You are now god. What do you change about the world?
>No more death. You live forever, the sun lives forever, your pets live forever. Nothing ever dies.
>No more birth.
>If a person wants a child, they get a child via what I like to call "Poof" magic. The baby just pops into existence in the most convenient way possible.
>That baby? It's actually someone that chose to "Reset" their life. All of their memories are wiped, a new body is given in the form of a baby body, and as the body ages they slowly recover their previous life's memories.
>No more need to eat, sleep, poop, etc.
>No more bugs that do nothing but cause pain. Bed bugs are gone. Roaches are gone. Mesquites are by-by super gone.
>Different languages are gone. No more misunderstandings based on language barriers. The earth has one language and that's it.
>Everyone gets the ability to teleport
>Everyone is basically bulletproof. Essentially, human flesh becomes one of the strongest materials known to man, but still retains its flexibility. This is only if the skin is still both alive and attached to someone. No flesh farm bullshit.
>Women no longer have to deal with periods. This one's for you ladies.
You are now god. What do you change about the world?
Sounds like hell.
Nothing, because I'm now God, and I'm no longer beholden to anyone.
Turn on the telly and watch the GT race.
>No pain
>No death
>No illness
>No more fucking bugs
>Ability to reset
How so?
i would just will myself out of existence because fuck you guys
I'd build everything out of living people, stitched together like k'nex/Lego via snapped bones impaling one another, viscera intertwined, etc... never ending fuel source on human care is just a bulb of blood that catches and reflows the wailing corpses dripping existence
I'll also use large needles with giant bores to extract semen and inseminate the women who are already things, the birth of a baby is just means of expansion on what was already built, via umbilical cord and moldable puddy-like bones and elastic structure
No one will know "life"; only existence.
...more or less the current world we live in
P.s my pup is sleeping and rotting his little dooters like he's running in an open field of flowers and racist dingo eating babies
Update: he just woke up and huffed at me, then went back to sleep
this is a beautiful reality, thank you for sharing
I would remove all the faggots and jews. We'd be living in a utopia after that.
I just walk/fly/teleport around and watch all you fags be retarded.
You know like real god but instead of some faggy man in the sky shit im just a face in the crowd
Not much. Instead of creating some "land-of-your-dreams" utopia reality, i'd just use my god powers to turn off my pain switch and save-scum through life. Do dangerous shit like one-man-armying through area 51, fuck or rape whoever i want, all that shit. Then if i fuck it up i can just rewind time and start again from an earlier point.
Brah you as god sounds gay as fuck.
> new plagues that are immune to modern antibiotics
> maybe have a year without a summer again
> maybe re-introduce some prehistoric deep sea monsters
> probably bump up innate in-group preferences across the board so that people can't just move away from their problems
Me as god would be one fun time after other, you as god would be a teenage basic white girls version of heaven.
make square circles
I would turn myself into a human, fake being a wizard. Convince everyone I can fly if they build me a giant stone tower. Enslave them to do this. Jump from the top of the tower and die just to crush their dreams.
:)
See, that sounds like a utopia, but this just amplifies the problem of today's society - people have everything that they want. And if everyone has food, shelter and safety, the only thing left is self realization, which is what causes suicide for a lot of people. By doing this, there would be a lot of people who get bored even faster than now. In my opinion, creating a utopia would basically be through giving everyone unlimited happiness, so just having robots inject people with heroin endlessly.
>Update: he just woke up and huffed at me, then went back to sleep
kek
Double the lifespan of humans and try to make the earth a bit more interesting.
Double or triple the size of earth adding crazy landscapes and without fucking our solar system up.
Make magic and mythological shit real or advance humans into galactic space travel, add some aliens and make a hostile race the world would have to defend against
You have my vote for being God. When do I get my first dose?
>add some aliens and make a hostile race the world would have to defend against
Already happening, bub.
Grays and Reptilians.
I mean make it actually happen not just a conspiracy
Nothing except to live like a triillionaire who can fucking anyone anywhere anytime and can travel through time. Shit like that. I'm good.
NGE's human instrumentality. And that's it.
>make a single warhead accidentally go off in every country with a nuclear silo simultaneously
>flood the grand canyon
>make everyone in china allergic to animal products
>replace the middle east with a field of flowers loaded with LSD nectar
>Jeff bezos gets uncontrollable hair growth and chokes to death on his tongue afro
>Brazil becomes number 1 in world happiness index
>Dinosaurs come back and cannot be killed
>the equator becomes frozen and poles become jungle. Animals migrate accordingly
>Wakanda becomes real and the shitty blacks go there
>parasites go extinct