Any way to salvage this?

any way to salvage this?

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salvage what? she wants to meet up.
play it cool and set something up

i was trying to smash tonight

Pussy takes patience sometimes jesus rub one out virgin fag

You probably havent gotten laid in years you can wait another couple days

quit hating im just trying to coooooom

you're gonna cockblock yourself if you push this one

"yeah, how about we meet up tomorrow at [nearby bar of your choice], that should be fun"

take a deep breath do some cock pushups and wait.

What's wrong with drunk?

yeah i played it safe, she just asked me where i live so i sense some thinking going down in that noggin of hers

blame whitey

too drunk to drive, i assume?

i think im fucking an ugly french girl in an open marriage tomorrow tho

>open marriage
disgusting.

If she wanted to meet you she would agreed when you asked, she's probably already got someone lined up or is out with friends looking for a chad to fuck her raw tonight..

Sorry user... Its the truth..

You push it and you lose it entirely, dumbass.

i know, right? what a skank
i'm trying to be that chad user

That's the nature of online hookups. If she's out at a bar she'll find someone else because the dude is already there talking to her face to face. Just wait my nigga

There's nothing to "salvage". OP is trying to lowkey brag about fucking some ugly whore, likely a shit skin.

OK, then message her now saying:

"OK here's the deal , I'm horny. And tonight, your'e lookin damn fine. Come meet me and let's get down girl, u kno how I do, let me hit dat ass from da back, u know the vibes girrl"

90% of the time, it works EVERYTIME

This is the perfect time then! I'm way better looking when you're a little drunk.

the whole "beer goggles" thing only works in a dark bar. when you're drunk, light is too bright and you notice contrast far more. you notice blemishes and imperfections and greasiness more and then your mind is slower and you don't get over it as quick as usual and people look uglier in the light.

"Sunday night? No I have work tomorrow and Tyrone is going to stretch me out all Sunday afternoon "

OP is a faggot.

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