Rev up those secrets

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girl friend recently told me she has a fetish where she acts like a *younger* girl and wants me to take her innocence gonna act on it soon

I stole fizzy lifting drinks.

YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Logged and sent to the FBI.

i wanna see josies nudes postee everywhere

Whenever I walk around my office building down to where the low paid clerks are, even though I spend all my time with my headphones seemingly ignoring everyone, I''m constantly side-eying and ogling the young & cute girls from afar. There's about 5-6 of them and if I catcha glimpse of even one per day, I'm quite content

i'm a chub

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have you tried suicide

Not sure who that is but spread away.

I'm a substitute teacher.
I ran into a regular student of mine at a concert, offered to drive her home after so she wouldn't have to get an Uber alone late at night, and had sex with her in the back seat of my car.
She's legal age, but I would pretty much never be able to teach again if word got out.

any pics?

don't

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gf. cant spread her myself

please kys you fucking land whale

got kik or something

Umm ok kek

I don't have her on any social media, so no.
I'm trying to ensure that there's as little of a paper trail as possible.

sorry i can't

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Is this real or Photoshop? I just can't imagine this really existing as I read this thread.

>Catalog
you do look too fat to hang yourself

My wife loves that roleplay.
Dam its hot

i havent got to act on yet but through texts she wants me to act like her dad and convince her to do things

Frat girl here. Ask whatever you want.

>Please help!
>Am from future
>Cannot get home
>Bad accident
>Friends die
>Not believed
>Not policepersons
>Not teachers
>Not scientists
>Say am lying
>Please not lying

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tits or gtfo

Listen, when you're a mid-30s guy walking around seeing a bunch of early 20s girls dressed way too casually at work like they're about to go to a bar immediately at the end of work? There's only so long you can contain yourself from not wanting to stare at cleavage thats slightly too open and exposed thighs from ripped jeans in an environment thats supposed to be "professional"

Uh, checked? Bummer dude.

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I'm secretly a huge fan of Katy Perry.

>Need machine
>Can send home
>Call time machine here
>Call moblier in future
>Told not exist
>Need moblier in time
>Or cannot to that time
>Moblier must be here
>Maybe different name here

Hi. Got some fun last week-end? Details?
Planning some more this week-end?

Fuck you

Tonight is my last night alone with my stepdaughter. It's been a disappointing week so far but we'll see how it goes tonight.

Obviously you can't look anytime you want. Sounds like you're a rich fag that has an uptight workplace. Nothing wrong with that if you're getting paid a shitload.

I'm curious how a moron like you got a good paying job?

Only guys are in frats, asshole. And no one in a frat calls it a "frat." It's considered disrespectful.
Also:

Often when me, gf and my friends are drinking at home. I slip sleeping pills in her drink and we all plow her untill everyone have cum. As most we where 5 guys. Feeling guilty cuz The morning after she just think she got so drunk and we fucked alot. One time she was so sore she had trouble sittin down.

Leave her alone you fucking faggot.

im seeing a girl tonight and i have to end things with her...its gonna suck

Fun party with 6 guys. They were too nice, but I enjoy it.
Yep, I had a chat with the fratbros who fucked me the first time. Private party tomorrow, they told me I will need several dresses and a few days to recoved. I'm as scarred as horny tbh

nobody in a fat says "fratbros" and still no tits get out of here with your bait fag

lol I was the 'cheat girl' before and now the 'frat girl'. It's kind of funny.

Bloomberg. Duh. Jfc.

How are you going to kill her?

> "I will... a few days to recoved. I'm as scarred as horny tbh"
I thought it was "too rough" two weeks ago; looks like it might get at least as rough this time, no?

They all know you are eye-raping them, perv.

Not really. It's kind of sad. Your parents would be very disappointed in you. Also, you are telling every guy you know that you are nothing but a hole to be fucked and have no value beyond that. In 5 years, you'll be used up in worthless, if you aren't already. Also

by breaking her heart obviously

if eye raping existing then i really hope your mom feels it

I’ve played it. Make sure you dump your load before hand.

if your already whore enough to get trained by 6 guys i dont see why post tits with timestamp would be such an issue

>... you are nothing but a hole to be fucked...
she told she was fucked in all THREE holes! :)
and at the same time!

why before?

Huh?????

Having a birthday party tomorrow and I'd love to just text everyone and cancel it

So when u cum in her pussy she is less likely to get prego

Because that kind of play may be a one time thing. You want it to last as long as possible.

for the first time i was gonna just act like i was teaching her how to give a good blowjob and make her wait to get sex

Ah, the larp guy. You are funny.

Yeah, that's their idea. They want to sexually destroy me.

I know what I'm doing, I hate and love it. I can't help myself, i feel so free now.

shes been going crazy over the idea right now im pretty sure shes gonna want it alot more

My mom is a heavy drinker, and sometimes when she passes out on the couch in her pjs, I slide them down and play with her pussy and asshole.

your life is a joke of course its funny get out of your moms basement man how long has it been

I mean this is one of the girls and this is actually what she was wearing today....wouldn't you casually eyerape them in passing if you saw her?

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When I was about 20 I was a friendless virgin loser with no idea what I was doing. I got really drawn in by occult stuff, but then became really dedicated to vodou. I had books and books of self-drawn, impeccable veves and left offerings and shit. Obviously no one knew, who would I tell?

Then my mom, a former alcoholic, relapses, has a seizure, and dies. Her funeral gets a bunch of my old friends to visit and reconnect, and that night I lost my virginity to a girl I had been crushing since 11th grade. In the 10 years since she died, literally everything else has gotten better.
But I still can't shake the feeling that I somehow caused her death through some malevolent deal I didn't realize I was making.

get any pics
also nice quints

Sure brah. Pics?

may have an opportunity tomorrow to watch my neighbor (late 20s female, around 6/10) try out some action with her gf and her dog.
Her gf claimed she’s been fucked and knotted by the same dog multiple times and “it’s unbelievably awesome”
so yeah....if it happens will record and post

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39 years. I am scared to leave.

