My wife is expecting to give birth to a baby boy within the next few hours. Waiting with my wife and we're pretty bored...

reroll

holden

Goobersmoocher

Valdemort

Frankfurter mustardbum

Cuntfish

Nigglet

Billy

The world needs this

Reroll

Reichführer SS

Megan

Trips

fag

bump

Willy Billy Gaylord

OP here.
I meant second trips decides middle name.

Reroll

Gay Baby

Justice

Willy bum bum

Roll for this

Mcniggie

Moltar

first name

Kobe

Nigg

Loli

Shitbutt

hogman

Oscar

Baby Yoda

You mean you're waiting with your mom. You know you aint got no girl, faggot. Don't lie.

He’s got to earn that name.

Abdul

Only if child is White.

Lucius Aurelian

Condom Fail

Goddamnit

Bump

Ha!

Fucking wasted

OP here. Wasted trips keep going for first name.

Kyle

Nathaniel

Really?

Jimmy

Reroll

nnigggggggggggggggggg

Thaddeus.

Rolling with Myles damn good nane.

Satanic trips.
He’sgottoearnthatname Jones

NiggerFaggot

MAXAFAGGIUM

Kenneth

nigger

> you wouldn't but I know that, but why are you such a faggot

Reroll

Skippy Dinglechalk

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MilliVanilli.

bitchass

Mclovin

Cameron

Shrek

buddy

Whopper

corona chan

niggerrr

Merika

L. Ron Hoyabembe

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Picklebuddy

Nuggets

Andrew

King Kong

Axel

Lars

Fortnite.

yessir

Snorf

Rolling for Brzęczyszczykiewicz

Name it FourChan

Mcchicken

Weedick

Heinrich

Richard

Canatun

Trollface

Farva

Wojack

Cthulhu

Angus

Wendel

Come on almost quads

GingerFaggot

Darkwing

Adolf

Gaylord

Anakin

Chewbacca

Vladimir

Yotsuba

Wolfgang

Triplebaby

Mistake

Garfield

lightning

Oswald

Jimmy

Bob

Spermleak

chad

Ginko

Octapussy

This

Comrade

Seamus

Jamal

Ivan

Harambe

Dicky

Sean

Shart

megatron

Dexter

Anakin Cringewalker

Lando

New Fag

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Donk

Dubs is close enough

Christopher

Diarrhoea poo-poo-head

Hitler

Stank

Brad

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Queef

Frankie

Faggot

Shaquanavius

Junk

Chad

omg do you hate your child?

Gina

Double fag

KuntaKintay

kobe

First Name

Digdug

Shit

Tatsumaki Senpukyaku

Chungus

Waste

Ashley
(Unisex)

Clit

So fucking close

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Dick

Harley

Vulva

Joe Swanson

Queer

aethelwold

Fungus

WINRAR

Omitted

wasted

YES

Jar-Jar

Winrar

GOT EM

Big

First name has been decided.

Because you can totally just pick whatever last name you feel like.

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Poor kid

Eye

OP here. Welp my son is ngmi. :(
Queer...?

Inigo Montoya

Hitler

Kek

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If I roll trips, you have to name your kid Kobe 'The Human Helicopter' Bryant

Yorick.
Was going to be my name if dad had his way.
Hard NO from mum.
My father is one of the few people that seems to not only enjoy Shakespeare, but really get it and love the characters.

Gaylord Dick

Asathreedollarbill

Pooplord

WINRAR!

...

NIGGER

Denton

Skeletor

Megafaggot

Well, if you are really gonna name your son after a name, some retards on Cred Forums have decided then i don't think he was gonna make it anyways.
Btw, second name femboy

Negro

Poopeater

Waffleiron

McFaggot

Femboy

Fuckfag

Dick

Microwave

Faggot

Bart

Nigger

Faggot

Wuss

Hole

Sonovabich

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Sissyboi

IMMA REROLL

Alex

Nick gur

Emoji

Goatfucker

McDickins

Cockmagic

Fortnite.

Chad

The Conqueror

LARPfag.
No woman in labor will *ever* be anything approaching bored.
/thread
Sage

Pasta

McNiggle

Johnny

old Cred Forums

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Johnboy

virgin

Gape

Jew Killer

Cthulu Allspark

Homosexual

Analgape

Dave

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Rapist

Terminator

Anal Cunt

Reroll

Anal

Mag'har Orc

Burmy

Roll

Gloryhole

Lana Tunc

Sagbag

Curbstomper

McFuckface

Nig nog

Dio

Lana Tunc Jr

Who is that

Lana Tunk

Cocksucker

Pandarian

Obama

In the USA you can.

We don't have name lists here. You can literally name your kid Poopie.

Shrek

Mace Windu

Goku

Greta Thunberg

Craven Moredick

Nigger

Dodge Dart

airsoftfatty

Joker

Prometheus Jones

von

Boipussy

Hurricane

playah

daniel is it you?

OP don't name it queer

BeastMaster64

Bats

im bringing my laptop with wow classic when my wife goes in manchildforlyfe not really i just like classic wow

Nigger

gay

show wifes prego pussy! never seen one

Faggot

Fuckfag

TheLegend27

007

Too bad reading skills aren't a requirement

McFaggot was a good one

Hobosexual

Bombaclot

Hurricantyphoon

Salad

Johnson

roll

Erik

Faglover

Taters.

leafy

gaylord

Trump

Bulbasaur

sneed feed and seed

117013

McFarkelshartler

Mothefucka

gook

Chavez

Jewslayer

If the first name is queer, then the middle/last should be boy

oogieboogie

BabyStand

Baby Yoda

MilfHunter

pantera

Colin, I want something named after me

Geralt

Cottonpicker

As Folk, since the first name'll be queer

jannie

saint

Kobe

McIntosh

Anusmongler

McLovin

Hitler, obviously

Shitstain

bump

420pussydestroyer420

Jordan

Obama

Trump

PaulMcCartneyisDEAD

Hater

Jackson

Same as the first name

fucks

niglord

Im so glad you didnt hit, wasting it on a stupid name! i woulda said, uh, Piss

FloridaMan

Mcqueerface

Walken (Like Chris)

Only choice

oceanman

McQueerSon

jeffreyepsteindidn'tkillhimself

Jeff-Dahmer

grimaldi

Cred Forums

Anals

SonOfGayMan

Queerson Fuckington

Dildo

So close, yet so far

prostate

JonBenetRamsey

Colin

Osama

cuckboi

NiggerManGrenadePooperMcPedophille The First

Rolling for this

fuck it 111 roll "fallout"

MentalIllness

Shadman

roll

Loser

Queerson

...

finger

Trump2020

moon man

Pedophile

water

travago

mc nigglepoop

retard niggie

"FuckingBlackPeopleAmiright?"

hehasnostylehehasnograce