When is the last time you've gotten laid?

Tfw I got laid more when I was 13 then I do at 23

i try not to think about it. finding career success right now is primary objective, anything not relevant can wait

wow sounds like my situation
I'm still not over my ex but have had sex with a couple girls
nothing feels right with anyone..

I possibly have a runner up but I'm not sure...she has MS and she's been on and off with me... I can't really tell whether she still wants me or if shes trying to keep me on my toes. Pic related

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u still get laid at least unlike 26 year old virgin me

november 2002

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check em
How old are you?

50 now. 20 years without sex has destroyed me

when and how did the decline happen?
any advice?

if you mean the decline in sex. it was because that is the last time i had a gf. i haven't even touched a woman since november 2002. not even a hug. i don't talk to people and i stay alone all the time, the way i like it.

if you are asking advice on how to avoid my fate? i guess, have social hobbies. if people at work ask you to go out you should go. how to convert that into getting sex i can't really tell you that part. i was never good at it. i just got lucky with that gf. she was a roommate of mine. that's how we hooked up. i was on ssris at the time. that's probably why. it changed my personality. i stopped taking them soon after i met her though.

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I just catch myself thinking during conversations with other women:

"What the fuck is this bitch talking about? Why don't she just shut the fuck up? She ain't sayin shit..."

you never thought of paying for it after that?

no i am too socially awkward. i don't even like going to get my haircut. i didn't get my haircut for years because my regular place closed and i didn't want to talk to someone new. then when i did, they asked my phone number and address, and i just turned around and left. i used to have really short hair then it was down to my shoulders.

i just watch a lot of porn. fap about 5 times a day still though sometimes i fap 10 times a day. there's something wrong with me no girl would have liked me anyway. now i am too old. i am not attracted to women my age. i want to fuck an 18 year old but i'm too gross for that.

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you don't think you would be able to lower your standards at this point
also what about trying dating websites or apps?
also do you work?

your situation sounds a bit like mine except I am much younger, a nearly 27 year old virgin with the social skills of a statue and ugliness that makes it even worse. I hardly go out anywhere.

Um. About 45 mins ago.
About 3 times in the last 48 hours, two different women.

>you don't think you would be able to lower your standards at this point
no. i'm a typical incel with high standards but i am not nearly good enough to demand it
> also what about trying dating websites or apps?
i dread the thought of people calling me a creepy old guy, which i would be if tried to charm a hot young girl. i know some girls are into it but they are too hard to find i guess. plus i am just a pos in all ways anyway.
> also do you work?
i'm a research professor of astrophysics

then you should know from my experience, if you do nothing to try to get sex, you will almost certainly not get it. you have to pick which you want more: sex or being alone. if i could go back to your age while you may be ugly (i am) at your age you can still get 16-19 year old girls that have daddy issues or whatever. you should definitely do it i think. it'll give you some nice memories when you hit my age and you haven't even touched a woman in decades.

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GTFO of here, that isn't that long ago you fucking nigger

Show wet pussy

Some time in spring 2018. I need to get back into it but I'm waiting til I go back to school in Fall

You wouldn't be able to tell. I deleted like 30 nudes from her. But if you fucked her it would be so wet that you wouldn't feel anything.

>if i could go back to your age while you may be ugly (i am) at your age you can still get 16-19 year old girls that have daddy issues or whatever. you should definitely do it i think

The hard thing is where are the places i can find girls in their late teens with daddy issues, bars doesnt work because the public drinking age is 21 in the US (was 18 where I grew up in Aussie) and some wont even let under 21s in.

The few rare occasions i have been flirted with in public it was from girls in their late teens while shopping.

I'm married with a toddler

I dont fucking remember

you must have some decent money saved if you never go out
maybe if you groomed yourself up you can pass as a type of sugar daddy to someone decent looking
in general it isn't but for me it's a long long time

rest in peace

lol it really does dry up after marraige

especially when she works night shift
if there were anything other than STDs with a meth addiction dressed as humans around here I might consider finding some strange

you use dating apps and shit. those are made for quick hookups from what i read here. fucking a young girl in her 20's is just as good. depends on your preference. i have talked to really young girls i met from Cred Forums and /soc/ that would do anything for me and send vids and pics. i was extremely tempted to fly out to meet them and fuck them but pussied out every time. if they really saw what i look like they would have probably said gtfo. if you are so inclined i am sure you can find the same.
i have no debts and some money saved but research profs don't make a lot of money.

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Welp what a coincidence looks like that opportunity went out the window

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Last Thursday, in a casual relationship right now and enjoying it after getting out of a relationship with someone that I had a child with. I think the lack of pressure and commitment makes it a lot easier for both of us. Maybe one day we'll get serious but I'm not in a rush.
Pic for shits and giggles.

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I know you said you're an astro prof and most of your students are males
have you ever had a nerdy female student you fancied enough to bribe her for grades/credits?

>fucking a young girl in her 20's is just as good. depends on your preference.

Its not really up to preference it is just likely more difficult to hookup with a girl in my age group (20s) as you stated earlier, because i am so immature and not very attractive.

This weekend! Things are finally moving forward with this girl I work with. She’s chubby and kind of plain, but it’s not like I’m a super model. She’s super chill, we have a similar taste in tv and movies, and she owns a bra that actually clasps in front. That was exciting.

i don't teach very often. had a couple of girls come on to me. but i wouldn't do anything to risk my career. it's all i have in life.

I don't know why I lost confidence in your posts here
I would assume you'd jump for that opportunity.

January 2018, was homeless and some chick i met at McDonalds picked me up and we smashed back at her place, then left me stranded the next town over after donating blood the next morning

Saturday. It was messy, though, girlfriend was on her period.

a quick fuck to potentially lose my job? then i have nothing. i don't have a family, the only thing i enjoy is my job. having sex with your students is frowned upon generally and will get you fired for sure under certain circumstances.

then maybe it really hasn't destroyed your life if you have that type of restraint

i have barely had any intimate contact beyond hugging in years and the last time i got laid was 2015. that would probably shock many people if they knew. as for why, i'm not a prude or anything, i'm just a huge fucking pussy. i honestly don't know wtf my problem is.