Dubs decides my fate what do

Damn it that was gold

She's fat, don't bother

gets dubs

Where’s Coheed?

I would die happy if you sat on my face and suffocated me.

Coffee?

I may as well be an opabinia with my tiny trunk wigglin around in the Cambria(n)

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Do it

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just link this thread

"Also I only send messages that retards on the internet tell me too"

Reroll

Let me take you out to lunch at taco bell and I'll eat your ass for dinner

Reroll for both

You look like and angel that fell from heaven and I got so nervous to talk to you I went to Cred Forums for help and this is what happened

iosioyqiohoasoasioqw

roll

OP gib

think this counts as a win

Farty poo farty poo. I'm a little farty poo.

Are you not showing your body because you’re fat?
No fat chicks, Jews, blacks, spics or goat fuckers. Just sayin.

If you sit on my face, ill eat my way to your heart babe.

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Yes

show bebos and verginia
i gib 5 rupees

im gay

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Lemme squeeze out a poop, girl.

Fuck dating apps. They're all for females to stroke their ego to make themselves feel better about being whores

that's why you should use bumble

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Lmao perfect response

"Fuck you fatty."

still a better attempt then those eyebrows

Clearly you need a history lesson, that was pretty good. I can tutor you sometime.

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Kek wasn't expecting dubs just wanted to say fuck dating apps but hey

Send nudes!!!!! Pls I was trolling xDDDD :33

link threaD

Come over and I'll give you something else to stroke

Shits fake and gay

Does m'lady like chicky tendies?

Wtf dont say that

Rolling for link thread

so close. want to take an average and send her both of these??

This.

Link thread

Thus

Imma just chat her up until dubs- op

Sure

boards . Cred Forums . org/b/thread/819350871!!!

might as well, make it more normal and keep her around longer for more shit

Winner

Not linking unless quads

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UwU heckin gib vvvvvv many snakkos fren.

I think we both know you're here waiting for me to slurp on your puss puss

Hey, if you ever need a fart or two my butt is always happy to help.

Roll

The person you're talking to is posting this conversation on Cred Forums, he's letting other people choose what to text to you

Like talking to a fucking brick wall

So uhh now she's ignoring me kinda cuntish

“Oh yeah it’s toilet time”

What's your biggest kink? Trust me, I'm open to it

Roll

I’m like the titanic.
I go down and stay down.
But also everybody dies.
You can’t have it all.

Reroll

Rol

Tell her your credit score

Bruhhh

Everyone always underestimitates my fastness

wanna see me cum for you?

Do you kiss on the first date? Would you get fucked by a dog on the second?

thats a win

RIP OP

Fuck you for that

Forgot pic oops autistic

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finger my johnson mommy

Send your dick faggot

You forgot

Wanna hang out and watch veggie tales?

fat girl that eats attention

Nah I unmatched she was a bore

>Not linking unless quads
Fuck you limp faggot
Link thread bitch

Ask the next one about veggie tales bruh

Daily reminder that it's perfectly acceptable to have sex with your dog as long as:

1.) It's physically possible to have sex with the dog without causing physical injury, and you proceed without the intention of harm.

2.) The dog initiates every interaction, and every interaction ends immediately upon the dog's slightest expression of displeasure. (This counters the consensual imbalance of power between humans and dogs.)

3.) You don't incorporate any sexual abnormalities not typically observed in canine sexual behavior (i.e. BDSM, scat, breath play, etc)

4.) You don't coerce the dog into cooperation. (Coercion, in this instance, refers but isn't limited to (a) punishment or the threat of punishment, (b) reward or the promise of reward, and (c) manipulative tactics like the use of peanut butter.)

5.) You don't brute force the interaction with the animal.

6.) You don't involve anyone, human or otherwise, who doesn't express somehow that they actively want to be involved.

Faggot

Why are you such a fucking nigger, nigger? She was already captivated. We could farm some keks. But you just had to be a nigger.

Nice

That's gay, fuck off, we want this to last

Good win

what the fuck does "seem cute" mean? is she or isn't she?

This

i'd tie you up and make you call me daddy little piggie

In honor of Kobe's passing, Imma rape a bitch today.

LMAO winrar

Trips bro you gotta do it it’s the law

SHIT NIGGA THATS A WINRAR AND A HALF

where we at tho

shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet. do it OP, kill it