YLYL army edition

YLYL army edition

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ALL STAND

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>I be
ugh

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This decade will see the first graduating class of the Space Force.

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But what happened with the wings??

I agree with name redacted

I remember getting a 'pep talk' at Air Force Basic right after we got our shots. It was in a large room with E-8's, O-2's and above, telling us we were in the '1% of people who would sign up for this.'

Fucking liars.

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that is at ease

She took them out, and no one knows what else.

Also, checked.

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That's a pretty cute idea. SPACE FORCE
No way it could be construed as badass. It's just so childish.

They were ruined and he beat the shit out of her.

It'd be great, but the timing is bad imo. And they messed up the uniforms already: should have been black 8-bit with white bits.

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Aren't MPs supposed to be the tough and brightest or is that a dead thing? I'm asking honestly as I don't know.

>we're going to the range today

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that was NEVER a thing lol

gibs

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Nobody likes MP's, even an MP

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kekked

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Look at me, I'm too stupid for a scholarship, too poor to pay my own way through school so I'll join the military.

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go die muzzie scum :)

isn’t that at ease

Beats your situation of just being stupid and poor

Well, that was never a doubt.

Nuthin, but a bunch of slack jawed faggots

he’s also anti jew

God bless those wings

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>university sucks
>civilian life sucks
>military life sucks
>being a veteran sucks, except for the free meals from Denny's or Sonny's once a year

World is a fuck, user.

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I was poor at 18 but not stupid and got a free ride to finish my degree so no need to go get cucked by the government.

How many people in the military would have joined if there were no perks for school etc? Entitled little shits think we owe you something while you were just doing your job (the only one you qualified for). Real men don't need the military to help them out, real men can be successful all on their own.

Muzzy hate is not tolerated here.

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Mmmm das ist lecker

Imagine hiring someone this retard.

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STFU muzzy

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This is for you

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>Real men don't need the military to help them out, real men can be successful all on their own.
But you gotta admit, there is something hot about women in uniform.

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>I took a screenshot of a meme and cropped it

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Must be a Guardsman

MPs are bootlickers. They're basically military mall cops.

You gotta admit, there is something hot about desperate lonely women in military bases.

check em

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That's just the spouses.

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What a good dog, I wish mine was as obedient.

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I knew a MP who couldnt pass basic for the RCMP training

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As long as you're not a marine, you're alright. Marine is that rich kid of the group who yells about his badassery and superiority 24/7

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If jewish people never progressed america it'd be just as bad as every 3rd world country

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OwO whats this

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this fucking dumb bitch lmao

I'm a marine and I dont do that

Just imagine, there’s fucking whole families of dipshits like this. Makes me realize I didn’t have it so bad growing up. I could have been born into this kind trailer park shit

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>there is something hot about women in uniform
until you realize that theyre literally blowup dolls

Been there, nearly got killed in an ambush, 6 dead out of 8. So, boot, what do yo want?

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Left is literally my grand uncle. He was EoD in Vietnam until they let him switch so he got his dream of being a ground spotter so he could direct the fire for Iowa class ships and finally get the booms he always wanted.
Always very friendly and against every war I ever knew about but always talks about the time he rearranged a peninsula and deleted a jungle and how happy he was that the war was over and how sad he was because he couldn’t rejoin EoD again.

That says no bugles, he’s playing a trumpet

hang the MP higher.

there he goes again

iM A mArRinE

Your uncle sounds cool as fuck. I'd love to do ketamine with him

JiHAD

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Honey, we know how to prepare, dont fool yourself.

...he's diabolical

You're the minority. It's hard to respect a men who beg to be respected through intimidation factor. Either it's insecurity, or it's the badass confidence due to going through hardest training. Either way, it's embarrassing.

I like the tassel on his gun

how many rounds is that mag? where to copp?

>what are these for?
If he ever completely runs out of ammo, hes got THREE, yes THREE extra bullets waiting in arms reach at the end of his rifle. The stickers are fucking sick and the ring on the bayonet loops around arteries for maximum damage when he withdraws the blade from its victim.

