Waifu armpit juice
Waifu armpit juice
Thomas Ramirez
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Robert Ortiz
Jonathan Smith
Andrew Allen
>no rules
Adam Garcia
Levi Sullivan
that's Rory's job
Luke Turner
I don't see any armpits user
Adrian Reyes
Jackson Sullivan
Matthew Cox
Naughty.
Colton Perez
Yeah only was a joke. Then again, stuff gets here quick anyhow. Thus is the power of the 777F. Or, more likely, the interstate system.
Most people know the rules, I suppose.
Rori user is the only one who posts the rules tbh
Hello again
Ayden Howard
cute peek
Juan Reed
not really
Brayden Smith
Waifu
Jaxson Evans
Those who scale the pinnacles of glory have the furthest to plunge into the abyss.
Jacob Parker
nice trips
and hello
cute long sleeves
Grayson Diaz
Jonathan Roberts
Yes, bring a fag in vrchat fuckin rules
Wyatt Rogers
My toe has a cyst
Ryder Richardson
is that some velvet I see
Ethan Ward
Sounds painful
Asher Williams
I'll get the saw
Gabriel Robinson
just kick a wall and pop it
Jeremiah Perry
Its certainly annoying
Grayson Sullivan
Brayden Lopez
I didn't even notice the trips. Thanks!
What's the haps?
Is it painful?
Tbh
Ethan Martin
James Watson
Aye
Elijah King
coffee time
Leo Allen
long time
Angel Richardson
Aye. I'm drunk
Juan Morales
Not really
Nah, I pulled it apart
No need
Tyler Foster
stay safe, bun
Leo Cook
Robert Phillips
Safe isnt my middle name
Jace Mitchell
lick it
Sebastian Morgan
Hudson Moore
I'm sorry.
Adrian Morales
ketchub cute
Angel Taylor
I am surrounded by people and it feels oddly lonely.
Brody Hill
Them some titties
Tyler Jones
Kill everyone
Cameron Campbell
nice
that would be tomo poster
Daniel Baker
It'd ve rude to murder all of threm.
Henry Moore
No mercy
Nathaniel Richardson
told you so
my deliveries are never that far, how long does it take?
Jayden Taylor
I don't have the tools for the deed.
You should've been drinking with me..
Traitor...
Anthony Gonzalez
just so you could murder me along with the others? pass
Justin Brown
He's not Sono.
John Rivera
Wtf is armpit juice?
James Roberts
You're being mean...
David Miller
its something very funny did you not know how funny it was because its actually meaning armpit sweat, see how they changed the name to a more consumable and appealing name instead of sweat, to imply armpit juice, actually is sweat haha i drink armpit sweat lol :) get it friend?
Easton Watson
Tyler Harris
very nice elf ears
Sebastian Moore
shut the fuck up
Caleb Hughes
Carson Ortiz
Benjamin Edwards
lewd
Justin James
I could go for a coffee right now. Iced.
I've had a few orders come from the Fayetteville center, actually. With USPS, some half a week up to a full week. It's whatever, for the most part. Most of my orders aren't this important to me lol
Jace Collins
referencing this sorry sorry
drinking the night away when
most of my orders take 4 days maximum. god bless amazon prime
whenever I order something I anxiously check the date everyday lol
Mason Cruz
bring me one
Adam Ward
Kaguya is mean.
Eli Morris
she can be mean yes. but I, the user, am very nice, trust in the user
you're not about to sad drunk on me, are you?
Ian Harris
No, I'll pull off the sadist drunk on you.
Since you're not even worth the sad drunk!
Fuhuhu~
Alexander Gomez
could go for a cute rn. lewd
Nolan Martin
sounds like fun, let's go drinking
James Gomez
My~
I knew you were a M all along but to this degree? So shameless.
Aaron Adams
I mean, my choice of waifu gave it away, didn't it
Jace Evans
Does anyone remember Jesus from Kik?
Sebastian Miller
Waifu threads are more successful at homo hook ups than grindr.
Luke Anderson
No.
Bentley Harris
shame
Cooper Mitchell
Grindr is for weed suppliers, dumbass.
You silly dumb dumb worthless retard.
