Where were you when Kobe Bryant dead?
>>Be me
>>Brother text
>>"Kobe Hekicopter crash boom, ded"
>>Noooooooo
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Where were you when Kobe Bryant dead?
>>Be me
>>Brother text
>>"Kobe Hekicopter crash boom, ded"
>>Noooooooo
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2020 is startinng off strong. Feels l 2017 all over again.
Is this another b prank
who is kobe bryant and why should i give a fuck
Rip
This is real, bros
F
I just looked too and its 100% true. Thats crazy
I just went to take a shit, and through the extractor vent, I can hear my neighbor crying on the toilet.
Why do people get so upset when someone they’ve never met dies?
It’s sad that he died, he had a family, and seems like a stand up guy, but what would make a random person not in his life cry about it?
He's not dead.Niggers always smell like that.
because niggerball is important to americans
who?
What in the blazes did you just fucking say about me, you little of little faith? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in horse riding, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on national banks, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in horseback warfare and I'm the top gang leader in the entire county. You are nothing to me but just another robbery target. I will rob you blind with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my God dang words. You think you can get away with saying that faithless drivel to me over the American Postal Service? Think again, pardner. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of petty criminals across the county and your horse tracks are being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, feller. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, pardner. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Van Der Linde Gang and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" letter was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking faithless tounge. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn fool. I will have my horse shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, pardner.
You have 10 SECONDS to name something dumber than travelling by aircraft.
>protip: you can't.
Who?
That’s what you get when your nickname is the chopper
some people have empathy
Choosing to live in the paranoid place you do?
Or, getting in a motor vehicle at all. You're dumber'n fuck.
USA education system
On Cred Forums apparently
That's one less nigger. Were there any other niggers on board? Awesome
At least he finally "Passed"
I wonder if people that are rich and famous enough can buy a fake their own death and go to a complete secret paradise where they can live in anonymity away from all the fame. Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley, Avicii, Kobe, Adolf Hitler etc.
I hate niggers but Kobe wasn’t a nigger for the most part.
Only one rape charge, which is good for a nigger.
F
Good 1 europoor
kobe be like
>''pass me the yoke"
yok'd
Aussie shitposting at its finest.
Hekicopter
>Kobe wasn’t a nigger for the most part
Agreed he was well spoken, in fact he spoke like 4 different languages. Raised in Europe by parents who actually gave a shit about him
ROFLCOPTER MEME ISNT DEAD
i lost hard
Kobe is no morbe
LMAO
Traveling by air is statistically much safer than by car, so by your logic, driving/riding in a car?
I had a good time with your mom
Wait what? What was he famous for?
poor helicopter
not passing the ball
a basketball american dead, nothing of value lost.
Who's this clown?
he didn't even flinch
So much edge. Go fly in a helicopter.
kobe was my favourite athlete growing up as a kid and i have immense respect for him as a man and a player, but i still found that joke funny
lighten up a bit, faggot
it's user, user.
welcome to Cred Forums newfag
CNN only eportingh five dead in helicopter crash
nothing about Kobe
I hate edgy whites.
nuclear sub
*reporting
Lol
Death to that rapist nigger.
shut the fuck up nigger
What was his connection to the Clintons tho?
I'm looking right at the area on Google Earth and I don't see any downed helicopters. Fake news!
never liked kobe anyway...
Why are you so angry ?
>CNN
There's your problem. Just wait, Trump will have had Russia kill Kobe.
>Where were you when Kobe was kill?
I was at home eating cum sandwich when Yuri called
"Basketball is kill"
No.
ABC News confirms
Google Earth isnt live is it
Had the pleasure of meeting Kobe Bryant at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny.
ESPN confirmed
helicopters are very convenient and very dangerous...
when you're a baller you ain't got time for LA traffic...
guess the risk outweighed the reward... while it lasted.
Now if we could just find a way to get all of them to fly in helicopters...
>>>
CBS and CNN now confirm
yes it is
the iranians did this. payback for general solami
That rapist can rot in hell
RIP
Never like him tbh but still... F
>She later admitted, after settlement, that she fabricated her story for a payday.
fapping in the shower to cody lane
Empathy is when you see someone yawn and you do it too by reflexes. Crying over death of a person you don't know irl is a stupidity
Come no dead Kobe memes yet? B you slacking
This just in: Flying monkeys can't.
nigga need sauce
>who is kobe bryant
bait
Always eerie when a famous person dies. Did everything they could to win over the world. Not to mention the bible verse about those who won over the world in exchange for their very soul. Sorta like when a pornstar dies. That same eerieness and coldness.....
He was a legendary athlete and an overall genuinely good person.
>she later admitted that she fabricated her story
...duration of submerged mission only limited by the needs of the squishy types on board? Yup, that's pretty dumb.