I bet you do...

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(it's actually two magazines taped together. The bottom one is empty.)

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I did eight years as cav scout and air cav medevac, saw more blood and guts than I ever thought possible and I am embarrassed to bring up military because of tough guys like this tryin to step up to civilians like anyone is supposed to give a fuck about your camo flavored welfare checks. Chair Force mother fucker where I work brags about 100% disability with no time in combat. Fuck everyone in the service.

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nope, theres a baseplate on the bottom

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That is supremely fucked.

IT'S THE TAKEI TRIPS! THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN FULFILLED. THE END IS NIGH

I think you just pissed that a girl wasn't impressed which you showing her your top 100 super Mario speedrun records. Then a marine come over, says he's a marine, and walks out the bar with her.

This. Warrior doesn't brag. Bragging is for teenagers.

Commander in Grief

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It's pretty crazy to see this in action.

At work there are a handful of vets, all of which had been deployed at some point except for one. They're all chill as fuck and its fun hearing them go at it over the radios. Even the two that had seen combat are bro tier, albeit with some anger issues.

There's only one faggot who's a tried and true piece of shit that takes himself too seriously, and he's the one who brags about guarding missiles and seeing submarines up close like if anybody gives a shit. And he throws it around every chance he gets.

Nobody respects him. To the extent where the fucking custodian asked if his MPA stood for "Male Personal Assistant" and left him speechless. Fucking dork.

Nice bait

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>Singing to a flag
>Saluting the TV
Any other interesting American traditions?

Wtf i wanna get vored. Or see a hot girl i know irl get vored

Wtf is that

clapping when plane doesn't land in a building.

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are americans really this brainwashed?

EWWWWWW! ITS A PIC OF TEXT THAT WONT GET DELETED! GROSSEST THING EVER! NEWFAGS BTFO!

MODS

They forgot the rest

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Tipping service workers so they don't spit in their burgers
At least they can buy egg whisks without ID I suppose

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fucking this right here. My grandfather shelled Nazis with artillery in WW2 during the liberation of France. He was the most chill cat I ever knew (deaf AF too). I think seeing that kind of hell put everything in perspective.

Meanwhile I work with a guy who sat around in air-conditioned tents in Desert Storm as a air guardsman and he struts around like some kind of wannabe drill sergeant in a corporate office.

>Implying you wouldn't get bored and decorate your shit in a madmax hellhole

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rekt
probably fake
still kekt

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A 20 guaranty is impressive

Because they use them.for sexual purpose. They say 18+ to keep from further injury.

This ladies and kids is what you call a Walt or Walter or Walter Mitty.

Obvious case of stolen valor the belt is fucking horridly put on, has a shit stance in the first photo if same guy.

God damn walts everywhere, almost as bad as the one from earlier who claimed to own a bitcoin addy with 900m in it.

Sheffield steel was decent tier stainless

I work with various veterans, mostly air force and they're a bunch of pompous asses.

Meanwhile the army sniper who has to take pills because shrapnel cost him his spleen is the most mellow and relaxed guy in the building. He does NOT like to talk about Iraq.

This a Walt thread for sure then?

i always thought that looked like JFK

Fuck off

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lol that's fucking stupid. Most veterans do not even use the GI bill.

WTF?????? MODSSSSSS

We call that cat o' nine tails over here - danger.

Made from the finest Sheffield steel, folded 2 or 3 times.

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I really want to piss on a dead us soldiers grave

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You watch the new shadiversity katana video too?

theres a bunch of them in arlington, head on over

Imagine needing a pat on the back for going to your job

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I think that would be near impossible without being caught.

Or you don't realize you do it...

Lol.

>Android phone

Lost. Kek.
Broke nigga alert. Broke nigga alert

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dooooo eeeeet
live stream it
i want to see you get ass raped and murdered

This makes me root for America's enemies.

People still buy iPhones?

That's savage

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Why do you want to see that happen to me?

Probably "in the navy"

Kek another broke nigga

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The guy took the knife out and added a whisk, bet nobody read the description either right?

