Zoo Discussion Thread with Feral yiff instead of real stuff because real stuff gets ya beaned.
I really fucking love all the animals that I'm with, and I just wanna talk about them and talk to other people who love their animals too, so if that sounds like you, hop in and let's chat
College user signing in, how you doing my man ?
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Pretty fucking good. I've been spending a lot of time with the horses lately, and I'm on vacation for my main job, so my life is literally just wake up, cuddle with Kaiser, go to the ranch and work with the horses for a bit, come home and cuddle with Kaiser, put a thread up and play vidya in the background, jerk off with Kaiser, play vidya, cuddle some more, jerk off with him again, then go to bed. Pretty good life right now lol
this shit again?
fuck off nigger
Have we talked before? What's your problem with zoo?
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what
I mean animals can't really consent that's my issue. If you can prove otherwise I'll have no issues
not this again
>I mean animals can't really consent that's my issue.
Farm-user here and believe me if an animal doesnt wanna get lewded they´ll tell you.
Sounds like living the dream, how are the horses by the way ? I've just been stuck with damn nuclear physics and wave function. Shit makes my head spin just thinking about it.
They will bite, they will kick, some bigger ones might just stomp you
That's not how it works
Yes it fucking is, i´ve probably been with more animals than anyone in here and trust me they have very obvious body language telling you how they are feeling and if they dont want it you´ll know and then you simply dont try any more.
They are animals, they don't understand the concept of rape or sex. It's the same thing as abusing minors sexually because they don't understand what they are doing.
Just bring yourself in and face the electric chair already
Body language. We have literally evolved with both horses and dogs for thousands of years, they have learned to tell us what they want and communicate with us and we have learned how to read it. Take your dog for example, you know when they are happy, sad, excited, angry, scared, protective, playful etc, you know all that from body language. If you get down on all fours and your male dog fucks you, I see 0 issue with consent right there. If after you guys are sexual your good boi or good girl is rubbing against you, trying to be as close to you as possible, and extremely happy, then you know for sure they are happy with what you two are doing
Horses are even more extreme with body language. Trust me when I say this, a mare will let you know is she doesn't like you. If her ears are down, she keeps trying to get her distance from you, and you have to pull her tail to the side and you can feel that she's trying to keep her tail down, then that right there is her not consenting. If she is cool with you and wants what you got, then the opposite should be happening, her ears should be perked up, she should be trying to get as close to you as possible, there should be no resistance when you touch her tail, and if she's in the mood she'll move her tail to the side and literally start "winking" her pussy at you. There is fucking no way in hell you can say she's not consenting when she literally turns around, raises her tail to the side, and starts winking her vulva at you.
vixen released a new vid where she sucks and dildos a horse. why the fuck can't she just jerk the horse until it explodes on her chubby tits? the horse actually cooming never happens it seems.
Read:
If a 12 year old winks at me, gets naked and wants my dick that doesn't mean she can grasp the concept of what's going on. The same goes for animals, all of you are retarded and should be put down just like the poor animals you've raped.
>they don't understand the concept of rape or sex
>they don't understand the concept of sex
Thats LITERALLY one of the only concepts they DO understand its a fucking basic drive for them.
And dragging in minors in this is fucking stupid, i´ve had full understanding of sex and the consequences since i was 8.
give link
They are pretty happy right now because the snow is pretty much gone now, so they can actually graze again and just hang out in the pasture instead of in the stables or their small pens. We're gonna breed Nattie and Clyde soon so I'm hyped for that too lol. I've bred them once before and that was the most fun week for fucking ever, being able to be there at night with Nattie and Clyde in the same pen is so fucking fun
Couldn't have said it any better way
Good to know you also support child rape.
just go to pornsocket. it's there, wildside or some shit. it's really not good though. None of these whores really pleasure a horse, I think bodil was the only one who ever made them actually ejaculate
Imagine trying this fucking hard.
Kids are different because they aren't sexually mature. Animals do know what's going on because it's literally their main goal in life is to get laid.
Well, somebody is going to have a lot of fun. You are making me jealous man, enjoy it. Hope you will tell us how it went afterwards.
Case and point
Why do you want to fuck animals?
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Please send me all your best zooporn.
Reeaaallly want to give in and let my dog fuck me..
most 12 year old's can have children they have reached physical sexual maturity.
Because OP and most other retards in these thread are incels who can't get laid with real women so they just go and abuse animals instead.