Wife does it. But she needs to be in a certain mood. Even if she does want it a lot, you don’t want to blow early.

then dont leave just die in your home and safe space

i started edging at a really young age without realizing i take a decent time to cum

OK I'll wait right here

>819191332 (You)

No. She's below average. Grow up.

Then enjoy. What’s she have planned?

Time machines be invented soon(tm)

Can i be your friend?

No that would be weird. I'm only 14 also.

Hey, I have a larp. Feel so honored. Thanks, user ;)

I hope not. I believe they just want to have fun with me, they really enjoy to play with me ;)

at some point next time i see her shes gonna start acting really young and ill get to work her up to sex as far as i want basically. might use it as an excuse to fuck her ass

yea because groping your drunk mom isnt weird

What age is she going to play?

Paid my cousin for sex.
Kik me jackdorn1984

Need proof to believe you.

she said thinking of a specific one makes it "weird" somehow but id say 6

a guy at my college
>22 years old
>lives with parents
>dating girl 6 years younger than him
>girl has body count of at least 6 possibly more
>was religous but let girl take his virginity
once the girl leaves him he will have nothing but shit memories

Wife likes to play 7.

never cared for anything like this before but the idea of taking her innocence like that is great

Why are pedo larps always so boring?

my grandma died, i didn't feel "much", as in I felt something but it wasn't very strong nor do I understand what it was, can't be sure if im a sociopath or severely depressed. weird that i had cried when i visited her in the hospital

Because they don’t have actual experience.

>Must get home
>Food make me sick here
>Sick always
>Need to do hard job
>Need money
>Hard when sick
>Doctorpersons give pills
>Only help small bit
>Do not want die
>Want go home
>English hard
>People laugh
>Do not talk much
>No friends
>Lonely sad
>Must get home

I fucked my brother's wife at a sex party.
She didn't recognize me, or at least didn't say anything.

Because the truth is fucking dark. Real pedos ain't sharing stories because this shit isn't truly anonymous. And we have a reputation of serving justice.

>they really enjoy to play with me ;)
and it looks like they have some scenarios already planned for you (to use the several dresses)

Well done was she any good?

me (35) and my brother (26) (different fathers) had a threesome with his step mom on the night of his fathers funeral. She got super drunk and said "I can be a whore now". lol

I'm sure he's still hitting it, I only met her that one night too.

The summer after I graduated high school my mom read one of those scare articles about how an entire generation is spending their lives online and failing to move out, find sexual partners to lose their virginity, and start their careers. My mom is part asian, my grandmother is hardcore old school asian and really instilled the whole work=life mentality into her, but she failed to pass it on to me or my sister. Well that summer she decided to set things right. I only took a couple of summer courses for college so that I could stay up late and play vidya as much as I wanted (had just built a gaming PC with graduation money and was pretty obsessed). But after reading that article my mom went straight to my room when she got home from her office job and turned my monitor off to make me pay attention.

My mom asked me if I had a girlfriend and if i had ever had one. I said i didnt have one now but ive had some in the past. She asked whats the most i did with any of them and it was so embarassing i didnt want to answer but she almost shouted at me that she was my mother and we were going to talk about it like adults. I told her I had fingered a girl and had gotten a handjob but that was it. Then she asked me if i could do anything with a girl right that moment what would it be. Without thinking too much about it i just said i always wanted a blowjob. She rolled her eyes and started unbuttoning her blouse then told me to lie down on my bed.

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slow it down homie, you're rushing the obvious larp.

Yeah, she was good. We did it standing with her bent over a table, and when I was going to cum she flipped around, took my load in her mouth and swallowed.
That plus the thrill was a definite A+. Not the best I've had, but most memorable overall.

I'm curious, is their relationship open? She she was at a sex party. Was your brother there too? She has to know it was you unless (1) you're not in your brothers live, or (2) it was one of them eyes wide shut mask wearing parties.

They just told me to go with several hot dresses. Nothing more. As I said, i'm as scarred as horny. I can't help myself.

They're cringe and I don't get how they find that attractive. What are they larping as, nose picking brainlets?

And I can't help myself wishing I could be there too.
So hot, so kinky but also so trashy. Damn, invite me!

Nice ;)
What you want to do?

He was at the party too, so I'm guessing it's open only at those sorts of things.
And yeah, it was a Halloween masquerade party, so I was wearing like a plague doctor Mardi Gras style mask.
That said, I see her like three times a year at most since my brother is an asshole, so she probably wouldn't be able to place my voice anyway.

Found out a female friend of mine stole my boxers and wears them sometimes. Idk why but I find it super hot

And what you expect?

Demand them back, unwashed.

obv not really related, but whenever my ex used my clothing idk why i found that hot as fuck, might just be some deep-rooted thing in the male brain as a way to mark territory

I hate the mother of my child so much that I want nothing to do with her or our child. I know it sounds crazy, but my hatred for her is so strong that I could care less about her our the kid we share together.

don't take it out on your child, it will destroy you later in life when they want nothing to do with you.

I'm not sure if she knows. Another friend told me
Yeah I think that has something to do with it. And the fact she did it on her own

Oh, there's so much I'd to you in a one-to-one.
But as part of your gangbang, I'd like to add some blindfold games; so you'd not know what's coming up until it gets in your holes, until i get from one hole to the other.
Another part of the game would be tell you to stay there and make you wait for the follow up

Clothed cumbath, bondage and double penetration for (almost) sure. No idea what else.

They already did it. Vanilla stuff for them, but was hot.

