Tell me something interesting about yourself!

>but it's unique!
What? A lot of people can whistle.

The mambo the mambo

I bet you fap to lolis...

Nigger I said I could whistle in a unique way

Don't be dumb

#5?

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One of the reason I'm glad to be living in Texas

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ah fuck, now I want one...

Married 4 years and counting Nope

Who you calling nigger, you dumb, cock-eater fag?

Im dumb, fat, lazy son of a bitch, that thinks about suicide like it will be the end of this hell.

>socal

Nigga I have better elotes than you

Well good for you I guess

It gets less weirder the older you get I suppose

You, you fucking shit-stain of a meaningless nothing

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Naw mate, Cali is full of fake mexis

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I'm sure you're not any of those. Anything in particular bothering you?

u fucking wot

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You want REAL elotes, come to Texas bb

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I've been there several times, it's shit

SHIIIIIIIIIIIT

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>It gets less weirder the older you get I suppose
More socially acceptable sure but we don't really care. We're very happy together

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I laugh at my own farts, whether I'm alone or not.

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> (You)
>
>I'm sure you're not any of those. Anything in particular bothering you?

Yeah, I don’t know what height of the building to choose in order to die for sure, and not become disabled ..

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>You, you fucking shit-stain of a meaningless nothing
Fuck off bitch, say that to my face, I dare you.

I mean I guess if she's okay with it... but still ew...

Why wouldn't you? Farts are OBVIOUSLY hilarious

Calm down user you're not going to be jumping off of any buildings

What's on your mind?

Sure, meet me at Staples Center in 2 weeks. We'll settle this like men

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>REAL elotes
>Texas
kek

just broke up with my 3 years GF today and i dont feel even sad about it, but i dont feel good either.

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Texas WAS Mexico, so yes REAL elotes

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She's gonna cheat on you when she's older, I guarantee it.

Lies

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I mean she was legal when I married her and I'm well liked by her family. It's atypical I'll give you that

Aww, what happened?

Truth. My mom lives in the Dallas area

That's better at least.

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Aight where in Dallas, gotta be in downtown in the streets for teh good shit

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Whatever helps you cope with your virginity

You think I'm stupid enough to say that?

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16 is not pedophilia

>Sure, meet me at Staples Center in 2 weeks. We'll settle this like men
2 weeks? Lets do it now!
>REAL elotes
Doubt.

Ephebophilia is just as bad retard

Oh, you live here? Sure thing bud.

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>
>
>Calm down user you're not going to be jumping off of any buildings
>
>What's on your mind?
>
In any case, I will do it when I get old. The family doesn't give a shit about me. I do not intend to start my own.

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Did you think I married her at 16 or something? She was 19

i dont have
fragile x syndrome
or
fetal alcohol syndrome

ive never stalked anyone ever in my life
ive never stolen things from other people
i have used other peoples food
but never actually stolen any durable goods etc
never been violent to anyone that wasnt (actual)legal work or sports
2015 i won my boxing federations 'best and fairest' award at speech night.
i have 100m fletching osrs xp on the dot but cant do kourend diaries easy
emma watson called me big bear :3 and stood me up on a date then ghosted me :(
my baby brother has diabetes type 1 at 15 years old when hes a soccer superstar that eats well and cycles. just doesnt make sense... :(

i suspect his pancreas was attacked via a satelite controlled from pine gap australia by an nsa agent named johnathon who has fragile x syndrome and is schizophrenically insane with psychosis and schizophrenically insane (i cant say it enough its infinite until hes murdered)

because of this mans existence usa is going to be irreversibly nuked. fort meade nsa headquarters is the target. the world including their own nation want it. its only a matter of time. hopefully pine gap too. australia deserves to be nuked on record. for sure.

im illuminati grand master (4th) one but it goes back way deeper to cro magnon atlantis i am the xy-xy-xy ascension bloodline, the god of humanity.

hopefully i have heir before im gone or there will have to be a retracing. im not sure where or to whom. honestly dont see that many options. its not just a genetic similarity but one actually capable.

the only thing thats close is a best mate i met from college

he invited me to his wedding in 2014 but i was too cheap to go because i was too busy resolved the usa problem which became one in 1913 dec 23 when thomas woodrow wilson - a man with fragile x syndrome himself, signed usd into existence backed by cartel. what a mistake. now its fragile x syndrome is entrenched genetically in the world and has corrupted the white race and the world.

