The worst incompetence you've dealt with thread

The worst incompetence you've dealt with thread

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>be me
>beta male loser
>driving down a road
>entering intersection
>female on the other side has an unprotected left green.
>she goes even though im entering the intersection
>i hit her
>she gets a ticket for the accident.
>i tell this to my insurance agent
>me: i was in the middle lane on my side of the road.
>agent: i'm looking at google maps...you were in the left lane. (stern voice)
>me: no. there are 4 lanes. left turning lane, left lane, middle lane and right lane.
>agent: no. you were in the left lane.
>me: sure whatever.
>agent: so we are going to take full responsibility...its your fault. we have already contacted the other persons insurance
>Me: wtf!!! okay.jpg
>call my younger brother who is a chad
>brother: so let me talk to them.
>brother 30 mins later: i talked to them and now they have acknowledged that the agent was completely wrong.

I tend to not look in mirrors.

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trying to argue with a MSM spoon fed liberal.

not really incompetence but...related...
>saunter in to McDonalds high af at 4am
>want nuggets
>lady says ok, I wait
>nuggets arrive and I ask for honey mustard sauce
>she says "we out"
>I look and I can see them in a giant pile behind the counter, about three feet from her hand
>I tell her this
>she looks at the sauce, looks into my eyes, looks back at the sauce, then back at me
>deadpan says "we out" again with the emptiest expression I have ever seen on a human being's face

I will never forget that look of transcendent 'fuck this shit'

this thread.

you should've retrieved a trash can from its box and dumped it over the counter on her shoes
or electroshock therapy

Yeah.
The Cunts always use facts and statistics they’ve glommed from articles written by investigative journalists - and not an unsourced, grainy YouTube conspiracy videos, like us ‘enlightened’ fellows.

Same reason their ice cream machine is always “broken”.

Maybe if you paid decent wages in the US, then you wouldn’t have such a retarded, unmotivated work force.

Somebody’s asshurt.

I mean despite the mild annoyance of not having honey mustard sauce, I actually aspire to some day give the magnitude of negative fucks this woman had. I was in awe. I think about her all the time.

Fixing the workforce would require eugenics and fascism, the same things that will fix the upper class as well.

How so?

You’ve clearly been activated by my words harder than a Russian sleeper agent listening to Babushka.

Someone doesn’t like facts and statistics huh?

What’s your beef with facts and statistics ?

Or - you know - just some basic, basic socialism.
The oligarchs have you convinced that slaying the oligarchs is a bad idea.

In his mind, a reply = asshurt

That is genuinely sad.
I feel bad for him now, they must have no friends at all

decent wages = more full time jobs = less part time jobs = less jobs.
America needs less full time jobs and more part time jobs

lol samefag

How utterly retarded and backwards.

More full time jobs means more money in the hands of the average individual .
More money in the hands of the average individual means more spending power.
More spending power means demand for goods and services.
More demand for goods and services means more opportunity for jobs and employment.
More opportunities for jobs and employments means higher and more competitive wages.
Higher and more competitive wages means more spending power -
And the virtuous cycle continues.

Your “system” , if you can call the retarded brain fart of a malformed half-idea you posited a “system” , objectively , is broken.

Americans need socialism SO badly, and yet argue against it so moronically - you deserve the economic crash that is heading your way.

Lol samefag

God yes this, they're so passionate and somehow this shitty YouTube link that connects their life together, it's like God damnned astrology with those fuckers, you'd have to shove common sense I through their anus if you wanted them to have any because they never shut up

typical commie libtard response kys

You clearly have not worked in a lower management position or in a minimum wage job... Those dumb fuck mouth breathers will find a way to burn water

>reasoned unarguably correct examination of economics = typical libtard response
If you say so.

Yea how dare they seek out the truth from real news and stray from the teat of Fox spews and its zero pulitzers.

>clearly have not worked in a lower management position or in a minimum wage job..
Correct
We pay decent wages in my country

This thread.

