In the movie Contagion the virus is started by a bat eating a banana and the banana being spread into markets

In the movie Contagion the virus is started by a bat eating a banana and the banana being spread into markets
Only China could make it more hilarious by saying "Fuck the banana, put the bat into a soup"

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They also believe snorting ground up tusks and stuff cures shit like erectile dysfunction and have escalators that swallow peoole so china is not the best place for health and safety, user

Btw contagion was good would recommend

The chinks do some alien shit no doubt and everything involves an animal. They're either eating it alive, killing it just because psychotic, fucking it or god knows what else. Why do chinks treat animals so badly?

anyone see this:
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7929657/Nurse-treating-coronavirus-sufferers-China-claims-90-000-people-infected.html

i'd think if it was 'real' or some whistle blower it would have been spread to more places. only that site seems to have it. anyone?

samefag - i don't really see any prove in the vid of where she is for example. i can make this video if i had a mask and a cunt. if she showed some of the sick i'd believe it more. zero sources.

Because OP triggered me with bad movie details.

What really happens:
>A bulldozer clears some jungle and disturbs a bat, which takes food from a banana tree.
>The bat flies over a pigpen, dropping a chunk of banana, which is then eaten by a piglet.
>A chef from the Macau casino buys the piglet. >As the chef handles the carcass in the kitchen, he does not wash his hands when called to meet a customer.
>The chef shakes hands with the customer, giving her the mix of bat and pig viruses, making her patient zero.

Also agree with it was a good movie.

Let's say this coronavirus is the ONE. It mutates and spreads like crazy. What would you do?

samefag - i'm also skeptical, how would one person even count that many? where would these people be who are sick? 90k is bigger than most cities for example. and is surly bigger than all the hospitals combined in china. so where are these people exactly?

samefag - not sure what to make of this. still no one here going to comment? no other chinks on the board who can give some live accounts and pics/links?
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It's like 8am there. Maybe that's why.

why would the time matter that much? hospitals would be open of course. dr's don't go home in situations like there. there's no real shifts. you just work and drop then sleep for an hour or two and do it again.

Chinks are trying to gain super powers

Perish

They will destroy the last rhino, the last tiger, the last gorilla, and the last elephant to achieve it.

Since when does china honest about anything? It could he 100k sure. They'll only tell us when it's too late. But everything is locked down there, and they're thinking about shutting down the country (meaning only chinese citizens can enter and nobody can leave) to "contain" it. I have a friend there now who said basically, nobody can do anything, everything is shut down. and if they think you're infected they force you to go see a doctor

You cant just go up to a hospital and take a bunch of pictures if that's what you're saying

You would probably get arrested. The police dont like when you snoop around.

See what I mean? They are definitely hiding something. You don't shut down the country over a few thousand cases..

>A bulldozer clears some jungle
In other words it was white people's fault

Blame ol whitey

Yeah sorry, that is more correct

>In other words it was white people's fault
isn't always?