rekt
Rekt
Must folks don't bounce, must be a spring water tard
Free hat!
Incel God!
lol
Isn't legacy colonialism the greatest problem in Africa?
TIACA
Why would you ever expose yourself to unmanaged blacks?
Why did he flip out??
Why do Spic X think this sort of thing is funny?
OK boomer hostage.
WTF IS GOING ON HERE?
Don't mistake them for humans.
CRISPR now.
CRISPR now. They have so many vulnerabilities. Why the fuck haven't you acted?
CRISPR now. They have so many vulnerabilities. Why the fuck haven't you acted?
Year after year you accept their abuse. What the fuck did you go to University for again?
Stupid fucking niggers
this is fake
How
NEVER pull the nozzle out if the gas ignites. tell an employee so they can cut the gas line and extinguish the fire.
DAd gave the gun and said if yu dont want to be anything then kill yourself then the hero did it
Yes. Give her a cigarette lmao
Car in reverse. FUCK THIS SHIT
Takes off, NOT MY PROBLEM STUPID BITCH LMAO
Hahahah
Hakiem and his magic drum
HEADBUTT
The fuck are you talking about? Do you not think Africans were acting this way before the White man showed up? It was all rainbows and butterflies before the White man? Lol, this is their natural state.
Whole new meaning to the term "pavement ape"
He's losing a lot of blood. Probably didn't make it.
Punched him full of holes. A lot of hate was dispensed.
Why even bother with pants if they're that low?
Millenial to be; only harm done was to her pathetic ego
level 99 bard
Stupid bitch
more like this
thx 4 circle fckwad
I see Jack the Ripper is still alive and well
Suddenly realized she's a dirty whore because of the red wedding dress. Should be a wonderful wedding night in the bedroom too.
Ah dude wish i was there to help her up and get that instant life saver pussy
the kid can just there
nice for lootings
Ida been pointing and laughin
Behold womanly maternal instinct at its finest
Also shit i hit that triple 6 lucifer shall grant me the so awaited pussy
BEYBLADE BAYBLADE LET IT RIP
bunch of free hats
Almost a free hat
Nice job posting without audio you botch of nature
Absolute chad
this represents brazil more than soccer and samba
(you) dumbass
hitman
Tarcraft is intense over there
I remember seeing this webm for the first time in a rekt thread like 3 years ago
Cred Forums will not allow sound on webms :(
kek well deserved
an hero
Looks like some forced arranged marriage.
he can suck his cock now
Then they wonder why the baby daddy's doing a nickle upstate, and cry about "systemic racism" lol
kek
>filename
fuckin kek
>1v1 irl noobfag.
Gamers are pussies lol.
Is he ok
White boy is tougher than a whole pack of wild swinging niggers.
Where's the fun in that though?
This one always makes me sad. Taximan clearly wanted to live and couldn't figure out why this was happening to him
Sons Of Anarchy spoilers
ok boomer
That nigger should be euthanized
Kek
Lost
The pushups at the end made this perfect.
Any info on this?
feminism
Holy shit you are retarded lmao
russians are so fucking stupid
Actually refreshing not seeing fucking pavement apes fighting for a change kek
Nerve gas
typical asian parents
No bueno el pavement ape'o no bring el pavement ape'os ape go seiseta
He died.
shanghaiist.com
>A 17-year-old teenager was killed at an internet cafe in Dongguan, Guangdong province when one of his peers snuck up from behind him and slashed his throat with a knife.
The victim, Guo Xianghu, had reportedly gotten into a dispute with the suspect, surnamed Lei, in a KTV bar just below the web cafe.
Lei ran to a department store to purchase two knives before entering the internet cafe, where Guo had been using a computer. Surveillance footage shows as the suspect, dressed in a white shirt and black pants, walked up to an unsuspecting Guo with a knife behind his back.
Lei grabbed the victim with his left hand and quickly cut his throat with his right hand. He then pushed the teen aside and fled. Guo’s friends got up and chased behind Lei as the victim was seen stumbling from his chair with his hand to his throat, blood spilling on his shirt.
