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Found the Jew
Jews are hetero buttseks salesmen too?
Dance with the Devil is a good song though.
Nuts
All buttseks kek
Zis VILL be ze last time you see me.
Had some nice buttsex with the wife last night and the only thing jewy was my missing foreskin since those bastards took it at my burger birth. Pretty sure being married means you can fuck how you want fren.
Chonk Nokum
>> burger birth
Lost
Real married though not fake faggot "married". That shit should be civil unions at best instead of corrupting a religious union.
Ive always wondered about behind the scenes for porn. Now I feel bad for the camera crew.
I've had a McBirth combo with double dip, what's so funny?
Ok boomer
Never heard it put that way
Who has this without the captions?
such a boomer
i don't get this.
Lololol
As if Kashton, Braylen, Nevaeh, Felicity, Gunther, and Aiden are any better
Calm down la'shaquon'niggavarius
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You laugh, I win
You enjoy, win
Ok, Breighlynne
you're probably too young to be here then kid
>Petebuttigieg.jpg
The joke is that Immortal Technique is an edgy rapper from too long ago and people think they're "fukkin sikk" for listening to him.
It's the equivalent of someone showing you Happy Tree Friends in 2020 and asking "this totally fucked up shit right? I bet you're thinking wowwee this guy's a nut"
Oh shit I completely forgot about Happy Tree Friends.
You got a problem with Gunther,
DaCashious DeMoney?
Anyone got source on that "girl" i can find the name but nothing else
lost
delivard
Porn cameramen have one of the shittiest jobs ever
I'd smash.
What?
thats an impressive ladder, a shitty one to use, but impressive
Nigger detected
porn cameramen are thoughtless scum anyway. nobody needs an extreme closeup of a pussy being plunged, it's just absurd to look at. he could be getting a great fappable shot but he thinks that's where the camera needs to be and has to smell man ass for it. good for him
Time zone?
Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
Ayyyyyyylmao. That make you mad human boi? Your women will always prefer the high IQ seed of a hose dick spaceman. Muh dick
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
finally
i'm thirty-eight
Full fursuits aren't doing it for me.
It's a tranny on a fucking Facebook post in a ylyl thread and you're trying to find porn of it? Fucking coomers.
glacier ape detected
Checked
I'm watching this movie again tonight. Thanks for reminding me.
Based luigi
Lost.
Exactly. Payout isn't worth the hoops he is jumping through here. He is just living in the moment and loving it.
Blasting rope to waluigi hentai isn't a sin, I would know, I'm God's chosen.
>implying the majority of white people name their kids that shit
>implying nevaeh isn't more of a latino name
get fucked, retard. it's no one's fault but your mom's that everyone mocked you. i went to school with a black woman named velveeta. no shit. irl clown world. congrats on your "culture." maybe you can churn out more records about selling drugs, fucking, and killing people, then blame slavery for your continued, collective failure.
this will never fail to make me smile. that fkn smirk. alfonso knows you're about to rub one out to the hot chick on qvc. alfonso don't mind. alfonso likes to watch.
Proof guns dont kill people
Bullets do
I'll fucking kill you
Still better than ha ha
would you?
youd be doing me a huge favor
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She qt
I remember when that song came out and everyone was blown away by it. It's a good song. Not the most fucked up song I've heard, but it's somewhere up there.
Which movie is this?
It was a joke, she's actually a girl.
counterterrorism in italy must be tough
I lose. fuckin boomers.
who the fuck has been naming their children Kashton, Braylen, and Nevaeh
>glacier ape detected
An eskimo?
Do you have a minute to talk about our lords and warbosses Gork and Mork?
wait, why is this ylyl?
It's not. Cred Forumsfags like to pop into these threads and dump propaganda images.
OK boomer
rip. thanks user
Everywhere
Why are they putting them on the shelf backwards? Noone will be able to see the spine from the shelf and the joke will be ineffective.
I know it's because of perspective adn the direction we read but it was still poorly thought out. Pathetic.
>8yr old grandma
To show the title.
Yes, you understood the joke, congrats.
That's the thing, the whole thing could've been drawn from the mirror-image angle and work, but it's not.
Lost
I rooted a bloke once who when we were done said, "Roight I'm gonna go n wipe yer kids out of me arsehole."
I never said porn, but you did you dumb fucking mongoloid
niggers
His pocket tho
Why do you do this to me, also checked.