You
Afraid not.
He was a dirty nigger rapist you man but fucker
Where did you read that?
Yawning when someone else does has nothing to do with empathy.
Gr8b8m8
He was the Michael Jordan of basketball
It was iranian missilez.
S to spit? Nigger doing nigger thangs. Bought wife 5 million dollar ring. Forget why doe
kek
Eh I don’t mind commercial jets but personal helicopters/planes seem to be bad news for celebrities and athletes
Where were you when he was raping that girl?
We used to yell "kobe" when shooting a paper ball into the trashcan
Now we yell "kobe" when our helicopters malfunction :(
Fuck you making me laugh at this dark humor and shit!
Actually he wasn't.
Thanks for trying.
wouldn't that be michael jordan? he was always the guy that tried to be like mike... but never quite made it.
another trump hater bites the dust. the trump curse is fucking amazing.
It's like literally how they check the serial killers on empathy yawning near them you dummy
Fuck that shitface nigger
My sides......nigger
this is what happens when you have too much lube on your hands when you grab your joystick!
ABC is saying his four daughters were onboard
Maybe he's crying cuz you're his neighbor
shit b8 m8
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Oh no guys, did he praise allah before the end?
What's the sauce on this? Dont be a bitch
What? His nickname was "Black Mamba"
>>City of Calabasas with an Anti-Nigger SAM Launcher
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Another dead nigger, no value was lost
Kobe no pass away
Kobe never pass
>overpaid nigger dies
So?
Probably fantasizing about being that girl
She wasn't raped she was trying to black mail him after they hooked up and when he refused to play along she pressed rape charges against him and lost after she presented underwear as "evidence" that had sperm samples from multiple men (none of which raped her).
i was playing call of duty: black ops II nuketown
Literally who
nice feet
You're fucking retarded.
You
> I win
fucking kek
>nice feet
[Citation needed]
Trips, ftw. Furfag and footfag
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Completely misses the point. Millions die every day. It's sad. These people have family and friends. Some are just children -- babies even -- while others die under horrific conditions. But who cries about it? Only those who knew the dead. Someone dies every few minutes. Who's crying for them? Nobody except those who knew them. The whole world is aware of Kobe, but very few knew Kobe. So why cry for him, a person you don't know, any more than anyone else you don't know?
S
Should gave yelled through the vent that shaq was better.
>stand up guy
Dude guy ran around my state rapin' bitches.
Dude I’m gonna cry every time I jump shot an empty water bottle
Why God? Why???
OH SHIT.. is the helicopter OK?
Went into shower Kobe was alive. Came outta shower, he dead
The only person fabricating a story is you
letting illigal isis terrorists in to europe, oh and electing for Angela Merkel.
yeah euro fag here
Was Kobe the pilot?
>Playing GTA Online
>Doing some Special Crate missions
>I need to shoot down the Valkyrie helicopters for the crates
>I see I get a text but finish my mission first
>Read text and see my brothers react to Kobe dying
>Go on Twitter to find out more
>It's a helicopter crash
damn I'd lick her from toes to fingers and then i could die
I thought so at first, but then...
Kobe was such a nigger.
sitting with friends having a drink
damn
rip legend
He hated his dad.
I was taking a shit
F
Funny and true.
Where were you when they build a ladder to heaven?
reminds me of Drazen Petrovic, died in a Car Accident in the 90s.
Thats something the majority of people who use Cred Forums can easily relate to.
I relate
Holyshit I'm literally doing that right now. I just found out and naturally came straight here.
He did not talk to his dad for years.
>Kobe Bryant wins a posthumous Oscar for his role in Space Jam 2.
I just can see it coming.
reading a book called amusing ourselves to death
HIS 4 DAUGHTERS were inside helipopter
I am so glad that over achieving nigger died.
ask me how I know you're a tranny
False
They were home riding mah dick
Good
How do you know.
RIP
His wife so rich
TMZ says one daughter
Sauce?
Stupid
Shot down by a surface to air missle.
A NIGGER LESS
...FUCK YEAH
>hurr durr
Fuck some nigger that played basketball and fuck you too.
just one daughter was on board
twitter.com
TMZ reports:
It was a counter hit by Iran
who died 2017 ?
Rapist gone. He was past his prime anyway.
Both in the dick department and in basketball.
sauce?
kek
It's a photo from africa or something. only negroes around on the back/
Is that Koby?
Traveling by spacecraft
>kobe ded
YESS WE'RE IN THE BASED TIMELINE
Ralph's buying food
I bet you he was doing something stupid (niggerish) to cause the crash.
Rip Gigga nigga
I’ll have your fucking water
on fb scrolling through the posts
To bad. I wish they all were.
