Does anybody else do the paper towel trick with a greasy ass pizza? or should I patent this shit?

I prefer using tissues, with aloe

If the underside of your pizza is greasy you eat shit pizza

we're talking pizza, not your fapping practices

after cut, boxed and delivered the grease seeps down in to the crevasices.

post your favorite pizzas thread

too late son, i just called my lawyers and patented it from your idea

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Does nobody like huge floppy foldable greasy thin crust pizza? nice and stringy? paper towel the grease if you like your pizza dry and crumbly like papa johns or something.

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Only on shit pizza, on good pizza only the edge of the cuts will be a bit saucy / cheesy, but there should be no great ammount of liquid fat

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>floppy foldable greasy thin crust pizza
so, NY style?
Like New Yorkers themseves
flaccid and greasy

no no no. gotta have a nice stiffness to chewiness ratio on the crust. excess grease is not a good thing. foldable can be good. stringy only if the cheese is some og fresh shit.

Nah, the grease is part of the taste.
Using a paper towel to absorb some grease is passable but it's not as tasty as a greasy pizza.

god damnit papa

you need to go die.

Because 4chin is stuck in 2010 mode when 2mb was plenty for most pasta

I didnt realize dave portnoy frequents b

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I am now a greasy little spit covered whore after eating that.

Fuckin christ, I order my pizza extra large, thin crust with extra cheese and extra pepperoni and enjoy it greasy, not dry. I would only dry it out if I was trying to lose weight or something. Ain't gunna hurt ya unless you're sitting on your ass all day letting it turn to fat.

Oh sheeeit
WE GONNA HAVE PIZZA DIAPERS NOW THAT LOOK LIKE JUMBO VERSIONS OF MEAT DIAPERS!!
KEKEKEKEK

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But its master piece..

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Pizza snob here, literally the only pizza I buy is Momma Cozzi's from Aldi every other pizza is shit unless you pay out the ass at a nice restaurant. They have a sale this week for deep dish pans so I crammed one of them in there added a ton of sauce and cheese and it was bliss.

Also try buttering underneath or just brush olive oil on it. If you are really picky buy good cheese in bulk and grate it yourself. I recommend North Country Cheese

Anyone who knows what food is does the paper towel trick. Bacon, French fries, it's not an exclusive thing to Za

you a New Yorker?
you flaccid and greasy?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=H2A1qYpp4HA

>sponging off the best part of the pizza
kill yourself

I've been on Cred Forums for 50 seconds and already the boy ain't right. Tell you hwat.

Floridian. I also enjoy home made garlic pizza dipped in butter. Ya'll fat as fuck and lazy or something? Let the grease just turn to fat? That's the problem.

>throw a towel
>kek what?
So you have a greasy towel you can’t
get the stains off, no thanks

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Papa doodoo is crap.. may as well eat the box it came in too.. amerifat processed, no skill, crap.

Oddly enough the chain in canada "Pizza Nova", holds it the fuck down.. ask for it well done and it looks/tastes better than most privately owned places in any country I've been

In fact "Pizzaville" this crust was better than most bistro pizza... but I haven't tried them in a while, so not sure of ingredients and technique

it just makes me feel gross. I'm actually skinny and fit and work all day long.

yes. something like that except less disgusting.

>Ya'll fat as fuck and lazy or something?
Southwest. nope, just avoid fatty McFat fat foods
Hike in the mountains more that you probably ever thought of.

What kind of fucking sperg would ever do this?

We also dab our pizza if there's an excessive amount of grease, it's not healthy.
I'm convinced you're a psychopath.

do you even have mountains in Florida?

Peppi pizza and beer give me wicked heartburn... that being said, I usually crush a large with ghost pepper and mayo dip lil... and most times I'll dress the pizza with extra olive oil drizzle and pepper flakes... glutton for punishment I suppose

Painful burps would be the only reason I'd reduce the oil.. though I haven't had a pizza since quitting alcohol.. so I'm probably good, regardless

Ain't gotta hike no mountains or even live near one to manage weight, so yeah, congrats at hiking more mountains than I even give a shit about.

I think you should avoid pizza altogether bud if the grease on the pizza is too much for you to handle.