"Propaganda" against (((them)))
Walk into a white middle school right now. Every fucking kid is brayden jeighden ghayden feighden wheyden
I've never seen this put so succinctly.
Who wrote this?
It's an excerpt from Jean-Paul Sartre's Anti-Semite and Jew. You can find a free online version by Googling the title.
It’s because the “caust” half of the word is far more recognizable than the “holo” half of the word. If it were put in with the spine facing outward, you would only see the first half of the word, or the back of the book (depending which angle the comic portrayed). So while a small bit of believability is sacrificed in placing the book spine-first, it is necessary for the purpose of both showing the recognizable half of the word and showing that the book is actively being placed on the shelf.
>sweet, frosted turds!
Erection level confused/7
what in the everloving gay fuck is this shit
lost
orang man fat and bad
fucking gay. literally.
OC
At least make it funny for the thread though
Sometimes it's worse for the lighting crew. I did lighting for porn in the early 2000s. Since directors, especially the few female ones, think what they're doing is "art" so they expected light in a certain way.
Healthy chuckle
LMAO
Thats pretty gay
DiVeRsItY iS oUr StReNgTh
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Yang Kyoungjong, You're Welcome
took you long enough
My friend
kek this thread sucks dick
quad checked
Fucking top kek. Lost like shit
This is beautiful
OK commie
Shnuke Smooch'em
>stonetoss
>poorly thought out
wow you don't say
No trip. I call bullshit
lost
Traps don’t call themselves traps
Based limmy poster
Jesus Christ!!!!
Lost
OK Boomer
Goddammit I always lose to the dumbest shit. I should get tested for autism
Not a Oginal.... Sea Codes
OK Loomer
I LOST FUCK
hadn't noticed, lol
subtlety: the key to humor.
Ronald is a badass motherfucker who will fuck up your shit.
Powder really let himself go
More boomer humor
That Grenade ain’t gonna do much but bounce
That wasn’t a diversity issue
That’s either Gentleman Broncos or an Evening with Beverly Luff Linn. Both are very eclectic. Hard to say they weren’t piles of shit.
If my grandmother had wheels she would have been a bike.
Seek help
jamal... quit it.
>50 of them
they do, though.
source: me
You should tip because wait staff are paid half minimum wage because they are expected to make up the rest or more with tips.
Jews invented anal. No one ever thought sticking your dick into shit was arousing until the jew dominated porn industry started pushing it. I can't tell you why, but I can tell you Jews are the ones pushing anal.
ch ch ch checked.
Federal law states that if reported tips don't meet the state minimum wage then the server must be paid the minimum wage rate.
Duracell battery on the floor
>liberals
They were on the same side all along
I'm not giving somebody money for a job that a tray on wheels could do,If they feel that strongly about it either give me the option to get my food from the counter myself,Get a better job,Or join a fucking union
Hey there, mister niggered. I'm here to inform you that you're right about most of these. However, Gunther and Aiden are normal fucking names. Peace out.
Jesus porn
This is why everyone should stop tipping. It creates a system where business owners can fuck over the staff with sup min wage pay. The staff then get sucked in imagining that they can make a lot of money from tips. Some days they get paid well and others they get shit. But because it is random they get addicted and start rationalizing it just like everyone who plays the slot machines. Our brains have a fault that makes us susceptible to random reward structures. All these poor fucks stay at these shit jobs with junkie rationalizations. Meanwhile the owners keep tightening the noose with policies like taking a cut of the tips and sharing the tips with bus boys so they can pay them less than min wage too. The system is fucked beyond recognition and every time you tip you support that system.
Hey Aiden, gtfo nigger
Can I get a quick rundown on this, thanks
This exists, It's called VRCHAT
Boy Wonder
Russia was doing pretty well until the Bolsheviks took over. Who were the Bolsheviks? It was the communist party led almost entirely by Jews. When you read about the absolutely retarded military tactics Russians used in WW2 (like sending soldiers into the battlefield with nothing but ammo and killing those who refused) that lead to more deaths than all other parties involved in the war you need to realize that those orders came from the Jews. Russians conquered the most inhospitable lands on earth and with a fraction of the population of the US continue to hold their own against the US, the EU and all the Jew controlled assets and puppets. It's not too shabby.
