Well?
Well?
"give me a few million and I'll help you up"
I'm afraid of heights, I'd never be in that situation
trump is about to tuck you into bed in front of your new NYC wallpapers
frankly, i'd be disturbed
try to help him becaue he would prob hook me up with some free hotel shit for life, and some model pussy
Help him get up so maybe he'll give me a reward
This is absurd. Implying that fat sack of shit has the upper body strength to hold onto a ledge for even a second is laughable.
I would help him up, just as I would Obama or any other person you fucking physcopath.
He's 6'3" and just under 300 lbs, not much most people could do on their own.
>Implying that fat sack of shit has the upper body strength to hold onto a ledge for even a second is laughable.
Found the libtard cucklord.
I'd help him up and enjoy the reward for saving his life. Even if it's free hotels for life or free Golf at his courses that's more than I had today.
grab him by the pussy and help him up of course
You're such a good person, user. Praise you...
This is b you self righteous cunt. Only the disturbed are allowed here. fuck off back to your pillowfort.
Strangely enough, the gf and I built a pillow fort about a month ago. Hung the bedsheets from the central light fixture. Big mistake, burned holes in the sheet.
found the summer phegg.
Regardless of your political leanings, you would be saving a millionaire and president's life. Your fame would be glorious and eternal.
Woo, how edgy of you faggot, back off guys he's too tough and cool for us
Well, even if you don't like him, it's the president, I don't know the laws and shit but if you didn't help him I think there would be some serious consequences, if not the government, some radical rednecks would shoot you
Trade his life for a piece of his daughters pussy.. if he agrees I’d help lift his fat lazy draft dodging ass up.
fap and cum on his face
this
I don't think I would be able to lift 270 pounds unfortunately.
Let him fall, let Pence take over as POTUS watch all lgbqt rights get trampled, celebrate!
Hes 6'2, too have a belly like he has at that height he's probably closer to 280-290
>help him up
>be awarded blue heart medallion the nation's highest honor
>write tell all book about my new bestie Trump
>make million dollars, buy a fierro
>have permanent immunity because my buddy
>tell Sienna how I really feel about her
>drive off into the sunset with her after doing sexy time all day
>thanks buddy Trump my man
id make a pile of libtards underneath him
id shoot everyone for standing around while running to help i have big ideas to really help us and this world of tomorrow emporium 2020 bigsci fi art cafe
:( you said it
Help. I don't agree with his policies but I'm not capable of murder. Only a tranny on hormone therapy would be unstable enough to chose hurting someone whose primary trait is stupidity.
Underrated post.
Even if you didn't vote for him...
Or for your own reasons dislike him...
He would make you rich just for saving him.
This. Hes too flabby to hold himself up, and Im sure as hell not strong enough to lift him.
Help him up.
That's a human being clinging to the edge for their life.
Regardless of my views on him as a president, regardless of how I judge his character, it's only right to save him.
Who knows, maybe the experience would affect him for the better - change his Outlook and all that.
That's an old one thank you for that
He wouldn’t give you a reward. He’d be slagging you off on Twitter within hours.
what a pair of idiots you must be
Trump would have kicked his own wife & child out of the way to get a lifeboat on the Titanic. Fuck that guy, he's a stain
Nope. Bye bye.
Ever heard of retard strength?
'alright donny, open up!' and start pissing on him.
I would help him.
>Nope. Bye bye.
So cucked by orange man. You are a sad person.
Cry for 5 more years you pathetic cunt.
point and laugh, that's what I'd do
No, how much can you lift?
Tell him to grab my hand because I'm a limp wrist soy boy who couldn't help him up even if I wanted to. RIP Don
At least one rich guy, if I was properly motivated. Besides, I could use the spotlight to drop my new mixtape and keep that dough coming, baby!
Wonder how I got into such situation.
The guy has secret service around him 24/7
Why does it look like he's getting ready to drop a rock on someone's head in a subway sandwich shop? Every subway store around here has that same retarded ariel NYC photo wallpaper. Op your Photoshop skills are shit.
legit any attempt to help him will pull you over too. he is very heavy and wouldn't have the strength to help, but he would have the strength to get a death grip on you so you get dragged over
This. At least have a better pic of you're trying to make this forced meme a thing, op
Help the guy up. obviously
Is he..not wearing a shirt?
I would use monochrome film and a wide angle lens.
Yeah OPs pic is pretty retarded. Looks like shitty Windows 98-tier paint.
Forced meme from Tumblr. Op is cancerous fag.
Put a bootstrap on the ledge and let him pull himself up by it.
Like he has any...
I would show him what I learned in Tap Class.
And a grateful nation would thank me soon after.
This. Op, if you want to spam this weak ass Reddit -tier forced meme, at least get a decent photo editing suite. This looks like absolute ass.
Help him if I can. I'm not watching anyone die if I can help them. No matter how loathsome I find them.
I would only save him if he could guarantee me a night with Elaine Chao.
IDK, just didn't think a florescent light would get that hot. Incandescent sure...
Prob some fat green haired incel with a mangy beard. Retards can't photo edit for for shit.
Request a rescue chopper for the poor man .. however Mexico must agree to pay for it before it will take off.