Those damn iranians
Fuck that rapist shitbag. I'm glad he is fucking dead. 23 years too late.
haven’t been on this site in months but decided to come back just to see what ppl were saying about kobe
Those dam niggers flying around.
same
praise kek
I dont watch nigger sports so i dont know who the fuck this nigger is LMAO
nice copy paste Ari
HOLY FUCKING SHIT.
Kobe's dead?! Goddamn! Dude, fuck airplanes and fuck helicopters!
He is a nigger, right? Why people care?
mfw i go to throw down the helicopter dunk but it clangs off the back of the rim
my friend reassures me: that was fire but you over-rotated. you have your head in the clouds, come down to terra firma my dude.
This really.
Q predicted this.
Witnessed.
No one cares about you. Fuck off asshole
Fucking my girlfriend relentlessly trying to get her to squirt, f cody tho.
RIFP NIGGER
lmao you son of a bitch
kek
some people get attached to sports teams and the communities built around them. kobe was responsible for a lot of good times for laker fans and a part of some big moments in basketball in general. some people might be sad that a guy who brought them joy died an untimely death.
he was one of the best players to ever play the game and will go down in history as such. RIP goat
GET
IN
HERE
Funny how ppl dont get this. Mourn for him, but dont act like he was your older bro or some shit
and...?
You're fucking dumb. Haha
wouldve liked to make that joke like 40 yrs from now instead
If you have talent then you matter more and your death matters more
need the fucking sauce right now
Kekd
>good night sweet prince
How?
who didnt
get ur dirty nigger fingers away from her u fucking nigger
Niggers don't belong in helikopters anyways, this was just god intervening out of disgust. Good riddance! HAHA Feels good man.
Edgelord
I didn't
its fake you stupid fucking nigger, how the hell has natural selection not ended your family tree by now?
What happened did his lips explode lol.
>her
err... that's a boy
Nigger probably blinged out the ship and didn't spend it on maintenance. Many such cases, so sad.
wiggers and chiggers with their caps on backwards all around the earth will be crying in to their cereal
Your kind of right, hes not the worst nigger I've ever seen. Isn't his wife and kids kids black? At least the nigger stayed mostly in his lane
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no u silly goose
Fuck...digits.
Okay. So you believe in bullshit conspiracies. You think it was Trump or maybe Clinton. Or Q sabotaged it to make his non-prediction come true.
You got pudding brains.
Maybe the helicopter crashed because the earth is flat and the pilot couldn't see the horizon.
I think David Bowie was the first celebrity death of 2017
She's a 1/4 black anyway.
That's why Bon Jovi won't get on a helicopter.
They took our niggers
>She
again: that's a faggot
bon jovi is a nigger?
Glad that nigger died. It’s sad his daughter had to bite it in that crash too, but fuck Kobe. Don’t forget he was a rapist, retards.
Nigger...wake up
You owe Denis Leary a buck
Well then that faggot is 1/4 black
The first 6 inches was consensual.
At least 1.6%
Was the helicopter filled up with other nigs?
That's a cute Photoshop.
Make one in crayon it'll be more convincing. You dolt.
>i dont have a dick u guise
He's gotta pay Bill Hicks' estate first. About 15 million. Half his net worth
Fresh memes.
oh...
Had to upstage Lebron after he passed him on the all time scoring list last night.
Too soon?
I've seen his dick. I was the maid in the trial. It was about 4.2 inches long. Barely tickled, but it broke my Hyman.
The goat betty white
damn
Still, he ended up raping someone.
Who fucking cares.
Too fake. That tweet never happened, Richard.
Prove it.
I wanna be I wanna be like mike
Its actually real
No idea who this is.
Not interested enough to look.
I feel a little safer though.
He's right you guys, I was Kobe's dick
I wonder if some part of his wife’s mind is like “500 mil aw yis hot diggity dog”
Bad memes.
Good memes.
Of course it is. Everyone has that little dark thought.
We lost a great rapist today fellas. A moment of silence for all the deserving sluts that won’t be ripped
Exactly. BUT You're so short. How you even typing on that keyboard little man?
What tweet? I don't see any tweet in that image.
The quote in blue was taken from a fake tweet, you knob. LMAO
Too soon?
niggggers
The united states is populated almost exclusively by negros so i wouldnt be surprised.
kek
Nah he had dirt on Hillary Clinton
try 12.3%
Finished working out after downing my daily nootropics to become a god tier Chad intellectual.
Now in the tub, washing my sweaty balls
Hardly. They're still a vast minority. Granted, there are still too many.
checked and keked
Lol fuck off with your empathy and dilate your neovagina you fucking fag
put me in the screencap
wheres the vid and pics of the dead bodies