What kind of person are you Cred Forums?

3,4,c

good choice

3, 4, A

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22a

Chads chose 56A you fucking fag

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i'm a 3-4 guy on the first two, but the last one is really dependent on the kind of coffee i'm drinking, but i never go below B

>5
I like my food cooked.
>4
I actually like the taste of something being slightly burned. Probably because my mom was a whore who burned everything.
>A or B
Depends on the mood. But when I want coffee, I want coffee, not just a fucking pussy as milk drink with covfefe in it.

2, 3, no thank you

3 4 A

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1,2/3,A (sometimes with raw sugar)

That steak would basically be leather and that bread charcoal.

2
not eating that amerifat shitbread
coffee is for fags and hipsters

3 3 A

Not sure if coffee is cream, milk or sugar 2,2,a is perfect

2
4
Caffeine thunderfucks my bowels.

I am 3,4,d

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1/2, 4, B

2
4
C

too cool for sliced bread?

2, 4 and B

>I like my food cooked

Yeah, poorly

actually i change mine, 2, 3 and anything A-D

3-4 for steak, 2 for toast and i dont drink coffee

Well done as it should be

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**mouths "thunderfuck"**

WHO EATS STEAK LIKE THIS YOU ARE LEGIT RETARDS

0(vegetarian)
3
A

>Fucking white subhumans always complaining about sushi being raw but oh no the steaks should have to be red
>Muh rare steaks

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I'm a 3, 3, A

4,4,A

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1,3,F

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4,4,D

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2or3,4,BorC

3,4,B

Why is that mans hand inside another man??

lol

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5,6,A

i love me some extra well done steak and some ketchup

14A

steamcommunity.com/id/boong/

tell this cuck you like youre steak well done

4.
4.
E.

23434CDE

1, 3, B

23A

i understand that there are people who would pick any of these but nobody would pick 6 like wtf you eatin burnt bread for

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3, 1, B

It's part of God's plan

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1
I want a steak, not a shoe.
3
It’s toast, not bread you assholes.
A
Coffee should be had the same
Way it is made...black

5, 2, F

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Maybe he lost his keys

this is the only correct answer

45A is this for your college project, user?

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Damn fine taste my man

disgusting

Well done is God's way
Are you going to sin by eating disgusting rare's

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3/4 is top tier

3, 3, C. Fuck anyones opinions, eat it the way you like it.

2
3.5
A

Medium well represent!

yeah creating an excel spreadsheet retards vs normal people

4, but retards at the restaurants around me couldn't cook as far as specification if their lives depended on it, so I say 5, 1, because I don't give a shit about toast, and it ranges through D and F.
Why didn't you use capital letters for 1 and lower-case for the other?

3, 3, don't drink coffee so fuck yourself

The two is an error when two stray dogs entered the review area.

1,5,A

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2, 3, I hate coffee

2, 3, A

2, 4, A.

4,3,D

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1, 4, A Master race!

I like my steak as brown as my coffee. Sammich that with mayo between white bread, and that's an excellent lunch.

3,4,c are the best. Change my mind

1
4
B

2,3,A masterrace reporting in.

3
4
A and B

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Why would any rational person think it's ok to eat steaks rare?

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Your professor is going to be in a tight spot when you announce RETARDS. If this is true then good luck. If this is a random datamining survey faggot for a company "fuck you."

Let's see..umm

NIgger, nigger, Nigger

23A

Lactose intolerant?

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that photo makes me so sad because the person who took it was either genuinely proud of that leather boot of a steak or thought this is what good food looks like.

3 3 A

That's probably inaccurate.
Most people I know including myself will order steak cooked more at a restaurant than at home.
At home I eat it rare as fuck but eating out it's always medium rare

I know the person I buy my steaks from, I always check the livestock before slaughter to ensure that I'm getting healthy meat, as all people should. Also I can understand rare but I more prefer medium rare, blue rare is basically all blood and its too juicy so I don't understand those people.

3,5,A

2,3,A

Doesn’t matter what the coffee is. I’m sure 90% of the faggots here put sugar in it

2/3, 3/4 and C/D

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Nope. My mom was a hippie so we just didn't drink milk growing up. I only use it to cook when a recipe calls for it.