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op can you check them?

A lot of my friends tell me that I'm really funny and that my comedic timing is perfect.

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Im saying the general area, not the exact address dummy

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You have to have a family to live? That shit is archaic and stupid

You didn't clarify so...

Dubs.... CHECKED

Do you believe them?

Yeah still not doing that

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It takes all my willpower every day to stay sane and not blow my brains out

Stop oversharing my dude. I used to talk to you and you talk too much.

Checked
I have a hard time believing it because I'm incapable of thinking positive things about myself.

i love you

>Oh, you live here? Sure thing bud.
It's settled then. Meet me in 1 hour.
ok pedoboy.

Suit yourself, I'm going to assume they're in the white boi part of Dallas

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we-ve been struggling in the relationship for about 5 months since she got a really stress job as a graphic designer, sex was awfull, she was always stressed out, and mad about something, and i couldn't do anything about it just listen, i took some work vacation but she could not come i ended up visiting my mom on my own and she called me a few hrs ago telling me it was over i didn't care about her and took her for granted blah blah, but i know she is wrong but never listen to me, and to tell the truth im tired of her.

after being homeless, i stabbed somebody and got off on an insanity plea

Now that's cool!

What's going on then?

I mean of the millions of people in Texas I think my mom's safe

Why?

Where? At Staples'? I'm way too drunk to drive to that lmao

They're not a boi (obviously) so...

Ouch. Well if you were tired of her then it should be no problem to move on huh?

Nice.

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I'm writing a book

What about?

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When I was younger my self-esteem was beaten into the ground and it never recovered. I can't even take compliments without deflecting.

Yeah that's not unique to you, friend. Do you have any kind of value system?

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Political/spy thriller. Near future where there's a cold war between cybernetically enhanced people and genetically enhanced

>I'm way too drunk to drive to that lmao
So? You afraid or what? Either you kill yourself driving here or I'll beat you to a pulp. A win-win if you ask me.

Ooohh, neat. Which has the advantage?

No, I'm not retarded

Why don't you come out to Thousand Oaks and we'll settle this on my street

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check out the second angel by phillip kerr

>Settle this on my street
Why the fuck did I stop talking to you. You're awkward af.

Cyborgs for sure, because most of the gene augmented people have been eliminated at the start of the book.
Will do!

>Why don't you come out to Thousand Oaks and we'll settle this on my street
And have people you know tell the police I beat a drunk fag in his own house? Nice try.

You enjoy that sort of thing? Well then boy am I the person for you buddy

Ooohhh. What kind of gene augments exist?

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Of course. But it's not like it means anything. I've quit caring about most things. Not even my boyfriend has been able to get me out of this and he's the best thing that ever happened to me.

Your standard Captain America type super powers but also super intelligence. The thing is, the gene augments need to eat way waayyyy more food to keep up their physiques and minds

I stubbed my toe while checking the mailbox

As a hobby, I'm compiling Anime vhs tape releases and converting them into digital files, to then be broadcasted in my lovable idea of a 24/7 pre-2002 Anime channel on the internet. No chat. It's like a stream of anime in the space of the internet that you jump in and live when you like, but it will alway go on. And I would like it to go on and amass more and more titles until it becomes something of a self-presenting archive.
>tldr I want anime to outlive us all and I think it will really whether I help it or not but I am actively having a hand in it now

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Your fantasy about being the big tough guy is cute~

Most? So there's something you still care about?

Aah, makes sense. The machines should obviously win then

Ouch. Are you okay?

