I spent the last 8 years working as the area manager for a chain of high end strip clubs

I spent the last 8 years working as the area manager for a chain of high end strip clubs.
During my time working in the industry I have seen some fucked up shit.

Ask me anything.

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What was it like working directly under a Jew?

It was pretty interesting, the owner wasn't directly Jewish but he was very much within that circle.

what's the most fucked up thing you've seen

Did you come out of it with any permanent scars? Any pics?

did you fuck any of those girls?

It's a hard one,
I could go into a story about this onetime I walked into a full on orgy of old people in a bathroom or the time the police were called after the bouncers took the law into their own hands and nearly beat a pedo to death.

But the most fucked up story that sticks with me is this one...

Limo of 12 people driving to the club, right before they arrive this chick breaks up with her boyfriend who jumps out of a moving limo, he dies, girl is really messed up by it and tries to kill herself by jumping off an overpass and breaks her leg.

Remaining 10 people got piss drunk and stayed till 2am and didn't seem to give a fuck.

What are you waiting to post the funniest, weirdest, craziest stories or whatever

Nope, I was married!
But a bunch of girls tried, apparently sleeping with management was a way they would get better shifts, favors, etc.

Pics or cam footage or it never happened.

Sorry bro, I cant tell you the state.
But I can tell you it was a province in Canada.
I can also say seriously, no BS, I didn't sleep around and didn't fuck a single dancer.
Do I sometimes think to myself I probably should have gotten my dick wet? yes...
But still married and Im glad that I don't have to live with carrying that sorta shit on my conscience.

honestly probs for that

Did you ever come in touch with gangs or really dangerous people?

How did you get into that kind of work? Did it pay well?

Lulz, if they can sell private dances they can earn bank, if they can't then they go broke.
We don't need to keep anyone there, we have an endless pool of applications that pour in daily.

Everyone works comission apart from the scheduled stage entertainers that earn a fixed rate per show.

Meh. Guilt fades. I've never fucked inside an Ontario club, but I did get some excellent takeout once. French girl, absolutely stunning.

Hells Angels, never any issues but they were always around.
Anyone trying to come in sporting the colors would be turned away at the door and asked to leave their vests on their bikes if they want to come in.
Anyone that was really HA was very respectful, but we had a couple issues with posers trying to start shit.

Another issue was the drug confications, everyone patted down if you want to get in, no exceptions.

My door guy once took a qball of coke from a dealer who was VERY unhappy, policy is that it gets locked in a 1 way safe and the police pick up the contents once every 2 weeks... I just happened to forget to put this one in the safe and forgot it was in a place he /could/ have maybe picked it back up.

I applied for a job application looking for a "Hospitality Manager 80-100k Per Year"

I had a solid background in bars & hotels and thought it would be the same... It totally wasn't I got through a 2 hour interview before I knew I was applying to manage a strip club.

It did not pay as good as advertised, not even close. I was able to hit the advertised number one year in bonuses and everything, but that was an exception not the normal.

Found the footage, its about as epic as I recall..
Trying to figure out what I should blur out if anything...

Would you suck a log of shit out of Andy Sixx's asshole?

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thanks user, you seem to be a cool dude

what kind of guy was the owner.

did you encounter any weapon fights or even shootings?

Ask me anything.

Can I get a jobs as a pole? I assure you that being around boobs will ensure my fitness for the role.

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Fuck you.
You actually made me google Andy Sixx.
I don't understand... Is he supposed to be the opposite of Justin Biber or something? Why?
I don't understand. :(

>go clubbing in limo
>"Friends" kill themselves
>Remaining 10 people got piss drunk and stayed till 2am and didn't seem to give a fuck.

Well I'm not surprised at all, rich people gonna be cunts, you don't get rich by being a nice guy who treats people fairly yanno?!

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The owner was an interesting guy, he was really into Tony Robbins, like SUPER into Tony Robbins...
If you ever had a boss that was into Tony Robins you will know what Im talking about.

No shootings, I kept asking for the front doors of all the clubs to be bullet proof as a just incase measure, basically owner said sure thing, we will upgrade the glass if it gets broken.. One day some guy threw a news paper stand through the front doors, that got us bullet proof glass at one of the locations anyway.

I kinda get where he is coming from, its a big upfront expense.

Because the door guys were very good with pat downs and searches incidents involving weapons were rare, but this onetime one guy tried to stab another guy in the bar.. The dude had a big ass cold steel tanto knife, we later figured out it was thrown to him while he was in the outside smoking shelter.
Guy had some tendon damage in his hand and got his leg pretty fucked up but he was alright.

I assure you, you would be more qualified to be a stripper pole then what we had those girls performing on..
I would have to keep tightening it and repairing shit constantly.
And high heels? You have no idea wtf one of those things can do.

Black veil brides actually have a few decent songs but when he was younger the makeup and hair extensions was way over the top and he apparently had teenage scat lovers as fans soo...

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I did a couple of years as a backup bouncer. Had a big guy as the primary. I dressed sharp and looked liked I own the place.
This was in Fl in the less affluent place and about 80% black. No bikers, but "thugs" could be a problem.
Had to breakup a few active fights. I'd usually just drive one of them back against the wall or into the crowd with my shoulder in their chest. By this time, the main bouncer got the other guy and things settled down quickly.
I broke up a fight between a female customer and a stripper, and another time between two strippers. I'd just jump in, grab the smallest one, throw her over my shoulder, and move out immediately.
Nailed more than a few strippers, sometimes with my wife (who was a bartender there).
Overall, a good time was had by all.

are you still in the business?

Have you ever been so far even as to want to go look more like?

>backup bouncer

Is that like a backup dancer? Did you JoJo pose behind the other guy to emphasize his mild threats?