Nah I'm a weirdo that enjoys the flavor of coffee with just sugar

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yeah right now anyone whos answer starts with 4 is in the retard column

Breakfast foods are usually fatty/sweet, so I like the bitter black coffee as contrast

Fucking called it

1
Because there is literally less than 5 fucking degrees of heat required to go from rare to medium rare.
For all the poor fags who haven’t had the chance, a good piece of meat comes out in a plate that is fucking sizzling. Merely leaving it there for a few minutes or cutting off a piece and pressing it against the plate for a split second will get it cooked anyway you want. From extremely little which will product a delicious piece of meat, to burnt to a crisp and eating a piece of leather like some uneducated mouth breather.
3 or 4
Doesn’t really matter, depends more on what you are eating it with.
A
It’s coffee. Good coffee should be served as is. Milk ruins it.

1-3 depending on the cut
4
f

3/3/e

1, 4 a but with Stevia

I'm not lactose, I just prefer to maximize the amount of caffeine I consume so I don't put anything in it.

2, 3, D

3

1,4,a

The only combo.

Try cooking it in a spoon?

5
3
e

don't judge me.

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Glad to be a part of it corporate shill

3,2,A

My mother is like that also. It's just like people who drink beer because they enjoy the taste.

The things some people do simply because of peer pressure.

milk is gross

4,5,c

Enjoy your blood bath
Disgusting
Thanks for your explanation
Although I think rare's are gross, I find medium to be good

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I'm lactose intolerant and still drink my coffee as F
Want a cup now but out of table cream

Why even eat a steak when 24% cook it till it looses all flavor?

here
Not lactose intolerant. I drink milk all the time. I hate coffee specifically.

4,4,A

American children are taught to cook meat. when I was a kid I always ate only well done food. now as an adult, if I ever get a steak, its rare. I like the blood. might give me mad cow, but even well done steaks will give you mad cow. it a god dam poison more than a virus

54c

Enjoy blood whitey

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I don't want to get sick and taste the blood

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You won't get sick and the juice in steak isn't blood.

To all uneducated fuckwads.
That’s not blood in the meat.
It’s called myoglobin.

The meat is just cooked less. You are not cooking out any blood by ruining your steak at high temperatures.

3, 4, A

>When your steak is sitting in a red pool of its own juices that you can sop up with your bread

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I am actually, but I also just like the taste of coffee. I feel like creamer masks the flavor of it n' stuff. Also I like how it contrasts better with breakfast and desert stuffs.

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>You won't get sick
It's literally undercooked meat
You even made it more habitable for bacteria by not sufficient heat

Milk ruins the taste of coffee

1,4,A

Anyone that doesn't drink their coffee black is a heathen.

I like it how I like it, fuck everyone else, eat your own damn steaks and stfu.

Blue rare is the best. I love bloody steak so much

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>hemoglobin
>not blood

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3 4 B

no creamer but sugar

3,3,A

1,5 A
National geographic made me a 1

The smell of burnt bread is heart warming

The darker the coffee the more respect from others

Just char the outside and you'll be fine.

>thinks myoglobin is hemoglobin
lol

Gotta know where your meat is from, bro.
American beef is damn near sterilized before it ends up on store shelves, which isn't really a good thing but it does mean you can usually cook that steak rare without concern following proper techniques.
You definitely so not want to so this with white meat though. Never ever.

2-3, 4 , A

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1,4,A

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>You definitely so not want to so this with white meat though. Never ever.
Why?

>I don't want to get sick and taste the blood

Steak isn’t flavored by blood. It’s the fat that gives steak a deep rich flavor. That’s the whole point of getting a steak that’s heavily marbled. Steak with little fat is heavily spiced and braised in liquids, or cooked slow and low to break down the connective tissues to make it tender.

Literally no one gives a shit how you take your coffee.

Ground beef is more prone to bacterial contamination than a slab of steak. It’s the surface area that encourages bacteria.

Man, y’all eat meat but have no clue about how to store it and what causes it to go bad.