That's why magical > witchcraft > voodoo

I had a threesome that involved my friend's girlfriend while he was passed out in the room.
It was supposed to be more of an "I had sex with my girl whole he had sex with his" kind of thing, but he was already passed out when we started and she just shrugged and joined us.
Obviously we didn't tell him.

> (You)
>They already did it. Vanilla stuff for them, but was hot.
I don't remember you telling it, but nice.
I would also like to mix blindfold + some bondage, but I read here you already did some bondage...
Guess I might be too vanilla for you. :(
...but would still jump in!

I've got a friend who is bisexual but leans closer towards being a lesbian most of the time. We have been FWB on and off for years, until a few months ago she convinced me to let her try stimulating my prostate with one of her dildos. It wasn't long before this turned into full on pegging, with her giving me my first hands-free orgasm.

Now she loves telling me my cock belongs to her, with her telling me randomly when to start jacking off, or telling me not to cum for a week so that when we hook up over the weekend she can watch me blow an enormous load.

I don't know what's become of my dignity and honestly I'm almost beyond caring.

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Light bondage and blindfold at the first and third 'party'. Nothing big to be honest, maybe because I was too high and horny to care.

I hope you won't be spoiled for your future partners, so you'll still care / like / value classic sex after these extreme fuck sessions.
What do you think about this? Do you even care at this stage of your sex journey?

if that's her, yeet the fuck out of your remaining dignity.

At this point of my life, I'm just living the college party life, sex and drugs ;)
I just want to have crazy fun.

your such a faggot larper

Oh, and I forgot the best part I'd add to the fun: a magic wand! So the clit stimulation would add even more to the fun.
Imagine a DP + the wand...
Or some air-tight fucking + a wand; that would drive you wild I'm sure ;)

Love you too ;)

Probably ;)
To be honest, I'm afraid to be DAP. I don't want to do it, but I know they are gonna try.

From 12-16 i used to meet with men off craigslist for sex. I wouldn't lie about my age. Most of these men were respected in their communities; teachers, lawyer etc.

I'm 95 percent positive that my coworker and his gf want to have a threesome with me. She is always talking to me about sex with him and saying all this nasty shit over text when they get coked up.

They invited me and my gf over alone to do coke this weekend and I think they want her involved too.

I want nothing to do with this. I'm 27, gf is 24. They're both over 40 roided out cokeheads waaaay past their prime. The thought of it makes me sick to my stomach.

Goddammit I need a new job. I can't wait until I never have to work another blue collar gig. Half the reason I'm back in school is because I'm tired of degeneracy.

I want some degree of purity in my life. I miss traditional family values as gay as it sounds.

You are so vain, LA college whore.

Sounds too good to be true user. At the very least make it sound convincing.

Be me late 20s be a cop. In a small town and in 2 seperate incounters screw 2 15y old girls. One was after a curfew call meet up with her a few weeks later and sleep with her in my personal vehicle on a backroad. The other was same age and railed her several times after catching her out late and hook up with her several times at random incounters. Both amazing young bodies and still jerk it to them often.

'Skanky' dresses this time too?

MORE PICS PLEASE!

user, I wish you luck and hope you share the spoils if it works out for you.

I wish that were my case. Post pics user, I have seen that person before so that could not be your friend.

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> (You)
>To be honest, I'm afraid to be DAP. I don't want to do it, but I know they are gonna try.
Mind this question: do you prepare yourself / your arse before going in case you get DAP?
Seriously that's clearly not something easy for your body, just lookup what pornstars tell about it. Even they tend to be careful to not end up getting stiches.
Adding the alcohol and the coke, damn girl you're playing 'fucking' dangerous games, but as long as you like it and feel like it's OK who am I to judge.
Have fun, fuck until unconscious, but take care of you ...and have a thought for all those who'd like to be there and take turns to drive you crazy ;) xXx

I have been called unattractive by many female coworkers. But after a while one of them decided to touch my ass, and months later I felt someone kiss my neck.
I dont fucking know what to make of this. Im young so I dont fucking know how to read women.

kill yourself unironically

so whats the future like future man? what year Are you from?

Im bi but not in the way you would think. I like men and women but wouldn't fuck a girl. I'd rather let her fuck me but with guys its either or if i find them attractive. Probably a forever virgin though. Anyway im also into chastity and femdom and i remember one day i was looking for some chastity porn and stumbled upon this site/blog of a very young boy in a chastity device. Come to find out it was a kid. I think it got taken down. Anyone else know that site im talking about?

Haven't been out of my house for 3 months now. Been helping my mother since her car accident. She'll make a full recovery, but i had to give up my own life on the process.

Honestly? I blame her. I told her not to travel during the night. Specially after working for so many hours. Now i have to bear the consequences of her mistake. Thanks to the antidepressants, i haven't felt a sliver of guilt for a while. Still, i'm in dire need of a drink.

Lol, I'm ugly too bro. Either way, never make a move on a coworker. Don't shit where you eat. Men should strive to not need work pussy.

My girlfriend likes doing that to. She also liks dresing up in her old catholic school girl uniform. Yes she still fits in it after 9 years.

You just never quit do you

Took out ghaul, woke up the traveller and half of what I hear on the streets is how much you and your clan are making a difference and that's why i started this whole clan thing in the first place, the city is still waiting for the vanguard to lead the way. But its time for a change and guardians like you are leading the way. No pressure.

Oh yes, only very slutty dress or cheerleaders oufit allowed. And only tiny thong and very slutty bra allowed.

I have a few toys ;)
I know, but I love the risky game, so far so good. Love you too ;)

i'm bi and thinking about getting drunk and finding someone clean and uncut and giving them a handjob. the next time my friends invite me out drinking, i'm pretty sure it'll end with me pretending to go home when they do and then making someone cum all over my fingers, because i've been hit on before and never accepted any drinks.

I agree with your statement. The only problem I have is that I actually like one of my coworkers, she is also one of the few that doesnt call me ugly. I'll not do anything at this point.

