>Walk into your room
>See this on the bed
What do?
>Walk into your room
>See this on the bed
What do?
Pull her pants up and guide her to the door, of course.
Turn 360
Why are you in here with your pants down.
Get the fuck out
I go to town and eat and tongue fuck her asshole
tell my mom to fuck off
Turn 360 and walk away
Say my dad why are you on my bed
and proceed to the holes
Yes please
>What do?
Play with it for a LONG TIME.
Laugh
turn on n64 and play banjo kazooie.
Kill self
Ask if she would like to play some choice videogames with me
Fuck that asshole. Ignore the nasty flaps.
Licks ass
Poop in her butt
>>Walk into my room
>>See this on the bed
>I IMMEDIATELY cum
Walk away
Oh wow
Does she like to be rimmed
GF or wife ?
Fuck my sister again
turn 360 and walk away
Shit in her cunt.
Smell her ass and pussy then lick her asshole and eat that pussy because I love dirty whores
I'd play my cards right. No booster packs.
Bury my nose in her asshole and breathe her scent in until I dribble cum in my pants.
moar
Take a pic and post it to Cred Forums
Call the police and get her hairy ass the fuck out of my house.
I'd PERSONALLY contextualize by saying...
...hmmm...
... it looks like those OTHER American whores that saw a flickering screen and thought "hurr durr Instagram footooreestik"...
...SO HOW DOES COMPLAINING NON-STOP FEEL YOU AMERICAN SHIT?
.... DOES THAT PORN-FILLED, COCK-CRAZED, DIVORCE RATE MAKE YOU FILLED THAT YOU STEPPED ON TOP OF THE RIGHT CORPSES YOU DUMB, ARROGANCE-STINKING, IRRATIONAL, COMPULSIVE, SKEEVY, FUCKTARD FEEL GOOD TO YOU?
Go fuck it for all I care...YOUR FELLOW AMERICAN PERVERTED RETARDS PROBABLY GOT THERE FIRST...
...so...why so decent?
Put it in her butt, then donkey punch her.
Insert
I love me some Moriah, dirty butt slut
open the windows. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SMELL!!!!
Stupid fucks saying turn 360 and walk away 360 means a full turn dumb fucks