Rape* your dog
I can tell you how it went two years ago, fucking amazing. It was almost two years ago and it was literally a week straight of me sneaking out to go to the stables and get them in the same pen. It was a lot of jerking/sucking/licking Clyde and then letting him fuck Nattie, then me eating out Nattie with Clyde's nut in there, and then me fucking her. It was an amazing week and I'm so fucking hyped for it again. Also very hyped for Nattie's udders to swell again but that won't be for another few months
You're kinda sounding like a pedo to me
I for one got hooked when i was 13 and havent really felt any need to change, animals are nicer than humans, more loving than humans and easier than humans.
you're the pedos here
Fucking nice man.
Eating cum out of horse pussy is a fucking ride.
Wet dream come true. Hope this will go at least as well as the last time. Speaking of licking and sucking, how do they taste? I have heard their junk is constantly dirty and tastes like shit and dirt. Is that true?
I wish there was a video of a busty model like miss f just getting plastered by a horse. There's nothing like that out there currently, it's all just euro/russian whores fucking with dogs.
That's sad.
How did you get hooked?
I've had my King Shepherd boi Kaiser since I was 15, and I've always loved him to death and we were pretty much inseparable, then two years later I discovered zoo, and letting him fuck me took all the stress out of sex and it just seemed right, I already loved him to death, and he loves me to death, so why not both get pleasure from eachother?
I dunno why but I just really love animals, I love horses and dogs, and I just want them to be happy. I dunno why I find them sexually attractive but I do, and I don't find people sexually attractive. Emotionally, I still want to get a gf one day and eventually a wife, but for right now, I'm almost 20 and focusing on work and school, a relationship with a chick would just fuck things up right now
Also anal feels extremely good and that's a fact, the only downside of anal is that you gotta have a human faggot sticking his dick in you which I find gross, but with a good boi that I love to death, it's all good
when you can't get laid irl so you go and rape animals lmao. you're all sad
says the person bringing up sex with kids when literally no one was talking about it before you
sad indeed
lol did you even read it nigga? A lot of people do have sexual experiences with animals (usually the family dog) while they are going through puberty, and if the continue with it, their brains wire themselves to be sexually attracted to animals, it's literally a sexual preference like being gay or straight
i mean might as well make rape a sexual preference while we're at it
Yeah, the saddest thing is niggas coming into threads they legit know they don't like, and don't even have any actual discussion on why they dislike it, and then get mad when people are posting what he doesn't like
Kids aren't dogs you retard
the saddest thing here is you people existing
The difference is that raping is something happening to someone, same with BDSM or other fetishes or kinks, being sexually attracted to animals is being sexually attracted to a being, same as being sexually attracted to dudes or chicks. You can't be sexually attracted to an action
Saw the family german shep´s dong and that was that.
Had the house to myself one weekend and went from getting him semi hard to fully to out of his sheath and cumming on my face .
After that i knew animals was my thing.
It is usually dogs and horses for some reason.
>Also anal feels extremely good and that's a fact
Comes down to personal preference.
I don't know, I find the idea of a dog dick anally penetrating me as more disgusting than that of a human dick.
kinda makes you think, some animals just rape "for fun" and like mentioned before, dogs and horses, have pretty much spent millenia side by side
>literally just saying "no u"
being sexually attracted to animals is fine, raping them is not
>expecting a resonable argument form someone whos here solely because hes mad and cant get over that we made him mad.
It's usually dogs and horses because those are the animals that are both companions to humans, and you are way more likely to grow up with them then you are any other animal. If you are a horny naive farm boy alone with your mare that you've loved to death for as long as you can remember, and she's in heat and leading you on, that's that, you're gonna be a zoo now lol
Correct
>and she's in heat and leading you on, that's that,
How can an animal 'lead you on'?
they can't
like said, nuzzling your crotch, putting their tail aside and winking vulva
Exactly what said. When she's in heat her vulva is puffed up and out, and she put her tail to the side and "wink" it at you. This isn't something I'm projecting onto her because I want to feel like she actually wants me, it's a literal thing they do and they do it to whoever the feel the closest to. It happens every single heat to people who own horses, whether they are sexual with them or not
It looks a lot like pic related, that's when it's winked out, she'll raise her tail and turn away from you to try and get you to smash
I feel like you might be getting the wrong signals then.
dogs are as naive, that comparison makes sense.
Technically they might be re-productively mature and have the capacity to fight back. Doesn't mean consent is implied or understood if they don't.
>now observe as the shitposter takes this valid argument and "uh but.."s it
"valid argument"
Dirty degenerates
So a mare's instinct is to seek and attract a mate to produce offspring and you take advantage of that?
Holy shit what did i tell you.
They take advantage of the fact that animals have no idea what they are doing and rape them.
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A load of bullshit.
Trips of truth.