Elijah Stewart
Imagine buying drugs from a faggot
Cameron Thomas
ump on suicide watch
Kayden Scott
Yhe world is spinning.
Lets spar.
Owen Perry
I anxiously check the tracking and mailbox everyday ngl
I've got Amazon prime for another item I'm getting shipped but I bought the paste off of eBay lol
Any specifications?
Cute and lewd? I think I gotchu
Alexander Davis
no kicks and no low blows
that or pugil sticks
I see you're a normal human bean
idk if I'd ever trust eBay honestly, got scammed once I felt like the biggest retard on this earth
Logan Mitchell
It's like you don't even want me to choke you.
I'll be gentle! I promise.
Sebastian Adams
i said nothing about no wrestling, idiot retard stupid
Thomas Edwards
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
James Morgan
Go to bed child.
You ought to rest.
Landon Rivera
>at my parents
>2 Chinese families
>citizens
>get the luck envelopes for chinese new year
>cobb loaf
>loooooongneck
What a good afternoon
Absolute baka bakas
Ryder Sanders
Undeniably gay.
Christian Carter
too bad it's too late to buy alcohol
don't catch the coronavirus now, you're already dying
Jonathan Jackson
You gon die lole.
>no stash
Weak.
Owen Collins
Really drunk. What's up niggers
Jordan Watson
I don't drink as much as I used to, not my fault.
also can't be trusted with a stash full of alcohol
Angel Hill
Are you getting old senpai?
Fuhu~
Jeremiah Reyes
hazelnut
Blake Bailey
Its not too late here. Is only 5pm
Unlikely, they havent been to China recently
You the nigger
John Brown
I'm only 22. legal age to drink is 18
>but started at 16
aren't you older than me also, I left as a private and you're what, a sgt?
~~~
god I wish I were in a burning nation. it's 1am here and convenience stores stop selling at 11PM.
I could always go to a bar and chug down a few shots for the hell of it, but don't feel like walking in the cold
Gabriel Johnson
I've never had a problem with scammers, but that's probably because I only buy from sellers with considerably high ratings. Or top rated plus.
Enjoy your 2019-nCoV weh
Elijah Collins
I'll nigger your anus
Justin Foster
yeah, I bought the cheapest I could without checking the ratings
Thomas Stewart
Gabriel Ward
I'm younger~
>sgt
I wish.
Connor Cooper
Sebastian Peterson
huh, so you're what, 20? you're like a baby :^)
rank, ID number and social security number pl0x
Michael Morales
thats all waifu is
Chase Rivera
Gullible senpai
Old af senpai
Oliver Scott
are you alright? thats a lot of those
Luke Baker
why didn't you join us when we played tark, кoхaй
bad news! I'm down to 1.8 mil
Isaiah Morgan
You also want a pic of me on nothing but a combat harness, don't ya?
Hush you greenhorn.
Jackson Anderson
I'm fine!
Can't I show affection to those I consider dear??
Nicholas Garcia
Feelsbadman. Happens to the best I guess
Sup Sachiko user
Isaac Morgan
if you put censor bars and a paper bag over your face, sure
~
did I get the age right?
happens to the inexperienced, was new to online stores. my feeble mind thought every seller were reliable
Isaac Rogers
I was too tired.
>Wallet hit 50k again yesterday
Here's to hoping I get that gear set back or I'll have to start using shotguns with slugs to make rubles. Now that I think about it though, that sounds kinda fun.
>You also want a pic of me on nothing but a combat harness, don't ya?
So you two are 'battle buddies now' huh? I saw it coming.
Tyler Jackson
Scav run Reserve. Shit is cash money
Jace Jones
>Shotgun eco rounds
You should be familiar with those by now right? CSGO might just pay off
David Miller
it's fine, i'm just dumb and don't understand it.
Jeremiah Howard
>armpit juice
God. Please don’t call it that.
Ayden White
tfw will never raid with кoхaй ever again
modded toz with slugs or gtfo
but ew scav gear, I never get lucky with them, always have some shitty grach or the new VPO sniper with them lately
my budget loadout isn't that expensive to begin with, I make do with SKS or mosin when I do loot runs. too much pride to go out as a pistolling unless it's a full auto one
Tyler Kelly
Should I spell it out?
