So we had this idea, Cred Forums; and the idea is where it all began. New Coronavirus Thread...

Does anyone have any progress on the spread of the hoax? Or is the operation currently dead for now? Here's another graphic to use, but it's written a little shabbily.

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Why not troll amazon as well? Could someone make an image that says some high percentage of all packages could be contaminated?

Great idea. I wad in there 8 hours ago. The hashtag showed up on google in a pol thread. Need to regroup.

you sure? I feel like it would seem a bit too obvious, eventually people would rat us out. plus, it's not like we're trying to cut off all trade from China... unless???

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You guys save those fake docs of cdc? We can do it. Need oldfag enthusiasm

I think Wish would be a better target, amazon mostly ships from the US to US, but Wish is popular and ships directly from China.

McDonalds Happy meals have Wuhan flu don't ya know?

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Totally printing out and slapping om my local mcdonalds

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Like this?

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Completely forgot about wish, would it be better to create a fake story about people getting said virus from packages or just warning people?

THERE'S NO WAY THIS ISN'T A FUCKING BIOWEAPON

the first line should be
>The Centers for Disease Control has issued a
whenever CDC is written in full it is always plural
and they make statements in the past tense expect when defining when a warning ends

Too tired to proof read it again brutha. Luv ya. Going to bed

goodnight Cred Forumsro

CDC would not say immigrants
>people who have recently visited The People's Republic of China
also, the first time a country is mentioned in an official CDC document it is referred to by its full official name

got it, I'll post a revised version in 15 minutes stat, just need 10 to procrastinate on /f/ or something

Bump ya. Good night

so the accounts should be fake CDC accounts? or should they be a random person?

second sentence, second paragraph
>The CDC has reported cases of individuals becoming infected in the U.S. by shipments originating from China.
CDC does not care about citizenship
all means of reporting are part of the CDC
last bit is more in line with CDC's formatting and grammar

3rd sentence
>immediately return or destroy

3rd paragraph
again no mention of citizenship
replace "stay away from" with
>limit travel to
also add
>Travelers to and residents of the affected states are advised to limit contact with the public and use respiratory masks while in public.

drop the last paragraph
the CDC does not rely on or care about word of mouth or social meida reposts

Could change this to a broad statement along the lines of any online warehouse could be contaminated

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create facebook and twitter accounts to spoof the actual CDC accounts
post advisory on that
screenshot
remove
repost screenshot

The original idea was to trick boomers into sharing it, by sharing with randos. But we hadn't thought of making a fake CDC account.

3 minutes late, but I still delivered!!!
How's it lookin'?

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No, like this, this was his final draft. The other two look and read way more fake and illiterate than his final version.

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Looks legit but would they say return items or destroy?

this. wish, not amazon. bezos is based fuck the chinks

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residents rather than citizens
PRC instead of China (first instance only), although check precious CDC alerts re china, I think they would might use
>China (PRC)
or
China (People's Republic of China)
using historic alerts will be great for getting the formatting/grammar right bc each US government office has a book with very specific guidelines on how to write memos

>precious
previous

both
they would give the individual the option to get their money back so long as the infected item wouldn't be passed along to some one who isn't already exposed

Maybe. Here, I'll turn it into a template. We better start using these templates if we want to seem more convincing. Make and use templates, and make new ones that you don't find from Google for more believability, even if it is just a simple pallete swap.

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Bump to keep alive

thanks for the advice, trips of truth. I think that one'll be my final, sorry. I will start to work on more later though. good luck and god bless you all, Cred Forumsros. we shall figure out how to distribute these memos in the morning.

GOOD NEWS BOIS!

Our hashtag is picked up a few tweets that aren't tied to us.

Be sure to get on twitter and retweet and like anything with our hashtag.

We want to get it trending

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OOOOOOHHHH FUCK YES!!! THIS IS JUST THE INSPIRATION I NEEDED!!! THANK YOU, DESU!!!!!!

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Another template

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THIS IS PERFECT!!! THANK YOU OH SO MUCH user!!! USE THIS ONE INSTEAD OF MINE.

Here's an article meme for us to spread. I left in the border and share stuff to make it look a little more like a screenshot. Go nuts.

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Better version

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great stuff, youre doing gods work

SHARE THIS SHIT!!!!

CORN-a-virus

HOLY SHIIEET!!! WE'RE GETTING TRIPS LEFT AND RIGHT!!! EPIC CORONA-CHAN CONFIRM!!!!!!!

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AH fuck thanks for catching that.

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Fixin' your mistake, Cred Forumsro. Kek. Unfortunately, I don't know what font you used, so I got the closest thing I could find. Sorry if it doesn't look AS accurate in the font aspect, but it's a sacrifice for spelling accuracy, making it more credible in the tradeoff.

LOLE, nevermind about this post then, as soon as I posted, you fixed it. kek

I forgot to post the image anyway. :[ Whoopsie

STIXIntegralsUp Bold is the font I used.

You can make your own article memes easy simply by
>going to any article on your favorite journalism website
>right clicking on the text you want to change. >Click inspect, and search for the text, and replace it with what you want.

Keep it up, Cred Forumsros!

Pic related is first step, and the pic here is what it should look like when you're about to edit the text. (side note: you may have to click the arrows on certain lines of code to find the text depending on your website.)
Good luck, Cred Forumsros!!!

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alright, thanks man. :) I'll keep it in mind for future reference

whoops, forgot the link!!! I've got to stop doing this problem, since we don't want to reach the bump limit too soon, but here was the link anyway
imgur.com/a/tBOUWVX

OK were are are page 9 rn, bump

bump

we also have a backup thread on /bant/

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lole nope, that thread's GONE!!! think it may be time for a new thread though? I'd hope not. I'd want to keep this one alive for a little longer.

nevermind, just retarded as always. :[
I'm sorry, I should go to bed, it's almost 1 am. Please keep this thing alive, Cred Forumsros, Cred Forums may just Cred Forumse Cred Forumsack in Cred Forumsusiness.

Goodnight Cred Forumsros. Thanks for a wild ride today, and remember to keep the spirit alive for the lulz!!!

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We need a chink acting sick saying the chinese gvt is lying to the world, that his wife and kids already died and that his brother was murdered by the gvt because he was spilling truth bombs on social media

The coronavirus is literally just a massive PR stunt. Netflix released the virus to generate interest in their new docuseries Pandemic that just came out this past month.

I could superglue my eyes into chink form and spreek rika chinamren

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sending this to my Chinese friends.

YES. DO IT.

Ohhh, that's brilliant!

KEK. they're gonna seethe

Godspeed user

new /bant/ thread

/bant/ thread link

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Actually, they are from Shanghai and Beijing so they hate Wuhan and wish they had a wall around their cities. It's weird but honestly, if there was a disease breakout in Oklahoma you know people from SF would be talking shit on them.

I see