He had less weight

Dude.. Not cool

>2020 owning a phone
Kek

There are 40 and 50-round mags for AK-pattern rifles. You can find 'em on gunbroker and gunauction fairly often. They look like that.

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So go to a national cemetery you bitch made faggot.

I'll bet you want to pee sitting too, follow your dreams, pussy.

>flys
>flys
>Pizza Pie
>Gimme Pizza
>P.....I....S....Z.....R

American spelling love it.

Because he can get girls from his occupation alone while you can't keep a girl engaged in conversation for more than 20 seconds?

Actually peeing sitting down is far more comfortable.

Too far man. Even for this site

>2020
>not owning a phone

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Dead military give me hard on

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dat guy aint armed forces, those boots are fucking terrible

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I agree with you.

No, it's just fuckin dumb. Fund NASA.

member of Meal Team 6

Pfft even legit ROTC was a joke. Scary thing is how many scumbag and retard fuck ups are like O3’s now.... im sure some got weeded out but I doubt more than 10-20%.

Some of us are. The indoctrination begins at a young age. They're raised to suck this country's dick and think if they don't salute the magical sky cloth it won't freedom.

Because US ground forces are among the weakest on this planet, not once has America won a ground force battle outside their own country on their own.

They have to rely on allies who have superior ground force like the UK or Australia.

Yeeeeah, no.

What the fuck I still can't tell what it is

That's the packaging for a sabatier knife

"DO YOU COPY?!?!?!?!"

FML pol are dumb af, I'm not referring to military... just people.. fuck people

My ex treated me like shit: wants me back

Family treats me like shit: makes it out like they understand my life and are there for me

Even my dog was being a prick today, of all days, 4th day in to quitting weed, beer, cigs

I came from the suburbs, now I look like a fucking gangster from a boxing gym and I had no part in it, I live in a dog eat dog city and have been around all the drugs, guns, and knives to service more than one man's life of hell... can't even count how many times I've barely come out alive of situations... all because my drunk mother and Houdini father

Fuck, my bad.. just needed to feel sorry for myself for once

I could probably take the time and connect the dots, but it would be more complex than the path of exile skill tree

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Nice try faggot,
I can still read the packaging that clearly was swapped from a kitchen knife.
However, seeing as how britts are on the verge of a total outlaw of knives, this might be the deep intellectual rick and morty humor i read about

>9gag

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>ITT this guy
>Trying to be edgy against military
>hasn't left their house
>too scared in case the scary muslims jump out a bush and rape him

2020

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Broads

World is a duck, you just have to partake in the duck and enthrall yourself; and hope you nut before the world

That’s special agent Gibbs to you

this angers me.

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Get back to ruck boot

Says the guy getting cucked by uncle Sam

Let it out Cred Forumsrother. Just know you're not alone

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Lol chill... let people have their shot as long as they are metaphorical and spiritual about it.. not literal psychos; all religions have them DEUS VULT

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Has this faggot even heard what a bald eagle sounds like?

youtu.be/wr5AQff-SXQ

This is what he hears whenever he gets an erection.

Not even in the Army, just saying a truth that some fat guy who is scared to leave their house and weighs a ton is trying to be edgy

Guess it triggered both of you.

There is no god...

Maybe...maybe there are good people both inside and outside of the military. Maybe the small minority that are cunts just seem like the majority because they are loud, obnoxious and constantly looking for attention.

Maybe everybody needs help sometimes, even the "real" men, especially when we are young and unsteady in who we are and what we want to do with our lives.

Also, not sure how one gets "cucked" by the government. I don't think that word works in that context. Do you mean USED by the government? Glad you got a free fride though, good thing you didn't need any help.

Oh honey

Dude wtf.

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Why does he keeps talking about those fucking wings?

Prove me wrong.

Tell me all about Vietnam and the Korean wars.

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It's a person. At the end you can see the legs

Nigga was hungry
>i;m thinking about thos wings

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What a cocklord you are. So unaware of the world around you while you assume you know it all. Why dont you an hero Greta Thunberg

:) all Muslims must die, stop breeding with your family.