There should be more government Investment in public education, then.
Maybe consider raising taxes or lowering military spending to afford it

Ironically , it is the Murdoch owned “news” outlets focussing on fear, sensationalism and salaciousness - that have dragged the name of MSM into the mud. They’re the ones hacking people phones and voicemails, and purporting pure opinion peices as “ news”.

Entire DOD in 2015 was 18% of the federal budget

Medicare, Medicaid, and Social Security were 56%

We're already running record deficits with our national debt exceeding our GDP for the first time since WWII and you want MORE government? It's time to gut the fuckers to the bone and rebuild from there. And yes, I'm including the military.

Socialism kills millions every time it is implemented. Why do you want to starve millions to death? Why do you want to murder so many people?

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So having no experience you're the guy who's qualified to fix up problems so multifaceted with so many moving parts that it really ought to be a team of university economists taking it on. You arrogant egotistical fucks are unbelievable.

We would probably lower the military spending if other countries like Canada actually got a goddamn military of their own instead of expecting us to defend them.

SoCiYaLiSM KiLlS mIlLyuNs

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Any delivery guy wanting tip for doing his fucking job.

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Imagine being so disconnected from reality that you blame the US for Venezuela.

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I think u missed my previously reply

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>facts aren't fair! We don't have any, only the college educated libtards do! WAAH!! WAAH!!

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This retard is my entry for "worst incompetence I've dealt with".

Yup. You.

jobs are even more important than the environment go cry some more in your fantasy land

Glass half full, nice.. you should track her down and have her teach you the ways, on some Yoda shit.. maybe even date her, or have her fuck you from behind... on some Yoda shit

That is literally the opposite of the truth.

This... watching everyone get so heated over political crap is so tiresome... how can you all be so invested in something so irrelevant?
If you're not literally inside fixing it, or outside physically dismantling it: you're part of the problem

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As a delivery driver who relied on tips to basically get paid; kys.. go move to china if you don't wanna tip.. we have built our economy this way, where waitresses and drivers get less than min wage and have to make ends meat off tips

I would get high af and get food to your fat crusty ass in half the time you have ever seen any other driver, ducking WHIPPING down backroads to make my customer happy... kys selfish broke ass cunt

Agree. I only read political news to be informed enough to understand what the fuck people are talking about. Beyond that, I am powerless and will likely never alter anyone's opinion who matters.

China. Communist China. Is on track to overtake the US economy by 2025.

Sucks when your propaganda is literally the opposite of reality, huh?

that's ok I get paid more than the maximum I get paid

Yeah, some limp dick loser imgurian faggot sheeple will be the bastion of hope

That site is so unoriginal, unfunny, and "cult-y" in its faggotry... I found myself browsing my 100th meme without smiling and realized I had just been shoveling excrement into my brain to fill the time... at least this place has some banter, porn, and some people have a decent lexicon... imgur is sjw closeted shame bdsm weirdos

Kys

China isn’t real communist tho.
They full on capitalist now , retarded faggot

>China isn’t real communist tho.
So - Capitalism is what’s wrong with China???!?

At any point, feel free to make even the smallest amount of sense

>I would get high af and get food to your fat crusty ass in half the time you have ever seen any other driver, ducking WHIPPING down backroads to make my customer happy

Except that's not the norm, at least in the US. You'd know this if you ever tried to tip a GrubHub driver well for him to actually give you decent service. Does not work.

... wasn't that just a bot posting a link you shouldn't have checked to begin with? Is this bait?

they get paid less than the minimum they get paid.

kek

>tipping
A substitute for poor wages.

Study after study after study shows, work less hours for higher pay and you will be more productive - than working the same job long hours for low pay.

Americans are just so Cucked, as a culture and as a nation, that they walk around the world assuming that their morally bankrupt way of conducting themselves as a society is “normal”.
It’s not “normal”, it’s weird as fuck - especially when coming from a civilised society with a highly developed welfare system.

For instance , we don’t have people dying from preventable diseases where I live, because healthcare is free.
Meanwhile, America tops the charts for “preventable deaths” amongst the developed economies , despite also paying the highest costs for healthcare.

