Random/wtf thread

random/wtf thread

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1.why is the dick in that shape
2.why is the foreskin pushed so far back

Cause.

the shaft has been taped to achieve semen retention in the anus. THUS achieving holy nirvana and subsequently ENLIGHTENMENT my sweet friend of the night.

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ah I see you too practice the art of penis origami

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Sounds like ur tryna break ur dick also painful its ment to cum out not in fuck

retaining the semen in the anus for full absorption

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Nvm im stupid i see it now, i thought he was tryna do that thing where u cum and monkey grip ur dick so it shoots back into ur sack i forget whats its called tho

Retrograde ejaculation

fuck nugget

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20 POUNDS OF PUSSY AND ASS

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All I can really say I s wtf

HOW CAN A WOMAN EVEN COMPETE?

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