New Coronavirus Thread

Yup anytime im getting more ppl to like the facebook shit

okay coomer

Enjoy going to federal prison for making these

I say we target Jaden Smith on twitter

So far

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Maybe they are yuropoors?

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Fb shit is moving hella slow

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Enjoy being a pussy. Just go away

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please if someone makes an European version I will spread it faster than the virus itself
pic very related

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Come vent.
gg/YCTweXF

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It's a felony to pretend to be them. Plus they'll get you on federal terrorism charges.

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Cred Forums - Random
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

"to avoid of the following states" drop of

French version

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haha, i'm sure the federal agent holding the gun to your head will find that real funny faggot.

>If you have come into contact with any items >recently sent from China, there is a high >likelihood you may have been infected with the >coronavirus.

You may be infected with the coronavirus if you have come in contact with any items recently shipped from China.

>If you believe you may have come into contact >with the coronavirus, immediately consult your >physician.

Call 911 immediately if you believe you may be infected.

and/or

Consult your physician if you are at risk of exposure.

Guys what should i do?

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I'd say drop all the diacritics, would make it a lot cleaner.

LOOK AT THIS QUIVERING PUSSY

say it has been deleted due to public hysteria and this is from before

I have already told you in the other thread tell him they have deleted it due to public hysteria

Ard bet

Here is the template from the last thread:

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bump
2 help u lads

Gonna see if i can make my grandmother posted it on her fb so it spreads moar

dude what?

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mcdonalds idea was far superior

"Alright cool"

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Holy shit thats great. We need to get old relatives we know to put it on FB

cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/summary.html

Don't be a fucking faggot. Read what the actual CDC recommends

Agreed

Last thread Got Purge

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I love you corona-chan.

I hope i die

Bump

user, the thing is. There is alot of retarded individuals on Twitter or fb which belive in this and will cause a chain reaction with more beliving in it.

Im back guys. Have the autist post Photo shots the bacteria on the actual toys themselves. Put in the head line of the fake info: "Attention Parents" in red.

Some more images

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if this threads gets taken down by mods join this shit we can organize here

discord._gg/VBtrt5W

Keep bumping, there needs to be a fucking porn dump thread because of these faggots posting gay shit on here

Shut the fuck up you canadian pussy fag

>I THINK

Well done, user

yeah everyone copy paste before this gets taken d0wn

I finished the McDonald's infographic. Sorry I took too long. Any thoughts or revisions I could make? How convincing is it?

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looks fake as fuck

Maaaan fuck dat kung flu

Don't worry dudes, spread the McDonalds rumors, I made an infographic for it.

Yeah, you're right. I could have gone with a white background. I'm gonna have to leave soon, but hopefully someone else will revise or make a better one. Godspeed, Cred Forumsros.

we got it to make it feel more official and pretty convening

"Share to this message" sounds like fake news from russia

The CDC has issued a warning to avoid contact with any recent shipments from China due to the rapid spread of the coronavirus.

Anybody got an awnser for detective dh overhear?

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Fuck

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yeah, I apologize, a white background would've looked 10x better, and could've made it way less retarded in general. If this is still alive by the time I get back, I'll make a better McDonald's one, and we can spread and continue the rumor tomorrow. Maybe someone will hopefully make a better McDonald's one by the time I get back, though.

It all started when a 4chanee had an idea- internet historian

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WHOOPS!!! will fix, silly mistake. kek

Fuck goddamnit

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Ok autist. Get the bots prepared for battle

dammit Robert

Lol its a fake account but still

Another plan. Say that the apple products might have because most apple products are made in china

Ok Wendy's pr person.
We'll be your personal army.

lol. It's okay Robert, It's not a bad meme. Is that name Italian?

phones in general, but just the newer ones.

yes do it!

yea, like magnolia ya kno

My body is ready

ISIDJDUDJHDJDJDJDJ

LELELELELELLELEOLOELELOEOELELEOLEOEOELELOEOELELOEOELELEOEOLEL

SON OF A BITCH

Anons! Get on tweeter and like and re-post anything with this hashtag

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OH MY GOD

Say you saw it on twitter and FB from credible people. Kinda true

how's this for official? any better?

