You open the bathroom door and see me in this position under the stall, what would you have done?

Goddamn newfags.

Do a 720° and walk the dinosaur.

says the newfag

Fucking newfag lol

Kick in nuts faggot

Checked.

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Made my day

*sigh* unzips

i didnt think it was possible to be this new

Certainly not fuck you, that's for sure.

>put breast in asshole and pump
>shart brownie milk on my tits
>run fingers in it, lick fingers
>puke on cock

Whew lad. You have a lot to learn

thats hot

Destroy your boipussy. Then sit down in the dark and contemplate my life and why I am insane.

Put his penis in my but, and put mine in his.

>Boipussy
kys.

I'd kill myself

Put his penis in my butt, and put mine in his.

First yell "Dude! What the fuck?!" then kick you square in the rectum.

Walk in, do a 180°, and keep walking in.

Take a shit in his asshole. Luckily I brought my trusty buttfunnel.

Ohhhhh yeah

You do not have an axe.

I have an axe, why can't he?

Yeah man, we all have axes. What gives?

Suck his dick and lick his butthole, but in reverse order so that his dick tastes like ass.

You want next?

So you've come across this before.

Fist his ass and fill the belly with urine

Why? I mean, you could literally just walk out, no suicide needed.

do the same in the stall next to him

Lube or no lube?

Jack you off

Pull it away far back as I can and the release it so it hits the stall. Do this until either he or I cum.

Well, this is my first time here so...

How does one urinate whilst erect?