"That's $30 USD + the mandatory tip"

"That's $30 USD + the mandatory tip"

Well, user? do you tip him?

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I tip him -5 bucks

How can you not tip? His smirk is amazing.

Tip him in dubloons

*tips him $2 cash
Have a good rest of your night sir
*closes door

30$ for that ?
take 5 and fuck off

Punch him in the throat

Nope because he won't declare it and pay his share of taxes

Tipping economy is bad and I'm taking a stand

>+ the mandatory tip"
if you insist

**unzips**

tip on the card faggot.

Everyone should do everything they can to avoid taxes. That's the literal only upside to tipping

I'm not paying jack shit for an open pizza box.

I go pick that shit up myself. Fuck them.

right here

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It's not delivery, it's digiorno.

i give him a corroded dirty penny. fuck tipping

I give him a pamphlet for the nearest job core training center with highlighted trades that are in demand right now. Also i short him $3.

>smack his ass
>there's your tip baby

Taxes? So creepy government 100k earners can spy on you? And politicians can take your 25 years of combined tax income for another weekly yacht party? One.

Retard

What a cuck

I tip him $50 and then walk to my real house before he realizes i paid him in counterfit bills.