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this is actually pretty good 2 me

New plan, spam this on tumblr specifcally mommy posters who believe everything they read and post it on hashtags old people use

This is the best plan. Again if we can get a half assed celebrity to repost it, we are gold

Much better
"Purchasing Happy Meal toys" doesnt read well. You dont purchase the toys

#virustoys

>for they may contain the virus.
Remove it. 1) it's already implied, and 2) it sounds odd for a medical advisory
>"as we further deal with"
also sounds odd for a medical advisory, otherwise I like it

Haven't only a few people died? Jesus christ more die from the standard flu.

Go on Twitter and type the hashtag
#corona2020

Estimated 400 deaths according to a nurse in China 100,000 thousand infected

does Cred Forums approve?

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Could be better

#corona2020 on twitter

i should print this out and taped it outside my local Mcdonalds; There's a shit ton of them in the city p.s I live in new york kek

if we get everyone to search up at least the #corona2020 we might make it into the trending hashtags for twitter

What do you suggest?

>any better?
There was a fucking minion on your last picture, how could it not be better now?

>franchisies
Wuhan (comma+space) China

I like it.

Best plan.

We need a bunch of threads suggesting this. I dont think we can count on the pol babies though

OK new one

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Go on Twitter #corona2020

I love you corona-chan

It could work

in a country of over a billion this is nothing

I lost

I love you corona-chan

spread the images on reddit too

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spelled received wrong

also "franchisies" is still wrong

franchises

When you google #corona2020 the thread on pol shows up

well that sucks, everyone will know it's a hoax

it doesn’t faggot shut the fuck up

2nd result for me

Tweet it at all the lower level news organizations. Email it to your local news anchors/stations. Retweet the fuck out of it instead of the same 3-4 anons tweeting every pic. Comes off as suspicious. Same shit happened about 2 1/2 years ago when we said that korean flu was a happening with the Olympics.

I dont know how google works with Cred Forums, but we need to avoid pol

this anons gets it

You know it's a good thread will the shills come out of their dens

i work in the media, we were told specifically we are not to share any information that is not approved. there are a number of government agents reviewing everything before we air it.

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Try “as we extend the containment measures”

Coronavirus is a global news smear campaign to get the media to talk about something else instead of the trump impeachment. It's just another COMMON sick/flu like every year. Kills a few and it's gone in a few.

Spread this

You mean "corona-chan thread"?

And thats where yall fucked up with the hashtag

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A lot of fucking normies don't understand Cred Forums

Oh I know. Makes it worth pointing it out though

thanks, now I know where to point everyone when I reveal your pathetic hoax!

This is fucking gold

I disagree

I read this post in Skeletor's voice

...b-but it's just getting started.

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Why would China be conspiring with Trump to divert the attention of the American people?

I've heard guys on crack make more sense than you.

How do I profit from this virus?

>First confirmed Case in Germany
>stmgp.bayern.de/presse/bestaetigter-coronavirus-fall-in-bayern-infektionsschutzmassnahmen-laufen/
This is about 20 minutes away (by car) from my home.
It was a nice time with you anons.

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>china
>favors trump over actual commies who literally suck their dick

lol ok. want to buy a bridge?

In Europe, no one cares about Trump's impeachment, yet we still hear about the virus, stop being paranoid

TopKek

I would get rid of "Recently,".

Feelsbadman

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THE thread is currently on /bant/, we need to get on /bant/ and shitpost until it dies

One thing I've learned after scanning through this thread is that apparently nobody here knows how to make a warning that sounds like it came from an official source, Jesus Christ. You people need an editor.

Edit or stfu.

Hmm. Maybe.

ebola chan is waifu fuk off

Oh so it didn't happen.

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I love you corona-chan

OK mofos. We have our documents and part of a plan. We need a new hashtag, and write out the word hashtag here. We need to do this

I love you corona-chan

hashtag conoAlert

It's #corona2020 on Twitter

>becoming possibly infected
>to avoid of the following states
The whole thing is really clumsy but these are full-on illiterate.

I still say we should just kill the thread on /bant/

WE KNOW THAT STUPID!!!

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This at the VERY least is going to be damaging to Chinese exports

Keep it up.

