How do i become rich

How do i become rich

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Get lucky

If you weren't born into it, you get lucky. That's literally it. Work hard all you want but most people will never achieve anything more than complacency and a normal 9-5 life where they live from check to check and rely on pills when they're 60+.

Cawks. Charge two bucks a cawk and suck a million of them.

Bitcoin

Yes

create a business

Just open a fucking Reddit repost channel on YouTube and watch the money roll in

Find an old, rich queen in West Hollywood, and suck his cock 20 times a day

>tfw still not rich

feels average man

when a double cheeseburger from mcdonalds is $2.79 having a million~ doesn't feel very good anymore

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I started making porn videos... But money doesn't come as fast as you might imagine

Work hard and have the right idea. Make big sacrifices and learn to take risks. Learn to get back up when you fail, because you will at first.
Live your life a few years the way most people wont, so you can live the rest of your life the way most people cant

Biz

explain?

- ???
- profit

I joined the pornhub amateur program but it pays by views so maybe in six months or so I'll have huge income not in the mean time do

I needed that

Don't be a minority

are you doing like boy-girl amateur scenes or what? I was actually thinking about making pornhub videos too, but dunno if doing male solo will work (no gf atm)

Shit I’m 32 and been relying on dope and pills since I was 18 shits wack

don't spend your money.

Yes I'm doing boy-girl scenes I just thought the money will come in flowing but not really

Throw that boi pussy for a year. You'll make 6 figures, all tax free.

spend 10 hours a day learning a trade for a month then get a job in that trade. whether it be welding, car repair, plumbing, c++, any programming language, teach english, teach anything, flip shit on craigslist, trade stocks (DGAZ and DRIP my current favorites), whore yourself, bartend, bus tables, live with your parents until you have 30k in the bank, put a down payment on a house, continue working at your trades, in 10 years you can buy another house, rent it and live comfortably on 25k/year, or keep working and buy more property.

How many views and how much money per video have you made already?

no one gets rich in a year. some people get rich in 5 years. its not difficult to get rich in 10 years if you have work ethic and can learn or innovate.

Invest early and often.
Look for opportunities.
Create at least 4-6 passive streams of income, even if they're low to start.

These three things can be done by even the poorest of fags.

Once you have passive income and a job. Buy cheap property. Even if the price crators, it'll go back up. If you buy a duplex or multi-family home. You can fix it up and rent it out. Do this twice and you don't even have to work full time anymore.

Rent becomes an additional passive income. Get 4 places / units you can rent and one you can live in, and you can afford property management.
Now, everytime you buy property you can fix it up and "add it to your real-estate" portfolio.

This is when you hit 10-12 passive incomes, your investments are growing, you no longer work a job unless it gives you joy.

You are now Rich, congratulations.

Interesting set up, is that all of your investments?
You should try a compounding dividend account.
It's diversified, pays high dividends, and builds interest (or pays out) monthly.

Become an amateur recycling engineer:
Buy a pickup truck or trailer you can pull with your vehicle.
Get a bunch of clients who will pay you to remove their refuse as an on demand service, so they can avoid monthly removal fees.
Don't have a blacklist of items make sure you can take appliances, furniture, old tire etc, just charge a bit more for large awkward items.
Go through their refuse and remove all valuables to resell on ebay or craigslist.
Start hoarding and sorting all the metals and learn to extract precious metals from broken electronics and sell the metals to a large recycling facility.
Throw actual garbage away for free at a rotating mix of nearby dumpsters at apartments, supermarkets, schools, hospitals, businesses, etc.
Become a millionaire and retire within 5 years.

Is that sarcasm or does that shit legit work?

>Create at least 4-6 passive streams of income
The way you let those strange men use your holes isn't passive, faggot.

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I mean... technically if the holes are paying their fair due for food or shelter, it is passive. Just legal complications and all with being a pimp.

well its like having a youtube channel

i'm also interested on this since youtube pays you depending on your niche. Idk if pornhub all amateur vids get paid the same, how does it work

You know how everyone says sell meth? Well, what you really want to do is by all the sudo and THEN sell all of that to the meth cooks.

You're a bluepilled faggot.

Op- there are kinda two options-
1- come up with a novel way to do something, start a business and run it intelligently. This is harder overall, but kinda the only way to get super rich.

2- the way most people do it- don't spend your money on stupid shit, save and invest it. Do your research on everything over $10. Be a cheap fuck. Work your ass off and angle towards a good career. Change jobs whenever advantageous enough to justify the change. Have a few side hustles. Then, after 15-45 years, depending on your ambition, intelligence, and the overall economy you can make it.

It's kinda like lifting- dedication, hard work, make it a lifestyle. Then a little luck doesn't hurt.