B-b-based greta???
dunno, the resistance to tatars and mongols seems bigger
>Russia was doing pretty well until the Bolsheviks took over.
>Lost Crimean War in 1856
>Lost Russo-Japanese War in 1905
>Mutinies on ships
>In-bred monarchy refusing to institute reforms needed for a competitive economy
>Armed gangs running protection rackets
>Horrific losses to Germany on Eastern Front
>Economic collapse leading to starvation and the rise of the Bolsheviks
Lenin's father was Russian Orthodox & his mother was Lutheran
Stalin studied at a Russian Orthodox seminary.
The most prominent Jew among the Bolshies was Trotsky.
Stalin purged Trotsky and most other Jews in the Party in the 1930s.
Troll harder, Nazi-boi
The left can’t meme. It’s so sad.
Oh no! You called me a word that we own and came up with! You filthy shitskins may say nigga a lot, but dont forget where it came from. And you'd better hope your girl doesn't open her eyes and find a white guy.
Your welcome
Fair fights are for suckers. If you want to win, you gotta roll deep.
The Right can't govern. It's so sad.
nothing about rap is profound. it's lazy nigger garbage. all of it. Niggers be like "call me van gogh because I can't stop" and dumb white chicks are like oh that's so clever. I hate white chicks and niggers now I'd rather just jack off and make money working.
Okay, we get it, you're a virgin.
The elephant goes "Tweet!"
Best reality show ever
This comment funnier than any picture in this thread
Faggot
While in theory correct don't think for a second the Germans actually respected those people. The truth is Germany just did not have enough able bodies to wage a war of attrition against the soviets, US and UK. Once they would have won they'd have thrown half of these people in camps without any hesitation.
>youtu.be
This so long, you trying to win by TKO.
Thread gonna be gone by the time video finished
Right wing SJWs are the cringiest and most psychotic people I've ever seen
Take your goat sex cult recruitment posters elsewhere you inbred sandnigger.
The only thing islam is right about is that women are property.
What's wrong with informing the uninformed about such historic legendary animals?
>i know kids are eating laudry detergent cause my non jewish non fake news channel tells me so every day
You're welcome, citizen
Knew two named Oranjello and Lemonjello. Also met one named Wachovia like the bank.
>boomer humor
>Boomer Humor
>BOOMER HUMOR!!!
This thread makes me cry and I didn't even watch any of the pictures
H
I'm glad the internet can still amaze me, even in 2020.
imagine being so triggered by ok boomer that you're compelled to spend over 9000 hours in MS Paint for shit like this
Butthurt reply like clockwork
"The left can't meme" is not a meme, Milhouse.
A. Youre a dumbass if you think wait staff gets that much. They get nothing. 2.50/hr maybe and its lost in taxes. Thats the only reason they even get a paycheck.
B. The point is that the republican poster doesnt give two shits about anyone else no matter what his religion says. Mans law says you dont have to pay the waiter so thats good enough for him in this one instance.
>I can't tell you why
Its called capitalism you chi-com scum.
Supply reflects demand.
lost hard
Yes they do. I work in philly's gayborhood.
From the department of labor's minimum wage laws:
Under federal law, employers can take atip credit by payingtippedworkers, such asservers and bartenders, as low as $2.13 an hour if those workers earn at least the standardminimum wageof $7.25 an hour once their tips are added in.
However I know someone who investigates labor law violations, and she tells me that it's very common to underpay wait staff, even if they don't get tipped up to minimum wage because it's easy to get away with.
Of course you dont have to tip the wait staff, it's not a law. But it's what you do if you're a decent person who received good service from somebody who's earning 2 bucks an hour.
And this law is enforced nowhere. You're also supposed to get minimum wage for the hours doing side work (rolling forks, stocking, cleanin, etc)
Does.
Not.
Happen.
Can't stop losing
Nah it's Brian, Chris, Austin, Tyler, Brandon... you know, normal names.
>capitalism
>supply reflects demand
Um. That's not how capitalism really works, user.
Fuck.
Lost.
lost
YLYL turns into a debate on capitalism
I haven’t been on Cred Forums since 2014 what the fuck happened here
I thought he was shitting his intestines out at first
smd commie
>what the fuck happened here
Shemales
These two are trashy, but tbh my gf takes care of my in-growns and blackheads. Can't hate this.
Ummm yes it is, user.
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It's the invisible handjob