Must really suck to be an american

Cred Forums are today’s “SJW politically correct” whining snowflake faggots.
Just look at your own fucking post.

>don’t agree with the politics of Imgur
>needs a safespace like Cred Forums

You have become the thing which you hate

China hasn't really redistrubuted wealth to it's citizens though, from where I'm sitting it just looks like a capitalist society that's run by some secretive oligarchy. I'm pretty sure Americans get more welfare than Chinese do. Sure, it's communist, but what communistic thing does it even do besides violently suppress dissent against it?

Seems clear to me the US sought to end communism by simply allowing them to become rich through trade, this has failed because the party itself is essentially just pure autocratic evil. That and the Confucian values of it's people, they basically think law and order >>>> human life. Everyone else is of course disgusted by this, yet China is so in the dark about that it has accused the US of "pretending" to care about human rights. And it's like, fuck, that's the one thing we're not lying about???

Also I wouldn't reccomend Kissinger's slog of a book "On China" but it basically talks about how border clashes with the soviet union is the only reason they opened up to us. So, put another fuck-up in the communism fucks-up column. Couldn't even get along with each other the little shits.

so tl;dr: what's wrong with china is a form of authoritarianism that places a low value on human life and thus is especially hard to change

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I didn't do it for a tip, I did it because I respected the customer and my boss--also liked driving what would be considered "stunting" speeds/weaves... the least they could do is acknowledge my efforts with a tip, if they didn't; fuck 'em

If they gave what I thought was decent, I would see the realized I was a goddamn human just trying to pay the bills, was appreciative of being appreciated and developed a few cool relationships that I miss

Fuck these backdoor shits.. find a place with it's own delivery driver (usually chinese or pizza spots) and tip them proper so you know you'll see em next time... I have never ordered from the likes of ubereats, and it show up ina reasonable amount of time... or warm for that matter

I was the only driver aside from the owner, for the chinese spot I worked

Same

Idk, didn't click, seems lame regardless... could be an imgur link on surface with some weird backend link built in, who knows

I dont think pic related is an example of incompetence. Theres nothing wrong with the drilling if the car has 4 stud hubs. The problem is the wheel not having the right number of recesses.

Americuck here, it absolutely does. I haven't had a real vacation in 10 years, the most is two or three weekdays off combined with a weekend, and even then it's only because I have to see the doctor or get my car fixed or some bullshit that I have to take time off for. I get two weeks, ten fucking days out of the 255+ I have to work, (after holidays.)

Meanwhile Eurofags get 4-6+ weeks off plus holidays, practically a vacation every month, free healthcare, generous maternity and paternity leave, etc. etc. But it will never stop. America thrives on the blood of its impoverished. Who cares if the peasants are miserable, as long as quarterly profits are up it doesn't fucking matter.

Fuck this country.

>China hasn't really redistrubuted wealth to it's citizens though
Then that sounds like you haven’t been to China .

It is an undisputed pure mathematical fact that China has lifted more individuals out of poverty than any other culture, society, or system of government in the entire history of mankind.
You just swallow too much of your own American Branded propaganda.

China has huge public infrastructure works that make the US look tiny and insignificant in comparison .

And there’s no trailer parks from horizon to horizon , or literal armies of homeless/mentally ill people begging on the street.

America only cares about “human rights” when it can use it as a political weapon against its opponents- the fact they constantly abuse human rights themselves isnt advertised to your average American , so they are completely ignorant.
America has far more in common with China than you realise

What.the.fuck.are.you.on.about?

Wtf do hours have to do with tipping you faggot welfare bitch.. I'm guessing your broke ass lives in Finland or the like, where more than half the country seems to be on welfare

We could take tipping out you loser, but some prefer it to stay, as some like to tip generously based on services provided... as a kid; I'd make your welfare cheque in a day lol

Honestly only people I have ever met that have a problem with tipping; are poor people that come from bad families, and were brought up without dignity or morals

Euro cuck here
Can confirm.

I have free dental , free healthcare, free prescriptions, free hospital stays, free ambulance call outs,
And none of that is a ‘benefit’ from working, that is the basic standard for everybody.