I’m surrounded by carnivorous fools

3/4/d

Ayo 1 fags, what's it like to chew the same bite for 3 minutes straight?

2 3 A

3, 3, C.

43a
Deal with it, fags

1,2,3. You don't chew for minutes if the meat is nice and tender.

Yeah, your be horrified to see me cook a steak.
What do you think of the fact that I leave my steak out on the counter raw for an hour or two before I slap that bitch on a blistering hot grill or cast iron pan?

Never gotten sick in 40 years

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Steak has more flavor when it's a 1 or 2. Anything over 3 and it tastes like leather

12a

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3
4
B

Pork and chicken specifically.
Pork you want that 160 minimum temp all the way through. Can get some nasty parasites from pork.
Chicken because of salmonella which is actually IN the meat and not just on the surface.

3
3
A

4, 3, A

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16a
RIP my stomach

Agree about pork, shit has brain worms and shit. you cook pork till its dam near burnt

2,3,c.
Trump is a retarded faggot, America deserves to be nuked. USA is 3rd world.

If you cook pork to 160 you just ruined the pork. Fuck what the usda recommendation tells you. Use a meat thermometer and go to about 140-145 then let rest for 10. You want it to be juicy, otherwise just don’t eat meat

"i've been doing it for years and hasn't gone wrong yet"
The wild call of the person that will eventually die of one of the many things we protect ourselves from that don't happen often.
Most obvious example: "why wear seatbelts? I'm 40 and have never been in a car accident."
If you don't understand why that logic is fucking stupid... then go ahead and take yourself out of the gene pool please.

2 3 b

3, 3, E

I think you are a person who could be trusted with cooking meat properly.
Cheers

34a

Going to 145 internally and then resting for 10 is going to let the internal temp reach close to that 160 mark off the grill. Conduction and shit

1,3,a

Me also

3 2 A

Kek
We can't live forever and to be honest I would rather enjoy shit now and die before I have arthritis and diaper discount membership.
And also you just described life. Maybe I'll slip in the shower tomorrow and break my neck. Or maybe some trucker loses control and spreads my seatbelts and I our over a mile of freeway.

You can live in a retard bubble with your big boy helmet if you want. Odds are you won't live any longer than me anyway.

23A

3, 4 A and you're wrong if you like something else.

1/2 3 c/d

3,5,A. Like a light crust on my steak.
Btw, it's the best to have all three at the same time.

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34(NA)

Maybe
I'm pretty fastidious with food in general. Got it from my mom who used to wash everything and cook the shit out of it after. Sometimes get odd reactions when I wash a fruit or veggie that needs to be peeled before peeling it.

ya boiizzzz 23a gang in this bitch all others should stick to tv diners

you like your toast burnt ?

3, 3, E

4 4 A

2, 4, and none. I don't drink coffee.

4,3,A

1
2
A

2,2,0

1, 2, A

1, 4, don't drink coffee

5,4,B

>>Fucking white subhumans always complaining about sushi being raw but oh no the steaks should have to be red
wut? I haven't seen white people complain about sushi ever (besides the ones who don't like any seafood but fuck them) ya coon ass

35a

2, 3, D

youre fucking disgusting

2 or 3 not a big fan of uncooked in the center

2,4,a

1, 2, E.

Shit, only other 1,2,A, how are you my soulmate?

my nigga

Fuck yeah, moistened with butter.

3, 4, A

A coffee drinkers are based.

fukkin good my dude. you like rye toast too? eat ass?

2, 3, C

love rye never tried ass

2, 4, D

4/5
3
A or C depending on mood

>I always check the livestock before slaughter to ensure that I'm getting healthy meat, as all people should

Retarded idea. There aren't enough family farms where people can look into Bessie's eyes and sniff her butt before accepting meat. You're only able to do that because most people don't. It's like when Whole Foods started offering totally free range, happy, healthy turkeys from local farms for Thanksgiving. They were flying off the shelves, huge demand. But there just aren't millions and millions and millions of turkeys wandering around local farms chasing butterflies, so it pretty quickly degraded into a mockery of the idea.

