How many pillows do you sleep with?

how many pillows do you sleep with?

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3

2-3

0-1. Sometimes I use a blanket as a pillow.

2, 1 memory foam, and 1 normal.

Two under my head, four on the bed

1 and i put it over my head, hoping i asphyxiate myself

i dont sleep with pillows like the rest of you wankers, i sleep with men.

3, one for my neck, one for my back, one for my pussy and my crack.

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0-1
Go to sleep with none.
Wake up with one.

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1. Although my bed has 4 thanks to my wife. She likes pillows like a faggot

you are one app download away from getting fucked in the ass user. i would recommend you try at least.

that depends on whether my neighbor's fat tits count as a pillow, and also how fast she can pay back the debt she owes me

1 because I'm alpha like dat

>getting fucked in the ass
What are you, fucking gay?

7

no im not fucking gay guys, gay guys are fucking me.

I sleep with three pillows, one for my head and two so that the springs in my dead don’t pop out and stick me.

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5, do I win?
for at least 20 years

Bed*

Damn, why so many?

Why?

dunno lol

2

my bod is too small for three

to masturbate with? or to keep your legs apart?

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None. I typically use a blanket as a pillow

2 to 3. one for my head, one to hold, somtimes a third for my feet.

...

Alot, my mattress is knackerd.

0, which is, by pure coincidence, the number of human orifices that my penis has been inside of

I put two pillows in one pillowcase

Small pillows? or oversized case?

4-5

Side sleeper. 2 under head and one between knees. Also bunch up my duvet/comforter and cuddle it.

just 1 but i have like 4 blankets

That's normal? It's just reusing old pillows.

I use the dakimakura as fixed pillow and then I have a little one which I move depending on my sleeping position

Usually two relatively flat ones so 1.5? Sometimes I go higher, 1 or less doesn't feel that great since I'm a side sleeper I need the neck support.

Less than the average American's housewife's dating record.

You probably didn't even understand that...dumb son of a bitch...

...AND WHY SO SERIOUS???

I use the one ur mom doesnt use

warm place to put their dick? idk man, you are asking the wrong person.

is this shark even alive?

1 but it's king size, so basically 1 and a half

Do you like it?

My negro.

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2

well yah! prostate is a literal cum button my dude. even if you straight, id say you should at least try a finger up there next time you jerk it.

0 - Boss mode

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2 normal ones for my head, and a body pillow for my leg (I fucked up my right hip
this

how's that work?

That's gay mate. I want to bury my dick in some warm asshole, nothing's coming even close to my ass cheeks.

your loss fgt

Have fun with ass cancer.

1 for my head and 1 to hold
im lonely

oh, excuse me

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2 for me & 1 for my cock.

6 i dont remember when it started but I was young, I used to have a body pillow too.

3 for my head, one in the middle of two others on either side. 2 pillows acting as a body pillow would and one behind me. So when I turn over I can grab the lower one with my leg and leave the one on top.

First time I ever described this hahaha.

I will add, if I am sleeping next to my kids or with someone else 3 can suffice. but no less.

I’m not gonna lie I’m actually the exact same way, my friends think I have a problem, it’s comfy though :)

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Two under my head, one behind my back, and one to cuddle full-frontal

Good luck!

I stopped sleeping with a pillow years ago, but I've been thinking of getting a body pillow for a while now. Feel like it'd be nice to cuddle with while I sleep