Plus I get 4 weeks paid holiday a year, 6 months paternity leave, state pension,

Probably loads more welfare stuff, but we literally have so many “entitlements” that most of then go unclaimed.

I don't use a forum because it's for socially illiterate faggots like you, so therefore Cred Forums is a safe space?.............
Isn't it "caturday".. are these the politics I'm offended by?
go do some cringey basic all inclusive meme shit on imgur you openly admitting pedarast

..people are really reaching tonight

Funny, in my country, Tipping is seen as gouch and uncouth ...it establishes a class devide.. and everyone receives a decent wage so there is literally no point in tipping.

Here, we see tipping as immoral, done by moronic foreigners who assume our economy is as broken as theirs

Cred Forums has become the politically correct, virtue signalling, social justice warriors of today.

>Cred Forums embraces Political Correctness.
Any opinion expressed that falls outside of what Cred Forums deems the “correct political opinion” (that of the extremist right-wing view point) is shouted down.

>Cred Forums embraces Virtue Signalling
Cred Forums users signal to their peers that they too hold the same virtues as those they are attempting to impress when they share their racist/homophobic/misogynist memes.

>Cred Forums is a Social Justice Warrior
Cred Forums also believes this “war of ideas” should be fought to redress the perceived injustice they face within society, through both direct and indirect means.

Based Chad bro, fuck those (((agents))) probably just trying to stickler you so you don't get the benefits you deserve.

>Me: alternative view points are shouted down
>You: NO THEY ARE NOT YOU FAGGOT LEAVE THIS SITE NOW

Thanks for unironically proving exactly the point I was making, SJW faggot

On second thought, I think everyone needs a safe place from sheeple like you, that want to turn everything into a debate; but there is no safe place.. at least this place has tits, half decent memes, and now and then some uncensored intellectual discussion

...imgur is for the cringey white people everyone, including white people, make fun of

>investigative 'journalists'
More like corporate sellouts. MSN, Fox, and CNN are all bias shit run by millionaires with special interests. All the real journalists left user.

>Cred Forums has become
Stupid faggot nigger retard. There is no correct political opinion. Go fuck yourself.

To each their own, as I said, it was a choice.. I know girls who take in like 500+ on a good night, in tips alone

I'll bet anyone here $100 that this dude either lives at home or is a complete failure who works retail.

tl;dr+whiny.. got bored

I wouldn’t know , I have literally never been to Imgur.

You have tho, obviously

I’ll take that hundo, you retard.
Seriously
You owe me $100.

And, No, I don’t take food stamps.

Dont lie to me you silly nigger. I know theres not a snowball's chance in hell you're actually a productive member of society.

You want gib me dats, it's clear as day.

>more than a single sentence
>brain can’t cope

Cred Forums didn’t use to be like this

The rise of the idiocracy is real

Same faggot

By pointing out the fact that you're an angsty little bitch, reaching for premise... I'm shooting you down? Or do you consider yourself shot down before you even set soil, and are now crumbling inward?

Ask yourself the important questions: it is never too late to stop being a faggot that no one besides your crusty enabling stinky herd considers not even liked, just "there"... you feel like you're part of something, don't you? Lol fuckkkkkkk I hate people

Quick reminder: no one likes you here, not there; nor anywhere

More people have been lifted out of poverty with capitalism than any other economic ideology you fucking dolt. And yes you faggot, you have to work. No one is giving you shit.

Shut up you hippie faggot commie nigger jew spic.

>whinybullshit.jpg got bored
Tl/dr

>we need to be worked to the bone instead of investing our time into family and community so there's more product to consume!

That be great but foreign lobbyists have bought our politicians and boomers are convinced that war = good because muh allies. Mean while Dems and Reps are working over time to strip our rights away.

What kind of newfaggotry is this?

You cant samefag one post dipshit.

>we need to be worked to the bone instead of investing our time into family and community so there's more product to consume!
You are describing the status quo on America you abject fucking retard.

Higher wages mean you can work less hours and be more productive.

