This is the only match I've gotten in a month. Please help me get laid by this Asian. DUBS DECIDE
This is the only match I've gotten in a month. Please help me get laid by this Asian. DUBS DECIDE
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hey
Good day, dear lady, are you interest in a mutual benifital exchange of body fluids
Send nudes
try asking a question like what is her favourite film
So are you Chinese or Japanese
You hope I'm not driving right now? That's funny I was going to say the same thing to you considering you're an asian woman
hi piggu
Do you like butter tarts
"Baby you look like you got a fat ass, you mind if I crawl inside it?"
hey baby did you fall down from heaven? cause I'd put U and I together.
I'm MEG-a interested in taking you out sometime! ^.^
That's not a message from her, that's some stupid crap the Tinder app tells you
Fucking retard
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Im am white
Rollin for this
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Chong Ching ching chong
Ask "What kind of Chinese are you?"
Pepperoni nips?
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Nice
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"You look like my wife haha"
Herro
re-rollin
Guess i just never needed tinder to get laid,my bad.
Good line. Use this OP
Hell yea.
hey gurl, what yo pp smell like? ^.^ btw asians are super hot, i especially like how subservient and timid they are and i like hentai tentacle porn
do it OP
i wiII make you my sIave in the afterIife
hey can i eat Your aSS
tell her you weren’t driving
Op here what do we do in the meantime
how about you post a screenshot
why didnt you respond to me right away you fucking gook you think you're better than me?? you better fucking respond. anyways i think you're really cute and i hope to hear from you ^.^
Don't let the incels and pemavirg fuck this up, I recommend ignoring bad dubs
Gotta post trips though, just the nature of Cred Forums
Rigged from the start, kid
Also rolling for this
We should meet up before you catch the coronavirus and die.
dubs have spoken
Jesus christ, she's fugly
Well, ring-a-ding-ding baby.
You dun-goofed
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I'm not saying that lol. Here's the other girl I matched with. What should I say?
I've really lowered my standards and you look like you just barely make it, let me see your sideways vagina
Faggot OP cant play by the rules, fuck off and enjoy your hand
fuck you pussy
You're pretty hot for a guy, can you kiss me like my brother did?
Hey, I have autismal downs as well we should have kids
Do you like BBC?
Assuming I don’t have to get dubs again: “Well ring-a-ding-ding baby, look at you. Aren’t you a little angel.”
How do you do my fine lady mayhaps we imbibe in a beverage this evening?
I'm a huge faggot please rape my face
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yo girl you shit with that ass
Hey, I messaged an Asian chick before you
Do you like pegging?
lol
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DICKS
This
What are your thoughts on circumcision?
Nigger cock ass dick in my nigger hole
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Hitler did nothing wrong
Fuck the police!
This is the least dubsy thread I've ever seen
Baba booey. Tata toothy
Roooolllllllll
FUCK THE POLICE
Winner, fucking finally
How do you feel about the jews?
OP wont post? OP IS scared faggot
Do you ever secretely wish the holocaust actually happened?
You're a legend
Any responses from any of them?
Nope sad I know. Here's another match.
I like your wig
Lets go for a ride in my pussy wagon you fat bitch!!!
Charge your phone, faggot.
BLOOMBERG 2020
Let's get jiggy with it
You look like a tranny. It’s alright I’m into trannys with huge cocks. I really want you to put your dick in my ass so I can fart on it.
Want to have sexual intercourse, but not for the purposes of reproduction, if you know what I mean (which I'm sure you do!)?
Im hoping you end up with the Asian OP, best of luck on your quest
Reroll
rolling for this
Thats shemale...
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I am OP on Cred Forums and I am probably hideous considering the matches are fucking awful
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I am going to make you a bowl of eggs
Tinderling
Honk Honk I'm a duck!
R8
Cyкa блят
Let's touch dicks
The picture is cringey, and you look mixed with nigger
Sorry :(
Hoooo boy! That's a gem
WINNAR
Hey, Kristen. How about I christen your face with my holy water?
Lose mustache
Op better deliver this time
Hehe
Post for blond
SHittt
This thread makes my day better
Sorry. I have autism. Please be patient.
Sorry I didn’t mean the nigger part. I’m just trying to find someone to lick poop out of my asshole.
winrar
These aren't going anywhere here's a number of some random guy who text me . what should I say
Send this image
send link to this thread
Come on OP, don't fail me now
Rolling
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I get 2-3 matches a day on average, nothing crazy. But i used to get way less; updating your bio is really important, make it funny and make yourself seem like a manly man without coming off as a dick; this is hard to do but one thing you can say is you practice a sport like wrestling, soccer, football, rowing.... doesn’t matter just say something. If you don’t practice any sports then what are you doing with your life man
#MAGA2020
>protip, it'll make her wet
I like to rollerblade does that count?
My man
Used to have a huge crush on her
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Good job you have redeemed yourself op
Any updates OP
Rolling for this
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Fucking waste of quads
nice fucking waste of quads
Kek
MEG-A gay
>hey do you use spotify?
>because I was just looking and didn't see you in the hottest singles
sploosh
kys
kek
I think this thread is dead as Kobe.
If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow the seeds?
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