Your daughter brings home her boyfriend for the first time

wonder when the fuck i had a child.

I make him mow the yard. Clean the barn. Pick the crops! You know. Get him a workin. Or else!

Oh hi there, here's my wife. Don't mind me I'll just sit in the corner and watch.

Kill him
Fuck daughter

what if i'm black?

Spotted the Frenchie

Made me lol

Then you wouldnt be in the home...

You’d be too busy in prison.

I add thiazidic to his drink.

btw serious questions, i think i have a normal size, my girl is really tight, can take me all if she tries hard, would sex with a cock so big would make her feel better or worse?

I shoot him in the dick "by accident ". If she still wants it with her new dick trimmed it's pure love if not then I won anyway.

It depends whether the girl has a full moon or a new surgical glove.

what do you mean?

From his wiki:
After at first successfully using “complicated multi-exposure techniques”[2] to enhance Silver’s natural endowments for still photography, Myrdal later persuaded Christopher Tucker, the makeup artist for the film The Elephant Man, to create the prosthetic which greatly contributed to the notoriety of Long Dong Silver. Myrdal comments that, “It was very light, a very delicate foam latex sleeve that fit on over the cock, carefully glued down underneath by the pubes and then made up.”[3]

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The elasticity of the pussy

she is really really tight, but also elastic, cause even after a lot of fucking she gets tight again in some time

Some time if she abstains from big dicks.

I don't react; my dick erects.

well she only have sex with me, so thanks if that was a compliment, i m 6 and half i think is normal right? btw i can t get out of my mind her to be fucked by an oversized dick

Stop larping you ridiculous faggot. Good God!

Considering she's 2, probably call the police.

Start preparing her funeral. The toll is due to be paid any moment

depends on the woman, quite a few woman can not easily take something big which is reflected in the sales of tiny dildos and penetrative sex tools

might be related to other issues that represent when giving birth and that make the whole ordeal worse

if you can take it, like pain and bumping, then a big massive cock can give you that last edge of perversion and getting destroyed

but you could easily get someone with vaginism or just not capable of stretching that far, might be mental, might be biological depending on the case but you can find the opinions of those people online where they talk about their ideal cock size and girth and it's closer to a large or ordinary cock than it is to a massive third leg

If her age is on the clock she deserves this cock

I agrees more cummies for my daughties

Chain him in the barn with the other niggers that we let our pigs fuck and they eventually eat.Pigs love the taste of nigger for some reason.

Kek

being this new

Ask her why she hates me.

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negro

>$6B drop in profits for Gillette in that quarter

Only appropriate responses. Thread over.

Boys will be boys

>Laughs in Schick.

Lmao you fucking WISH this was true

No, I wish I could find you and put you out of our misery, forever.

I want you to do that too.

I would demand to inspect the dick first. Never sucked a black one.

>$6B drop in profits for Gillette
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