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Nope!
I went into the legal Cannabis market, but thats a story for another day.

>Nope, I was married!
Based

that got me interested now haha
are you sure you cant tell more about that?

First question: why

Its a legit tactic, we would have a meat head tank teamed up with smooth talkers.
Smooth talking guys could end a fight before it starts and can sort it out 95% of the time.
The meat head was there for the 5%

>Is that like a backup dancer?

Not really. I dressed like I owned the place which kept situations from getting frosty and helped the bouncer out when needed. Plus the manager would comp my drinks instead of any official pay.
We only had one occurrence where some dumbass had a gun in his pants and dropped it. We closed the club for the night and never found out who the gun toting fool was. There would sometimes be shit going down outside the club after closing time but the cops would usually drive by and take care that.

Yep. That's pretty much how we worked.

I know I mostly work security at events, I just found JoJo bouncers to be funny is all.

>Smooth talking guys could end a fight before it starts and can sort it out 95% of the time.

Well yeah, if it comes to a fight then you have fucked up your job, security is to prevent fights and only if necessary end them by dogpile, fair fights are for people who enjoy getting punched.

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Money plain and simple.
I didn't look to work in that industry, but money is what brought me to the interview and money is what kept me around after.

gtfo out of this website newfaggot.

What was the best food you guys served?

Not quite Steven Segal...
Any fight enthusiasts wanna give a breakdown to whatever the fuck is happening here?
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Canned mac n cheese.
It was, and I shit you not, $20..

We also offered beef stew, beef ravioli and several other items that we were legally required to offer.
We were not well known for the food.

haha what the fuck
why did he even want to kick ya?

I don't really get the question...

I am personally out of the strip club business.

Did you never consider lasagna? You can make it, slice it and freeze it in individual portions, all you need to serve is a microwave and a plate.

I know, and I’m not surprised.
But seeing it first hand?
Made me sick. I lost some more respect for humanity that evening.

worked at a strip club as a bartender for 3 years.
i KNOW EXACTLY what your talking about> Also high end. They would put up christmas trees and we would get high profile guests. George clooney, and many others.
was fun drinking with them after closing.

and dude...how the fuck did you know the club was owned by a jew LOL

To this day I don't know.
Had many close calls but this one stands out because it was the first and only time I was taken totally by surprise.
You can’t tell but when I stepped off the video I actually pulled out my kubaton and was about to jam it into his throat when I noticed I had goons advancing on him.

Tell me more about the legal food requirements. Were there specific foods? Just that some food had to be available? Did you guys have a cook? Or did the bartenders just heat shit up?

That sounds like a whole lot of effort.
Point of the $20 cans is so people don't buy them so we don't have to bother restocking them.

But legally we had food.

If people want to eat real food we would call for take out and they had a room they could munch in.

We had allot of high end custom come through those doors.

And the owner wasn't a Jew, but he had some very good friends who came by regularly that were.

>chain of high end strip clubs
chain
high end
strip clubs

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No specific foods, we just had to meet the legal requirement of providing food if we sold booze.
Apparently crisps & nuts didn't cut it and we almost had a fine after an inspector came by.
We upgraded the menu to include 8 tins of shit each costing $20.
The guy that cleaned the stage would heat it up.. I only know of a handful of customers that bought the food. It was mostly if staff got SUPER desperate.

It's frozen and lasts a year or two and nuking a plate of pasta is hardly difficult... You could serve cream pie as desert.

I get you were a booze and titty bar but passive food gets people to stay, if only because they don't need to leave, if you used strong cheese for the sauce to cut through the booze numbing you could mark it right up and people would still buy.

Tldr drunk people are stupid and often hungry.

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>passive

Passable.

If only we knew each other at this point in my life, you could have made bank selling pasta.
Point is without a kitchen options are limited, you also have the liability factor of food regarding food poisoning, health inspections etc.
By only having shit in a can when the health inspector did his yearly trip through I could confirm all food is stored properly and within date.

He was drunk and showing off and ended up looking like a pussy when the bouncers came out. Also, you look young af if that is even you.

I don't know who he was showing off to. It was real random.
I was young af, I also had a really fucked up haircut..

>made bank selling pasta.

My secret is I add a bit of blu cheese to the bland as fuck topping, its strong enough to cut through numb tongue without making the whole thing a stodgy mess.

Do not share my super sekrit recipe or I will kill you and turn you into chilli.

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Any other shit the inspector ever nailed you guys on? Or anything you knew to avoid? Etc

So long as I can keep adding blue cheese to things without being turned into chilli, I think I will learn to be okay with that.

Inspectors for everything man..
Food, booze, vice, entertainment license, sports TV licensing...

Booze is where the most fines were ever given out.. We had an inspector come by every 3-6 months, they will sometimes send in a minor to try to buy at the bar. Never really an issue since everyone is IDed at the door. But if you get somebody /too/ drunk you can get fined for that.

We offered free taxi rides home for everyone and had our bartenders do a bunch of 3rd party training and sign stuff that basically supports that they won't overserve and know the legal requirements. If they fuck up we throw em under the bus and basically say they had all the training and we have taken all reasonable steps as a business.

>blue cheese

It's blu cheese, it is french-ish and is therefore fancy.

But if you like a bit of blu might I recommend broccoli and stilton soup served with a nice french roll.

My family often use the soup as a starter for group meals like Christmas, small portions are the key, especially with such a strong flavour food to begin but Christmas yanno, people are going to gorge.

Fuck salad.

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Fuck salad,
You sir are welcome to cook for me anytime.
So long as its not chilli....

were u also a client of those stripclubs?

as the area manager, did u pay for the service?

I was employed.
I have never set foot in a strip club unless I was getting paid.
I don't really understand what ya mean by
>as the area manager, did u pay for the service?