Not being healthy is a myth.. I would crush pizzas when i was working out heavy... I looked like a chiseled Adonis. It's fat from meat and olive oil... as omnivores we used to devour whole animals... we didn't cook the fat off and eat it with cado.......

Lmao

>I was clean when I used it

you sound fat and out of shape

Sure, whatever gets you off.

that's a strong denial

Why would you have an inherently fatty topping like pepperoni if you are going to sponge up it's flavor? Why do people always call it grease when referring to pizza like it's a fucking Buick?

Different guy. He said Southwest. Are you the dumb?

>Are you the dumb?
can you write a coherent sentence?

ANYONE HERE LIKE TUNA FISH SANDWICHES?

Pizza is good for building mass as well as muscle. But just because you are low body fat doesn't mean that it's healthy to eat pizzas daily or large amounts of any food that is high in fat and grease. You can't see the inside of your body. The health of your veins, arteries, organs, organ fat. Yes you can have excess organ fat but still be skinny or ripped because you can't see organ fat. And you can't get rid of organ fat by losing weight. It has to be surgically removed if you have too much. Especially if it's to the point where it may cause health problems.

yeah, extra mayo

It's the only reasonable way to eat it, fag

Hello newfriend

Gtfo my b faggot

I would also like to add that whether you are into fitness or not. It's always best for your overall health to have a balanced diet with correctly proportioned meals. Eating too much of anything one thing is not good for your body. It doesn't matter if you're ripped or skinny. You can't see the inside of your body.

A person that has a little bit of extra body fat like 10 or 15 pounds but eats a balanced diet is healthier than a ripped person that eats fast food and pizza all the time. It's not all about looks but the inside of your body counts too.

YEAH ME TOO, I LIKE THAT SHIT WITH MAYO ON THE BREAD TOO, BOTH SIDES BRO, BOTH SIDES. PROVOLONY NON SMOKED CHEZ. GOTTA LOAD UP ON THE SPRING MIX LEAVES RATHER THAN STR8 LETTUCE. SOAK IT WITH SOME ITALIAN DRESSING, PARMA CHEZ, SEA SALT, GROUND PEPPER, AND A TOUCH OF THAT MAGIC DILL WEED.

HOLY FUCK IM SOAKED

mental marjo

southwest mountain hiking dude here
agree 100%
diet plus exercise >> appearance
but diet plus exercise usually == appearance

You are fucking retarded the obly thing that matters is calories. Thats it. That could be 5 slices of pizza or 5 bags of salad.

Read up once in awhile and stop believing what the commifornias pull out of their asses

grease is flavor, you uncultured swine.

could you restate that in standard English?

Yeah why did I read this in a Brooklyn accent..

turns out he/she is Floridian...

...lol shuttup weirdo... you're hating on someone for simply what they do in their life, that is of no consequence to you... hit the gym fatty, and stop steady sipping haterade

OOOooOo you fuckin got him

>confirmed the dumb

A cogent and well-reasoned response®

you posted in the sugar thread too.

faggot

Why are the ingredients just on top, and not under melted cheese?

Pleb

40% of the topping on one slice.
Does this pizza place do equal opportunity hiring?

Lmfao obviously.. you make it out like I was on some pizza diet.. I cover the whole pyramid when I'm gaining, and the level of exercise I rip would make the fattest of fatties ripped+an already fast metabolism.. if I am to make any gains, I have to eat like a starved lion

P.s eggs ain't dairy, fuck the pyramid

Just dab the top of the pizza with a paper towel.

Same guy still: when you are serious about health and fitness and have attuned your body to all the elements surrounding: you know when shot is fucked up inside, and when/how to adjust accordingly... once again, I didn't just sit there truckin' pizzas lol

..but yeah, for sure if you don't know what you're doing, follow guidelines of a proven system before trying to bulk via your own processes: the eating is just as much part of the sport as the lifting

How long until this sweaty coke fiend's day of reckoning comes lads? Can't wait til Papa takes out the trash

That's like saying malic acid is the same as sulfuric acid, you actual dingleberry

freschetta hawaiian is good. 5 bucks at walmart.