Miranda?

i need to find a new driving instructor because he was coming on to me and i pulled over and gave him a blowjob in a quiet car park last week

I rub my dick on chapsticks of girls I know.

You are writting this, so I would assume none of them have ripped you a new one.

What that means?

any pics

Was kicked out of my dads house when I was 15 because my step mom cought me and my step sister having sex. Luckily my aunt took me in. Unlucky she knew what I did to my step sister and made me eat her out in order to live with her. It wasn't fun at all living with her. She was over weight and didn't shave.

>
>I have a few toys ;)
>I know, but I love the risky game, so far so good. Love you too ;)
See you here next week. Bye

I've made my sister and cousin play wii fit naked

Shave her pussy and bind her tits. Then she can talk like a loli while you fuck her in the ass. Completely legal pedo experience!

How did that end?

Sometimes I'm waiting in line, like at the movies snack like, and I reach over and hold the hand of the person closest to me.I say "Sorry" and avoid their stare, pretend it was an accident.

By me watching them fight over whose turn it was next to play. I wished their boobs or more developed then.

Bye ;)

It's really very easy to send messages to the future. Impossible so far to send them to the past. You can use a bank, big law firm, time capsule, embed your message in a well written book, carve message in stone and bury some place sure to be dug up, etc.

Why are pedo larps so absurd and boring lol

when i was 15, my 12 year old cousin asked to see my cock and showed me her labia, she had started puberty the year before and had some blonde pubes, we were home alone and she wanted to watch me jerk off but she was kneeling next to me and holding her labia spread and i cum in under 10 seconds once i leaned close enough to smell her pussy, she had like a cups but should me her chest anyway after i cum on myself and she touched my cum off my hand, she's 15 now and still really sheltered

I have a standing rule, I'll give a handy to anyone for the asking. I won't go out of my way, but like at a bar or club, a quick jerk for a stranger in the bathroom or something is easy, fun, and gets my engine running.

I have a regular number of takers men and women these days, and going out almost guarantees someone is down. So uh, go for it. I guess I'm saying.

My mother took my virginity when I was 14 during one of her manic mood swings coming from bipolar disorder. It started with her claiming she wanted to make sure I knew the correct birds and bees, but it quickly turned into her riding me like her personal fuckstick as many times as I could get it up that night. When she came back down from her manic episode a day or so later, she blamed me for what happened as I should have said no and fought her off, but she said I didnt because Ive always had an incestual lust for her, spying while she changed or showered. Needless to say it fucked me up, and it didnt help that she would flip back and forth between disgust and lust at the drop of a hat.

Well now over a decade later, she broke up with her long term boyfriend and has been living with me in my apartment, and we've begun having casual sex again. I have no idea where this is gonna go but I cant deny its cathartic.

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More? Any video or audio?

I've been watching this woman at the donut shop. Chubby, but cute. She comes in every day and orders three bavarian creme donuts. So today I came in early and got ALL the bavarian creme donuts. So when she got there, they were sold out and she was disappointed. I pretended to notice her and say she could have a couple of mine. She was grateful and we talked for a little bit. I'm trying to think how to "escalate it" and when I should reveal that the Bavarian situation was planned.

>I'm trying to think how to "escalate it"
Cream fill her Bavarian donuts. Duh.
>when I should reveal that the Bavarian situation was planned.
After you start dating it's a meet cute. Before you start dating it's stalkerish.

Not anymore. I once uploaded a video of her giving me a blowjob from when I was a teenager to lessMother but ive never been able to find it again after the site was purged.

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Lately I've been wearing three pairs of underwear at a time. When one layer gets dirty, I just strip it off and I'm already good to go. It saves time and makes me more confident, given that it pads the crotchal region.

my co-worker is probably going to do some drastic shit some day.. like bring a gun to work and murder everyone or some crazy shit...

every single fucking day the first thing out of her mouth is "i fucking hate everyone" and it only gets worse from there

anytime she gets a ticket (IT) she will read it out and say "or maybe you could just kill yourself" or some other shit..

one of these days she's gonna pop

Did the dude who fucked his friends wife ever return?

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Why not, Alex?

I'm going to a professional dominatrix again tomorrow. Every time I've gone, we roleplay where she is the super popular, beautiful cheerleader and I'm the shy, quiet nerd boy who has a giant crush on her and gets caught checking out her ass. She then proceeds to slap me around, sit on me, spank my ass red, and forces me to kiss her shoes. It's gonna be awesome.

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I’m a piercer at a tattoo shop in a college town so nearly every time I pierce a girls nipples I have a hard on the entire time. Seeing 8+ different sets of tits each day is pretty cool. For some reason nothing gets my dick harder than seeing a nice pair of tits and sticking a needle through them and watching the look on the girls face out of the corner of my eye.

What is the purpose of going to dominatrixes? From what I understand, they're not prostitutes and there's no release. But it's clearly a sexual fetish. So do you pay $300 an hour for elaborate role playing and blue balls?

thankfully she already shaves normally

I'm terrified of women and sex after years of sexual abuse, plus I have a small penis. When I go to her, I don't have to worry about my performance at all, and she's totally accepting of all my shortcoming

But do you get aroused?

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I don't get hard during it, but I'll usually think about her and beat off when I get home.

A lot of girls are into this roleplay. I always wonder why. Not like everyone has experienced pedro ever.

so you spent 300 on blue balls and a fap after? are you actually retarded

Never forget.

I've had jock itch for a little over 4 years now and the reason why I went on for 2 years without treatment was because I was a NEET. Now I've tried getting rid of it several times but the last prescription cream I got from the clinic didn't do anything so now I'm afraid it's completely immune to treatment and i have no idea what to do now since I can't afford health insurance.

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Have you ever tried pegging?

Is the femanon here from yesterday who was attacked by two men while skinny dipping? Just wondering how shes doing. That story really stuck with me.