To all of you who oppose this i guess the only thing i can say is:
No matter what you say and how many times you say it you´re not gonna change our minds about what we´re doing, many in this thread might only be into animals for the sexual aspect but i truly love all my animals i dont just fuck them i cuddle them take care of them day and night and i know FOR A FACT that the same goes for Kaiser-user.
cool story bro, I also have animals, cuddle them and take very good care of them. Unlike you retards that rape them
You´re not gonna change my mind and im not gonna change yours lets agree to disagree?
That's the only thing we can do
Nigger just try it once.
I'd rather keep my humanity
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that's cute
It's a lifelong thing, so don't encourage normies to try it necessarily.
But basically, all furries are closet zoos who want to do it subconsciously. Or they would fap to pornhub instead of literally drawn depictions of animals fucking.
furries aren't as retarded as you people are
this shit is stupid but hey everyones entitled to be a total loser and make poor decisions!
I left for a bit, back now. What's you favorite thing about your good boi or good girl? (One sexual thing and one non-sexual thing)
the fact that it doesn't get raped
Non-sexual: I love how smart my boi is. He's a big fluff ball King Shepherd and he learns stuff super quick. I also love how cuddly he is, after he started fucking me he's always been right next to me, it always seems like he wants to be touching me no matter what lol. I'll be sitting down on the couch and he'll be laying on my feet, and I'll scoot down a little and he'll get up just to lay on my feet again, and if I annoy him too much he'll get up on the couch and lay in my lap. I love that literally anywhere I go, he's right next to me. He truly is my best friend and companion.
Sexual: I love how he stays on my back when we are knotted. From what people say and from my experience, it seems like bigger dogs like to stay on your back while he's knotted you, and holy shit it feels so much better when it's deeper in there instead of when he's ass-to-ass it feels like it's trying to tug out. I also love how he's a big licker and he'll lick my shoulders, neck, hair, face, anything he can get to while he's on my back. I just love the feeling of his warmth and weight on me while he's nutting and pulsing in me
>Calling your dog "it"
Non-sexual: guess that depends on the animal, my golden is basically my tail and will follow me wherever i go hes super clingy and loves to help out carrying things, my oter dogs are pretty independent but all of them loves attention obv.
My "fave" Stallion is really calm unlike the others horses guess thats why hes my "buddy".
Sexual: God my biggest weakness is blowing
my dogs always been, but feeling my stallions flare tugging on the inside of my asshole is a fucking rush.
that's what it is
They aren't objects, they are living beings.
God, you are lucky that you are able to get fucked by a stallion. Like I say every time it's a huge fantasy of mine, but the only stallion I know is a Clydesdale, extremely fun to spend time together but he's way to big for me to take.
>i´ve had full understanding of sex and the consequences since i was 8.
>Molested at 8.
>Is a furry
Hmmm
They dont have any smaller horses where you´re at?
Never molested, my mom just gave me the talk early and kept giving me the talk until i understood.
Did you ask consent before cutting your dog's nuts off? Or before feeding him cannibal crunch cereal 3x a day like a typical dog owner?
Same exact reason i want to fuck humans. Some look good and make me horney. I begin to think about fugging them.
>Case and point
>2020
>being this fucking stupid
Do you cut children's nuts off near birth? No, unless they're ancient roman/egyptian eunuch slaves.
Do you feed kids cannibal cereal as a meal 3x a day? No unless you're a fucking serial killer satanist.
Do you cage kids in a tiny 2x2 crate as you go to work for 8 hours a day? Again, no unless you're a human trafficker.
Do you force kids to have sex against their will, sometimes with siblings, then sell off the produced offspring for profit? No, unless you're a fucking roman slavemaster or some shit.
Dogs are NOT kids, you dumbfucking dumbfuck. Jesus christ. Normies really are this stupid.
These are SLAVES, and they hit sexual maturity after adulthood. Wake up sheeple. Stop castrating your slaves a month after birth, feeding your dog literal dogmeat cereal then goo-goo-gaing and babyspeaking them on youtube for the camera. How CuuuuuuuUte!~
You double thinking fucktards. FUck you. Normies makes NO FUCKING SENSE AT ALL. And are more abusive to animals than any zoo would ever be. But it's socially accepted, so it must be okay, right? Fuck off.
i wish horse bestiality was legal
it is in some places, but should be if the horse isn't harmed and belongs to you. Thank fencehoppers and animal rapists for the laws passing. Or weirdos like Mr Hands who publicize it in a very bad way.
That pisses me off so much. its like banning banks because people choose to rob them
More to find if you join.
gg/FEW359s
Yeah, but normies are known for their double think, so enjoy sex being banned while they feed Fifi chopped up pieces of someone's Fido, then babytalk them for youtube views.
Bizarre world we live in seriously.
anyone got some experience with female dogs?
