You're about to be executed by ISIS

That Allah is a gay negro goat fucker

I joined for gay gang bangs!

Allah sucks cocks in hell.

"My ancestors are smiling at me, Imperials. Can you say the same?"

"FUCK JANNIES AND FUCK ALLAH"

Is the "Subscribe to PewDiePie" meme dead already?

i have aids

I'm slathered in pork fat and I have the aids.

Sandniggers*

you can't compare Imperials to a sandmonkey

i have hiv

766!

"i've always hated you filthy sandniggers and the world called me racist. now hurry up and prove me right"

I'm telling allah!

i'm not going to pay a lot for my muffler

MAGA

As I get saved

cringe

"I'll smite you with the power of a thousands suns, 1v1 me you little bitch! I'l gut you like a pudgy fish with downs syndrome, throw me a sword and fight me like you have a pair of balls!"
Hopefully they take the bait and let me go out like a champ.

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Christ...

Man I would probably just try to run, I'd rather be shot to death like a dog in the back than have my head cut off with a knife.

If you kill your enemies they win.

They don't listen to cucks user. If anything, he probably switched to a dull blade now.

>Israel is not a legitimate state, and killing me while it continues to exist shows your hypocrisy, Daesh.
I'd still likely die, but their morale would be fucked.

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radical muslims don't oppose abortion during the first trimester.

I laugh at them.

Right? Just run, if you don't make it at least your death will be nicer

this one is for the boys with the boomin system

Ch-check e-em haha

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I'M ABOUT TO TAKE THE MARTYR BUS TO FLAVORTOWN!

Nice

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I ate a bunch of pork dont get near my blood.

Candlejack is not even a real

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feminine penus

"My dick stinks"

I really, really, really, really hate Jews even though Im getting killed by ISIS

"From Hells heart I stab at thee...For hates sake...I spit my last breath at thee"

Gay

at least make it harder for them to kill you on your final moments on earth
make them work for it!

omae wa mou shindeiru

I agree with the spirit of your post but once your being held down with your wind pipe being cut open its not gonna be much of a fight.
That's why you should never surrender to a group like ISIS period. Either use your last bullets up, charge them with a bayonet, or if you have a grenade try to suicide bomb them back.
At least you'll die stand rather than on your knees begging.

"nigga"

YOURE SHITS GETTING NUKED LITTLE BITCH POSING YOUR ARM LIKE ME CUCK YOURE FUCKING RACE & RELIGION IS FINISHED THEN KILL THE SHIT OUT OF THE MUDSLIME. WEAK ASS LITTLE BITCH

see you in hell faggot

youll be sitting alone just like in life I wont even look in your direction.

ISIS, like every other terrorist organisation in the history of the world will fail to achieve its stated goals and will be relegated to the dustbin of history soon enough. The fact they are murdering me is tacit admission to the fact that they know they can't win even a battle by traditional means. Their chance to win the ideological battle is non-existent because their core doctrine of submission runs counter to the human spirit which longs for freedom.

You will all soon die for this! God Bless the USA!

Obviously the only real, classic answer is
>"Loss of blood--my only weakness"

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Nigger

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I saved alot of money by switching to Gieco.

kek

"B-but I was tolerant to muslims!"

"You can't kill me, I'm not halal"

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Porkchop sandwiches

>"My ancestors are smiling at me, Imperials. Can you say the same?"

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Based and freedom pilled

"wait guys, I worship allah too!"

"Wallah Kill me and your moms gay"

I farted and sheeted and cammed my poonts

I'm from Cred Forums we share so much

"If it makes a difference I agree with you guys about women and fags."

I'm trying to find some famous last words I read once. It was someone who was about to be executed. He said something like, "Go on you bastards" or something like that. I can't find it online. Anyone know what I'm talking about?

I always wondered if they would let you convert to get out of execution, both options would suck but atleast if you convert you could put a 7.62 through your dome instead of having your throat slashed

Not a clue.

You woke me up for this? Bah

NERDS!

Hurry up nigger, god you're fucking slow.

How many faggots does it take to behead a fucking sickcunt? Just one, this faggot. ( points at Isis cunt )

Carl Panzram, maybe.

“Hurry it up, you Hoosier bastard! I could kill a dozen men while you’re screwing around!”

> is your god able to kill him self?

Wait! I have information that can lead to the arrest of the Clin

I saw that one. I don't think it's what I'm thinking of. Thanks though.

nice

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They don't give a shit if you're Muslim. They execute Muslims just for having beards too short.

close but no cigar, user. try again.

“i’m jake and i’m an alcoholic”

"Islam is a religion of peace and this asshole is going to prove it to you by cutting my head off and then putting it on a stick."

Allah is a homo

"Niggers tounge my anus" is the only acceptable answer

Dam bro you got the whole squad laughing

Stop copying niggers, zoom-zoom

Stop I'm a virgin!

Do not fear friends, I am going to rape all of theirs 72 Virgin!!

mayb I will

What are you gonna do stab me.

Mohamed was a pedophile

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