Do you think you could you beat up James Hetfield?

Dunno, I hear word he has anger around his dick

Metallica is the boy band of metal

Depends how drunk he is.

What do you think I am, some kind of monster?

He would be frantic!

Why would I do that?
lml

Probably tase the guy.
But the way he looks I might have to use an additional BATTERY!

I don't think I could ride that lightning.
He'd hit me like a blitzkrieg
I'd be broken, beaten, and scarred.
I would never want to fight him. I'd just want to celebrate his life and career.

this fucking thread...

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i don't want to get arrested for Battery

one punch and he would fade to black

My punch would give him whiplash then he’d quickly escape

i'd have to kill the lights first so i'm not seen on the scene

because the memory would remain that you beat up james hetfield

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once you have beaten old man james, you're a chad, and nothing else matters

>Proof that Cred Forums can deliver
sad, but true

are you kidding? he would downstroke any 4channel virgin who crossed his path

if i tried to fight james i'd probably end up broken beat & scarred

He's an old man, most men could.

I couldn't, I'm a widdle manlet, but full sized men should be able to.

However, I could never fight Mr. Hetfield. I love him.

You would fade to black because you just comited a crime

Current day Hetfield? For sure, the guy gets triggered if he se's a bottle of Whiskey ffs.

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let's approach this with cool heads, we can't all fight him at once, let's put some order in all of this, i've got some straws here to choose who'll fight first, you gotta pick the shortest straw

Whisper something into his ear about his dead mom or worthless drunk of a dad and he'll become too weak to fight. Choke him out as soon as he looks out into space, the tears roll down, and he starts humming on a gay country song.

he'll make sure that there's no more whiskey in the jar

What if mama said you could?

>Whisper something into his ear about his dead mom or worthless drunk of a dad
That’d just make him pissed dumbass.

I neither know, nor care.

Who the fuck is he anyway ?

Those are the kinds of things that pissed him off when he was in his 10s and 20s. They made him cry when he was in his 30s and 40s. I'm banking on it at least simmering him down a bit.

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If I had the oppertunity to be face to face with James hetfeild Id be so fucking happy Id just say hi shake his hand andrun away like an idiot

James is a good guitarst and has a talent of finding verry good riffs + he is an OK singer I wouldn't beat him

Lars on the other hand is the worst drummer I've ever heard wtf is he even trying to do? I wonder if he has a sens of rhythm, he must be retarded/deaf

no Lars, you can't beat up James

one punch and he'd choke on the bone.

and you will be unforgiven

I'd just have to find the four horsemen and seek and destroy him

Any male under 30 yrs old who can't beat the shit out of an old boomer of 60 or 70 should get castrated and hang with the bitches (since he is a bitch)

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You guys are great

No but i would beat the shit out of Lars Ulrich. Fuck him for shutting down Napster

But don't you think Lars had a struggle within during that time?

i would beat him up so bad he would die and become the phantom lord

Lars and Kirk are little whiney liberals bitches. James and Jason were cool but they treated Jason like shit then kicked him out of the band. Fuck Metallica

Why not?

Cause nothing else matters

definitely he looks a lot softer than the guy he replaced

I dunno man, its kinda hard to beat a table

No but I could hang with him on guitar because he taught me everything I know.

t.44

Hell no, that kike faggot only wants money

St Anger was a pure and utter garbage tier album that should have every copy destroyed

It was an album that was so shit it only couldve been made by retarded niggers

this they lost their edge and sold out after Mustaine left (who in fact did beat up hetfield) and Metallica stole all of Mustaine's music
Metallica was Mustaine 2.0
none of that sound was originally Metallica, just Mustaine sound ripoff, who'd been writing and making thrash years before
listen to the original tapes of Metallica before Mustaine and you'd think you were listening to fucking disco out of tune
how funny anybody thinks Metallica is anything but a ripoff band

Sounded like Lars was banging on pots in a bathroom... St.Anger was for sure the shortest straw

>they lost their edge after Mustaine
>went on to record the Ride the Lightning, Master of Puppets, and AJFA albums without him.

lmfao

probably, I'm in my 20s and he's like what, 60?

Who could take on this paragon of masculinity?

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Fucking signeddddddddd!

That and LuLu with Lou Reed. What the shit.

54 year old here. Ready to take on a challenge (if you're in Texas)

No

You don't read very well, do you?

and if you're maimed or killed accepting "a challenge"? Will you sign a waiver of mutual combat, also indemnifying me from any civil actions that might be undertaken by your family or power of attorney?

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I would want to play guitar with Mr Hetfield.

best drummer in metallica

you mean plumber...

I don't think I can. I guess you have to keep searching, keep on searching

m.youtube.com/watch?v=0S7jIzqO6P8

Unquestionably

yes. simply because of the fact that he was the whinniest bitch during the napster days.