Americucks are the ones working multiple jobs just to pay the rent

Based

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I just said I did..
Lol I don't understand

You don't get less than minimum wage. If you don't get tips your employer has to make up the difference. If you're tipped well then you make more than minimum wage, otherwise your employer actually has to pay you.

Clearly same fag.

How lonely and pathetic are you

>what is literally any real job that requires education or an apprenticeship

I know its tough for you to believe that you can get a big boy job, but try your best.

Newfaggot

I have never been to imgur.
You accuse me of being an “imgur” user .

You are here whining like a little bitchy faggot cry baby about how you don’t like imgur, because you are a self admitted imgur user.

You hate yourself .

Try gaining a skill. It improves your self confidence

Nah, it's just that you're as lame, boring and tiresome; as you are IRL

Same fag

Stop abusing the semicolon you faggot.

Higher wages for lower wage work means businesses close, you get less hours, local economies get fucked and those jobs become REAL scarce real quick.

Please show me a single implementation of a $15 minimum wage that hasn't backfired tremendously.

Only newfags call people newfag, newfag

Np

>im only pretending to be a faggot

Thats exactly what a newfaggot would say, newfaggot.

Yet interesting enough to not only hold your attention, but incite you into response.

This is like when you throw stones at boys you secretly have a crush on.
You secretly love me

Well fuck off, faggot. I’m not interested

people used to work together
you get banned for that now

how can poverty exist if property is theft?

>Higher wages for lower wage work means businesses close
In America , that’s probably true.
Because even the idea that the ‘profits’ are what would take a hit in that system is antithetical to an Ameritards existence - where “exploitation is King”!

I mean look at you , arguing against being paid a fair wage because you have been told it would destroy the economy

You literally can’t get any more cucked that you

If a business is profitable, then those doing the actual work should profit from it...rather than both the employee AND the consumer being exploited by the capitalists for their own profit.

Yup.
We used to raid right wing talk shows , and organise anti-Scientology rallies.

What does Cred Forums stand for now?

Edgy 13 yos shouting “nigger faggot” at each other because Mom would ground them if she knew.

Using* you illiterate, but at least I made you Google punctuation, to make sure you were on point

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I gave a reply to your accusation; you ave ne a whiny bitch rant: big difference... but seeing as you are a woman or a faggot, I will forgive your shitty and/or mentally I'll brain for not using logic

GEEGEEEEEE

Abusing, you illiterate retarded nigger cunt.

Stay mad

>zero understanding between net profit and gross profit
>zero understanding of the term "overhead"
>zero understanding of the risks taken when starting your own business
>honestly believing because you perform work you're entitled to more money than what the market is willing to pay
>unironically using "fair wage" as an argument

2/10. Almost credible troll attempt.

Autocorrect kinda dropped the ball on me... but meh, the premise is there: ya'll outchea tryna stir some doodoo kuz ya have doodoo brains

The fuck are you even on right now you silly bitch, Cred Forums has always been trash. We've been shouting "nigger faggot" since the first year of inception.

Gr8 B8 M8 8/8

Low effort posts deserve low effort responses.

Roody poo newfriend

Why do Jews always look like they just got done getting the shit slapped out of them?

What do you mean "they checked Google maps"? How is this possible?

k
Your tryhard is showing my little boi

This is probably a honey pot but I do hope many stupid pedos fall for it and get BTFO'd.
Good luck fed user.

Get out of here you braindead cocksucking nigger chink jew faggot.

Wot.. I'm just replying to (You)s.. you can get off this train whenever you like: you just have to shut your whore mouth motorized via doodoo brain, up

>>zero understanding of the risks taken when starting your own business

Risk.
There’s that term.
Those who take the “risk” deserve the “reward”.
Not those doing “the hard work” of actually performing the atomised actions of your business...but those who took the “risk”

How much “risk” does a billionaire feel when they invest a $million?

You are the most unequal society to have ever existed.
Literally.
There is no king or emperor of old that had a wealth disparity as high as current day America . You are literal serfs tpiling the fields for your robber baron oligarchs.