The person who made these is single for sure.

I can't. They are not allowed to leave the house unsupervised or talk to strangers lol

Story now daddy

As I said to another upset user, prove me wrong and tell me how Vietnam and Korea wars worked out for you.

Anything else you "won" was with allied nations helping.

Not boasting, but my cock is long and thick enough soft that I pull it out, straddle the bowl a little, and piss as I browse my phone...standing

Quads

Not really army, air force actually. RCAF. Also not really YLYL but fuck it.

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Are you autistic?

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This nigga tho

Why do so many canadian girls have big ass tiddies?

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lmao bodied

fake

It's probably all the milk we drink

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We won vs North Korea.

Then China intervened, threw human waves at us. Hundreds of them for each of our soldiers. Go read some of the Medal of Honor descriptions for Korea, they're fucking unreal.

We fought them to a standstill. South Korea is a first world country, some of the best tech in the world. The half China won is a shithole.

I would lick the fuck out of her boots

You didn't win against North Korea that war never came to an end it is still ongoing, no peace treaty was signed.

based

witnessed

These Iranian PSYOP bits are precious!

< Trump Effect!

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WTF THIS IS ACTUAL CP MOOOOOOOODS FUCKING GET IN HERE NOW

Since the lefties are all "Woo! Big Gov!" they won't be prepping to fight in the war. They will let the army do it for them.

Going to be a lot of work killing traitors, burning their flags and salting the fucking earth underneath them, but hey we've done it before. Gotta water the tree of liberty and all that.

Protip, tribunals, and hanging take too long, prisoners won't be taken as its too tempting to torture traitors, expect to be shot and stepped over before you even finish screaming "I surrender! I surrender!!"

Personally, I can't fucking wait. The hardcore far rightwingers are finally feeling bold enough to come right out with their hateful destabilizing horseshit. The countries getting out of control and they are getting just worked up enough to really make a go at violence against whoever they feel is "ruining" everything. New generations have forgotten how hard older ones got their shit pushed in every single time they poked their heads up too high.

It makes my dick hard imagining the absolute slaughter of another civil war, holding fucking nazi LARPing assholes down and shitting down their godamn throats. Turning on the TV everyday and watching "tough" guys and "real" men out in the streets discovering first hand how it feels to have someone forcefully strip your delusions away from you right before they blow your guts out onto the ground and move onto your comrades.

Oh, and we lost in Vietnam for political reasons. Couldn't wage total war, and the advent of television shocked and horrified people back home. Hard to win a war when the soldiers get spat on and called babykillers by dumbfucks like yourself when they come home on leave.

WTF STOP MOOOOOOOOOOOODS

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>We won vs North Korea.
Um. If you call a divided country and a truce without a peace treaty and on-going hostilities "winning", the what does "losing" look like?

Ah, so you're one of those people who can't acknowledge reality when you're wrong.

>total war
why the fuck would we fight total war for Viet fucking Nam you silly bish

Nigger...

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Dude. I knew my wife for 8 years before proposing

Same, I just wanna commit mass murder without going to prison. Until the day of blood orgy comes, we shall wait.

The whole country looking like North Korea, I suppose. Would you call North Korea winning?

To play devils advocate, look at her right leg. Looks like she's had some bad trauma to muscle there, and isn't used to just NOT having that leg like he is used to it.

More angry assumptions, who said I hated soldiers? Not me.

I said American ground troops are among the worse in the world. I didn't say I hate them or spit on them.

You need to calm down girl, your salt is spilling.

Vietnam the ground theatre was bad, because your troops were bad.

It resulted in air strikes to help, but they were also bad and both ground and air not only hit enemy placements, but also hit allied Vietnamese also. And that was with Napalm and Agent Orange.

So nothing to do with political reasons, sounds like you are making excuses.

We won the Korean war and the Vietnam war was a draw at best. Both were fought in foreign lands. Name another country that has fought in foreign lands and won. You are literally the same piss ant cuck as Greta. I dont hit woman but I'd put that girl in the ground and you're the same person. Quit life

That North Korea still exists is Exhibit A that the war was not won and is still on-going. Vietnam reunited, Germany reunited. The war will not be over until Korea is reunited.