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I'm the asshole who called you a dick. plz unblock. I will accept the ramifications.

Yeah. I care about him and my friends but I doubt myself when it comes to my friends a lot. I can't talk to them about anything. The last time I tried to, it became the depression olympics. Or them making fun of me.

Food suggestions?

Neat! What gave you the idea?

Where did I block you?

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>Your fantasy about being the big tough guy is cute~
Oh fine, you ask for it nigger. Give me your address and I'll be there in 30 mins.

>The machines should obviously win then
Except very few people are left in the cyborgs camps as well. In a straight fight a gene can easily defeat 4 or 5 cyborgs. However the cyborgs can easily replinish their numbers while the genes can't. Plus it's less physical fighting and more assassinations, corporate buyouts, and political maneuvering than all out war

I get turned on by unconventional things

>Or them making fun of me.

If they were you friends, they wouldn't be making fun of you.

2100 E Thousand Oaks Blvd.
Thousand Oaks, CA 91362

Ooohhh, neat! Finish the book and I'll read it for sure!

Such as?

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Would guro be considered unconventional for you?

I'm trying, my editor has said she really likes it so far! So I'm excited it'll be good.

My boyfriend keeps telling me that but I refuse to listen. I think I'm just incapable of letting go.

>I think I'm just incapable of letting go.
I think you can

Eh, niche but not unheard of.

It sounds like you've got a lot of good ideas, keep it up.

>I refuse to listen

So you're cognizant of it and just incredibly stubborn

So you're kinda your own worst nightmare there.

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Toonami Aftermath really, but I'd hate to adhere to a block's listed programming. I want to have so much content, obscure n cool animation (could even go past anime) but I love how anime looks in the vhs format, and I think I should preserve this era of anime history somehow.
There's a youtube channel doing the same essential thing which is p good, lotta good films like California Crisis

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I am a beekeeper

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Thank you for believing in me but I'm not so sure
Pretty much. Always have been.

bless you

really?

You blocked me on discord. I was that mamizou poster. I had to switch up my name for a few bullshit reasons.

Belief is all that matters. If you don't believe you can win you'll lose.

and i foster baby kittens who have lost there mother.

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It's a cool aesthetic for sure!

God damn it keep those monsters away from me I have a phobia of bees ;~;

Maybe don't be that way if you're aware of why it's not working for you.

Ah. Sure, I'll readd you.

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To what extent would you consider a guro fetish to be a bit abnormal?

yes this is my horizontal hive from 3 years ago its called bearding when the bees do this.

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I want a passable trap in shimakaze cosplay to pound my booty hole.

But bees are fren.

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Remember when we used to ban avatarfags instead of indulging them so they can feel special?

I'm too stubborn to try to change myself. Last time I did, I fucked up my life in a major way.

If true, then you are a real hero and I tip my hat to you.
>God damn it keep those monsters away from me I have a phobia of bees ;~;
Being this much of a fag.

I mean as long as it doesn't involve intentional harm then it's like... 7/10?

I know one, funnily enough.

GOD DAMN IT I HATE THOSE BUZZY FUCKERS

They have banned me. Perma'd me, several times even. I'm just that speshul~

So you changed yourself in the wrong way. Do it differently next time.

Phobias are by nature illogical, cuntrag

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>we
You didn't ban shit, faggot

Welcome to the new Cred Forums

>not the Cred Forums of 10 years ago where this happened just as often if not more

Oh you sweet summer child

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thanks you get kitten ,unlike beephobic OP

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I don't really want there to be a next time.
Also you seem familiar and I don't know why.

Qt

I DON'T DISLIKE BEES, OK. I JUST GET PANICKY WHEN THEY'RE AROUND ME ;~;

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REAL sweetcorn!? No way? Tell me about this magic!

You don't, but there should be

Maybe I have a similar personality to someone you know irl?

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10 being the most normal or abnormal?

Just kill yourself already, you worthless piece of shit. Unlike bees, nobody will give a shit when you're gone.

