Dubs decides. If it’s not something realistic(ie “nigger”) I’m not sending it

new phone who dis?

She didn’t reply yet...

know who to message so I just am messaging you all. Second of all, this Saturday (Jan 25th), I had a problem with Jordan. She wanted me to run her salad, and there was hot food to run instead, so I calmly told her I couldn't and jokingly told her to run her own salads. Later, Ann asked me if I had said "run your own damn food" to Jordan (I assume that's what she said I said), so I explained that it was a joke and my exact words were "why don't you run your own salad?" I do not recall using colorful language at that time. Later, and I don't remember exactly what provoked this because I was pretty upset about it, she called me a f****t in front of guests (it was close to the front, by 131 and 132). The reason I did not say something that night is because I was extremely shaken since I am gay and I don't like that word AT ALL, and was already on the verge of tears and did not want to break down crying at work. I figured I'd send a message out after I got off work, which I am doing.

Nigger

I'm excited to find out the situation behind all this

Look, we have like 4 years before massive worldwide war and famine and I'd rather not spend it with a faggot.

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Im really tired of you not being honest with me

I farted.

U have the wrong number bro

I made a boom-boom. So, I'm all smelly now.

Your feelings are hurt? Do you have any idea what you've done to me? I mean you acting like you're the victim just pisses me off

Should I say something like “you’ve been distant”?

Holy fuck yessss again!!!

My butthole be all like"pffffftt", yo.

Look, if you seriously want closure, show me that sexy body one more time and I'll come over. I'm not joking. I've dealt with this relationship for too long and I loved you and your body, but it just died out. Send me one full body nude so I can see it again and I'll come over and we'll wrap it all up. Otherwise, I'm never coming back. It's just what I've done to keep myself sane. Take it or leave it, sorry.

I want you to give my little butt a nice slap.

rr

>we was

>do nothing

>fr

This girl is a meme

Smell my farts plz.

I wish I would've thought of that

reroll

Cock-a-doodle-do, girlfriend!

rerererolleroni

rr
duh

rrr

Reroll

I'm a little ol' stinkerbutt.

Confirmed black

Winner!

reroll, but op still hasnt posted other dubs

Rolli polli

Why the fuck are you idiots assuming this is a girl

this

>this
it’s probably a dude, in the real work most of the time it’s the chicks that do the blocking cause guys don’t give a shit and will leave the door open for a fuck

Im so sorry, i think we should get married. Are you into diapers? Ive held it in long enough.. I want to get weird with you baby. I love you

I was the one who rolled the dubs before this, I'd rather have that than mine tbh

OPs not here anymore.

Wait what? I thought it was obvioulsy a guy

smh my head, not having the battery as a percentage

If you dindu nuffin send me that ape pussy pic right now bb

OP. Fucking post something.

...

My bad I was at work. I wanna say something like “you’ve been growing distant... the love wasn’t there anymore.... my friends have been telling me you were no good and now I’ve witnessed it...ect ...” But I need someone to word it better

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just send a stone monument or some shit

Here is an update

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You missed this one.

post something you nigger

Confirmed woman

"Why don't you go fuck around with Jamal!? I know you two have been talking or months now."

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Y’all gone fuck the convo up. Post something I can actually send her

No, it's the heroin.

Ya forgot this devils trip op

Look girl, she might be messing with my head, but no one can rock my body like you do. Imma come over later, but remind me what I'm missing rn...lemme see that fine body one more time

You have no idea. I just, I'm just so confused. Can you show me your body so I can relieve some stress so I can come over there and give you closure with a clear head.

...

No it's just that. Well my feelings for you never really died down and I want to be with you. Since I've known you my life has been better, so please. I love you, so love me back?

Well, you just made this less fun.

I just want to fucking be with you. Ever since the beginning of this whole thing. I love you

Eventually we can send bullshit, but not now lol

Ask what you did

Holy fuck again!? This is the third fucking time

I’m driving right now give me like 15 minutes I’ll send it then

Alright OP will do. God speed man, god speed

When I come over there I want you on your knees.

>driving and posting on Cred Forums
>can't text rando she boon back
stop being a faggot and send it.