I enjoy your c o m p a n y
Nine!
James Powell
I think really I'm just too paranoid with my money. Depending on the item, though, sometimes your only choice is to use a sketchy seller. What were you trying to buy?
>Battle Buddies
Military and especially combat is a surefire way to develop a sense of camaraderie, that's for sure.
Is this some Tarkov language I don't understand yet?
Aiden Morris
>if i illustrate it so nobody can make shit out up close, observers will save me a lot of creative brainwork by using their own imaginations!
Christopher Morales
Jealous much?
You wish.
Jace Morris
My best guess would be 'the sky', sugar. I'm doing alright myself. Trying to figure out what I want to listen to while I finish my tea. How are you tonight?
Shotguns never treated me well in counter strike, though. That meme about the nova being a rifle at long range and a BB-gun at point blank rings true. Deagle, Five-Seven or Scout is usually my best bet. Scavs don't drop those though. Just gotta get the drop on someone and hope the slugs penetrate.
I'll probably be on tomorrow. I slept all day today is all.
>toz
gross
Better not drop the soap in those communal showers are you'll get a boost to morale if you're catchin' what i'm throwin'.
Mason Walker
honestly this
Carter Barnes
which is why I never visit eBay now. I was trying to buy an HDD when I built my first PC, got one but wasn't 1TB
on which? I was hoping you'd be offended
here's to hoping.
no u, is a god gun
Isaiah Morgan
ftfy
Isaiah Murphy
Not jealous, no. It just sounds like a decent setup for a gay porn scene. "K-Kaguya poster!~ Thank you for saving me from ISIS!~ How ever could I repay you?"
God gun? More like gay gun amirite xaxaxaxa
Some guy did kill half my squad on woods with a fuckin toz though. I chalk that more up to my friends being noobish that anything though.
Robert Sanchez
i appreciate it, i do nothing to warrant that though. i'm rarely talkative
Robert Morris
Yes.
You genuinely believed you could offend me that easily?
What a fool.
Genuinely adorable.
Nicholas Fisher
And?
I'm the one who gets to decice who I like.
And you are one of those.
William Ortiz
your friends got gayed on then, damn
they're also very inactive, spent like 20 mins camping a building with them today under one's leadership.
understandable have a nice night.
I forgot your job was getting shat on by your leadership, my bad I can't be as harsh as them.
fuck you.
thank you.
Christian Lewis
Best guess would be updog myself. What kind of tea? Wait, no. Let me guess. Earl Grey.
Hah, guess you could say spirits are high in Ram Ranch, eh?
Hey well you're in luck nowadays. You can get 1TB for $50 in some instances. Now SSD's, that's a different story.
Yeah, I had to crush the image a mite to let it fit on Cred Forums. Guess I went too far and didn't notice.
Logan Gomez
one of my HDDs on current machine stopped working entirely, might be time to upgrade to/ add some SSDs.
I do have one for my OS and Tarkov on it
too bad I'm on neetbux now
Jaxon Wilson
3 story dorms i'm assuming? Door watching is a favorite sport, yeah. I just need to acquire more map knowledge so I can start leading them to their deaths like an army of Lemmings.
Store brand peppermint.
>18 US MARINES IN BLACK FORD RAPTOR TRUCKS
David Moore
not even, reserve on white bishop. we only did reserve today
under your leadership TKing would be rampant. speaking of, I almost TKd someone today, luckily I don't have your aim and was on semi-auto
Noah Richardson
I wake!
And I wanna play tarkov too... but I’m scared I won’t be good at it :(
I love watching it though.
Hudson Campbell
Good call. I've been needing an SSD so I can put Win10 and DayZ on it, specifically.
I've heard they fail pretty fast compared to HDDs, though, so keep your personal files on HDDs. With drive parity, of course.
>This has been your monthly data safety briefing.
Ah, yes. Nothing but the best. I would throw on the water myself but I'm away from my own home right now.
>HELICOPTERS LANDING
>RAM RANCH IS UNDER SIEGE
Ryan Butler
I'd only put my OS and games on them, less loading screens in general.
oh god, I REALLY don't miss safety briefings.