EZ fix. Kill yourself.

have you tried joining some mercenaries? you can also just join certain wars on certain sides depending on who you are

the offensive didn't stop with Afrin and the other kurdish lands are already planned to be invaded, so if you want to kill towelheads who hate freedom while helping towelheads who love freedom, that might be a choice.

You are describing yourself... tell me if you won the war what day did it end in a victory for the US and South Korea?

protip - there wasn't one as it never came to an end, its only a shaky truce that hasn't been solidified into a peace treaty, so the South and North are still at war.

But hey... keep crying and assuming shit, and pretend you know your history.

What slays me about these twats is how easy it is to spot them just because they were fucking lazy. I mean, couldn't you probably do an internet search and find out what ribbons and badges go with different uniforms?

You lost in vietnam because you can't force people to change by bombing them

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Vietnam

>Name another country that has fought in foreign lands and won

The UK, France, Russia, the Portuguese, the Dutch and literally every other goddamn imperialist country with colonies.

The US did not "Win" in Korea and North Vietnam taking over South Vietnam following the withdrawal of US forces was hardly a draw.

Wow you can't even tell when you are speaking to the same person, and also the Greta thing, you are certainly angry.

Again you didn't win anything in Korea, like I already said - tell us the day the war came to an end there.

>inb4 excuses and rage

I had a girl with tits like that once

How do you lose a cold war?

Fragile boy. Scared much? Angry much? Man up.

Be Careful he is a student of the "Murricah #1 History class" and he must know better than everyone else.

Cause his fantasy world is reality in his head.

Best tits I ever had.

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Worked with a guy that was in a tank during the first gulf war. He barely talked about it. Did tell me it was pretty fucked up seeing all those dead iraqi soldiers . He was a cool guy. 10 years later, working with a bunch of Navy guys who never saw hostilities. What a bunch of crybaby entitled douchebags.

Lol like they didn't deserve it. A guy had to land a helicopter between soldiers and the civilians they were slaughtering just to get them to stop and then the government WENT AFTER HIM.

If this is military I seriously hope somebody had the balls to roll this dude out back and shoot him in the head.

Can't see. Can't talk. Probably has brain damage, hearing damage. If he is aware at all he's panicking like none of us can even imagine, strapped to a bed and trying to scream with no face, might even believe the enemy fucking has him.

Put two in his head and send him home with a fucking medal.

What's even going on here?

pls stop mr gigganigga

With that same logic, no force facing the same enemy has done better than the U.S., only backed them up.

Provide solid proof with equal measurements, or don't try to compare.

Well the french asked us to fight communists for them

Cringe

its just pumped up you fucking dyel

Lol quads tho

Jim Breuer?

No, it's a failed shotgun suicide.

Where's her weapon pointed? Is that a "safe" direction? If the weapon were to discharge, where would the round go?

Fuckin kek

Thats because your history knowledge is only limited to US only.

UK held against the Argentines in the Falklands is a good example.

Irish Civil War.

Bosnian and Kosovo wars.

Could go on and on and on. But as said you know nothing outside of your own precious history which is warped and untrue mostly.

I have considered it later in my life. FFL to be exact. One thing is if they'd accept me due to my history of mental stuff, but I disagree, I'm not crazy, I am just honest. We are all animals in our hearts, for others it comes out when the situation calls for it AKA survival, for others it's constant, and you have to suppress your own desires. I think it's natural to wish to kill and destroy, it's programmed into us. I think many people are unhappy because of how full of order everything is now, murder = prison, fighting = prison, burning things that don't even have people in it = prison. War can't come soon enough

>the french asked us
Asked us?
The French you say?

You probably think it was all Jacky's idea.

What movie is this... is that fucking Travolta playing a black dude?

do they taste like maple syrup?

>using 'civilian' as an insult
#1 sign of stolen valor

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From Paris with Love.