Tell ya what kid, I’ll give you your break.
You get me pics of Spider Man, and we’ll talk money.

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Solid advice

such a saturated market, how did you think it was going to make the money flow in?

I'm going to try it.

Courts don't recognized your butthole's personhood, so as much as you like to think of yourself as a pimp for renting it out to strange men, the law just sees you as a man whore.

Oh, you were being gay.
I understand now. Holes are what I call useful wimmen.

Stop being a faggot

Stonks brosky

Just keep adding to your cash account, do your DD, and buy the dips.

I lost more money today than my paycheck. I'm not crying. I'll soon be buying.

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Porn.

Well if you don’t want to make your fortune online, One of my best friends sold a lot of weed and made a few hundred grand. The only downside was getting robbed at gun point in their own house for 120k. Upside is he didn’t die. Illegal and dangerous but fast easy money.

>useful wimmen
I don't care about the cutesy little oxymoron terms you faggots enjoy using so much.

>internalize the essence of wealth
>proactively implement this internalization into daily methods of activity
>????
>be rich

Go to sleep Glen

>living AND keeping money in your trap house

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offer value to others

>faggot
I don't think you know what that word means.
You know how you keep obsessing over my sex and stuff. That's you acting like a faggot. You are mad at women and find them useless? That's because you don't know what to do with them. You want to talk about a man's holes? The fuck you faggot.

Come on, we all know why you're obsessed with that word. Just admit it already.

Channels that post Reddit threads or just repost channels make bank

Synapse (youtuber who just reposts league of legends streamer plays) makes like 100k a month. Not saying that they all make that much but there is money in simplifying exciting moments for people who dont have time to watch streams or browse forums

Save. It's so fucking easy, but people love to over-complicate their own lives. Put like 10% from each paycheck in a savings account, then any loose change (shit adds up). Good luck, idiots.

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>wf
enjoy your fees fgt

Okay, good to know.

Do a trade like landscaping. Not only do you earn tradesman money you learn how to fix shit so you don't have to pay tradesman prices to fix the shit hole you live in.

How rich are we talking? Honestly, 70k per year sounds pretty fucking sweet to me right now. I didn't think that was a lot of money when I was younger but god damn I would feel high on the hog if I was making that right now (still in college).

Become a doctor or surgeon or start your own business. I think 75 percent of millionaires own their own businesses. And you have to own a string of them. Owning a convenience store isn't going to do shit for you.

Or come up with a big idea and launch it successfully. Or hedge your bets and get on the ground floor of a startup.

I think the surefire way is starting a string of small businesses. Or one or two medium sized ones.

Stock market as well but good luck with that. Crypto has probably pretty much sailed, but I might be wrong.

OP do not listen to this faggot

Buy high, sell low. it's simple economics faggot

You idiot, you can't buy high, you have to buy drugs, then use them to get high.

this

This faggot has good advice. Don't listen to that other faggot.

One thing all rich fucks have in common is that they're cheap fucks. When they can afford something cheap, they still try to get it for free and they're always complaining about being broke. When they deal with vendors and contractors, they always jew them down on price. Trivial amounts of money add up over time.

Finding something cheap you can sell to the masses at a healthy markup is where it's at. Busy pizzerias are million dollar operations for example.

an example of passive income streams please

OK boomer

whore your self out on webcam. literally free cash

the type that has this type of success tend to have at least some advantage in life that goes beyond talent or hard work, but even then upper middle class, yes i'm calling people with a million+ in assets middle class, they're not really in a position of any meaning either. you can afford nicer stuff, more stuff, maybe a sugarbaby or two, but it's still low tier and you won't get their till you're grey or bald and your junk only half works so you can't enjoy it as much.

Sell fake drugs

Acquire monetary notes of high value.

YOU GO TO BANK AND ASK FOR OLL THEIR M ON NEYS WITH GUN
THEN YOU RUN YOU RUN SO VERY FAAAAAR

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Ya know what's great about being a boomer? I can retire in 4 years and keep paying desperate 20-somethings to have sex with me while doing dick-all all day long. Feels good, faggot.

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Short Tesla.

that behavior has nothing to do with their money. not a damn thing. that's just a personality quark that sometimes presents itself in these people. the people like that either A) make so much money their small to medium sized purchase penny pinching is inconsequential or B) they just pinch on a the wrong things, like all these fucking doctors stealing newspapers but then complaining about not having enough money despite a 300k salary because they've never heard of lifestyle creep and can't stop buying houses and cars all over the country

You realize you pretty much said the same thing as this guy , but it made it sound like you were criticizing him. Did you mean to say the guy you replied to was wrong?

