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Waifu not saged
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hey cutes
Sachiko claimed
Based
>waifu
Wtf happened
what do you think I'm trying to do, rarted
I'll have to drink fast, didn't buy a whole lot
and redpilled
again!
oh alright well it already has a hole
cute
Chug!
I can pretend to resist if you want!
Nice dubs love.
idk
Tonight at 12:
Drunk Kaguya poster gets taken advantage of by Sop.
"I saw it coming from a mile away." Witnesses say.
Wow that last thread died fast, knock on wood
Kumiko Oumae
and again!
you too
mark my words, that won't happen. one of us will pass out before that
welcome to waifu threads but with spam
C'est la vie
Didn't stop the Cosby, now did it?
I nearly fell asleep at work lole
I'm gonna go to a place where I dont speak the language, where i dont understand its culture, and live there for 3 months.
Mark my words, that will happen. I won't pass out before that happens.
Okay ine sec
good, leave
based
I just went to get another shot
old man rorycon
I'm sure you did, gramps. Shouldn't you be in the nursing home instead of working these long shifts?
Hey stranger
Sounds like fun
Send pics
Yes
You drinking with us??? Good! Good! Drink plenty!
Gunbun
Butt slut
Who is this cute little lesbian and how tight is her pussy?
I feel quite used to it lol
Ceci n'est pas une waifu
Rip. Graveyard shift or something?
good girl
Uh..
Oui oui baguette I surrender
wow, this pic really confused me
anyway i should stop lurking now
my friend Bill had the advantage of physically being there
3rd bottle here I come
I miss liquor
that's good lol
va chier connard
Its 3pm now
Actually I should be. Needed up to 2 weeks off due to surgery
What
oh good girl
ahhhh im grooooming
no bleeding
yes
you can have a sippypoo
yessir?
Confusing but cute
Can I get a rollie?
Roryyyyyyyieeee
That's alot of red bull enjoy rusty piss
Where?
Neat!
Not fast enough!!!
Bunny!
what the fuck is a rollie
knocking on your door
I'm working with limited alcohol my friend, luckily I'm a lightweight
good girls
Too much cuteness concentrated into one image does have the potential to overwhelm the senses.
Have fun.
The distance won't save you my friend. It's already over.
voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir
Get your ass home then, love. What's up with boomers and trying to work themselves to the bone?
Mood
Maaaaaaaai
Self-rolled ciggie
We dont close for another hour and Ill have to push start the bike
why tho
Tu parle stéréotype
Anyhow, what's going on?
3PM. Oh.
Australia?
Can someone help me, im stuck on Cred Forums
it will if he has no clue on where I live
prépare la corde
not much, just rapidly drinking and being in thread. also watching some stupid videos to pass the time. yourself?
top right
click x
very
quick before it gets cold
Alexa turn pc off
Im sandwiched between 2 fires
Just drink all of it, pussy. That ought to to do the trick.
Well-endowed ninja.
Theres no x up there
But if i do that, my server shuts down
Hammer to motherboard.
because you know your place
alt f4
n-no I don't...?
user what are you talking about
Tsk tsk. Just get someone else to do it. Slacking 101.
Well that was kind of the point, to be honest.
Just don't go to Cred Forums. It's easy.
>prépare la corde
That's what he'll be saying.
>
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i like my motherboard
then i lose my music
but im already here
you drink your shots warm?
nvm heading back home
but that's how I become stupid
also I'll be the drunker one, where's the fun in that
can he even speak french coherently
The barista cant do my job, he struggles enough with his
koishi is cool
Sacrifices must be done.
>I'll be drunker
250 ml of 40%
And 250 ml of 17%
As if, punk ass bitch.
i agree, best touhou
fuck it, downing another bottle
Oof
>
i rather be on Cred Forums forever than sacrifice my mobo. guess that means another decade of this cursed site. you know how to actually get wasted without drinking right? vape alcohol. throw it in a hookah instead of water, make a mixture of weed and shisha on top, and blast on off
t. satori
about how much of a good girl you are
Don't do that.
Probably not, but maybe he'll surprise you.
Are you gonna date rape Kaguya poster in French?
Fair point. You make sure you get your rest though.
How was your day by the way?
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I think you have the wrong jill, user.
Messing with a Raspberry Pi 0. Think I broke it.
Ctrl+W, Alt+F4, Tinfoil pressed tightly against the mobo.
You have a few options.
Suddenly I want to listen to down under ngl
Je sais.
I just wanted an excuse to learn a new french word tbh
shit i want a pi 0, are they finally available again?
Without the action of drinking it?
Enemas, duh. Haven't tried it but... whatever.
Show pantsu.
No.
rip minecraft
no it was a joke
Long and tiring.