This. Where the fuck is my disease based waifu

This, and other than the one with the golden arches they look like they were thrown together in ms-paint.

i love you corona-chan

Screw you I used gimp. Now fix it or shutup

All right, fuckers, since nobody as of yet has made a convincing article to pass around, I'll do it myself. Give me a little while and I'll post what I end up with here so long as the thread hasn't 404'd.

Not Your Personal Artist/Author

oldfag to the rescue

Should I make a thread on /r9k/?

Yes

Woot woot

>
new thread if anyone's still here.

...

Look at all these newfags participating in the spread of disinformation... No better than CNN... Disgusting

Make sure to target old people. (i.e.) your parents, your grandparents, boomers in general. They are more gullible. I sent this to my mom and she is spamming it to all of her boomer friends down in florida

Pretty funny to watch really. Look at the hashtag on twitter, some of the purest cringe available to mankind.

I mean we're pretending to be scared boomers.

These people are fucking retarded.

**Its funny that i check here for the misinformation when something like this happens**

By having the same 3 anons spam the same shit templates like broken records... Youre definitely right on the pretending part.

Go to 8 kunts dot top.
>not shilling
>youre welcome

You want to help?

I already did. I gave you chodes a retweet and some wisdom. Youre on your own now kid.

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Is it legal to post the CDC fakes

this is clearly a shop you could do better than that

Not specifically, but I believe there is such a criminal charge as inciting panic?

i dont get it whats the correlation

NO. IT IS A FELONY. STOP!

STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING!! YOU COULD END UP KILLING PEOPLE. AND/OR GO TO PRISON FOR A LONG LONG TIME.

Eh. Much rewording needed. Get rid of Recently, Unfortunately. Keep it curt and to the point. The CDC would only warn of one product, not “other products”.

I love you corona-chan

Only if no one turns you in.

I hated to do it

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Franchises

Well it’s impersonation right?

>mfw I hear about the Coronavirus demon toys at Mc Donald's

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Franchises and lose product after Happy Meal.

fix formatting dont let "of it" be in a new line.

you're impersonating a federal official.
you're inciting panic.
those are two charges to start with

this was all premeditated, too -- so you're looking at serious time if ANYTHING happens to someone because of your clowning around

The key word there is “you’re”
Let him do what he wants

And I have deleted the posts

best thing to happen since the inauguration of donald trump, will only be topped once his son is president, but we gotta wait a bit, the fiance of his daughter will be president first

No “A” in front of Notice. Franchises. No “product”. Not “two” resealable bags. Re-center.

Only if your Donald Trump

get
we need a qt corona chan with a penis, this the key

rerollllllllllling

We have your IP

Screenshots taken and forwarded to the authorities. Enjoy your jail time idiots.

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2863430/
Average shipping time to the US based on port:
Seattle, 19 days
Oakland, 20 days
Houston, 37 days

Ive gotten shit from china way quicker than that. And im lime 3 hours from houston. Thats bullshit.

Like*** I wish I was a lime so I didnt have to read that splurge of autism.

improve on the grammar, for example replace "franchises" with "establishments" it makes more sense.

>819428888

Font and page setup are wrong, plus the "please share" at the end is just cringy.

Add one of these.

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Here's my second draft, seems I got back in time. Any thoughts?

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Sorry. Hands behind your back now whiteboy.

Incel detected

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12 year old detected

LIke the FBI doesn't have better things to do than arrest Cred Forumstards with fake looking posters.

At the same time making CDC announcements is probably technically illegal and it would probably be better to go with fake news reports and shit like that.

I SWEAR JUST REMOVE "FRANCHISES" ALREADY!!! IT'S GONNA BE THE DOWNFALL OF YOUR ENTIRE INFOGRAPHIC.

If you insist

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Kek. If you’re going to do it, do it right. Lose “in China”, that’s implied in the second line. Redundant. No need for “Despite this”. Not purchase instead of avoid. Lose “bundled”. Prevent instead of restrain. “This has been a warning from the CDC.” No shit. Lose it.

shoulda told that to the guys in the old thread

thank you!!! you just saved everyone. Would be more convincing if you put "establishments" in it's place though. Other than that, thank you user.

No “A” notice. No two resealable bags. Add “immediately” at the end.

kekekeke okie. the third draft will be better

Just “restaurants”.

Eh, nothing gonna happen to them.

