This is the only match I've gotten in a month. Please help me get laid by this Asian. DUBS DECIDE

This is the only match I've gotten in a month. Please help me get laid by this Asian. DUBS DECIDE

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hey

Good day, dear lady, are you interest in a mutual benifital exchange of body fluids

Send nudes

try asking a question like what is her favourite film

So are you Chinese or Japanese

You hope I'm not driving right now? That's funny I was going to say the same thing to you considering you're an asian woman

hi piggu

Do you like butter tarts

"Baby you look like you got a fat ass, you mind if I crawl inside it?"

hey baby did you fall down from heaven? cause I'd put U and I together.

I'm MEG-a interested in taking you out sometime! ^.^

That's not a message from her, that's some stupid crap the Tinder app tells you

Fucking retard

roll

Im am white

youtube.com/watch?v=fwvKOFNJvBs

Rollin for this

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roll

Roll

Chong Ching ching chong

Ask "What kind of Chinese are you?"

Pepperoni nips?

Re roll

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Nice

roll

"You look like my wife haha"

Herro

re-rollin

Guess i just never needed tinder to get laid,my bad.

Good line. Use this OP

Hell yea.

hey gurl, what yo pp smell like? ^.^ btw asians are super hot, i especially like how subservient and timid they are and i like hentai tentacle porn

do it OP

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i wiII make you my sIave in the afterIife

hey can i eat Your aSS

tell her you weren’t driving

Op here what do we do in the meantime

how about you post a screenshot

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why didnt you respond to me right away you fucking gook you think you're better than me?? you better fucking respond. anyways i think you're really cute and i hope to hear from you ^.^

Don't let the incels and pemavirg fuck this up, I recommend ignoring bad dubs
Gotta post trips though, just the nature of Cred Forums

Rigged from the start, kid
Also rolling for this

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We should meet up before you catch the coronavirus and die.

dubs have spoken

Jesus christ, she's fugly

Well, ring-a-ding-ding baby.

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You dun-goofed

Roll

I'm not saying that lol. Here's the other girl I matched with. What should I say?

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I've really lowered my standards and you look like you just barely make it, let me see your sideways vagina

Faggot OP cant play by the rules, fuck off and enjoy your hand

fuck you pussy

You're pretty hot for a guy, can you kiss me like my brother did?

Hey, I have autismal downs as well we should have kids

Do you like BBC?

Assuming I don’t have to get dubs again: “Well ring-a-ding-ding baby, look at you. Aren’t you a little angel.”

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How do you do my fine lady mayhaps we imbibe in a beverage this evening?

I'm a huge faggot please rape my face

...

yo girl you shit with that ass

Hey, I messaged an Asian chick before you

Do you like pegging?

lol

roll

DICKS

This

What are your thoughts on circumcision?

Nigger cock ass dick in my nigger hole

...

Hitler did nothing wrong

Fuck the police!

This is the least dubsy thread I've ever seen

Baba booey. Tata toothy

Roooolllllllll

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FUCK THE POLICE

Winner, fucking finally

How do you feel about the jews?

OP wont post? OP IS scared faggot

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Do you ever secretely wish the holocaust actually happened?

You're a legend

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Any responses from any of them?

Nope sad I know. Here's another match.

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I like your wig

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Lets go for a ride in my pussy wagon you fat bitch!!!

Charge your phone, faggot.

BLOOMBERG 2020

Let's get jiggy with it

You look like a tranny. It’s alright I’m into trannys with huge cocks. I really want you to put your dick in my ass so I can fart on it.

Want to have sexual intercourse, but not for the purposes of reproduction, if you know what I mean (which I'm sure you do!)?

Im hoping you end up with the Asian OP, best of luck on your quest

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Reroll

rolling for this

Thats shemale...

Reroll

I am OP on Cred Forums and I am probably hideous considering the matches are fucking awful

...

I am going to make you a bowl of eggs

Tinderling

Honk Honk I'm a duck!

R8

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Cyкa блят

Let's touch dicks

The picture is cringey, and you look mixed with nigger

Sorry :(

Hoooo boy! That's a gem

WINNAR

Hey, Kristen. How about I christen your face with my holy water?

Lose mustache

Op better deliver this time

Hehe
Post for blond

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SHittt

This thread makes my day better

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Sorry. I have autism. Please be patient.

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Sorry I didn’t mean the nigger part. I’m just trying to find someone to lick poop out of my asshole.

winrar

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These aren't going anywhere here's a number of some random guy who text me . what should I say

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Send this image

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send link to this thread

Come on OP, don't fail me now

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Rolling

Re roll

I get 2-3 matches a day on average, nothing crazy. But i used to get way less; updating your bio is really important, make it funny and make yourself seem like a manly man without coming off as a dick; this is hard to do but one thing you can say is you practice a sport like wrestling, soccer, football, rowing.... doesn’t matter just say something. If you don’t practice any sports then what are you doing with your life man

#MAGA2020

>protip, it'll make her wet

I like to rollerblade does that count?

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My man

Used to have a huge crush on her

Bump

Good job you have redeemed yourself op

Any updates OP

Rolling for this

Roll

Bump

Fucking waste of quads

nice fucking waste of quads

Kek

MEG-A gay

>hey do you use spotify?
>because I was just looking and didn't see you in the hottest singles

sploosh

kys

kek

I think this thread is dead as Kobe.

If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow the seeds?

Bump for update