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I share pics of my friends on here to get off. At first it made me nervous and gave me a rush even. I knew it was wrong. But now i don't even think twice about it.

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Link to the story?

bump

It wasnt so much a story, just a femanon who confessed she had been attacked and then answered a lot of questions. She was 16 when the rape took place and it left her completely emotionally numb. One of the saddest things Ive read here.

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I just wanna read it, that's all.

do you ever cum inside her?

Not really a secret but i typed all this shit for another thread so here.

>be day before 18th birthday
>virgin af but not kh
>getting house ready for party
>freshman i was crushing on tells me to pick her up
>15y/o qt3.14 goth with DDs and a huge ass
>still not sure how I pulled her
>lol k
>go get her
>the two of us stay there that night
>make out but nothing else
>dicks gonna explode
>spoon and talk for a while
>slide my hand up her shirt
>fall asleep holding her tit
>its soft as fuck
>wake up the next morning
>start making out immediately
>she asks me if I want a blowjob
>lol k
>goes down and pulls my dick out
>harder than a steel beam
>she pulls covers up over her head bc she says its embarrassing if I watch
>starts at the head with kisses then takes it in her mouth and swirls the tongue
>almost pass the fuck out
>takes it all without skipping a beat, can feel the spit dripping down my balls
>she uses her hand for a second while she licks my balls clean
>transcend into a higher reality
>she repeats this for what felt like 10 minutes but was probably 3
>bout to bust but dont say shit lol
>cum so hard i grip the sheets
>she slowly bobs up and down while I shoot years of pent up sexual frustration into her mouth
>finally done, she walks off to go spit
>too busy trying to grip the real world again to care that she didnt swallow
>she comes back
>"Happy fucking birthday"
>fall in love instantly
>"You have a big dick by the way"
>I don't
>get laid for the first time that night

Then I spent the next 4 years being miserable with her.

Yeah I see some drunk fuck who starts a thread with a clothed picture of his mom for a rush every now and then. Don't really get it myself. Your friend is hot though, assuming that's her.

Join before it's too late imgur.com/cfZvnFE

yeah at first it was like. I want to, share her, i want to know other guys get off to her too. Now it's just a compulsion

And yeah that's her. Used to feel bad about it a little. But like last time i saw jet it was just "let's get a good look at her ass so i can post about it later"

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happened back in college, details are fuzzy, but after a night getting shitfaced at a party I woke to my roommate's gf crawling into my bed. so turned on w lots of pent up sexual energy I start feeling up her body, sucking on her tiny tits and I got on top and grinding on her while making out, but when I went to take off her panties she suddenly got cold feet and said she had to go. maybe she was worried she'd make too much noise.

woke up the next day thinking it was a dream since she seemed like the last girl to do that, but my roommate mentioned something about her cutting her toe on some glass the previous night. I went back to check my sheets and sure enough saw some blood at the foot of the bed.

she acted weird for a couple weeks after, i think testing the waters on to continue, but I never had the courage to bring it up sober for fear that it was still somehow a dream. looking back it was obvious it happened. wish I took advantage.

roommate eventually married her

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KP is cool.
I'm secretly a huge fan of Lady Gaga

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>no boobs
Unacceptable.

The first night when she took my virginity I came in her every time. But whenever we would have hook ups after that she made it clear that was off limits.

My favorite memory of our fucking was the way she would just quietly slip into my room wearing as little as possible, sometimes undressing before me or letting me pull her clothes off piece by piece like unwrapping a present. I really did lust over her because as soon as she was naked my hands would explore all over her body, but most important was touching her pussy lips. Sometimes shed pull my hand back and other times she would let me pet her pussy or even finger her for a short while before making me stop, like she was slowly giving in more and more.

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did things to my passed out sis

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t. Canadian

what kind of things? What was she passed out from?

my first blowjob was in my highschool under a table with two other people in the room

Any pics of her or lookalikes?

Iv been fucking Asian hookers from the internet since I was 15 years old

Sucks for him

greentext?

how?

sure but its my first time

Ever wonder what your life is going to be after you're used up?

my mom used to let me hump her when i was a kid. Remember it felt really good and tickled my dick

Pic related looks a lot like her, same hair, same body type except my mother was a bit thinner when I was a teen. Like I said earlier I had a video of her giving me a blowjob but its long gone.

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You text them up
Ask were they are at
Text when you get to the building
They open the door
You go in take shoes off
Go to their room
They ask how long you want to stay
You tell them
You pay the corresponding amount
They take you to the washroom
You shower with her
Go back to bed room
Sit on bed
Girl sucks your dick until you till her stop
Then you get down too fucking

Have a girlfriend, its the first girl ive ever been with in my life, but she has been with plenty of guys, i really like being with her, but i also feel like im missing something in my life. Downloaded Tinder and started using it without a pic just to talk to other people. Matched with a really feminine trap. Completely boring, but hot as hell. Invited me to go to her house tomorrow watch Netflix. Im going. I feel bad to do this, but its also a one time thing, i just need to feel like somebody else wants me. its a bit more complicated, but just to make it short thats it

No prob.

>be me 17-year-old nig nog
>above average brain gets me into a program thatlets me take college classes in high school basically gives high school students free rein on a college campus. once you reach 3rd year you take majority college classes and arent forced to come when college is canceled
>college semester ends but highschool year still going so buses still take lower years to school
>decide to meet friends and girlfriend at school
>one friend is 6'4 black future incel and other is spanish white mix with girlfriend
>my girlfriend is petite white girl with nice ass and tits
>group meets up and explores empty school
>black friend is triggered if i so much as touch gf and throws bookbag at me when i hug her
>eventually find empty room that is left open for clubs
>horny monkey brain wants to kiss white queen
>notice table
>decide to sit under table and hope gf gets the plan
>she follows me eventually.
>we make out for a while and friends listen to music
>eventually kissing gets deep and she touches my dick
>friends speaker dies at this exact moment
>decide "fuck it why not" and began to undo pants
>button is easy and no belt because black pants must sag but zipper is the loudest noise ive ever heard

Have you ever raped her for raping you?

