You wake up and your cock has transformed. It looks like pic related, what do?

You wake up and your cock has transformed. It looks like pic related, what do?

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Lament the loss of my foreskin.

There's always one asshat that has to pick a team.

Rejoice.

The question was “what do” and my dick isn’t much smaller than that, so I don’t really want an extra half an inch in exchange for my foreskin. So if I woke up and my cock was replaced with that dry piece of shit I’d be upset not glad.

Impregnate tons of women, if I had a cock and balls like Sean lawless. I’d knock up so many women

Pics or didn't happen

play with it for a bit, selfsuck later. can already do it with a 6in dick, could probably deepthroat it if it was that big

cry that my massive cock turned into this shriveled up veiny thing

This fag wants me to get hard and photograph my cock.

Dickcheese.

who is that girl ?

I don’t even know what to say.
If you shower every day there’s no such fucking thing. Bathe. Why is that so hard for americans. If you can’t be arsed to shower atleast every day then I promise your mutilated dick smells worse than mine anyway.

I am a fag but your a bigger fag for lying :^)

>lying about your penis on the internet

is there anything more cringe?

Anteater,

>lying
Cunt has no pubes and his balls are tucked into his waistband. Of course his cock looks large. I 100% guarantee we’re less than half an inch apart.

make an onlyfans account lol

Well go on then link me some porn and I’ll get hard. Not like I keep photos of my dick on my phone when there are kids around.

I don't see a pic of your dick bro just some text that looks like an excuse

His balls are certainly tucked into his waistband.. How can you be so sure about the cunt though? Her genitalia isn't even on camera.

Hilarious.

Fuck femboys and twinks on grindr.
Rip my peepee feeling good though...

be sad my dick turned from big and smooth to big dry hairy and veiny

You would be my kind of guy

Guess no one wants to prove I’m lying lol

nobody cares unless youre gonna whip it out in front of those people that you were talking about that were around

Yeah what I meant was, I have no photos of my cock on my phone because where I’m staying right now my younger cousin is always trying to get into my phone and good lord I don’t need her seeing that

Why not? It's harmless. She's gonna see one some day, may as well be yours. And she'll remember it forever. She'll just giggle and forget about it until shes 15

Are you a cute femboy or a twink?

Bruh. Yikes. She’s 14 already.

get real fuckin' angry that my onaholes are suddenly too small for me to go balls deep, but then get real happy about the length and downwards curve and how it's perfect for shoving up my own ass.
my bf'd probably like it too.

Oh, in that case. She'll curious to see more. Like, to the point where she'd always be thinking about your cock.

Brother you are absolutely fucked in the head.

You new here? Whats her name

I’ve been here a long time. I didn’t say I hadn’t met people like you before. But if you think I’m going to feed you any more information you’re wrong. You should seriously consider a bullet.

Sauce?

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"Transformed"

I'm already there, user.

..you're on the wrong website, brother.

Here's a pic

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Take pics and post on Cred Forums dick rate posts

I'm touching myself about it and you can't stop me

Saved. You're my kind of fucktoy.

You know nothing about her. For all you know she’s fat and ugly.

we both know that isn't the case

It is.

Fuck, that makes me harder

And she fucking stinks too as if she doesnt wash. Whatever you’re idealising 14 year olds as being like is wrong. They’re grubby and annoying.

my DICK

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Alright whatever go for your life

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How come we have to do a captcha every time we fucking post anything now? It never used to be this way.

Kek

cry over having a smaller cock

The only thing a cock that size would do is get me into a lucrative pornography business. Otherwise, I'd cry myself to sleep because no woman wants their cervix split in half.

Show my girl and have her suck me off, worshiping my cock, till I bury it deep in her big pussy and cum gallons inside of her.

Oh and I'd probably show my bros that I live with too. Check it! Cock grew overnight!

Kinda irritating I would lose a foreskin though tbh, I'm not going to lie. I'm sure I'd get used to it/wouldn't be that bad but I'd be like, "Why man? Point o' that?"

Oh well. Fat cock. Would enjoy the novelty and would probably prefer it to my normal cock

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Start nailing almost everything I want for free, with confidence and a sense of freedom. No matter if they record me doing it.

Be bummed that I’m never getting a good bloejob again.

PURE DIAMONDS!

this is what being attractive is like

Go to the doctor. My dick is shrinking!

cry cuz tiny and white now

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My body has never been in a pornographic movie and I enjoyed romance before HAVING AN UNQUENCHABLE THIRST FOR SEEING THE TRANSCURRENCE OF NATURE as it LASHES OUT at this WHORE FILLED SOCIETY AMIDST TEARS, BLOOD AND...semen...


...why so serious?

you sound like the type of guy who paints his toenails