Which would you rather, have a pepsi or a glass of 1000$ red wine?

then hell no give me the bepsi

coke

If they are both free then I’ll take the wine cause why not. If I have to pay the Pepsi.

A glass of wine sounds pretty good right now. $1000 or not. I'd totally be down for a $10 bottle of tempranillo and chunk of cheese

Your wine is weak.

Pepno. To hell with your shitty enslaved grapes

*Hands you an ice cold can of beetus*

I can feel the pretentiousness oozing from this post

It's not even fortified!

pepsi. i've never understood wine snobs. to me, that shit tastes like ketchup and vinegar with everclear mixed in so you get frunk.

1945 mouton Rothschild would be a steal for $1000

Pepsi....easy decision. Pepsi has never given me a headache

That’s because you have the taste of a 6 year old American
Go back to your tendies with mayo niggah

i was a goth in my twenties, and i got to try just about every kind of alcohol known to man. chartreuse tastes like dishwashing liquid (Sorry, Poppy Z Brite, but it does). most beer tastes like the way piss smells. gin is for british pensioners, vodka is for russian credit card skimmers and ouzo is for greek rapists.

the best kind of booze is apple schnapps, because it doesn't taste of anything to the point where you can down half a bottle of it before you realise how drunk you are.

oh, and Polmos is the stuff they use to clean engines with. you can also run your lawnmower on it.

thoughts on capt morgan

Why do fags pretend to like sucking down rotten grapes? The only reason people drink alcohol is for the high.

I'm allergic to the sulfites in red wines.
>take red wine
>sell it
>literally profit

So you have no taste. You should prolly kys

Except you aren’t

If I'm not allergic to sulfites, then you're not a faggot, faggot.

I love when people defend shitty flavors. Obviously you forced yourself to drink it so often you're immune so who's really the dumbass? Like beer. How the fuck do people think that shit tastes good? "acquired taste" fuck outta here with your shitty fatty bread juice that takes 5 glasses to get a decent buzz.

/thread

does anyone want that dishwasher shit wine or are we going to open a nice can of pepsi?

This has to be bait

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Team wine here. Not gonna try hard and insult Cred Forumstards preferring the corn syrup but I just feel sad for all of them and their obvious lack of curiousity. Life won't ever bring you in front of a 1945 M.Rothschild but assuming it would, you'd be a sad individual to settle for the can of corn syrup instead.

ITT: sugar junkies vs wine snobs

Refreshing from the usual Libtards vs Magas

I'm not sure it isn't the same......

why not have both? mix them together.

Make it $12 port rather than red wine and I'd sip it like a fat butler in a pantry

Well, you are somewhat correct. They say the brain enjoys the effect of these beverages so much that it learns to accept the flavors as good. IMHO it tastes great. I love both beer and wine and will get it over cola any day.

The wine, It's healthier.

That's kind of....I know people who drink NA beer only. The fact that NA beer is a significant market segment says something

I've had pepsi before.
I'd take the wine out of curiosity.

Really? Thats strange. Most tests I've read usually trashes non alcoholic beer.

Pepsi, wine tastes like piss

the pepsi. i don't drink alcohol.

As a Belgian, I feel microagressed by NA beer.

Sign me up for Pepsi. I do not drink any alcohol anymore.

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Water

>schnapps
My man

This. I once drank boxwine at a party and had a terrible headache and hangover afterwards, this wasn't even the day after yet. It's so nasty and drys you out. I will take a nice cold, refreshing, and tasty Pepsi over wine anyday.

i always thought chartreuse would be like jaggermeister, just reading about how it was made but i have no idea what either is like i just imagine the flavors from the ingredients.

it would be a shame to serve me wine rare enough to cost $1000. i barely drink the stuff, and i wouldn't notice what makes it so special

pepsi's fine. save the wine for someone who'd really appreciate it.

Neither,
but I would take the wine and sell it

I don't get it since most NA beer is trashy adjunct lager but at the same time I know people who legit like shitty adjunct larger like bud or Coors.
I'll take pic related instead. Thanks

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ARRRGHHH IM COOMING AHHHHHHH!!!

The 1000$ glass of wine. Fuck the moral of the story

It's from fucking 1945. What about the passage of 75 years since that wine was bottled that leads you to believe in intentional scarcity for vintage wine?

Al Gore would wreck you.

>1945 mouton Rothschild would be a steal for $1000
>glass

He forgot wine is consumed unlike diamonds

>Take $1000 wine
>Sell for $700
>Buy $700 worth of tasty Bepis