Either most people eat anonymous, factory-farmed meat or meat is so expensive that most people can't afford to eat it regularly. Sure, you can work out good deals with folks raising cows, but that gets a lot harder to do if everybody's knocking on their doors.

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2,4,f

I'm going with 3 / 3 / c or d is fine

2, 4, B, reporting in.

Those self-righteous pale subhumans always complain for the sake of pleasure
Can never reason with one
Watch your back white fags are true psychos

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4,4,a

1 6 F

0, ∞, z

22a/b

2,4,a

5/4/no coffee

1, 5, A/B

2, 3, a

4
4
N/A

3/3/b

2, 3 or 4, and normally A but occasionally anywhere up to C or D depending on what I'm in the mood for.

1-the only way to eat red meat
0 (bread is for cucks)
A- milk is for estrogen riddled fuccbois

3, 3, D.

Steak: 1-2
Toast: 4-5
Coffee: A-B

43a

2, 3, A

1 - already overcooked for me
4
A

retard go eat a piece of burnt leather

saaaaaame

My nigger

33A

23G
Coffee is disgusting.

>by not sufficient heat
youre a real microbiologist arent you steak doesnt contain salmonella or anything really dangerous unless you left it out in the heat for five hours. eating it slightly raw makes it easier to digest then burnt leather, and it has more nutrients.
>check mate autismo

44a is the right answer.

3, 4, C

No, quite the opposite. I happen to like my coffee to taste like coffee.

What the fuck is this go to instagram normie fag

I'm not the person you were talking to, but i know i prefer medium well because my mom fucking overcooked everything when i was young, and i totally hate the texture of rare beef now because of it.
I've tried to get used to eating less cooked beef, it just doesn't take.
Odd thing tho, i love sashimi/sushi.
Fish is something entirely different than beef for me with the texture.

Blue steak, bread not toast, double shot of espresso clean.

none, i’m vegan
3
A

33A

5, 3/4, A no sugar or shit straight coffee

2, 4 b/c

34A

>vegan

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1-4 enjoy your parasites and worms

yup not a barbarian anymore

so brave

Nope now you're just a faggot. Enjoy eating leaves.

2.5
2.5
T

Reverted to chimp mode

24B

4, 3, F

3, 3, A

5-3-D

same dude, im cringing at those pieces of leather. Have fun chewing for minutes on each bite of dryness

1/4/A boiiii

2 4 B-C

3, 2-3, don't drink cofffee

23D

2,2,A

4,4 and monster energy

3, 4, c

2/3
3
A

>E
Fag

5;4; I don't like coffee.

What do you have instead? Water, Tea?

5 (anything else is retarded American/European memes about MUH FLAVOR, MUH STEAK, MUH RARE RUINS IT, EAT THE RAW MEAT YOU IDIOT), 3 and D, but sometimes I can do B and A.

I'd say 3, 3, and tea over coffee, but I take my tea black, so I guess 1. Pic not unrelated.

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NOOO NOT THE COOKED STEAKERINOS! I NEED MY MEAT HECKIN RARE!

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yeah its retarded to like tender steak instead of ruining the cut of meat by cooking any flavor out of it.

>
Tea, green

2, 4, B

I can get behind that

2,3,a

5 with a bottle of ketchup

1. 5, B.

2 4 B

roll

16A

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5, 4, A

2, 4.5, B.

3 3 E

5 with ketchup and pepper, 3, E

On steaks, 1 is still too cooked for my tastes. Blue with a touch of salt is the best.

Toast, 3

Coffee, C or D

2 3 A Masterrace

5,4,B

5, 4, A

Master race

5= well done doesn't mean shoe leather! A bad cook always can get you a medium rare or rare steak, but only a really good one will get you a well done, that is right behind a medium rare on the tipping point to full cooked! If he fucks a well done steak up you know you are in a shity restaurant!

4 - nobody likes charcoal to eat. Only after dinner to clean teeth it is usefull, but not as a flavor.

1 - enjoy the acids and real flavors without turning them down.

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2, 3, b gang

23b

there i am

1, 3, A

Please, delete that image depicting yours truly.

fork, 6, cup

4/3/A

1,5,A

2/4/A or C depending on quality

3,4,a

3, 3/4, A