>“The victim’s friends didn’t succeed in chasing the suspect, but the police came quickly,” staff from a neighborhood store told reporters. “The boy lost too much blood and [rescuers] couldn’t help.”
What, the white girls fighting in the video?
Imagine the stories being told today about that.
Like seriously, what the shit.
free watch too
They're gonna have a great life.
This feels like I'm watching a David Lynch movie.
Kek
Hey kid watch this
>dies
dont fuck with russian bitches.
never let em get you to the ground.
Girls hitting girls is one of my fav things.
Source?
What the fuck is going on here?
Retard police
Finish him
Did he live?
oh man, id better make sure i dont leave any more fingerprints
Fuck... that's a terrible way to go. You already know dudes were trapped inside when the ship exploded. Back when I was a navy-fag, there was a fire in an equipment room on my ship, and it was nearly out of control if it wasnt for a few quick thinking engineers
bump
maybe even unclick the lock
there you have it, neo cons in action. no wonder yall fucked up the world, youre just a bunch of assholes
whos dumbass tied the hammock to that dead half tree
Is he invincible?
I think africa is the greatest problem in agrica.
i couldve swore they did, i remember hearing rick rolls on here
Checked
Why do countries not address this hellholery?
Fat bitch nigger.
if you're gonna be racist, can you atleast not photo shop a baboons ass to look more like sagging pants? people who are right dont need to do shit like that to get the point across
kek, so true
Its nice to see some white initiative.
ape vs ape, thats fair
Shut up clark
One of the most infuriating parts of fights was having all the cunts behind you pushing you, knocking you off balance.
Probably told him it was empty, and somehow tricked him into doing it. Explains why he smacked the back of his head and them both laughing their asses off
Jesus chrust whats up with these 3rd world countries and no brakes?
LOL that epic bounce
The car took out his bike, got a lucky landing I'd guess. Not even sure.
Obviously not, considering that you can still see him retard.
Black people: WHY DO WHITE PEOPLE KEEP KILLIN US MANG
Also Black people:
Holy fucking shit! Niggers are a pest, they culture is utterly shit.
When you just gotta unlock those bonus game features.
wat. Are you drunk? I think you misread my comment. I didn't say invisible...
>freehat.webm
That's it.
I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
Actual true story inbound.
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
yo is that prince harry?
For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.
One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".
Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.
I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.
After the female has declined the beta male's often deceptive and duplicitous mating attempt, the male is left in a state known as 'The Chivalric Slump' in which to cope with the mental anguish, his body releases a chemical induced growth on the head,known as 'Betachlorium-Euphoroxide', or more commonly known as 'The Fedora' This removable extension of the male is now a social stigma, and contains all the superfluous euphoria and beta-ness of the individual, which can be attached to others to infect and spread the condition. Inexplicably, the rate of consumption of My Little Pony products and whining dramatically rise. - from the Documentary 'David Attenborough Presents: The Suburban Basement'
Copypasta - Copypasta reply - The thing is, people don't realize the work that goes into properly doing copypasta. They think copypasta is something that slackers can do, or faggots, or assholes. It's not true. Copypasta is a dying artform and if you don't see that, I don't know what's wrong with you. First of all, you sacrifice spending real time on Cred Forums. You can't participate as much as you'd like to because you're so busy doing copypasta that you can't. As a result, you miss a lot of really great threads. Still, it's a sacrifice, so you do it. There's also the problem of "Flood detected". This message can really hurt your progress. You should try to get your copypasta into every active thread and if you have to sit there waiting before the flood period is over, you lose valuable time. This is also very difficult. Also, picking which threads should get a copypasta first are sort of difficult. There are threads that don't stay on the first page for very long, so you may be missing some of the more prominent threads. Of course, you should try to hit them all, but for the desire effect, you need to get into bigger threads quickly.
When you get mad cuz someone is wearing a blue shirt but clearly isn't a crip.