Its a trap. Listen to this instead
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Haha good girl
I will always do what a mostly naked woman tells me to, I've definitely learned that much in life
i mean it could be
A rolling tobacco ciggy. British slang
Hell yeah
Roryyyyyyyyyyyyyieeeeeee
She's not bad
the guy barely knows his french
the surprise won't happen
is that the computer you use for vidya :)
ok heading back to your place
room temp best for shots
Fair.
Come on, just give it your best Pepé le Pew impression. You can do it!
Mood
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
FrIcK YeS (Don't tell my mom I fake cussed)
Mood
I'm gonna go hit a couple Zs anons. Have a good night.
That so?
Email me your bank account info.
Its big mood hours
Chug!!
Not at all!
I refuse.
another nap? damn
have a goodnight friend
chugging!
yes they are!
rip pron
Hitting monsters with a hammer is fun.
Canakit's got 'em and PiHut has the WH, but Adafruit is nil, sadly. I need a new one. The GPIO on this one is boned because I was a dunce.
No promises.
Nah, it's the one I use to pwn wifi.
Comfy coat Sachiko is cute. Saved.
Night, squad.
bonk
nice!
whiskey?
doot best weapon
what did he mean by this
Hooray!
The world goes spin spin
I want to squeeze you!
I wish I had the money for Iceborn. Dont you be smacking them Dodogama, themb good bois
That's it, I'm gettin' me mallet!
Doot doot is also good. We're like brothers in arms.
I bonk as I please.
Ball peen or Claw?
Lil robot finds network. Lil robot kicks clients off their network then steals their packet handshakes when they try to reconnect. Puts it in a file which I can use to brute Force wifi passwords. On top of that, it has a cute face. Reply related.
whats your email?
nah i just run an ubuntu server for ml
thats alright, we all have our dunce moments. thanks for letting me know.. i can finally upgrade from my original B
Smack the great chungus, not the Dodoboi
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somebody ordered smack to this address who ordered it!?!?
hmmm...
it reads...
annnonymous!!
whos named annnomyno!!!
your smack has arrived!!
yatta
god I wish I had liquor wirtu me
I feel bad for not playing enough, I must be a rusty doot main by now, I even bought Iceborne
i don't speak in riddles
does that mean it's like a DDOS or lag switch? I'm pretty stupid you see
and yes, your waifu is very kumicute
good ol' No. 7
I bite and that's not a Waring
Misspelling phase!
You can bite as much as you want.
i like you
fuck, it's beggining
this is a bun bun
just emailed you
Herr we go.⅝
Mallet.
If she breath, she get bonk
I just started playing on PC.
Thanks love, you're quite lovely y'know?
this feels fake as fuck
ex console player?
I played on console on release then upgraded to pc when it released. I have a Jho doot fully upgraded (before DLC)
>Running Ubuntu for fileserver
I hope you're not trying to sip power there lol
Anyhow, what are you using the rpi0 for?
Not quite. So there's this flaw with WiFi protocols called deauthentication where even when you're not connected you can kick specific people off of their WiFi. The rpi uses this in conjunction with packet sniffing to get little chunks of the password when they try to reconnect. Also see I hope that made sense lol
Is this a Vidya or...?
But himb good boi
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cute little machine
what do you do with the passwords? youb won't hack me, are you
wink
nice lewds
you too!
hoi did you order smack?
woah can you like
teleport with your black magic to like if you wanted to like teleport to israel
I just started work today.
w-whoa
tfw moved back in with parents due to no job so can't drink liquor
sad
ikik, so when do we get the tasers and knives out? maybe a bit of rope
im not using ubuntu for a file server, im using it for machine learning. dunno, thinking of some bluetooth robotics
ghey
No come back maiposter
Yeah. Jho stuff is pretty good. I think Diablos Hammer is considered the best before the DLC.
I'm playing Monster Hunter.
All good bois get the bonk.
The eternal eeeeeeee is really strong right now
The major part of it is the machine learning. Every time it successfully pwns a network it gets an increased reward level. Sometimes it gets really happy, reply related again. I'd probably try to crack a password if I was stuck somewhere away from home lol
Oh, I see
I use my other rpi for a discord bot lol
I know nothing about the DLC, I only managed to get the new base and thern I got bakc into Tarkov
Do you enjoy fighting the pickle?
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good natt
I know it's very cold. Also, there's Tigrex, Nargi, Rajang, and Glavenus.
He's not that bad.
i think im heading to bed guys, see ya
i typically just run discord bots from my desktop, plenty of spare resources lol
bummer
you'll get back out there getting liquor like any drunk
and a new subspecies of Jho from what I was told
yes, once I get my own place when I get back on my feet
will also smonk pot because I used to do that too
Everytime I hear maiposter my head goes straight to Mai(Minakami)poster still lol
Gdi I still want a kotatsu
Goodnight tho
Yeah but I want that thing up like 24/7 lol
I was only using my 3b+ for a small NAS anyhow. It's been up 106 days. Epic.