I'm planning on blasting this chick for a hour next week
You can get some really good fucking from these girls

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>eventually get pants down without any anger from friends and she begins to find angle she can reach while still under table
>once she gets dick in her mouth im doing my best not to moan
>not sure what friends are doing but i stopped hearing them talk so i try to make conversation
>random voice peaks but somehow they realize nothing
>blowjob feels great despite it being both of our first times and occasional teeth
>push her head down because porn but she instantly gags
>try to ignore it and keep horrible conversation going
>feels great and after about 20 mins nearly cum
>she stops
>she says she needs water leaves
>(takes a while and boner gone so i get up to stretch)
plug-in speaker to cover noise once under table again
>friends began to leave because bus coming soon
>me and gf stay behind
>future incel attempts to tackle me for staying behind with woman instead of leaving with friends
>spanish friend blocks him because true bro
>they leave
>gf begins sucking under the table again lets me record
>after videos she decides we should stop and go to bus so i dont miss it
>i reluctantly agree
>before we leave take her boobs out and play with them
>first time sucking tiddy unless you count mandatory incest after birth
>go home and fap to avoid blue balls

still have the videos but may delete them since she was a minor and its illegal now

but where do you meet them ive only had asian pussy once and it was trash

Wish i had 2 girls wanting me lel. Or even one... jesus

I think he's asking you what site ur finding these asian chicks on the internet. I'm guessing craigslist?

I meet them off asian hooker websites lol

From my experience they let you fuck how ever you want too
You just ask them to do whatever you are thinking and they do it
It's really great

Asian pussy is fucking top bro. I'm a white supremacist and even I get yellow fever

I text my wife's nudes to random people.

It started because I wanted to expose her to people she knew. I would send faceless nudes and then act like it was a missent text. Most people bit for at least some back and forth. But recently my "hit rate" has been falling. And it's like an addiction. I was at a worrk thing and met maybe 8 guys. Over the next 24.hrs I texted them all her nudes. 7 didn't rely at all and 1 only said wrong number. At this point I've texted every male contact in my phone including her dad.

Yeah, I mean, as long as you don't share it, you should be good tho? You can tell them she was your then gf

i had an asian 16 year old and it was loose and just unappealing but ive only had asian and white so far

nah child porn is child porn i know others who were caught for nudes they were sent and charged even when they were minors really it depends on the judge

Ahaha word up homie
Check this chick she was my favorite but they shipped her back to china

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Strange. All the Asians I've been with have been fairly tight and stupidly wet. Also, then tend to look after you afterwardd

the one i was with wasnt a worker i knew her from school and met during a 3sum. compared to the white girl im with now and who i was with then shes trash

Same the chick I just posted was to tiny
She could hardly take it all into her
So tight

had a girl use a fleshlight on me once and after i came inside it i opened it a little so some cum would shoot on her face

why do fat guys always have powder on their dicks?

Had this 5"1 curvy fuck toy once, best sex of my life. Felt like a fucking barbarian tearing in to her. Plus she always made me breakfast and coffee

you use kik?

Not actual rape but when she moved into my apartment and we began the affair again I had so much unresolved tension with her I was really rough and borderline abusive with her, since I knew she had nowhere else to go.

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NERD

Eh I think it’s fair considering she raped you. She mellowed out now?

This is based off of an incest story from reddit.

I went to an anime convention without my girlfriend She figured it would be fine since I was going with friends.
Except they all went home early and I picked up a trap and we fucked for literally nine hours in my hotel room.
No one else knows, least of all my girlfriend. She even commented that I smelled like ass when I got home, and I played it off as no one else having hygiene.

When I was 16 I made out with and fingered a 9yo girl

Yes, mainly because she takes her medication now instead of skipping doses to get high with whatever loser boyfriend happened to be that months flavor.

When she was in her generous moods she would leave her door open while having sex, or call me into her room to bring her something while she masturbated beneath the bedsheets. She'd forget to bring a towel when showering or come into the bathroom while I was showering. Ive made eye contact with her from her bedroom doorway while shes been getting fucked before. That kind of stuff fucks with your head.

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Ah, my bad.

>like bring a gun to work and murder everyone or some crazy shit.

Women don't do that shit user. Its men that shoot up workplaces and unrelated random people. When women snap and commit murder its almost always crimes of passion against a lover or their children. There's many thousands of cases of women drowning their children or driving off cliffs with the whole family en tow, but only a couple of female spree shooters.

Join before it's too late imgur.com/FX7BbEd

Man what a fucked up life... god speed to you user. I gotta sleep. Take it easy. Hope things keep improving in your life.

Are you open to cock? Cause you have mine hard

I think my wife is have an affair.
I honestly don't care much because it's giving me more freetime than I ever had before, and if it becomes public I can guilt her into letting me fuck other people or take all of her money since her family is fucking loaded.

My cousin set me up with her roommate little did she know I get to see pictures and hear what they do in bed together.

tried that as well...from a fake number...no one replied...tempted start using my personal snap and do it by accident..."hey (random name) heres that pic i was telling you about.." and see what happens...

I once took a poop facing the other way

I joined a local socialist action group because I thought it would be funny.
It turns out everyone in it is just fucking all the time. I've had more sex and crazier sex in the last six months than in the ten years prior.
It kicks ass.

Things like this just dont happen out of the blue with no prior warning some day. Incest is almost always the culmination of a series of sexual tension and pent up emotions. If this was real there would have been other events leading up to this.