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mares are the pinnacle of design
can anyone dump or post a link to that comic that someone put in one of these threads a few days ago? furry guy xx dog. was pretty neat and well drawn. cheers.
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I would rehash the entire process of the argument from before.
I would, but seeing how this thread played out without my participation is enough.
In addition, this is a prime example of full-blown, rampant denial.
Wow bro you cuddle with your animals? How do you know that’s what they want? There’s no way they understand that you’re cuddling with them, they’re just acting naturally. That’s assault.
Argument in bad faith.
You’re a troll, and your Entire stance is based on parroting the same phrases over and over again. Why anyone replies to a parasite like you is unfathomable. Have a good one, Faggot.
what? How is that denial? Use common sense.
I'm not a troll, user. I just popped into the thread. And because I know exactly what you're trying to ape, I know that you're arguing in bad faith.
I know that, because I myself made the case that you're making a caricature of. Firstly, there's a categorical error when you suggest that you don't know if the animals want to be cuddled. Cuddling is not on the same level as the intrinsic act of abstraction that has to take place for something like informed consent. From there, you make the strangest assertion that a cat could not understand that you were petting them.
Of course a cat understands that. It's not an abstract concept. What the cat won't understand, are the incredibly abstract and particularly anthropocentric reasons for why you might pet it. Cats don't know about birthdays.
>based on parroting the same phrases over and over again
Possibly because that's a way of making a consistent argument, or making sure that your points are understood. I don't expect you expect me to make an argument, and then never reference the points in the argument ever again, and still manage to make the argument successfully. That's.... not how that works.
>Why anyone replies to a parasite like you is unfathomable
Guilt. I know that, because you've called me a parasite already. That's fairly extreme for someone who should just be a simple troll. And, think about it. If you're being accused of something heinous, you might go out of your way to imply that the person accusing you is truly the heinous one. It's a common reflex for the average person.
In short, the persecuted tend to protest when something cuts too close to the bone.
>Use common sense
No one is an ancient anything.
Dogs are not literally human children, so it's really foolish for someone to make the comparisons there in a genuine manner.
Someone already said something fairly sensible about the comparison between dogs and children, but was glossed over.
There are a lot of false equivalences and things present in that post that only a select, extreme few would ever do- and that's even highlighted in the post itself whenever it refers to the Romans or other ancient civilizations, which magnifies the absurdity.
There's a denial of dogs being children, but it's typed in a way that makes it seem that dogs are to be literally children. When, if you read the replies above it, such an idea was never presented. This is effectively an argument against someone who doesn't exist.
It then says that dogs are slaves. Dogs, are slaves. But a person would not do any of the things it mentions, to children, because they are not a slaver.
Then it rants about castration, while also making sure to mention that the slaves hit sexual maturity after adulthood. So, that's nice.
Then, there's this.
>You double thinking fucktards
>FUck you
That's self-explanatory.
In the end, the post contains a lot of false dichotomy as well.
Your change is $0.02.
>not on the same level
who's determining these levels? humans are.
That's a good point. Though I have a counterpoint. If they dont want it, then why dont they attack or run? I mean, the people who aren't holding down or beating their dogs.
Dogs are literally castrated near birth and sold or bought on a whim. Force bred for profit. Fed cannibal cereal. And euthanized when their loving owner's poison cereal gives them too many tumors to function anymore.
Literal slaves, in the strictest most legal and objective sense possible.
You are the one applying false equivalence, then claiming others to do so.
... yes, that's more or less the point. Humans are. Which means humans can only say.
Human concepts are relative to humans, are they not?
>Dogs are literally castrated near birth and sold or bought on a whim
Let me just refer to the person who said that they weren't... Nevermind, that person does not exist.
>Literal slaves
Mind you, no one has argued that these things don't happen. I haven't even argued that you're wrong about it. What I am saying, is that you acknowledged that you've, again, called them slaves. That's you. You have acknowledged, affirmed, that dogs are slaves.
In the strictest, most legal, and objective sense possible, apparently.
So I definitely can't be applying false equivalence, when I say that you're calling dogs, slaves. I also don't see proof of how I made a false equivalency, nor do I think I have to remind you that this whole thing is over people having sex with dogs. Sorry- people having sex with slaves.
sauce?
this is my thought process as well. i never forced anything on an animal. all ive ever done is lube up and get on all fours, if a good boy wants to fuck my ass he will. i would take mounting me and sticking it in as "consent".
Is there a place for videos now that 8 chan is dead?
It's really not that hard to get to the bottom of why people have sex with animals.
halbean
Halbean
Where can I get my dogs sheath pierced?
Keep checking back it'll happen eventually
Yeah, hopefuly
wat dude
i'm serious
He's going to die in a couple of years