They'd make a mint in the porn industry, but became teachers instead...what a waste
They'd make a mint in the porn industry, but became teachers instead...what a waste
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what kind of retardism are they afflicted with
I heard their mother chewed to much doublemint gum back in the 80's and that caused this
Wait, so they both teach the same class? What, do they take turns?
One pay check or two?
I don't know how that shit works but I want to find out
They get 1.5 the salary of a teacher.
Mythological.
Carmen and Lupita are the hotter set of conjoined twins
who?..any nudes?
holy cabrony
I'd love to have Carmen suck my dick so I can blow it all over Lupita's face
So if they both have boyfriends.... how does that work? Do the guys just take turns?
they make it work
I want to see them scissor thier neck pit with the others' tit pit.
something tells me they have three legs
One teaches gym while the other teaches sex-ed
even better
How many asses do they/her/it have?
holes or cheeks?
Do they get one salary or two?
Imagine owning a 6 hole, 4 tit, 2 assed thing like that/those
The conjoined. One looks fine and the other looks like they're barely hanging on
>something tells me they have three legs
I guess I was wrong.
they could be holding it behind their back with a third arm
Kek i thought the same thing. You can always tell which one is the tumor
Fake as fuck. Why bother posting that shit?
I've always wondered what if it committed a murder but only one of the heads was in control of the hand that did the shooting/stabbing then it got a life sentence or something how would that work for the innocent head?
that's actually a really good question, I wonder if a legal precedent exists that covers that sort of scenario
Asking the real questions.
fuck a two headed bitch one headed dick chick gets arsenic deaded one set of tits seditives til she sleep but shes dead so the head from the double head sucks my head til she bled the mindfuck to fuck a double slut wont shut up so i crack their heads til they fucked up one tit for one so she should have four of um, shit, or mabye none what
It's the Wizard payrate at Hogwarts.
If they are having sex with 1 guy, is it a threesome?
if you can cum on both of their faces I don't see why it wouldn't count
If they have sex with a guy with two heads, is that an orgy?
if they go ass to ass it's a 138
Two lady heads can suck 1 dick, how would 2 man heads eat one pussy?
no clue, also seems like it'd be exempt from the death penalty regardless of crime
I knew their mom back in the 80's and this is 100% true and a cautionary tale for all the femanons reading this.
Only two tots?
True, at least in a western country. This does have me curious though, there must be a case somewhere that involves a person or persons like this committing a serious crime.
Dubs too lulz
Thats so weird. Imagine fucking that! Oh fuck I think I am traumatised now. Thank you Cred Forums
Thats so weird. Imagine fucking that! Oh fuck I think I am traumatised now. Like which mouth do you kiss. Do they have 2 different soul.
Thank you Cred Forums
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>2 different souls
yes
Holy shit, your a faggot
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