Example: my mother made me and my sister, who is two years younger than me, share a bathtub even after I had hit puberty. So when my sisters body began developing and my mom began using each of us to teach the other about the opposite sex, it wasn't a total fucking shock.

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You're not a chub, you're a lardass.

Yeah, I did it from a fake number too. I can't do it from snap because not everyone has snap. Also if you did it from your real snap then you would be on the hook if you send it to a friend and he tries to knight, no?

Is that commie pussy really worth having to listen to all that bullshit?

Drop your kik and maybe I'll hit you p

yeah thats a risk... tempted to do it anyway...i have a few exes i can send...just as a way of trying to get them to send me their gf maybe..

Yeah. I've been with my wife for like 15 years and exposed her in all sorts of ways (her unaware) but never sent nudes with face to someone who knows her.

I had some friends bite a little bit and I would send a couple more nudes (no face) but no one really pushed hard for nudes. If they had I would have sent face eventually, once they were in deep - so that way I would have them begging for nudes and that could fuck up their life too. That way we would be equally at risk. Never got to that point tho

And yet it was woman (girl), Brenda Spencer who made school spree shooting fashionable.

Had sex with my bestfriends wife 3 days before they got married. No regrets

Without a doubt, yes.

yeah thats fair...we may have talked before...think i got the idea from you!
one of my friends ended up telling me he got a text from a random number with a pic of my ex...i sent him a face pic...

was hot seeing her pic on my friends phone...really wanted them to ask for more tho...but no one did

Not gonna lie, before I hit submit I knew that was gonna be the answer. Bet there's some into some real freaky shit.

Haha funny.
Did we talk on kik? What's your kik?

I've never sent anyone a face pic by text (have exposed ffwf a bunch of other places for years, but not during my 'texting game')

DOes suck that not more people ask for more. Some do. I sent them to a co worker of hers and sent him a handufl of pics right beofre she went to a meeting with him.

On the one hand, I haven't seen anyone into anything weirder than like bondage or whips or femdom or whatever.
But on the other hand, I've also been in like six threesomes and multiple full orgies in basically no time. And that just never happened before this.

I wear my brother's letterman jacket from high school and I never played any high school sports. He doesn't know I wear it.

Dangerous

Fuck it, since this is a secrets thread I'm gonna share what I've got, picking up from the example here.

Our bathing routine was the same since we were little, I washed my sister, my mother sat on the edge of the bath and washed me. She usually only wore either a pajama shirt and shorts, or sometimes just her underwear while washing us. We werent a wealthy family by any means, so I always looked at these shared baths as saving on the utilities, but once I hit puberty and began growing a hardon between bathing my sister and having my mother bathe me in barely any clothing, I began to protest but she insisted I was the one being weird and that it was natural, it meant I wasnt a homosexual (the ultimate low a person could sink to in her eyes, despite some of her own behavior with my sister), so I just went along with it. I'm not going to pretend I didn't enjoy it, and would almost always go back to my room as soon as I could and jerk off to the thought of it, even if I was racked with guilt afterwards.

So when my sisters body began developing I was likely the first to notice. While toweling her dry my hands would keep brushing against the small nubby mounds of her budding breasts, which would cause her to yelp softly from their sensitivity to touch. Our mother then must have noticed me standing there staring at my sisters new body with a hardon stiff between my legs, and decided to take the next step and teach us up close what the others body had in store.

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kik or snap maybe... ryty809

yeah ive posted my ex for years (we were together when i started posting..she knew..she agreed to it)
sent 2 mates full face pic in lingerie and one mate an ass pic

i wish friends of mine asked for more...
thats hot...did he know who the pics were of? or did he just think it was randfom tits/ass

I'll get the DeLorian

I let my girlfriend have sex with her younger brother.

Been cheating on GF with thick bitch I met at uni. Last time we banged the condom broke, pulled out and busted on her ass. Thinking of just nutting inside if it happens again. Besides an alt snap chat she doesn't have much info beyond first name. Now I know breeding is a fetish I'm interested in

Might just keep going raw until I have to ghost her. pic related

Any proven ways to break condom? Might just play music next time so I can slip it off

pic related. chick on right

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Those friend buying douche bags don't deserve respect.

I work online. My father recently had a triple bypass. My Mom thought it would go if I moved down for a couple months. So I did. Secret is that I'm in no rush to leave, given how nice my free room is here compared to whatever I could afford. My Dad's doing much better, requires less help, and it's starting to feel dishonest when I tell people why I'm living with my parents.

I got divorced a year ago. My rebound girlfriend was a chick that was/is blow my pay grade, but she was super devoted. I actually would have tried harder to make it work longer, but she had a kid whose dad wasn’t in the picture and it was really hard to do things just us.

Anyway. She was SUPER accommodating to my sexual fetishes. So I basically threw the book at her. About two months before I ended it, I got more and more distant. So of course, she made more and more effort to appease me. So I decided to make the ultimate request and have her fuck her parent’s dog. She agreed.

Actually got some solid advice on dos and don’ts on Cred Forums.

First time there were some nerves. Are we really doing this? Yup. I just watched the first time absolutely rock hard. When he finished, I ordered her to stay in position, put him out, and fucked her pussy slippery with his cum. I came in under two minutes while she moaned like the whore she is.

Second time. I was more ready and had her suck me off while he fucked her. Then finished in her after he was done. I almost stayed with her for that. She had even agreed to get our own dog and make it regular but alas...

No, he didn't know who thep ics were of. I've done that a few times, when I know she's going to see someone soon, I send them her nudes... then they have seen her pussy even if they don't know it (no face)

Hoping my sister gets blacked out tommrow night and i can fuck her when she passes out never done anything but have wanted to for years

Would she be open to raw? Just ask to go raw.

Op is a faggot

Do they moan when the needle goes through?
Have you ever pierced labia or a clitoral hood?

fucking hot

Not on BC. Asked me to use condoms. Also the fact she didint know it was broken last time and let me raw dog until I had to pull out made me diamonds.

