>coworker believes in flat earth
>what should i say to him?
Coworker believes in flat earth
Hunter Miller
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Zachary Sanchez
that even though he is a moronic conspiracy theorist, he is still better than you because your are a cucked betafag that dreams of drinking the cum of other men and ultimately want to be a trap/sissy sex slave for a pack of wild dirty niggers
Evan Lewis
you wont convince him otherwise
Matthew Campbell
nothing. do not deal with bat-shit crazy people.
Connor Scott
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Kevin Bailey
Ask how does the sun work and moon. Also, where is the edge and how do we get there.
Kevin Rodriguez
i feel like there is something he couldnt handle me saying. a trump card sentence
Daniel Miller
you gotta act like you believe it too
start talking about other conspiracy theories
see how far his paranoia descends
you can't change a crazy persons mind but you can have fun seeing how insane they really are
Kevin King
Tell him to perform any number of the simple home experiments
Oliver Powell
you're right. cant imagine what else he believes
Justin White
Take him out to a cliff overlooking the ocean with a pair of binoculars and ask him to explain why ships rise up from beyond the horizon.
When he's done explaining, throw him off the cliff.
Luis Rogers
Ask if the moon and sun are flat as well
Oliver Anderson
eventually it all just be about the "jewish cabal" and how they are trying to convince people to believe lies and forget "biblical truths"
a large portion of conspiracy nuts are also christian nuts.
Henry Sanchez
Ask your co-worker if all celestial bodies (moon, sun, planets, other stars) are flat, or is it only the earth.
Hunter King
Nothing. It's like arguing with a religifag. There's no convincing the mentally ill.
James Morales
ive tried a few things on him including that one. he says its just the earth thats flat and everything else seems to be round (wtf)
Thomas Lopez
If you ask him why he will start citing parts of the bible.
100% would bet that he is some mega christian faggot that takes the bible as literal
Nolan Garcia
we've talked about religion and hes an agnostic like me
Jose Ramirez
Bruh. If flat earth isn't real how come sarah Palin can see Russia from her house?????
Checkmate.
Samuel Lewis
oh then hes just retarded and repeating shit he found on religious youtube conspiracy channels
Justin Gonzalez
>oh then hes just retarded
>you already new he was a flat earther
Logan Powell
Flat earth? The chem trails are starting to have the desired effect.
Kevin Torres
dude this is season 4
Jackson Roberts
show him this - the universe is flat - thats what the big bang cosmology says.. tell him you like today's physicists believe the universe is flat, not the Earth, its a matter of perspective..
Camden Martinez
Nothing, avoid the topic.
You can't change his mind, more than he can change yours.
Live and let live - talk about other stuff instead.
Pic unrelated
Jordan Gutierrez
Kevin Davis
Landon Lee
Look at where flights WOULD go in a flat earth compared to where they DO go. Not contest.
Thomas Lee
Why not?
Austin Green
There is nothing you can say to him, no evidence you can present, that he can't simply dismiss.
Nathan Hall
what do you fags work as?
probably point made.
Lucas Martin
Prove it!
Brandon Kelly
Tell him he's right user
Bentley Smith
No amount of evidence will convince an idiot they are wrong.
Caleb Cook
The more important question is why do YOU care that he's wrong?
Camden Carter
>why do YOU care that he's wrong
i want to know a one sentence way to shatter *any* flat eather's views. if i already ran into him ill run into more
Tyler Cooper
You want to be the one that changes his mind?
Andrew Perez
You can't shatter the illusions of the religious and the insane.
they'll just say that you are either evil, or asleep and continue onwards with their delusions.
Brayden Hughes
there must exist some sentence that is so shattering that even if they still believe it they'll feel insecure about it
James Hernandez
William Thompson
If you are too ignorant to know you're ignorant - nothing anyone will say can change their mind.
Alexander Bennett
tell him to fucking die bc he's a fucktard
William Hill
Ask him how seasons work
Cameron Hernandez
dude im so done im about to commit suicide
Grayson Lewis
I have the same issue. It makes me angry that people will disregard thousands of years of science with no evidence just because of a clever YouTube video. No video evidence has ever been presented by a flat earth tard.
Nathan Wright
Against stupidity even the gods struggle in vain.
Alexander Fisher
Kinda creepy how you got real specific about what another man dreams, considering that user likely never cuddled with you and shared greatest loves, fears, Hope's, etc. You gay bro? I dont care of you are, I'm just asking is all. So are you?
Lincoln Barnes
You all are so stupid. the earth have never existed
Jace Rogers
James Morales
Non existents is a bullshit argument you Irish fuck!
Nathaniel Jenkins
not a flatfaggot, but tis is filmed whit fisheye
Colton Clark
I have worked with fucktards like that. Best be courteous, and stay away from them.
Isaac Powell
You are dumb
David Rogers
Semi- fish eye
Huge difference
Angel Brown
Religitards like the flat earth scenario because god made the Earth especially for us and that makes us special compared to the other planets. Humans are goofy.
Jaxon Wilson
I’ll take projection, for $500 please.
Owen Gray
Dylan Cruz
Use hammer, make him flat, too.
Angel Torres
Have him explain this to you
Adrian Peterson
Found another flat earther
William Hill
Justin Lewis
You won't ever convince him because flat earthers are convinced by their own lack of understanding of physics. Some of the shit they bring up is actually reasonable and naturally unintuitive but it is explainable once you actually put genuine effort into understanding it. They hpowever will not actually listen because they have already attached themselves to a positive position and will not examine it critically