Seriously, why does this based man and his delicious logs make Redditors on here seethe so badly?

Seriously, why does this based man and his delicious logs make Redditors on here seethe so badly?

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Thank you for your service.

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*eats log*

My mouth is open and my wrist are slit

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>You though

poop

Slidding

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bumping for logs

Good boy, now open your mouth real wide

I WANT THOSE CREAMY STEAMY LOGS
SLIDDING DOWN MY THROAT

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>You though

>You stace

>You though

>You

>though

*fart*

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you started to choke

>you though

It was him...Andy!?!

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mental illness

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i don't understand t his joke

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Andy Sixx's log of shit. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of fecal matter most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Andy’s fecal outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from John Dryden literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Andy Sixx's log of shit truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Andy’s existential catchphrase “Creamy Steamy Dreamy” which itself is a cryptic reference to Coprophilia. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepatedsimpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Andy’s genius shit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. XD

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Log of shit tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid. :)

please post more logs

It is Scaturday my dudes. Stunky caca!

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