Weh?
oh, sorry i meant to reply to aegis, alcohol got to me
what's that mean in stupid language? from what I can understand now it's supposed to crack the code of a wifi netword
first reply of this was meant for you
Love me some pickle
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boomerude~
out of beer, should I steel some of my father's or go to a bar and take 1 or 3 shots
Deviljho?
Sorry, I went big nerd speak again.
You got it right, though. And when it does, it gets rewarded and learns how to do it faster.
dude!
better start looking
beer, wouldn't want a deer to run you over
Suck my ass
UwU
Sorry about taking so long
I'm going to Germany in may
I'm very excited and I'm gonna have so much damn fun.
yes! the angry pickle himself
sorry, I thought I had a reply all typed out for you and I was distracted by vidya
nerd talk doesn't bother me, but I'm drunk and dumb so I won't understand everything.
so it's like a learning AI then? did you program that yourself?
bro!
I can't afford that right now :(
I think I'll go walk for shots, be back in half an hour or so unless I was wrong and I have beer left
Yeah, lots of new monsters.
He's okay, I guess.
actually, how many shots in a row?
I'm drunk enough but not enough to be shitfaced if that makes sense
maybe I should play again then
hunt together when
half an hour walk f or shots sounds too long
check if you got beeer first
I don't know, whenever you want, really. Though, I still have the whole base game to go through.
it's 15 mins walk to to there, half an hour to come back but I've always got my phone
I have no beer left and my dad's got 2 cans, I think he'd be angry if I took them so I'll go for the shots.
I underestimated myself with this 6-pack, I'll take 2 shots
I think I'll wait until you defeat xeno at the very least, I have your disc from a server we share
Really? Because I only joined one server and it's people I know IRL.
dad goign to get the belt!
2 more it is!
how to i cope the fact than there is porn of random people fucking my waifu?
i feel like finding new waifu. however everyday i abandon my old waifu and find new i feel like manwhore and have horrifying about old
so what is solution finding a new or sticking it to the old one......
Come at me bro
Ok, this is epic
Do you know German?
I'm not smart enough to write an Ai myself atm, lol. The most complicated thing I've ever written is the aforementioned discord bot. Anyways, it's called pwnagotchi. They're pretty cheap to make and fun. pwnagotchi.ai lol
As an aside, this alcohol talk makes me remember: have you ever made a seagull drunk?
You just have to
goes I know your irl friends.
unless one of them just happened to have your waifu's name and pfp as theirs. does grug thrower cave remind you of anything?
anything but that!
if that's not enough I'll just steal his cans anyway lol
no lol, I avoided those like the devil when I live in a more rural area. those birds would always come for you if they smelled food on you
No but I want to learn
I'll hide the belt
Forget about this problem by posting cute pictures of your waifu
I live near SLC and there is no shortage of them in the summer months. They're pretty passive, just staring at you in massive flocks on the ground, waiting for you to drop something. One did steal my mcdouble before though
Do you want to know how?
Y'know, they say the best way to learn a language is to live around it.
cute
I'll be ther 3 months
Hope to learn as much as I can before I go
It's late so I'm gonna sleep.
No. I'm not sure which one you even are on my friends list.
thank you, you're a lifesaver
turns out I have to steal some beer, bar waws closed
tell me how, they can't be as abad as canadian geese
oof
well, I'll send a friend request, if it's you then all the better, if it isn't then I'll just embarrass myself
I didn't get anything. This is awkward.
oof, guess I had the wrong idea then, my b
I'd say blame the alcohol but I was certain that was you even when not intoxicated
free exercise and fresh air
and now beer
Mine is
Aegis#8326
Trips of truth
Oyasuminasai
Oh I meant how to make them drunk. I'll do it anyway.
1. Get some loaves of bread and some Vodka
2. Douse loaf of bread in alcohol, just straight up dump it into the bag
3. Feed to seagulls, optionally feed them more bread to keep them around
4. ???
5. Profit!
The results turn out pretty great.
I've also heard stories of people killing them by feeding them Alka Seltzer but they're a state bird of Utah
and opportunity to light a cig
yes, I'm ready for the belt
and more time to sober up so I can drink even more
might as well go through my mom's alcohol
the embarrassment from the wrong add will be future me's problem
either that or a new friend
the results must be amazingly funny to witness lol
Aspirin? did you ever do it yourself
Canadian Geese are genuinely evil
I'm sure he'll manage.
>69
yeah he well, but maybe not me
the likely scenario is nothing happens and I stress about it for nothing
Just cancel the request.
lewd
>Let's do it
Heh
What the Alka Seltzer? Nah
As I understand it the gases from the Seltzer would cause their stomachs to expand and explode. I would try it, but I don't hate them. N-not to say I don't like them either...
B-baka...
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