He's 93

I beg to differ. Sars was far worse

Lars has basically no talent at all

Hammett is a joke, he basically learned to play guitar while in metallica and still sucks
never wrote a fucking thing is in life, just a guitar monkey copycat

James is the only one with any talent there, but as a guitarist as his singing is well below average

I also whole-heartedly agree with this But then every metal historian knows this to be true.
Dave is actually loaded with talent and a prolific writer, not to mention he does triple duty whereas Metallica (errr) "musicians" can barely do one (simple) thing at a time.
Nobody who actually plays should ever talk up the one-trick pony powerchord ad naseum groups like Metallica who kick out the same commercial formulaic shit every time that is overproduced by their label. That ain't music. Those are seals at sea world blowing horns. Period.
By contrast, look at how Dave has actually evolved over the years and look at how his writing and playing as only improved and diversified. Listen to anything off of Dystopia (recent work) and compare to the same old shit Metallica is still making trying to still clone Dave's old sound and tell me you are bored with Metallica.

youtube.com/watch?v=3-d6LFLpBvw

lol, not him but sorry you're retarded
you do know that all but two tunes on ride the lightning were mustaine compositions, right?
he was later credited when it was exposed these were all just more mustaine ripoffs from his previews tapes
metallica's label then hired carey to rearrange all future mustaine work to avoid copyright laws and the result was master of puppets (5 tunes were mustaine compositions), etc.
listen to the tapes and compare them side by side
in fact the mustaine originals were for better imho

mustaine came to metallica with hundreds of written tunes
'metallica' had none
and if you listen to metallica's pre-mustaine shit, it sux dick and sounds like fucking Wham!

Maybe Mustaine has some talent. But he sings like a retard and acts like a moron. He is now an ultra-faggoty born again christian, which I can only conclude is because his music material and message bothers his conscience, yet he still sings the whole catalog minus a few lyric changes. Every time I hear of this queef hypocrite I roll my eyes hard enough to give myself a headache. I have never heard a song he wrote and performed that I considered worth YouTubing the whole way through, nevermind downloading, and you couldn't pay me enough to go to one of his retardo concerts with his mongoloid loser fans.

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I will never forgive Metallica for their campaign against us, the fans, including their Napster bullshit and everything else. Metallica have always been copycats and sellouts all about the dollar and nothing more. They stopped being musical artists 40 years ago, if they ever were..

Dave is extremely talented on guitar, no question. His voice and lyrics I've always found cringe and then going christfag even more cringe. Metallica was great with him but they both suffered from the split. Metallica was truly a great backer for him and they'd have all been better had they stayed together
>Hammet

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>maybe
lol, go look up who Joel McIver is
probably the most prolific rock historian ever and nobody is more well-published or respected in the industry, including by musicians, with few exceptions

he ranks Dave Mustaine as #1 of all time in rhythm guitarists
and that is JUST his rhythm guitar
Mustaine also plays lead pretty often (go see him in concert and you will understand)
and he sings
and he writes

here's kirk hammett (can't even play as good as a child) with most of his shit synced (faked) in concert as anybody who has ever seen metallica knows

youtube.com/watch?v=dDZ5Zozejh4

>#1 ranked by world famous rock historian
>"maybe" Mustaine has "some" talent

you have ZERO credibility now

most likely a fucking retard
go suck lars dick you fucking pleb napster fag

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This guy gets it.
But . . . you can't blame a guy who's been a punching bag his whole life and been given a shit hand from day 1 on this planet to try and find some shred of good in the world. You'd be bitter too if your father beat your ass while drunk with a beer bottle daily for years growing up and still wore all the scars from it all over your body, then had all your music ripped off by a faggot zero-talent like Lars who can't even hardly play drums and is border line retarded most days. If Dave didn't find something, like religion, he'd be dead already. It also has not gotten in the way of his music one bit.

megadeth beats metallica, end of story

Got watch Megadeth's LIVE performance at the Palladium in 2010 and you will never, ever again want to listen to Metallica. You will understand where Metallica got ALL if it's edge and original sound from. Mustaine wrote ALL of that MUSIC even before Metallica was Metallica and has continued doing it to this day. All original. To be fair, James wrote the lyrics, but it's not like James ever wrote any Neil Peart level lyrics. Just simple stuff, taking nothing away from James on rhythm because he is excellent on rhythm, but not in the same league as Dave Mustaine and never was, yet James is Metallica's best MUSICAL (and ONLY, even though they outsource everything the last two decades) artist and writer.

Yeah there's a lot of truth in here too. Throat cancer is a cancer of hard living. And you're right he did manage to find some good in the world. I've always been a Dave fan and still am. MOP was a masterpiece but every album since metallica lost just a little bit more.

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i would do a lot of damage inc. unless he tries to escape

i agree, can't even listen to the metallica clone shit for years now
cookie cutter recycled riffs and they haven't done anything interesting since the early 90s and went down hill as musicians since

>actual rocker confirmed
Metallica is to Megadeth what Devo is to Rush, musically

considering he's drunk about 80% of the time
sure i'd take a shot

I could beat up his asshole with my dick.

dude

Yeah, and I’d take is eyes and thumbs and letem go

If I do, will I get my own band out of it?

yeah, definitely
he's got a lot to lose while I have everything to gain
>wutchu in for
told James Hetfield Megadeath never became a bunch of homos then I kicked his face in

I hear Ozzy Osborne is sick.

yeah he's awesome

Megadeth better

You sound like a complete semen chugging fucking faggot you fucking illiterate retard, which makes perfect sense what with you being from texas and everything.

Probably not.
also,
>you could you