If I can't convince her to get on BC I'm thinking of just stealthing Everytime and nutting inside

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No, I'm not qualified to do that. I've begged a couple of girls, but they acted like I was Frankenstein, grossing them out or something.

Wife was always anti cuck. She was filthy in the bedroom but didnt understand it.

Last year she was ill for a bit and gained 20 lbs. She was always a bit too skinny but now looked just right. Curvy ass n tits with no stomach.

She bought some new work clothes. Heels and skirts and tight jumpers. I pressee her on why as this is not like her. She admitted that she felt fat n ugly compared to the other women in the office.

Turns out the guy in the office love a hot milf with curves. She admits this and I encourage it. The outfits get tighter and she adnits she has caught the office hot guy staring a lot.

I press n eventually she confesses it makes her wet. I declare that I wont be happy until he fucks her. We then fuck n she cums whispering ahe wants to fuck him so much.

Next day she dresses for work in a short skirt heels n tight turtle neck. I kiss her passionately at the door and tell her to not come home without his number. Then reach under her skirt and pull her panties down.
"You dont wear these to work until you fuck."

3 days later shes on a atore cupboard skirt up being fucked.

She had to leave the job after it got round the married milf comes to work pantiless and gets fucked in the cuoboard most days.

At her new job she hs been more discreet but continued the cucking.

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kill yourself and cuck her of a husband

It's couldn't care less. Think about it, 'could care less ' would make no sense.

Breeding fetish is hard to stop.

My wife and I both have one. Just not with each other!

It has required a lot of trips to the clinic for pills.

So I have a pretty good friend who moved to a city that’s a pretty long haul. He had been asking a long time about me visiting, so I finally made the effort. We drank like we were back in college. His wife is like out of central casting for stay at home mom’s. Slamming body. Drinks too much. WASPy, etc.

So from jump street I realize something is up. She keeps flashing us/pulling out her tits. My friend is embarrassed but doesn’t have any control. So I have to be the Alpha for him.

Second night it’s getting late. They go in to go to bed, but just knew she’d be coming back outside. She comes out and I make her fix me a drink. You can she’s not talked to like by my friend. She reacts well to discipline.

So she comes out with the drink and I just start rubbing her pussy. I jerk her off to seriously like five orgasms. Can tell my friend doesn’t know his way around her pussy. Then get her naked and on her knees. She gives me a blowjob like she’s cock starved. Tied for my best ever. We finish up and never say anything do anything again. I’ve been trying to get her alone for like 30 minutes but to no avail. Sometimes I wonder if he knows

can I get SC?

oof didnt expect end

I just can't understand getting joy from your wife preferring to get fucked like a wild animal by another man or more than one man. Especially at work, where you are helpless every day.

Is it like stockholm syndrome? You know shes gonna cheat regardless so you convince yourself its what you want?

Just discovered my breeding fetish. Never came harder in my life then when I told her the condom broke and she just ignored it and kept throwing it back. Was able to pull out but next time I won't
what

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bust_nuts345

My wife has a fantasy that makes her cum buckets that I have gradually come to share.

She used to be a high level sprinter and had many blacks bfs before me.

Her fantasy was that as a white athlete she was chosen to breed with the top black specemins.

That from the age of 18 she was constantly bred producing a race of superior mixed race athletes.

That even once knocked up she was still fucked daily purely to keep her in shape. That as she leaves the hosipitsl with her baby a new specemin picks her up in his car. That very night after the baby is asleep he is pumping cum in her for the next one.

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I think so. Taking control of it and getting off to it convinces them that they want too even though they don't.

I think the movie Lost Highway is exactly about this but eventually he can't mantain the lie and snaps and kills the white wife of his. Good movie. In my too 5 favorite list. Check it out cucks and cuck haters.

Sorry I made a shitload of typos. I should start proof reading before posting. I meant whore wife not white wife. Fucking autocorrect did that one. The other mistakes are pretty obvious so figure it out yourself.

Thats where I got to with the wife. She was fiancee at the time and I didnt pull out.

She bucked me off as much as she could but I held her tight and we both froze, silent as I came.

She kicked off. But I explained I couldnt help it, I had a breeding fetish. She went silent, said that we needed to go clinic tomorrow. But until then I had to do it to her as much as possible.

She later explained that ever since she was a teen she had a fetish that a stranger would knock her up.

Long story short that has now happened more than once.

i know a gay guy who fucked his brother by accident once and then continued to do it when they were alone. this happened in middle school. in high school he dated a guy who had aids and knowingly passed it on to at least two people before he did anything about it

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I tie a towel around my waist to cover my hardon and my sister covers herself with another one. Usually she'd go naked until changing into pajamas, but I figured it was probably the way I was so locked on to her that made her want to cover up. Either that or newfound shame for her changing body. My mother wasn't having any of it though, telling her to come here and then yanking the towel off so she could examine my sister for herself up close. When my sister protested I still had my towel our mother motioned for me to come forward and when I did she yanked my towel off as well, watching my hardon stiff between my legs and rolling her eyes. She asked if I was going to do something about that, meaning my erection, and I was so dumbfounded I actually asked her what she meant. With a sigh she reached out and took my hardon in her hand, soft and smooth from her lotion, and gave me a few tugs, not the most pleasure I had ever felt but knowing it was someone else touching my dick, and my mother at that, made it a holy experience in my eyes. After a few seconds of this she turned me loose and told me to do like she did while she tended to my sister. So I began jacking off right next to them, watching as my mother cupped my sisters breasts, then waist, hips, and finally cupped a hand between my sisters legs, causing her to wriggle and squirm on the spot. My sister glanced over at me out of the corner of her eye, locking eyes with me then turning her gaze down to my cock.

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you literally already posted this

Shut up he's cumming lol.