No death no fap
he will be on monkey dust or something
Now that a fag working out
I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.
forgive english, i am Russia.
i come to study clothing and fashion at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American fashion and then we are kiss.
We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fock this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.
I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass
it not even like the bus didnt have their indicator
Has anyone reversed this? It would make him look like Superman jumping over a building in a single bound
You can already see him abusing her hours after being maried
rekt
kekt
>yo mom dad i met spiderman today, dude's a fuckin phoney
Nm I did it myself lol
Absolute domestic violence. I give her 1 year then she looks like Arya from game of thrones.
this is a classic
is he attached to a bungee cord being retracted by fast helicopter?
Holy shit quads
He is Russian
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on Cred Forums by posting stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is Cred Forums. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...
ı don'ʇ ǝʌǝn ʞnoʍ ʍɥǝɹǝ ʇɥǝ ɟuɔʞ ʇo bǝqın˙˙˙ ʍɥʎ do pǝopןǝ ןıʞǝ ʎou ɟınd dǝɐd bodıǝs soɯǝʇɥınq ʇo ظoʞǝ ɐbouʇ? ʎou ʇɥınʞ bǝɔɐusǝ ʎou qǝʇ ʇo sıʇ ın ʎouɹ ʍɐɹɯ ɥoɯǝs on ɐ ɔoɯpuʇǝɹ ʇɥɐʇ ʎou ɔɐn ظusʇ ظoʞǝ ɐbouʇ ɥoɹɹıbןǝ ʇɥınqs ןıʞǝ ʇɥıs? ʍɥɐʇ ʇɥǝ ɐɔʇuɐן ɟuɔʞ ıs ʍɹonq ʍıʇɥ ʎou quʎs? ʇɥıs ıs ʌǝɹʎ ɟuɔʞǝd up, ʎǝʇ ɔɹɐzʎ ɐssɟuɔʞs ןıʞǝ ʎou ɐɹǝ posʇınq dǝɐd ʇɥınqs ןıʞǝ ıʇ's noʇɥınq˙ sıɔʞ ɟuɔʞs, doınq ʇɥıs sɥıʇ doǝs ɟuɔʞınq noʇɥınq˙ so ʎou ʍɐnʇ ʇo ɔoɯǝ on ɐn ıɯɐqǝboɐɹd ʇo bǝ ɐn ɐssɥoןǝ ɐbouʇ ʇɥınqs ןıʞǝ ʇɥıs? ןǝʇ ɯǝ ʇǝןן ʎou quʎs, ʎou ɐɹǝ ɐןן ɟuɔʞınq ʍǝɐʞ˙ ʎou ʍouןd nǝʌǝɹ bǝ usǝɟuן ʇo ʇɥǝ ʍoɹןd ʍıʇɥ suɔɥ bǝɥɐʌıoɹ ʎou pɹǝsǝnʇ˙ ɥonǝsʇןʎ ʍɥʎ do pǝopןǝ ןıʞǝ ʎou quʎs ǝʌǝn ǝxısʇ? ı bǝʇ ʎou don'ʇ ǝʌǝn ʞnoʍ ɐbouʇ ɥɐןɟ oɟ ʍɥɐʇ pǝopןǝ ɥɐʌǝ qonǝ ʇɥɹouqɥ ɟɹoɯ ʇɥǝn ʇıןן noʍ ʍɥǝn ʇɥǝʎ ɥɐʌǝ soɯǝonǝ ʇɥǝʎ'ʌǝ ʞnoʍn dıǝ˙ ʎou ɐɹǝ ɐןן suɔɥ dısqusʇınq buןןıǝs˙ ısn'ʇ ıʇ bɐd ǝnouqɥ ʇɥɐʇ pǝopןǝ qo ʇɥɹouqɥ ɥɐɹdsɥıps oɟ ʇɥǝıɹ ןoʌǝd onǝs? sǝɹıousןʎ ʍɥɐʇ do ʎou quʎs ɹǝɐןןʎ ɟınd ɟunnʎ ɐbouʇ ʇɥıs? sʇupıd ɟuɔʞǝɹs ı'ɯ so ɐnqɹʎ ɹıqɥʇ noʍ ʇɥɐʇ ı ʍısɥ ı ɔɐn ɟuɔʞınq punɔɥ ɯʎ ɔoɯpuʇǝɹ sɔɹǝǝn so ʇɥɐʇ ɯʎ ɟısʇ ɔɐn qǝʇ ɐ qood ɥıʇ on ʇɥɐʇ ɐssɥoןǝ ɟɐɔǝ oɟ ʎouɹs, op, sıɔʞ ɟuɔʞs˙ sǝɹıousןʎ, ظusʇ ɟuɔʞınq qɹoʍ up ɐnd ɐɔʇuɐןןʎ ɐɔʇ pɹopǝɹןʎ ɐbouʇ dǝɐʇɥ˙ sʇupıd ɟuɔʞ, ʞǝǝp ǝɐʇınq ʇɥosǝ ɔɥǝǝʇoǝs ʇɥɐʇ ʎou sʇɐın on ʎouɹ sɥıɹʇs ǝʌǝɹʎ dɐʎ˙
kek
WAAAA WAAA ME SAD ABOUT DEATH. JUST BE LIKE ME GUYS CMON YOURE BEING MEAN WAAAAAAAAAAA BE LIKE ME THINK HOW I THINK
