Brazilian cokehead philosophy teacher (HS) here. AMA

Thinking of going to grad school in order to become a high school teacher. Am I gonna need to start doing coke to make it in the world of teaching?

What faggot?

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I love my job. I don't regret anything: if it weren't for this job, I would probably be working at a walmart. Zoomers are retarded: imagine a brazilian zoomer... teaching for me is like being a rockstar or a dictator speaking without the good cocaine.

it is terrifying not to be able to even make the decision to die. it is your body; I support the right to do anything with your own body.

Best ism's to study?

Not at all, the majority of teachers are boring regular old people or SJW npcs potheads.

Yeah that’s why I hesitate. I owned a salon at one point in time which is fun and all but im 32 now so I’m over the industry and I have a bachelors in history. I can’t think of a more pragmatic use for it except to further it and succumb to the bureaucracy. Are you currently in Brazil?

Best books?

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Maus I And II

Yeah those are pretty good
Anything more eastern?

Never study on the bed, take a 10-minute break every 1 hour. Use physical books if possible. always keep in mind that it is a temporary and necessary suffering to achieve your goals.

huehuehue?

Reading Lolita in Tehran

Yes, in Brazil.
I don't know how it works where you live, but if there is any way you can try teaching some classes just to see what the experience is like, I recommend;

How does an addict become a teacher?

Do you just bullshit your way through?

Fucking kek

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Journey to the end of the night - Céline
On the heights of despair - Cioran
Meditations - Descartes
Notes from the underground - Dostoevsky
The myth of sisyphus - Camus
The collected poems of Álvaro de Campos - Fernando Pessoa;

Don´t teach high on coke or alcohol.
Be high-funcional addict with a young organism
Teach a subject that you love

How do teach your students?

Bullshit? Sometimes you can´t control yourself and ends up teaching while on hangover or directly after a binge...
everything you say with confidence, eloquence and gesticulation will be swallowed:
just require a writing activity as a rockstar or a populist and they will not question,

Don´t be a lazy boring teacher;
Show confidence, eloquence and gesticulation;
If you teach philosophy, fuck the powerpoint
Have enough knowledge of what you're talking about to be able to answer anything the nerds ask

Eyy just like my philosophy teacher
We wouldn't even finish the discussion before the period ended
He could go on and on

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Do feel like your your students successfully learn something?
Opinions on theology?

Yes, and that´s a good eristic convincing technique:
Never show insecurity, ignorance and lack of arguments in front of students, or they will treat you like another dumb scum loser.

Not a question, I have very little respect for this field to point I would I even consider it pseudoscience. But it frustrates me to no end the I have to consider this obnoxious subject seriously because it influenced history and politics to an extreme degree. Have a fun trip

Unfortunately, only a few students are really smart
and really learn the content. Most just memorize what is necessary just before the tests

philosophy and science are different fields of study. Science investigates material reality and is inductive. Philosophy investigates concepts, ideas, ethics, existential problems ... Philosophy has no claim to be a science. Science cannot deal with ethical, political, existential, metaphysical and aesthetic issues.

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