Waifu thread

Waifu thread

Kei butt battle edition

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Re:tard

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hello~ hope aster comes back~

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eh... not much
watching mount & blade warband stream

I don’t drink at all so I’m not sure if it does that, maybe you just feelin tipsy lole

what u mean by that
not much time sitting or lying down?
Im still in bed, stretching my limbs every now and then, feels real gud =w=

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B

this is my waifu brainchan

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Why do you like seeing cute boys getting their thighs groped?

Kei!

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Theyre cute

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uwu

it's me

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Pills

That's cute

Did you take your cutepills yet?

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What pills am i supposed to be taking

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the kitty ones, for your pussy, so you dont get pregnant

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Estrogen

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my uterus is barren

i dont take that anymore

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sounds like a bad day, huh? maybe try getting a new one and you wont be so broken

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Could still knock you up?

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here

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Beer

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is nice?

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Do you not like beer?

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i do drink it a good bit.

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No I already had all the kids I need for my monthly check

You could try but I don't think you'll get anything other than tears

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See? There ya go champ

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Q

woof. alright you win, i was being a tryhard, genuinely cute waifu

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gib beer plz
yeah. is nice.
qq

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so uh you single?

Wish I have some right now

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yes.
ehh dont need any rn myself.

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you looking?

We don't NEED beer but it's certainly nice to have

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Thanks. Why the tryhard act though?

Beer for you tomo

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its late. need sleep. shouldnt post. would nut.

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not really.
especially if its free.
sweet thanks!

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i promise to rough you up a little bit

Exactly

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You wat

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hey thats pretty good and not cringe at all

Like what you see?

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rough me up?
oh well. i tend to pay.

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The only alcohol I'll pay is liquor for my own

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wour waifu makes me need to nut harder than a priest in the orphanage

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*shrug* all you

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I'm not going to bars unless someone pays, those are hella overpriced

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slap you around and spank your ass

>would nut
My lad, can you elaborate

yw friend, anytime. I also have bootleg booze if you need it.

No violence please.

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somethng about posting 50+ lolis getting their brains fucked, makes one not too able to nut. lack of nut, creates lack of sleep.

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i dont go to those.
i think ill be fine without.
share it plz.

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and love i forgot to mention that

Having people that tries to invite you to those are annoying

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I think he means he would nut inside you. I mean, who wouldn't?

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this is also true

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mhm suuuure
ehh ive turned down the times ive been invited easily enough.

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I kinda have the mindset of "don't knock it til you tried it", plus I've been bugged over and over to go so I finally went. I hated it

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i mean it!

Iunno. I know Im looking at a turbo heretic though.

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*shrug* i think i know what i like.
uh huh. i still will be fine without.

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rude not even a chance

dont worry i would be plenty disappointing if you did.

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thats a lie user, dont put yourself down like that

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lol ok stranger that knows nothing about me.

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this
you are a fucking qt

rude af

no, really
this user is edgy and kinda annoying

and i mean, so am i. but dont put yourself down so much. you wouldnt be disappointing, maybe for a random Cred Forums user who knows, but not you.

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lol no.
honesty usually isnt nice.
im not putting myself down i kinda just get how it is and how it works

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You say that but you know you love me

I know I don't like social gatherings

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nah b. you just need to suck it up and realize your value

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that i work for 40 hours a week and know too much about things not worth knowing about?
they are fine usually as long as there is good food.

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if you looking just say so

I'd just be eating and drinking, wouldn't really contribute to convos because I really have nothing to add

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welcome to being a normal human being, enjoy your stay

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Im not. I wake up go to work get home drink play vidya then sleep.
brisket sounds good.
thanks its ok.

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It is but it takes a fuckton of time to cook, anything on the grill is bomb af

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i dont cook normally.

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Learning to cook goes a long way

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you can squish an hour somewhere

this is true

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i can cook basics and i think i could easily cook something thats a bit harder. ive made tacos a few times but that isnt that hard either. just throw the meat on and stir it till its done. that easy.
sure i can but using that to look for stuff?

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Waifu

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what stuff

stuff being people.

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mommy!

you aren't stuff

That anime was a bit of a let down. Designed awesome character, doesn't really use it.

i am not stuff yes.

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we can get you stuff
not too much alcohol tho

i already have plenty of stuff including alcohol

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Grilling is the best, isn't hard neither

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you are just asking for a spanking

*shrug* would all be for me generally so nothing to worry about.
telling you what i have in my possession is different from that.

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Exactly, treat yourself to some REAL good cooked food

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alright you can have a spanking any time
but yeah not too much alcohol

i close at work so not really practical. ill pay for my food its fine.
im sure i could acquire that. why not the booze tho?

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The hell you mean not practical, this is about making the good stuff! What better way to chill after work than to start up the grill, crack open a cold one and watch that meat sizzle and relax after a long day? Don't have to be everyday, just when you're off the next day

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you can but not too much

i mean its a waste of time. i dont get off till midnight i dont wake up on my days off until late and even then no one to cook with. waste of time. ill order my food.
how much is too much?

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if you blackout

Grilling is never a waste of time my dude, you're cooking for YOURSELF, good time to chill and drink while it cooks

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well ive only hit that once so skys the limit!
a good time to drink is when nothing happening.

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once in a while fine

i dont want to hit it again. im having some now. is nice.

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ha!
good take it slow

been at it for a while tbh. mixing with coke.

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cute

lol how?

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not straight?

nah is easier to start with coke in it unless i really want to get messed up.

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i meant you

I mean yeah nothing else is going on but the grill so why not?

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*shrug* im willing to try but ive only done stuff like once before so who knows how that would go.
nothing at all is better.

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i was kidding but nice honest reply

little reason in lying really.

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(: i really was

really was what?

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yeah so up to anything besides the drinking

really was what? i dont know what you really were. downloading updates to jedi fallen order lol and watching an ex jewel thief on youtube.

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it*
is that an mmo or something?

what is it then? its a star wars game that came out recently.

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This thread is kinda ick

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sorry

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they still make those? guess you really are a nerd huhuh

yeah some are better than others. *shrug* everyone is nowadays.

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is that one of the better ones?
or did you waste your money on it

as it stands its a waste of money but that is due to my lack of playtime. im sure it will earn its worth through enough time. i really enjoy the reflect mechanic for blaster bolts.

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won't you miss stuff if you don't play it often?
or even daily

nah its more of a story kinda game then a log in everyday kinda thing.

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money well spent nerd

no need to be mean

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i meant it in a cute way
cute nerd

uh huh surrreeeeeee

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Dont be sorry be better

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now i'm the rude one huh

>boring people wondering why a thread only populated with them is boring

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im pretty terrible tho
well you were tho
im not all that bored

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bother you later i'm off to sleep you may join me

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i amnot sleepy. feel free to talk to me whenever.

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Why do you keep (you)ing me with qts

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It's cause I'm not here, but now I am going to bed

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Sleep

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She's so cute man

> (OP)
>And it didn't post the fucking image
Just look at this

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