Don’t forget to sing the “freedom” work song, chain gang

Stop abusing the colon you simp mongoloid fruit cuck.

Could you say that again, this time translate it from “retard” back into English

Okay.. next time you're going to transgress your self-loathing, take a second to think wwjd... then stab yourself in the ribs and died like Romans did to ya boi

Why can't we have free market voluntary eugenics though?
I'd prefer that through a more libertarian system.

It's the culture that's ignorant, the idea of unfucking the gene pool of stupid people and the disabled should be embraced if not for fat boomers and religious zealots.

"The hard work" is someone being shown how to do a task and then doing it for an agreed upon wage.

That isn't even close to risk, getting a job is such a safe bet its not even funny.

>durrr peepul wit moneyz dunt deeserv it

Stay poor.

Oh fuck, good one you slow cunt

Well I know logic isn't your strong suit due to lack of compartmentalization, therefore you think with emotion before your doodoo brain: cease to reply, and in turn; so too, will the replies cease

P.s still haven't deciphered if female or bad brain male lmfao

Jesus would rape your retarded filthy virgin heathen mouth you useless faggot windowlicking whore.

O zaddy

Compartmentalization is for memory you limp-wrist fat whiny queer.

where in all gods' names did you parse 'Google Maps' from what I wrote. I'm honestly curious. does 'counter' just auto-translate to 'Google Maps' for you? what plugins are you running?

com·part·men·tal·i·za·tion

/kəmˌpärtˌmen(t)ələˈzāSH(ə)n/

noun

the division of something into sections or categories
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In this case your emotions overrode logic due to lack of compartmentalization because you are either female or have low test

Your dumb coondog cocksmoking cuck faggot brain used compartmentalization to refer to logic you zigabo niggling nignog nigger. Having a compartmentalized mind is for thoughtless smoothbrained fairy kraut chode faggots like you.

Nice try on the out, but your doodoo brain is showing Gump

Nice. I have a Chad younger brother too. He gets me out of the occasional jam, I listen to him bitch about his gf.

Shut your faggot mouth you stupid gutless chink clit screen jew tramp.

>trying to make a copay
>Department 1: "okay, we'll transfer you to Department 2"
>Department 2: "okay, we'll transfer you to Department 3"
>Department 3: "okay, we'll transfer you to Department 1"

Each conversation lasted between 10-15 minutes and they eventually figured out that their informational packet was out of date and you had to make the payment online. There was nothing about online payment in the packet. How none of them knew that they no longer did online payment is beyond me.

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what's a clit screen?

It's chink clit screen jew you spineless polesmoking assranger.

right now, it's dealing with my object oriented programming teacher at my school. he designs the websites for the entire department. several links on his site constantly die, which house important documents for the work. the software he has for download (jdk for fellow nerds) is like five years out of date. he doesn't know how to use the standard class administrative website that all teachers are given to use. all of his powerpoints seem like they were written by a third grader (he spelled roster as rawster in one of his documents). he spent 30 minutes trying to get a program that all students have had properly installed for two weeks the other day.

knows his concepts and is an okay teacher but it has been a bumpy ride.

>Entry level job
>260 workdays
>-12 holidays
>-20 PTO
Problem is your shitty job, not America.

I work for my dad as a CPA. He's a CPA and has been self employed for 30 years. The amount of bullshit that comes with doing people's taxes is unbelievable. I can't even describe how dumb people are with their financials.

>Get bribed
>Stand for truth
Pick one, you brainwashed monkey.

Trump was the favorite amongst the college educated. All you have are stinky shitskins nowadays.

nothings worse than a chink Jew

so what's a clit screen you donut punching fudge packer

Looks like someone is a bit defensive about China? Who hurt you?

You electric retarded nigger monkeys, chink clit and screen jew are fucking separate.

I visited a workshop for work.
Plumber put new sink in with door open.
Door couldn’t shut.
Everybody had to shit with door 90% open.

You that schizo guy from the other night... or you just meth'd out nd ready to go chief?

I'm making a point you cumguzzling dirtcake tarbaby gipp. Cred Forums isn't politically correct.