>be me >34yo wizard >finally start dating a girl >experience my first cuddle >experience my first makeout >experience my first blowjob >experience eating a pussy >can't have sex because couldn't get hard >went to doctor now have some pills that hopefully will work >going okay, we text a lot when not around eachother >now she has been cold all week, slow to respond, if at all I think I blew it. I can't decide if I'm glad I had the experience or not, I'm just waiting for the reply to my last text to be that she is done with me.
Anyone know this feel? Or have some advice on how to deal with the fallout feels?
If a girl is ONLY in it for the sex, and one experience alone is a dealbreaker for her, it's not worth it and not going to last anyway.
Mason Brown
At least you know your dick doesn't work now.
Brandon Robinson
Yeah, I think it is probably more than that though why she went cold. She's a normie and very pretty with lots of friends, and I'm a low energy loser with zero friends and I'm a virgin at 34. A lot of red flags. Only thing I have going for me is I'm well educated and wealthy.
That's true. I went to a urologist and I want to get to the bottom of it. My Testosterone results are normal, but there is a lot of other things it could be. Also mental, but, I also notice my dick doesn't get as hard easily as it used to just fapping.
Julian Jackson
Have you considered drinking bleach?
Carter Robinson
No, if I want to end it I'll just shoot myself in the head with a shotgun. I'm American so don't have to fuck with bleach or strategize too much.
Ryder Jackson
Bullet to head leaves a mess though. Don't you want to be pretty for your funeral?
Idk user, I'm a 33 year old wizard But tell me how did you get there? I find myself full of apathy everytime I get close to starting something... maybe I don't care enough.
Zachary Reyes
Stop jacking off, you prob give urself the death grip. Cool it for a couple days and reattempt
Jason Gonzalez
She pretty much pursued me, I went through with the dates... I have no idea. Once in a lifetime thing I think.
I don't fap much
Juan Lopez
Define much. You only do it once a week?
Jonathan Sanders
Yeah, once or twice, usually like Saturday and Sunday. Sometimes just Saturday. I'm pretty low energy, something is wrong with me. I'm going to the urologist now though, just got my Testosterone re-tested... we'll see. I can do noporn and nofap if needed, but, I feel like my quantities are so low now it wouldn't make a huge difference.
Ryan White
Change your diet, start exercising. You'll hate it at first but just create a mindset that it is 100 % necessary for survival. You'll feel amazing at the end of each workout.
Go to Dicks, buy a kettlebell, go to onnit.com and change your life
Joshua Adams
Nerves, man. Same happened to me the first three times I tried sex. Kinda funny when it actually happened, we were making out in a hot tub and I got hard, so I put it in while she was on my lap. Technically raped a girl to lose my virginity. She was cool with it though, although I learned that sex in water is shit.
Samuel Collins
You've really got to start cleaning up your diet and exercising then. I'll be 36 this year and I still wake up with a hard on when I don't fap for 3 days. You gotta start taking care of your health right now because it's all downhill from here and you don't want to be sliding down it as fast as you can.
Aaron Butler
What should I do? I'm not fat...
Hunter Foster
>onnit.com damn that shit is expensive! 120 a month for the total human thing!
Josiah Baker
Stop eating garbage and start eating plain food most of the time. Get yourself a power rack or a gym membership then read the sticky on /fit/. If you have a dog then make sure that you're walking it every day. That's what works for me.
Colton Russell
Nobody said get supplements from them. They have a separate page for free workouts and shit. Onnit academy
Mason Fisher
This
Brody Bell
I have a bad back so have to be careful with power racks and shit, but, I can get more exercise for sure.
Won't matter for women because a girl will never like me again, but, better for my general health
James Cruz
I kno OP! Do heroin and cheat on your wife with parish, or try to have a baby with her
Charles Thompson
You have a bad back because of your poor diet, lack of muscular structure, and sitting in a chair 24 hours a day
Christopher Foster
This reminds me of the first time a girl got naked for me. And how I wanted to kill myself just minutes later.