>okay troops, today we'll have a powerpoint on the dangers of driving and drinking
>an hour and a half long
during the holidays there was a full day dedicated to safety briefs, if there is a hell then I was in it
Parker Clark
>under your leadership TKing would be rampant.
I somehow don't doubt that. When we played yesterday they all wanted to camp from the dome while I held the ground floor. I don't mind camping in small doses but if I have to stare at another hallway I might just lose it.
Good morning. No one is good at tarkov. The good players are just not as bad as everyone else.
>UNDER LOCKDOWN
>US MARINES ARE GONNA FUCK RAM RANCH COWBOY BUTTS
How was your day today, by the way?
Jason Russell
but hey, at least TKing isn't boring compared to camping.
like, I understanding camping a bit when in a firefight, but why the hell do we need to camp for 20 mins when we haven't seen a single enemy yet? it drives me nuts
tfw being made fun
Brandon Morgan
I just imagine finding some gud gear and stuff
and then getting sniped out of some bush and lose it all :<
The aspect that you can loose your stuff is kinda cool and keeps it interesting but I’m probably gonna die all the time so I’m pretty sure I won’t have a gud time with it...
Noah Jones
Just run the Five Seven with a Trijicon RMR and be a superchad :^)
Or be those shitters with micro rigs, Kedrs, and 30 round mags with pso gzh who try to farm Killa all day
Yes
AP20 slugs are your best bet for pen
Zachary Thomas
but I like my actually good slav shit.
lowest I can stoop to is mosin/SKS with class 3 armoured rig
Charles Phillips
All this talk about Tarkov is making me really impatient for my PC repairs lol
I'd throw the slow-loading stuff on there. Not enough space for everything unless I get like 2TB or something. DayZ, Rust, Saurian, that sort of thing.
Hah, that reminds me of the Air Force briefing where they demonstrated Naruto running. The US military is a strange thing sometimes.
Pretty good. Cleared snow away from the fuel pumps, had some Arby's, played on my crippled PC.
Do anything neat today?
Jacob Robinson
I'm sure there'll be plenty of opportunities to let your dick swing tomorrow comrade. Gonna do some tweakin' with my VSS until I have enough roubles to afford decent ammo again. Unless I die with it. Then it's time for S L U G S
Happened to me countless times already. Your awareness and game sense will get better and then it'll happen less often. The risk is the main appeal for me. The ever looming possibility of losing it all in an all or nothing fight really gets me going.
Already been 1 shot through t4 by some kid using it. Papa Stalin will guide my shots to glory.
Daniel Young
I should press the refresh button more often.
Crippled PC? What's it's name, MOBO Swanson? I slept all day again today. My dreams weren't interesting either. I think I was driving my mom to go shopping or something? It made me a little sad after I woke up, for some reason. Do you work at a gas station or something?
Austin Ramirez
I sleep
maybe you'd be enthralled by it like I am, can't play other games now lol
that's the only briefing I wish I could attend. that looked incredibly funny to witness
I sleep now, have a good night pal
but I have less budget to do that now, although I do have an AVS and an M1 I need to use for tomorrow. honestly, SP-5/6 is more than enough for it. with the high RPM even if it doesn't pen on the first bullet, it'll shred the armour
I think I'll hop off thread for tonight. See you tomorrow
Jace Brown
mhmm.... I dunno :<
maybe try sometime
but for now imma do other stuff have fun
Josiah Turner
>but I have less budget to do that now
>1.8M
I have 20k in my wallet! Be less frugal smh.
Au revoir, rest well. The mandate of heaven will fill my coffers with loot soon enough.
You too, seeya.
Kevin Scott
F5 F5 F5 F5 F5
It's thermals are boned. It can only play Minecraft stably lol. I got some Arctic MX 4 some 1700 miles away and decreasing, though.
There's a gas station up front. It's for metal birds, though. Man, the Jet A pump deck was a doozy today. The snow was dense.
It looks very well polished. I'll probably watch some more gameplay before I spend the some $40, though.
That's true. From what I hear, the Air Force is full of some real Jokers. I wouldn't be surprised if it was just for gits and shiggles.
Good night.
