Waifu thread
Kei butt battle edition
Waifu thread
Kei butt battle edition
Re:tard
hello~ hope aster comes back~
eh... not much
watching mount & blade warband stream
I don’t drink at all so I’m not sure if it does that, maybe you just feelin tipsy lole
what u mean by that
not much time sitting or lying down?
Im still in bed, stretching my limbs every now and then, feels real gud =w=
B
this is my waifu brainchan
Why do you like seeing cute boys getting their thighs groped?
Kei!
Theyre cute
uwu
it's me
Pills
That's cute
Did you take your cutepills yet?
What pills am i supposed to be taking
the kitty ones, for your pussy, so you dont get pregnant
Estrogen
my uterus is barren
i dont take that anymore
sounds like a bad day, huh? maybe try getting a new one and you wont be so broken
Could still knock you up?
here
Beer
is nice?
Do you not like beer?
i do drink it a good bit.
No I already had all the kids I need for my monthly check
You could try but I don't think you'll get anything other than tears
See? There ya go champ
Q
woof. alright you win, i was being a tryhard, genuinely cute waifu
gib beer plz
yeah. is nice.
qq
so uh you single?
Wish I have some right now
yes.
ehh dont need any rn myself.
you looking?
We don't NEED beer but it's certainly nice to have
Thanks. Why the tryhard act though?
Beer for you tomo
its late. need sleep. shouldnt post. would nut.
not really.
especially if its free.
sweet thanks!
i promise to rough you up a little bit
Exactly
You wat
hey thats pretty good and not cringe at all
Like what you see?
rough me up?
oh well. i tend to pay.
The only alcohol I'll pay is liquor for my own
wour waifu makes me need to nut harder than a priest in the orphanage
*shrug* all you
I'm not going to bars unless someone pays, those are hella overpriced
slap you around and spank your ass
>would nut
My lad, can you elaborate
yw friend, anytime. I also have bootleg booze if you need it.
No violence please.
somethng about posting 50+ lolis getting their brains fucked, makes one not too able to nut. lack of nut, creates lack of sleep.
i dont go to those.
i think ill be fine without.
share it plz.
and love i forgot to mention that
Having people that tries to invite you to those are annoying
I think he means he would nut inside you. I mean, who wouldn't?
this is also true
mhm suuuure
ehh ive turned down the times ive been invited easily enough.
I kinda have the mindset of "don't knock it til you tried it", plus I've been bugged over and over to go so I finally went. I hated it
i mean it!
Iunno. I know Im looking at a turbo heretic though.
*shrug* i think i know what i like.
uh huh. i still will be fine without.
rude not even a chance
dont worry i would be plenty disappointing if you did.
thats a lie user, dont put yourself down like that
lol ok stranger that knows nothing about me.
this
you are a fucking qt
rude af
no, really
this user is edgy and kinda annoying
and i mean, so am i. but dont put yourself down so much. you wouldnt be disappointing, maybe for a random Cred Forums user who knows, but not you.
lol no.
honesty usually isnt nice.
im not putting myself down i kinda just get how it is and how it works
You say that but you know you love me
I know I don't like social gatherings
nah b. you just need to suck it up and realize your value
that i work for 40 hours a week and know too much about things not worth knowing about?
they are fine usually as long as there is good food.
if you looking just say so
I'd just be eating and drinking, wouldn't really contribute to convos because I really have nothing to add
welcome to being a normal human being, enjoy your stay
Im not. I wake up go to work get home drink play vidya then sleep.
brisket sounds good.
thanks its ok.
It is but it takes a fuckton of time to cook, anything on the grill is bomb af
i dont cook normally.
Learning to cook goes a long way
you can squish an hour somewhere
this is true
i can cook basics and i think i could easily cook something thats a bit harder. ive made tacos a few times but that isnt that hard either. just throw the meat on and stir it till its done. that easy.
sure i can but using that to look for stuff?
Waifu
what stuff
stuff being people.
mommy!
you aren't stuff
That anime was a bit of a let down. Designed awesome character, doesn't really use it.
i am not stuff yes.
we can get you stuff
not too much alcohol tho
i already have plenty of stuff including alcohol
Grilling is the best, isn't hard neither
you are just asking for a spanking
*shrug* would all be for me generally so nothing to worry about.
telling you what i have in my possession is different from that.
Exactly, treat yourself to some REAL good cooked food
alright you can have a spanking any time
but yeah not too much alcohol
i close at work so not really practical. ill pay for my food its fine.
im sure i could acquire that. why not the booze tho?
The hell you mean not practical, this is about making the good stuff! What better way to chill after work than to start up the grill, crack open a cold one and watch that meat sizzle and relax after a long day? Don't have to be everyday, just when you're off the next day
you can but not too much
i mean its a waste of time. i dont get off till midnight i dont wake up on my days off until late and even then no one to cook with. waste of time. ill order my food.
how much is too much?
if you blackout
Grilling is never a waste of time my dude, you're cooking for YOURSELF, good time to chill and drink while it cooks
well ive only hit that once so skys the limit!
a good time to drink is when nothing happening.
once in a while fine
i dont want to hit it again. im having some now. is nice.
ha!
good take it slow
been at it for a while tbh. mixing with coke.
cute
lol how?
not straight?
nah is easier to start with coke in it unless i really want to get messed up.
i meant you
I mean yeah nothing else is going on but the grill so why not?
*shrug* im willing to try but ive only done stuff like once before so who knows how that would go.
nothing at all is better.
i was kidding but nice honest reply
little reason in lying really.
(: i really was
really was what?
yeah so up to anything besides the drinking
really was what? i dont know what you really were. downloading updates to jedi fallen order lol and watching an ex jewel thief on youtube.
it*
is that an mmo or something?
what is it then? its a star wars game that came out recently.
This thread is kinda ick
sorry
they still make those? guess you really are a nerd huhuh
yeah some are better than others. *shrug* everyone is nowadays.
is that one of the better ones?
or did you waste your money on it
as it stands its a waste of money but that is due to my lack of playtime. im sure it will earn its worth through enough time. i really enjoy the reflect mechanic for blaster bolts.
won't you miss stuff if you don't play it often?
or even daily
nah its more of a story kinda game then a log in everyday kinda thing.
money well spent nerd
no need to be mean
i meant it in a cute way
cute nerd
uh huh surrreeeeeee
Dont be sorry be better
now i'm the rude one huh
>boring people wondering why a thread only populated with them is boring
im pretty terrible tho
well you were tho
im not all that bored
bother you later i'm off to sleep you may join me
i amnot sleepy. feel free to talk to me whenever.
Why do you keep (you)ing me with qts
It's cause I'm not here, but now I am going to bed
Sleep
She's so cute man
> (OP)
>And it didn't post the fucking image
Just look at this