Hey boys!
How does it feel to know that I would kick your ass in a streetfight?!?!
I have a black belt (the highest rank) in karate.
It took me 5 years to get my belt so now I can proudly consider myselfe a true master.
Since you guys havent mastered any martial art you wont last 2 minutes in a fight against me.
Ever been hit in the elbow with a baseball bat?
The Dane Cook of martial arts?!
I know Mexican Judo.
You lose.
Also obvious bait is bait
Sure, we'll quick draw duel. Bring your colt you bitch
I take shits bigger than this bitch.
She's cute.
Dojo chicks are awesome fucks.
I unironically also have a black belt. I am positive I would lose any fight since I'm terrified of conflict
>5 years
>master
fuck off
I've got a black belt in taekwondo and could definitely kick your tiny ass harder than some of the white belts in my class but okay.
Based mcdojo
>pic related is ultimate equalizer, no amount of karate or mma will halt its effectiveness
>black belt
>zero muscle mass
McDojo's
fuck me I guess my 5th dan (renshi) in shorin-ryu style and 6th degree black belt in taekwondo is just fucking useless then when there's a women with negative muscle mass around
Rule number 1 in Cred Forums, don't fuck Cred Forums.
Lol karate?!
Sorry lady, but a skilled midget is still a midget. Streetfighting is something I recomend you avoid as you look fragile as fuck and the real world doesn't care about what certificates you have.
nobody fucks whos on Cred Forums
Karate is shit when im an all american wrestler
I'd like to fight. no cap
And I am The Chapo.
3rd Don Black belt Taekwondo
5 years BJJ
Blackbelt Instructor MCMAP
Blackbelt master in Karate in 5 years.. What are you? Orochi Doppo?
I have earned 4 black belts in Karate. I keep going to new schools and starting over from nothing and earning new ones.
Keep talking shit OP, and I'll show you how good I am at doing karate to people.
Then I guess when I rape you it's the sleepy kind not the force kind.
i call bullshit brown belt blackstripe in karate here and it has taken 8 1/2 years
You have some nerve calling yourself a master after only 5 years of practice.
Your 5 years of ching chong horseshit amounts to nothing against my AR-15.
Maybe you're shit