>Be me, 17, geek virgin >Slutty girl drags me to the bathroom of some bar to fuck. >Proceeds to blow me - FUCK YES FINALLY ITS HAPPENING >Gets naked and I see a pussy up close for the first time - I AM THE KING >Wait... >Oh shit, I have no idea what the hell I'm doing >Do I just imitate porn? Go slow or fast? What if she hates it? What if I mess up? >*Meanwhile* - dick starts going limp >WHAT NO >GET HARD YOU MOTHERFUCKER >Doesn't work >NOOOOOO >She tries blowing me again but we can both see my dick is fucking DEAD >Eventually tell her sorry but it's not gonna happen >I can't believe I fucked this up >Walk out of bar, beat the ever-loving shit out of a trash can, contemplate suicide
Never gotten so drunk in my entire life, literally no memory of what happened that night. Shit happens bro, especially the first time, Don't beat yourself up over it. Had sex with another girl soon after and we had fun.
Almost threw myself under the first car when walking out that bathroom though, not gonna lie lol.
Brandon Perry
Yep, that's the feeling. I thought maybe this girl would stick with me, she seemed to at the start, but... well, we'll see. I think it's 90% I get a text today that it is over though.
Lincoln Cook
This is some big cope
Why would anyone want to stick around if the person is sexually dysfunctional. It implies there are greater issues at hand and this person is unworthy. If I couldn't put my dick in a chick because her vag is a vice of doom I'd probably reevaluate getting into something deeper with her as well, pun intended
Henry Perez
A lot of women cum more from clit stimulation than PIV, so if she thought OP was working on it, a decent girl would give him a chance if he was otherwise cool.
Parker Jones
That's not true, a woman with choices (which they all have) would use this as a screening method and bail before she's too deep. That's how it works a vast majority of the time unless you find a wizard female counterpart. Most men wouldn't want to be with a girl where they can only eat her box and not fuck. I swear some of you are delusional.
Isaac Peterson
The point is don't worry about it. Once I fucked a girl so poorly she broke up with me the next day and I don't blame her at all lol. Shit was so cringe man... I never even told this to anyone out of pure shame. Vowed to never let this happen again. You know you fucked up a bit, that's why you're gonna be motivated to do better next time, nothing to cry over. You'll improve with practice though, just like anything else, no way around that.
Julian Ross
Inb4 he furiously beats his meat daily and gets worse ED..
Inb4 this is the actual cause of his ED
Adam Cooper
Everyone on this thread is actually retarded holy fuck. I can't believe I just realized you guys aren't memeing when you say you've never experienced a relationship.
Have you considered the fact that she ACTUALLY has a cold?? Even if she doesn't, maybe she just wants some space. That doesn't mean she wants or is even considering ending all of it. How autistic are you?
Christian Wright
but why though
think you're leaving out some details clearly
Brody Cook
This guy obviously can't read. Why do the illiterate ones always call everyone else stupid
Caleb Edwards
He's a wizard bro did u not read the OP
Parker Murphy
Because jacking off is equal to having sex with a person? We'd all be fucking sex magicians if that was the case.
Blake Roberts
Lmao this guy wins retard of the day. A coveted title
Colton Garcia
I'm saying jerking off to porn too much can lead to erectile dysfunction during normal sex. This wizard was going to misinterpret the other anons advice and practice lasting longer by jacking off, thus worsening is sexual ED. Jesus fucking christ reading comprehension people
Dylan Long
>wizard >no friends >quiet >wasn’t able to get it up for sex I donno man. I’m just a loser she just needed a bit of time to figure that out
Joshua Green
I jerk off like twice a week. I fap to pics usually.
Alexander Allen
stop all porn watching, and stop touching your dick. Go full monk for a month. Guaranteed your mind will be reset and your dick will be fine. Make sure you're getting awesome morning wood, if not then go to the doctor.
Gabriel Torres
Wizard here gg/3MC5H4
Landon Martin
Hit the gym OP, start taking zinc and you’ll be ready for pound town about a thousand percent more often. Even going just a couple times a week and you’ll feel amazing, it’s not about the gains its about the increased blood flow tbh
Mason Clark
Thanks. Always a balance since I don’t want to cum too quick but yeah...
Gavin Foster
How much zinc do you take?
Landon Sullivan
I was joking you fucking wizards I hate autists man. But I still love u guys we'll all b OK. Just take peepee pills fren
Oliver Thompson
I've got the peepee pills if she actually sticks with me, unlikely, otherwise going to make 2020 my year of health. So, even if this girl ghosts me, I'm going to use it to better myself.