I think the guy in white shot himself in the chest and thats why he was on the ground and that woman clearly collapsed from shock after 2 people (probs her son and husband) shot themselves in front of her
post new content faggots
whiteys cant fight
Cuck
Chilly chinks
He hit the boss, plan gone wrong?
i get your aqua teen reference
What culture, user?
kys, most pointless story of all time
retard
How can he be that dumb, without planB ?
Was the snake dead at least?
unlikely. These sick fucks enjoy torturing animals.
>topless twice
mfw
forgot to quote...
What went terribly wrong
That's new, lobotomized by a shovel
:* you want a real rekt sorry for my gramatics but im drunk :DDDD
shit like this makes me want to drive around and cap the first nigger i see
cuz youd probably never get a chance to do it again
is he ok?
wtf.
right in the fucking rib
E Q U A L I T Y
dumb ass girl not using a machine correctly.
Having a seizure or summat?
it really enrages me how they need to go 5 v 1
Maybe it's time for you to go back faggot.
Cut off his penis because it was useless
Did you not notice that all these videos on this thread don't have sound? You fucking nigger.
THE FUCK
I felt this in my soul
He dont recive the straight impact on the hips cause the scooter,.
Twerk of victory from random black person... of course..
Niggers deserve to be hanged.
He leaking
Checked.
They were kings though, until the white devil stole civilization from them and made them start acting like chimps
looks like India. Probably burning an effigy of someone for a protest
Based roach
Cop runs over pedestrian
>Lost
>giant smog cloud behind it all
fucking china
story?
this is probs one of the more intense rekt vids ive seen
this is from an israeli reality TV show. fake.
>Women
Nothing to say
Because niggers.
Lost
But no, on a more serious note fashion in niggee culture comes before ANYTHING. Rent, food, medicine, child support, you name it. The culture forewards appearances as being the most noble of all persuits.
Did he have an aortic bisection or something?
Its lo rez fckwad.
Chimps gon chimp
cop in China killed his former partner over something. I don't remember the reason.
more nig rex please
I have NO knowledge of warfare and can say as laymans common sense road treking is suicidal.
Their names are getting harder and harder to pronounce even in text
This makes me sad, he probably was figthing against that filthy scum.
ftge
The majestic jiggaboo courting ritual performed in its native environment.
she relaxed
>Has an entire sidewalk
>Walks in the road
Why do people do this? I even see this shit in America.
Chinksicles.
I like how running over a group of pedestrians is such a nonissue that they dont even think to touch the brakes, he just keeps going on about his business. Gooks are fucking subhuman