I made dmt in highschool a made tons of loot

Just bee yourself.

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Aww, so cute!

Most abnormal

Haha you wish I was that fragile, sweetie~

I've been here far longer than you and endured far more insults than your pea brain could ever come up with so kindly walk off of a cliff retard

Oh really? You all set up now then?

Images are not the same though. I actually really admire and like bee anatomy, just having them around irl is a no go

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I would assume that OP is unaffected by your candor.

I know there should be I'm just too reluctant. I hate change.
You remind me more of someone who used to post here a while ago.

oh i forgot i also raise not gay tree frogs because i can use pesticides to kill mosquitoes.

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BE THE BALL. RAH RAH RAH FIGHT THE POWER.

Who?

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i cant use pesticides because of the bees

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Even if you raise em hetero, the chemicals in the water might turn em gay

Keep your babies safe, #prayfornotgayfrogs

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Frogs can stay, they're cute and innocent. Post more cute frogs.

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So my taste in fap material is pretty high up there, I guess.

What are your thoughts on femdom?

no i only use rainwater.

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Femdom is aight, just can't lean too far into straight up abuse and whatnot

P U R E

What kind of frogs do you have?

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Mustard is the superior choice

>Haha you wish I was that fragile, sweetie~
>I've been here far longer than you and endured far more insults than your pea brain could ever come up with so kindly walk off of a cliff retard
Haha! Didn't you quit a thread a few months ago and then tried to start a new one but ran away to hide on "someone else thread" because you were scare of the trolls?

They're sooo cute

Maybe someday I will
I don't remember their name. I just remember their posting style. They used to post here in like 2012

Copes grey tree-frogs.
fw.ky.gov/Wildlife/Sound Files/Cope's Gray Tree Frog.mp3

>i also raise not gay tree frogs
I'm kind of confused right now...

Y'know, I used to hate mustard but it's grown on me. I approve.

I'm gonna need some context here buddy. Yeah some people have set bots to spam my thread and I've given up on them because I can't be bothered, and?

I'm rooting for ya. Alice maybe? As much as I dislike him, I'm kinda aping his style lmao

Where'd you get em?

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So I wouldn't be a complete sexual travesty, then?

If you threw in some scat then you would be

For now you're just... worrying

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>Yeah some people have set bots to spam my thread and I've given up on them because I can't be bothered, and?
Bots? one single "fuck off" is now a bot?

Nah. It's not Alice. He was obnoxious as fuck. I think their name was like Bern or something

my hobby is beekeeping and i foster kittens for a local shelter but i also raise not gay tree frogs because i cant use pesticides around the bees and the frogs eat mosquitoes.

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OK, gay or not, how does that work? You set them free to hunt mosquitoes or what?

No? Again, gonna need some context

Bern? Yeah, I started in his threads. Bern was cool, love the guy. He ended up leaving the internet forever because a guy he got high with posted a picture of his dick lmao

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Worrying as in I worry too much or that I'm worrying to other people?

You're worrying.

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lol, I got that. It's just the "not gay" part.

Makes sense.

hey fart queen #21326346 just an fyi theres an image limit of 150 per thread so make sure when u do these u got minimum 150 in ur folder xx love ya xx suck a hot one outa ya poop shoot and fix u after if thats where we gotta start xxxxxxx

Duly noted.

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The anime circle jerk threads?
I miss Bern. I remember when he claimed he was a chick and a bunch of pics were "leaked"

So something like that would be the point of no return, then?

Yep!

I have tons of his "leaked" pics saved. Kinda curious where he got them tbh

Probably.

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If you were there in the threads then you may remember me.
I'm Minami

Can we verify if that's true?

MINA!!!!!!!!! IT'S IAN!

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No you listen for the sounds of the tree-frogs on rainy days. There will be a shallow temporary pool of water where the sound is coming from. Get a big bucket and collect rain water tap water will kill them . go to where you heard the sound with a net and scoop up tadpoles or eggs. put them in a container with some of the rainwater and take them yo you're bucket. Just keep the bucket in the shade and the will get legs and climb out into the trees.