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Was her name Emily?
Looks just like them. Tiny pink nipples. Fucking flawless

>based mad dog

Fapping to this

Ban women from the service. They’re a fucking burden, I’ve never met one I would go to war with. Ever.

>they forgot the rest
>posts webm that ends 2 seconds later revealing nothing

the kurdish ones are doing alright

no it's not

Right handed. Dominate left eye. WTF?

I dont think I've ever met a single woman that could pass soi let alone anything after

Basically yeah. The government went off half-cocked, things went poorly, they lied about it for years and then BLAMMO! The TV starts showing footage on the ground and getting the story out and news organizations tell the government to fuck right off when asked to help keep the shit show under wraps.

The government keeps slogging for way too long, still trying to win without having to commit too hard, and the public gets more and more pissed off and exhausted by the whole thing.

Finally, the gov calls it off and brings everyone home, and of course when people want to scapegoat the soldiers themselves and ignore the more complicated reasons why they should be taking a harder look at the war department, executive and legislative branches, government fucking lets it happen, leaves its veterans twisting in the wind because it means they can move on and act like the good guys again.

And the whole fucking shit show ends up helping to completely change how America views its government and its military. To the point where politicians decades later are having to make the distinction in public that they are "All for the troops, but against the war", and having to promise every thirty seconds to "bring our brave men and women home for good this time".

this position is actually comfortable

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*click click*
"He's out!"


*dies with a bullet in his hand trying to chamber*

Lol this fuckn guy never head of extra clips

How are those webms?

I can list random countries as well. Doesnt mean they've ever been in a war or won a war though. You didn't mention the only country to win a foreign war in the last 100 years. Germany. Germany and US. At this point in time the only militaries that are worth anything are the US, Russia and China. Everything else is just a bunch of assholes waving stolen guns around.

It happens.

Delete this pic in a minute make newfags sperg out (like OP, ironically). Get cancer and die faggot.

It's obvious to everyone that modern kids can't even cook pancakes before 18teen.

That's it's design.

Vietnam is where our soldiers stopped automatically being viewed as Heros Fighting to Protect Our Freedom. It was a meat grinder broadcast into every middle-class home in America, and the people that ran and profited from and perpetuated that war were more than happy to step aside and let the veterans take the heat when it was finally over.

Yet another example of a decision that benefitted those in power in the short term, and hurt the country as a whole, and especially our veterans in the long term.

Why the fuck is the bullets facin the wrong way.

Known my wife for 18yrs. Dated for 6yrs married for 2yrs

based always

Not even pic related?

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Lists a civil war when comparing to foreign wars.

I've also been in a fistfight. Playground war

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Irish Civil war was between Britain and Ireland, two separate nations. You also need to learn Geography.

>see word civil
>"hurr durr civilians hurr durr"
>being this fucking retarded

They have full use of 2 arms.

>Germany.
Are you kidding?

Which foreign war did _they_ win in the past 100 years?

This would be funny if the other hat said Korea. We won the cold war

Wrong eye nigga

Germany technically hasn't existed for 100 years, it was the Holy Roman Empire > Germanic States > Germany

Also why 100 years? Surely if we are comparing it should be over 200 years right?

Cold War didn't even happen. It was a stupid name for a serious of paranoid moments on both sides.

You can't win what never happened.

So is winning a permanent peace then? How long does a place have to remain stable, or at least better off after we leave for it to count as a win? North Korea is a nightmare, but that's China's bullshit. Should we have ignored the truce and just gone to war with fucking China? Crossed our fingers and hoped that the Soviets would ignore the obvious opportunity to make gains while we were busy fighting a war 100 times bigger than Korea had been?

Maybe we should have started up the draft again too. I'm not sure how else we would have come up with the manpower necessary to "win".

We signed on the line and did what we could to get the South going on a strong economic path. The U.S. has fucked up a lot but that place is a fucking paradise thanks to us. Moreover, the entire planet can see bold as brass the difference between democratic government, human rights and a mixed economy vs totalitarianism and a police state. One of them is working out great, and the other is pretty much the worst place on earth.

Why would you type all that out in Cred Forums

I've uncovered a salt mine