Adam Hall
Been there before my friend. Used to play on a laptop with an ice pack from the fridge stuck under it and a full sized fan blasting on high blowing into the side. Ol' betty still let me play counter strike with 40fps. She was a good girl. Hit me up if you want to play minecraft with someone sometime. Do you have my discord?
So your work at a metal bird den, huh? Dreams of being a pilot someday or just trying to get a paycheck?
Lucas White
Back in the day my only way to play games was on an old gen 1 Xbox 360 that was always on the verge of red ringing. Played a lot of Burnout Paradise and Dishonored on that thing, lol. My first and current PC I got for free from some dudes mom. He was arrested in Kansas for drugs and his mom wanted to sell his place. It's treated me well, but his thermal paste application was less than perfect, suffice to say.
It's cream something, right? Don't got them digits, though.
It started as a dream for flying, but that's too lofty (heh) of a goal for me now. I'm content with watching people who've achieved that on the ground. The paycheck is a side effect.
Brandon Scott
Niggy please do your scav runs
Asher Ross
Whoops
Luis Myers
Well that's what everybody's chasing after in the end, ain't it? Contentment. Sad about that dude and his ma, hope she gave you a good deal on that computer though. My discord is Cream#7970.
Gonna go chase some Zs for now, but have a good night. Just hit me up whenever you wanna play anything, i'll respond if i'm awake and I see.
Andrew Bennett
I will, I will. I only dipped so low because I used the last of my money on armor and ammo. Maybe the winds of fate will give me another juiced out PMC kill. You should add me on discord too, it's in the post above.
Goodnight.
Austin Gonzalez
Sweeeeet
Luke Nguyen
Yeah. Once the survival stuff is out of the way, next on the human agenda is happiness. Honestly I'm forever grateful that that guy got jailed. That PC is considerably powerful. I got it for free, too, As long as I gave his mom the hard drives with the personal stuff on it.
Anyhow, I've blogposted about Kansas guy for long enough. Good night.
Nolan Smith
Funny how I rush past the images.
Andrew Murphy
I'm lying in bed, eating salmon, the occasional piece of feta with an olive and have some sweet pastry too :3
couldn't be more comfy
and yet- bored to death :<
nothing fun to watch....
Chase Kelly
>not using auto refresh
Xavier Phillips
Sent
Lucas Brooks
do people here draw
Elijah Harris
Welp I'm finna sleep. Night thread
>Not even using Cred Forums X
Nice dubs btw
I'm pretty sure Komi user said they draw once. Don't think they're here tonight, though.
Nathan Diaz
oh
just once :<
have gud slep and gud life!
William Nelson
Im sure you will nigger
I know you slep but
>not always having sommin to drink
Shame
Wat
Xavier Lee
I meant "they once talked about how they draw" lole
I sleep once more
Noah Martin
here
Daniel Bell
Q
Jayden Ramirez
where are you dear~
Logan Bailey
Camden Flores
Post singing
steer
Probably in uni or making a bomb again
David Collins
...
Alexander Kelly
no?
thx
Kayden Peterson
I am recreating a life sized tomo in vr
40%
bbl
Jeremiah Martinez
home it goes well!
Connor Jenkins
so what's the story behind the way he types and why does he keep talking about duke
Luis Cox
still queer
Jace Green
ekud
Matthew Edwards
nou
Xavier Miller
what happened to d*k*
Robert Harris
deer?
Their skittles probably gave them brain damage. Used to type relatively normal.
Ian Hernandez
nah
Ryder Watson
double you
Asher Cooper
nah
tomo
Nicholas Morris
he's still pretty cool though
Oliver Fisher
stratosphere.
Debatable
>r
Chase Moore
super nah.
Easton Moore
yeah
Sebastian Sullivan
elaborate
Ayden Jackson
dukew
Nathan Lee
hello dear~
Aaron Reyes
people still up?
Leo Morales
yes
Brody Evans
duwuke
Cameron Russell
nice. hows it hangin
Parker Reed
hard trynna c00m
Tyler Russell
(checked)
arent we all?
Kevin Moore
post butt
Gabriel Rogers
this thread is capped faggot
Levi Lewis
do it in next c00mer