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That I'm Minami? Absolutely.
How do you want me to confirm it.
Yooooo. What's up Colbs?

use this link to identify frogs by there call.
fw.ky.gov/Wildlife/Pages/Kentucky-Frogs-and-Toads-by-Calling-Period.aspx

I missed you girl, how are you?

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I don't know. Just anything that proves you are, in fact, this Minami you mentioned.

With respect for your privacy, of course.

Oh I see. That's so cool, in fact, you may be the coolest guy I've seen on Cred Forums.

Fucking miserable, man. Hbu?
I'm not sure how you want me to, but if you're someone else I've met I can rattle off a bunch of familiar names.
Kon, Wish, Soto, Bern, Colbert, Pareidolia, Freeman, Karp. List goes on.

Why are you miserable? ;~; (feel free to answer on FB if it's uncomfortable)

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My life isn't going anywhere. I'm stuck in a state where I'm 500 miles away from people I care about. My health is declining pretty hard as well. It's a total shit show

Now that you mention it, there's not much in terms of irrefutable proof on this board, now is there?

How about just a timestamp with the word "Minami" and a smiley face written on it?

Why not? And what's going on health-wise?

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Yo piss off I've known Minami for years and it's here

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I just wanna be sure...

Out of nowhere I started getting really bad tension headaches, pains in the side where my gallbladder was removed, and my lymph nodes are swollen all the time.
I fail to see how this proves I'm me but I'll bite
Do you want something else too? Like a picture of a tattoo or something

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Nah, I'm okay with the smiley face.

Helped brighten my day.

Glad to hear it. Have another for the road.

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Have you been to the doctor?

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Nope. Can't afford it out here. I have to go back to Ohio just to get my stuff checked. Only place I'm covered.

Oh no. Will that work?

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Yeah but it's really expensive so we can only do it once a year. I keep telling my boyfriend that I want to move back to Ohio but nothing is being done to get me back. I'm stuck.

I can clap with one hand and I used to be able to snap my fingers with my pointer, middle, and ring finger.

Major Depressive disorder and anxiety. Hard to juggle that and a normal life.

;~;

We'll talk more elsewhere

Everyone can clap with one hand

I can only snap with my left hand, not my right. Shit's weird.

True. You have to keep trying tho!

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The weird thing is that it sounds like I'm snapping my fingers, but is just my fingers moving up and down. Like plucking a bass string.

Does it?

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I'm studying architecture and I have become a good drafter over the years. I recently finished the desing for a shoe store.

I'm becoming too unstable to keep this going

Thank you all for participating, love you all and have a wonderful rest of the night and beginning of your weeks~

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Fuck off.

I collect Optimus Primes. This is my latest that my wife got me for Christmas.

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Not OP but you just reminded me of my old Optimus Prime from the Michael Bay movies.

I was born 2lbs, I spent my first few months in the hospital with a feeding tube in my arm

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wtf, user how are u still alive

That's a pretty sick optimus prime
glad you made it, user

I don't know
Thanks, that's what keeps me going

my sister was born about that size and my mom had to buy clothes for dolls, did that kind of stuff happen with you

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Aspergers with a foot fetish

...

ya, they used tape to hold my diapers on and they went on the skin a bit and tore some off. I've been told I have a scar but I can't see it. I also and an oxygen tube in my mouth and I pulled it out and turned purple before a nurse put it back in.
I have some sort of destiny ahead of me I guess

damn, dude
god couldnt kill you while you were a baby. just think of how strong you are of a person now

I just wish I still had the feeding tube. I went from a runt to a 6"2' giant. I'm not as big around as my brothers but I could stand to lose a few pounds.
I do have some learning disability but I've learned to work through them.

i like bananas because they have no bones

>study business
>Have no interest in business
>Wan to study computer engineer
>Not qualified because I'm a business student