Nigger

Knigge I’m talking into my phone I’m not actually typing

Freiherr Adolph Franz Friedrich Ludwig Knigge was a German writer, Freemason, and a leading member of the Order of the Illuminati.

I'm sure voice detection knows all about him

he is famous for his writing on etiquette

"I want to see you as vulnerable as I feel. Are you willing to bare yourself for me, to prove you're being real and honest right now?"

German?

The work is more of a sociological and philosophical treatise on the basis of human relations than a how-to guide on etiquette, but the German word “Knigge” has come to mean “good manners” or books on etiquette. -Wikipedia

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>Share number faggot

Send Nudes

This thread is boring.

Disgusting normies.

winrar "send nudes"

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1756828187

Send her this

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Hol' up.

ios saves images as IMG_XXXX.png/jpg

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Lmao reroll just to see reaction

just spam this pic

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re

Nah it doesn’t I have iPhone can confirm that’s the correct coding

Also reroll

yes but some of his stuff actually is pretty hands on in nature

Reroll

Send noodles

I think I fucked it up by asking “what bitch” but we’ll See

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Send noodlerinos

sorry, wdym?

why? do you think she thinks you were calling her a bitch?

Yep

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Because maybe dude has a new girl. How wouldn’t I know my new girlfriend

Imma ask her to FaceTime me

guessing this girl OP is texting and dude were friends. Dude got a new fuckgirl and blocked this girl randomly. Now girl is upset she lost her friend because of new fuckgirl.

She didn’t pick up the FaceTime. That was fun while it lasted

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I’ll make a new thread where I text my tinder matches

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Yeah its all good. Dude is a pussy for letting his new girlfriend make him block all his old friends that are girls. Pussy whipped little faggot cant stand up for himself.

Now is the time to wheel you dumb fucking faggot.. wounded bird need sick... same area code?!?!?! LETS GET IT

say sth like,
"I thought you were my ex. She's been tryin' to get me back, but she did me dirty..
I don't have time for that kinda disrespect; sounds like you don't either"

Obviously you don't get much... kuz you'd know this is classic crazy bitch movement: every number blocked in my phone, is a crazy bitch who eventually resorts to nonstop 3am phone calls and paragraph texts

911 was an inside job

It’s fucked up that my social skills are so bad I have to come Here to know what to say lol.

Should I ask her what her situation is? And if so can you word it for me lol

"So you're not my ex-Sam?"
"Why did you ask me all that stuff then?"

Hello female member of the human race. I desire for you to explain your current predicament in great detail to yours truly.

Sincerely yours, Anonymous

update request

Ova wit
Imma make a new thread where we text my tinder matches.

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Wait

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why are you a negress magnet

You don’t see Kayla and Leah there??

Those are the exact kind of ghetto (white) trash I avoid.
And I fuck black chicks regularly.

fucking zoophile

Lol

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basically trans-negresses

Yeah... it's women like that, I'd much rather fuck cute black girls that take care of themselves.

Yeah, okay faggot, enjoy your insults while I fuck whatever race of woman I want.

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Damm she's hot

>implying you've ever had sex.

Most of the girls I meet in the book store are.
You won't find a lot of fat girls out walking around, especially in the heat.

I mean, what do you want me to tell you?
Last count was a dozen+ before marriage, now at least 2 dozen. Equal distribution of type, quality, and ethnicity.

Roleplaying is cringe. Stop it.

Well.. "I was thinking we could both solve the problem lol.. you wanna go out with me sometime, mb next weekend?"

I dunno, I'm out of practice and a just coming off a depression, so my game is off, but 276 tinder matches and more tindates than I care to recollect can't be too bad... I usually go for crazy tatted chicks though, who are lowkey all weab and gamer

>Roleplaying is cringe. Stop it.
Well now I'm enjoying, that my basic and typical love life is causing you to cringe.
How sad is that for you? I'm in my mid 30s and my numbers are relatively low.
How fucking immature and repulsive are you, to think that's some sort of fucking fantasy!
Holy shit dude.

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This is why you have no game, have some confidence mate... the fact that you are replying right away was probably red flag #1 you weren't her man... girls love that feeling even though they hate it.. duck even I do with a girl I really like; but when that phone blinks, everything is at ease... though I would never admit it