I am a 24 year old American from Omaha Nebraska currently living in Alkmaar The Netherlands.
And I will tell you, why to ALWAYS go for the less attractive prostitutes.
In short, I have the money for this ''research'' because my grandpa died and left us a ton of money which was to be split equally. But my family got greedy and wanted more than the 300k-ish each and all got in a big fight so I took my 300k and left.
Anyways, when I got here and I was immoderately hooked on all the legal things, drugs and prostitutes. Prostitutes at most, such a weird concept to walk through a street like it's a butcher shop deciding what piece of meat you want. It's cool as fuck
Anyways, my ''research'' fuck my life.
I went to many prostitutes and found that the less attractive ones will give you something your 35 euro's is worth while the attractive ones will (usually) not.
The less attractive ones know they're not as hot as some other woman there so they rely on giving good service to keep pulling people back to them. While the attractive ones just stand around and have a lot of guys flocking to them whilst their dick pops off flying by just the thought of having sex with this woman. This means these woman can get away with, terrible blowjobs handjobs and the most nasty trick of them all ''the pussy stopper''
The handjobs consist of pulling your limp dick as far up as they can and then push it down as far as they can. Blowjob consist of terrible sucking with a condom that is so thick you can barely feel anything, it's like your penis enters the void and feels the slight fluctuations in this alternate universe. The sex, is decent sure a pussy is usually a pussy but they use, THE PUSSY STOPPER. Which is there they block their pussy lips with their fingers and don't allow you to go in all the way. I assume it's to not ruin their pussy for their husbands.
Mean while, the less attractive one who sits around most of the night barely making profit on the room knows she needs you to come back.
They're much nicer, introduce themselves tell you their name, probably fake but it's better than just ''pay me and lay down''. They often have some music playing that isn't Romanian folk lore and just have a overall more relaxed mood. They then ask you to lay down with them and they start working your dick like they're having to feed their son with the money you just gave them and potentially will spend on them in the future.
Handjob is actually a handjob, they go slow at first and then once it's hard they'll adjust so it feels nice. The blowjob is a good as blowjob, some will make you cum with just the blowjob alone if they're really good. They suck it, perform some tongue acrobatics make you really hard and all.
The sex, doesn't consist of the pussy stopper. They let you ram them up until a certain point. You paid for their hole so they let you use it, usually you bang them hard and they just seem to enjoy it too, even though they're all acting of course. who the fucks want a stranger to fuck them for money?
In short, always go for the less attractive ones, you'll have a great experience here. I don't know about amsterdam haven't bothered there, but in alkmaar you can get a decent looking girl for 35 euros and bang your dick until its bruised and they'll hug you on the way out and beg for you to come in the next time you walk through the street.
Anyways, i'm cured of prostitutes and drugs now so I won't be going anymore. I'm looking for a actual relation now where sex doesn't cost.. I guess.
I have the same theory with strip clubs here in the states. I hate the big name flashy clubs with 10/10 fake titty thots. Drinks are expensive, girls are cunts, and you’re not having fun unless you blow at least 3 or 4 hundred.
Hole in the wall titty bars are where it’s at. So the girls aren’t all 10:10 and some have stretch marks. At least they’re kind and the drinks aren’t outrageously expensive. They’re more of a good ol bar where you can get slapped in the face for a few bucks. And probably even get a number before you leave.
Oliver Allen
I’m glad that I read your hooker advice, user. Take it easy out there Omaha bro
Interesting. Are these girls okay with foreplay of the client's choosing? Mild femdom or playing student-teacher. Is it okay to skip the BJ and just do hadnjob/sex?
Easton Clark
Good seeing some replies, glad people experience the same. General knowledge I just didn't have I guess.
Will be staying in Alkmaar until things calm down back home or until I decide i want to go back to Nebraska and start a life there.
Easton Lewis
Depends, the standard thing is 35 euros for 15/30 minutes blowjob, and fucking. Handjob is just kind of an ''extra'' you get.
There are some rooms that have some toys around, so I guess if you request it they can use them on you. There is one room labeled '' Soft bdsm '' and I guess she is more open to the idea of freedom and role playing.
You can request whatever you want, but most don't seem interested in all of it. And keep in mind they''ll charge you more for everything you ask extra.
follow up on earlier replies
Gabriel Evans
I live in germany and op is right. Fucked like 60 prostitutes and the ugly ones have the best service. Best fuck ever was a 30 something mum with strechmarkes and shaggy tits. Still like to fuck the pretty teens because of the look but there service is average at best.
Tyler Russell
Weird, never heard of this "Pussy Stopper" technique... But I mostly sex tour in Thailand, Hong Kong, Singapore, and PI. Thailand is the only place i have seen the "numbers in a window" but ya it does feel weird. I much prefer to go down Walking Street and approach the shy ones. I prefer shy to ugly. I do get the "hot chicks suck at X" though, always true. I would even prefer a trans woman to some of the bimbos that don't even know how to jerk you off. Trans will do it all and fucking love it
Hudson Mitchell
>living in Alkmaar The Netherlands. this where you dun goofed
Jeremiah Butler
Good luck user, thanks for the protip, and as always OP is a fag. Enjoy spending that inheritance money you lucky bastard
Julian Cox
man stretch marks on some girls stretch marks look fucking great
especially if they have good and well ass and thigh defining muscles
Oliver Walker
Eh, I read it. Kinda cool.
Nicholas Davis
:)
Lower standard I guess in those countries, the woman here are from romania and stuff and they are known for being terrible toward others in order to get a room and shit. Also usually very cocky (get it) about their services. One bad word and they get angry.
how come, much better than amsterdam. Amsterdam is full of tourist and smell like shit, can barely walk there and is expensive as fuck to live. Let alone trying to own a car.
Thanks, sacrificed my self for research so you don't have too. And yeah, got very lucky with the money. Hope my family makes a fuck up with my grandma or something so she sees that I am just enjoying it and not trying to get more from my deceased grandpa. Maybe i can get more and follow his legacy of real estate and shit.
thanks.
Will bump later, gonna shower real quick. Cool to see that people actually experience similar things. There's a code to always getting your moneys worth on random prostitutes, we will crack it.
She looks like she sat down in wet paint. I hate trashy tattooed bitches. I bet she talks with a black accent.
Benjamin Diaz
Op is back from his shower, was good. I like how the water here doesn't make you feel more dirty and sticky.
Yeah, wish I could take that back now lmao. I mean, the sex is free but maintenance on your girl cost more than 35 euros.. Luckily I can say no very easily and that's probably why they all end up leaving me :)
Angel Wood
man there is something wrong with you if you fantasize this way about some piece of meat and get all into "bet she talks with black accent"
