Wwyd?

That’s a shitty fake

kek

hahahah

sit on her face and force her to eat my ass

Play catch with her.

Is that pee/shit stains under her?

Try to find a way to make her mute too!

Bad shoop.

Hmm. I dont know, you stumped me. ..

As in we throw her back and forth to each other?

Moar?

Also raep
Obviously.

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I would help her with her everyday needs.. make sure she's happy and in return I fuck her everyday and I can sleep with other women.

Also, I think you left some fingers up by the nightstand

why are her tits so lop sided? look at the distance from the bottom of her boob to bottom of top.. her right boob is like 6 inches and her left boob is like 2

>Needs legs

To get the fuck out when im done cumming

slide my small only able to get halfway erect penis inside of until i cum in under 2 minuets and then cry or something idk

They're not, the bottom of her top is slanted

An armless, legless woman was laying on the beach, crying.
A man walks along and say "What are you crying about?"
The woman says "In my whole life, I've never been kissed."
So, the man kneels down and kisses her, then gets up and starts walking away.
Then she’s crying twice as hard.
So, the man comes back and asks “What are you crying about now?”
The woman says "I’m crying because in my whole life, I've never been fucked."
So, the man picks her up, tosses her into the ocean and says “WELL YOU’RE FUCKED NOW!”
~ Gilbert Gottfried

fuck it

The usual, fill her all the way with ice water using a bardex catheter. Vacuum pump her clit. Turn it into a pin cushion. Grind the tips of two needles together inside her clit.

>fake op is faggit

Laugh.