>colapsed

>still making typos and spelling errors on a fucking PICTURE that you have all the time in the world to edit at your leisure before uploading

cancer

HOw dis?

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>Virus
>Can survive without host cells
>On cardboard and plastic

... Have how viruses work changed since I was at school?

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Oh their gonna get a very rude letter from their ISP asking to stop. It wont actually be rude but entitled little shits like this... Oh yeah. Its not 03 anymore boys.

looks fake

Yo' can someone print off 100 of these, get them lamenated and post two on each exit door of every walmart in the area?

Ok now THAT could conceivably get you arrested.

I love you corona-chan

the text is SPOT ON!!! I love it, but you may want to try using a more convincing format, look at other McDonald's posters for inspiration.

What looks wrong to you?

You fucked this up worse than the first one.

Yea it's fuckin bullshit that Cred Forums doesn't let you vpn.

Does 8kun allow vpn connections?

What did i come back to

Somebody should post this in the "wexit" facebook group. So many dumb motherfuckers in this group who will eat this right up without fact checking.

Kek ok loser

There we go. Draft number THREE. How's it lookin'?

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Good idea, comming up.

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>wexit
which one?

Still probably illegal

no shit dumbass, but is it convincing?

Looks glossy.

I love you Corona-Chan

It’s good. Separate the heading more from the rest of the text.

I love you corona-chan

But how do we spread this misinformation Cred Forums

They have this thing now that the kids call "social media"

chinas closed due to aids

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Border too thick. Half of it.

The normiebooks, FB and twiter would be the best.

use this tag

Also enlarge the McDonald’s logo about 30%.

done

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oo this is looking legit

Good to go. Distribute

Worth it

It's better, but I know you can do better. Try this pic for some inspiration, but if you want to use your current one, I think it's alright too.

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Nevermind, this one's ready. Fresh out the oven. Amazing work!

BASED. HISTORY IS REPEATING ITSELF MAN!!!

gisanddata.maps.arcgis.com/apps/opsdashboard/index.html#/bda7594740fd40299423467b48e9ecf6

Numbers look okish... not too dramatic.

Anyone has links to pages like that?

I can just see the sheeple in fear. “OMG you guys! I just got my little Conner a meal! I think he put it in his mouth!”

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i remember when Cred Forums actually made shit that people would fall for. what is this trash you cunts

m.fb.com/McDonalds/

Ok we can just do it how we did it with the apple thing

link don't work :(

mobile.twitter.com/McDonalds?ref_src=twsrc^google|twcamp^serp|twgr^author

my news stations are full of dumbfucks, time to send this there and get it on the news

implying these images, kek im a fucking idiot

Yeah, this kinda sucks, but I'd say it's also fairly decent. Why don't you contribute something convincing, then? To help this cause.

fb=? Figure it out trips-gomer.

I love you corona-chan

You're clearly not a graphic designer. let someone else do it.

Ha! foxnews.com/food-drink/coronavirus-outbreak-mcdonalds-starbucks-and-kfc-among-others-temporarily-closing-in-wuhan-area

Spread knowledge and truth our governing bodies cant silence us all if we speak together. Good luck to all people from all places as we go through this.
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So i created this thread and i noticed u guys were still using it. I read somewhere u guys were moving to r9k did u just say that to throw the trolls off? Cause i think it worked

instagram.com/mcdonalds/?hl=en

I suggest we use since no one here can make shit that looks convincing since we're not fucking graphic designers.

Let’s see it!

maybe. look for more templates.

I made this one based off of the HAN articles on the CDC website, so maybe the rest of them will look more convincing if they looked like these: emergency.cdc.gov/han/han00426.asp

hey user's once thread goes 404
join this

discord_.gg/VBtrt5W

>instagram.com/mcdonalds/?hl=en

That McDonald's instagram is clearly run by a nigger.

What a shitfest.

And done

true

Ok I have other shit that needs to happen now Here's a link to a github repo with the gimp project file in it.

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github.com/pvtANON/gimpshares

I'll make a new one before the thread goes 404 and gets PRUNED.

New thread, Cred Forumsros.

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DAISUKE, CORONA-CHAN!!

I love you corona-chan.

We can do it autist. PREPARE THE BOTS FOR TWITTEE.
>be me
>not a real autist... yet