How do I make my ass look less like a girls?

That's freaking amazing. I need more.

Duh. But I’m not a trap dude. I want to be more manly

Incorrect.

Whaaaaaaat do not even try to do against that!!!

where did you buy those shorts?

No it's just because i wanna chat with you privately ;)

oh you wrote less

just work out your ass and legs and don't gain 23-28% stay at 18 to 23

I want suck your dick

Well someone is gonna have to post some proof here

It doesn't, the shorts are doing all the work.

I didn’t they’ve been my pjs for years

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I don't have proof that I used to talk to this guy in the same way that OP doesn't have proof that he is this guy.

Watching you all respond to a LARP of someone else's photo is sad :( I don't get why people use other people's photos to try and pretend to be them?

Cause you didn't do it

Eat more fake meat burgers.

OP is trying to be less of a faggot

It’s not that amazing

yeah, where did you get them please

Why

Nah, he is only in the denial phase

I’m not larping freak

My mom years ago

Enjoy your role-playing man, you can confuse them but you know that I know the truth and that's all I need to know

You've said that multiple times but still won't post a time stamp. The actual owner of these photos used to post timestamps.

You're bad at this whole 'being him' thing

But I have no hair and I don’t shave

Well OP posted 2 pictures and you posted nothing

For the love of God moar

What did you talk to him about what was he like

Why

I was trolling dude I'm not even op, I believe you, but I don't really care cause I just want to see more of these pics

Can confirm this guy used to post a long time ago for a few weeks, also his pics then got reposted for a few additional weeks as part of a "my straight friend is sleeping" meme. It is highly unlikely that OP is the actual dude and I do have more of him somewhere but I'm not sure I wanna go through like 4k files to find it.

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Nice larp nigger

I would say remove the cock from it but that is a both gendered(less) thing. Gay fag fucking shit, you fuk. Maybe stop wearing short-shorts and slutwear, faggot like every other slut shemale does. Will that make you more of a male? No, slut. it won't.

Face it, slut is slut. Whore is whore and you are one. Both, you queer colostomy bag.

Femaley slut-whore and maley slut-whore are the same. YoU.

Why is this post so funny

Is this English?

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keep posting you cunt

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more hole

No.819249265 >>>>>

English? What the fuk do you think it is, chink? Spanglish-hmong-ching chang-walla walla?

Did you read it, faGgot? Do you speak english? Looks english to me, fagboy.

And posting that image to my post to this faggotry thread....OP, is that you? It looks like your ass in the original image. Same short-shorts and all. Your ass looks a little loose and you're trying to say you don't want to look like a wo-man? You're not a fag?

"Is this english" ? Implying that YOU cannot read or that I am illiterate?

That is your ass, OP. Short-shorts and all.

wanna half on a double sided dildo? :P

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moar girly twinks you bigots

Ok

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Sauce?

Don't stop there!

stop wearing girls shorts, faggot

It’s literally my ass
Ok

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That's not a girls ass?

>look at thread

Post them all already

kris ?

Ok

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post kik

don't get your panties too tight nigger

your ass is flat and nothing like a females

yo if you must already LARP as this guy at least post pictures I don't already have.

If you have them can you post the rest? OP is taking longer than I care to wait around

I have some

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I'm not gay nut I'd fuck the hell out of that ass

where do you live, I need to fuck you

>obviously american

checked

Faggot.

I’m not gay

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just need to nut, help me out bro

Testosterone replacement therapy and probably an aromatase inhibitor

you probably have the physiology of a woman

Go get on man hormones

Estrogen

K where u at?

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Kik me ur ass at btrianon

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You would seriously get plowed in the ass?

No.819251264▶
"don't get your panties too tight nigger"

Don't you ever call me nigger, you fUK. E.v.e.r.
"Panties too tight" ? I responded to a faG asking if I was writing in english, spic faGgot. You think my reaction or post in reply was "too tight" and that my "panties" were also? Look at this thread gayfaG. You fucking queer sack of ballsplitting shit. Your fuKing face is a hole for all queerfaGs to shit in. You better close your mouth from all the shit that's it's oozing and speaking. You think you are a bigFAGboy? Oh, you are. Talkin' big talk with your fellow queer ass-inserters? Getting uncomfortable from all the cock up there that you can't even hold your own shit you produce in? That's what happens when you are an ass-inserter. Once the schynct goes, there's no doctor to bring it back. Talkin' shit like the faGboy fuK you are. Saying things in regards to "panties" and that they are "too tight" , eh? This thread is nothing but slut-fagGot whore wearing short-shorts and all pretending they aren't fag who post it in. You ARE. Don't ever think you can THINK about calling me nigger. E.v.e.r. Keep your seephole'd ass in your cute little fag shorts. It's OP's. And you little shitass, talkin' big buttFuker, eh? I dont speak FAg.

Yea. I let my friend do it I didn’t love it but he did so it was fun I guess

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bless
you are a good cum dump friend.

kik me as well at chunkolate_chip I need your booty

I might have to try it once then.

The only fun part about getting fucked in the ass is feeling how hard your friend is and his moaning and how hard he cums. Otherwise it just feel like your pooping and something is poking your dick from the inside

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I meant fucking tight ass.

i would too with that tight hole and hot lil bod.

can you be my friend and let me use that tight smooth ass.I'll even milk you before and after as a good bud

Oh. Well yea you’d probably like it
It’s weird. You can feel it shooting in you if he’s hard enough

Sure

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Fuck it be so fun to shove my cock in your tight little ass

So where do you live user? Roughly.

You live in TX?

Oh shit I live in Austin

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Nice tongue

What part of austin?

Im in pflugerville lol

Fuck yeah I'm down to drive to Austin to fuck you

Thanks
Leave kik maybe you can if I’m bored

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Willing to be fucked by a 30 somethiing year old, well kept? Can pay too.

Kik- Dr.KockenBolls
I hope you get bored easily ;3

If you’re willing to go to jail for it sure

Do you bleach your asshole?
How many Dick's have you taken

You literally can't feel someone cumming in your ass. There are no nerves inside your ass. Stop lying

Kek
Looks like someone hasn't taken a colonoscopy or a enema in their life

You feel his dick pulsing and it gets really warm inside

No and 2

Underage alert. Mods

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Join before it's too late imgur.com/JEi3hu1

Hey kik me already im hell down to drive up and fuck you ;p

Ah, underage, are we?

I was joking

Up? What’re you in Mexico?

Wanna chat? Snap, discord?

Pic my ass

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Fuck more plzz

Nice ass! Would like to invade

you comb your hair with a shotgun

92% of the time it works everytime

No I'm from the RGV

I'd like to chat with you ;p

Join before it's too late imgur.com/JEi3hu1

Is this OP?? ;)

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No I’m op and I’m not into asses

I also have a dick and a cute face if u still wanna chat haha?

more!

GAY

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Then the original question still stands

Sounds hot to me!

Man hands ruin it

That ass. Soooo fuckable.

If only I could sample it

I can fuck you and say no homo after we both nut if you want ;)

Bubble but!

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Probably yea
I’m only 18 but ok

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You gotta shave dude

even if this were you, why would you want that? girl ass is superior ass.

bump for more ass pics

Nothing wrong with having good thick glutes. If you want to look more masculine just balance it by adding upper body and leg muscle, then you'll have an absolute Chad body.

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Ain't gay if I consider you to be the girl

Where can I obtain one of these twinks for this specific role?

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Kys europoor

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nice!

Be born a girl, you fuck

Or go to the gym, you lazy shitbird