>penny pinching is inconsequential

Not inconsequential in the least when it's indicative of an approach with money in general. We had a bum who used to sit on a bench in our neighborhood all day long. The guy looked and acted like a bum. Someone threw him a surprise bday party when he turned 65, and it was eventually found out that he had a shitload of money in the bank.

I've worked for rich people and they all do what I described and I know that behavior played a part in them being rich. Part of it also is magnifying and leveraging, which often means lying. If you tell people you have the best widget for sale, they tend to believe it. If you tell people you do your own X, they tend to believe it even if you're paying a Chinese company to do your X for you.

I was criticizing the faggot who said not to listen to that user.

Just buy some xrp on binance ans fait until you are rich

>Create at least 4-6 passive streams of income, even if they're low to start
What would be good passive incomes? Considering I don't have much money to spare to start them

Whatever you do, take this advice and toss it right in the fucking garbage. This is loser advice from a loser's mind.

If you want to get rich, and I mean really rich, you have to do two things. The first thing you do is to understand on a deep level the nature of business and making a profit. That is, after all, how almost all rich people are rich. It is also why who you work for has more money than you do.

The second thing you need to do is, beyond some primary considerations of what you are willing to do or not do from an ethical perspective, to go after getting rich with as much energy, willpower, and brute force determination and persistence that you can muster.

Buy real estate and rent it out if you want to get rich. It's the only sure way user, guaranteed! I've been riding the rent-out-a-duplex-condo wave for 5 years now and I want out. Property taxes, repairs and fucking tenants eat up all profits so I want to sell my real estate with profit and give away all the riches, luxuries and passive income streams for a mere pile of cash.

Get fucked up everyday and night but go to worky poo too!

>paying for sex

kek, ok boomer

This is a good answer

right now almost all people that are rich achieved this through the aid of others. let's say you're a rich kid, sure you can just inherit money, or have it given to you, but that's a bad look and you'd like to at least pretend you earned it. so your parents pay for you to go to the right school. you learn something, presumably, you graduate, you're given a high level position through a combination of parental and school connections. the position pays absurdly well for someone who just graduated. you have the right degree, but no experience that justifies your position, but that doesn't matter, the connections you were destined from birth to have are what really counts. so congrats! now you have your own high level income. so what do you do with it? well exactly what you're advised to do with it by all of your friends and family who have years of experience taking a large sum of money and passively converting it into an even larger sum. the path to greater riches is handed to you, all you have to do is follow it, then it snowballs, and you're set for life. you can't fuck it up. you have tons of kids. you do the same shit for them, and you get to pretend you earned it.

true rags to riches entrepreneurship is a lie. you found an example of it in the real world? cool. it's still bullshit

R/wsb

Where do I sign up

Honestly, just be yourself and follow your dreams.

>do this!
>btw i'm gonna stop doing this because it doesnt work anymore

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kek

Sell small bottles of your dirty bath water to internet losers.

Im a timeshare scammer, just get one of them jobs. I make like 2k a week. 100% legal too

Ever wonder why a successful show gets canceled by new management? It's because of this shit. Some rich kid got something they weren't skilled enough to manage again. Hell that's why society has had to suffer through the works of lena dunham.

>that only work if you're a cute photoshop expert

you're going straight to hell btw

Bitcoin issuance will be halved this year.
A lot of Ethereum is and will be locked up in contracts. On top of that the issuance will be cut drastically.
Buy now and HODL

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>P-please put money into my dying ponzi scheme
You bitfags are so fucking cringe.kys

Don't listen to lazy faggots like this is a good start. Work two jobs and save your cash. Save enough to buy a property and rent that out. You can put some money away in stocks if you feel comfortable with it. Start a business after you have enough. One of my friends did this and he's retiring at 28.

ok boomer

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This is so profoundly stupid. You've probably sniggered when you posted "all Republicans are temporarily embarrassed millionaires" on Reddit before.

I can't imagine you not being a cookie cutter liberal fag. I know you are. I'm left on some shit, and do not agree with a lot of the bullshit Republicans have done over the years, but I will say this: there is special breed of loser that is the Democrat. Not only do you accept weakness, not only do you take pride in weakness, but you even enshrine weakness. You call it knowledge and misrepesent it as strength. That your broad brush strokes about life and reality in the 21st century are irrefutable, secret knowledge that you and the rest of the millions of your ilk believe.

You're a limpdicked chump dude.

ok boomer

Mine Ethereum. Buy solar panels. Use BRAVE browser (get paid for seeing ads). Lend out crypto using salt and earn interest.

buy sailing boats in sweden, norway, denmark for dirt cheap.
Drive them to the adriatic.
sell them for massive profit.
dont have to pay taxes on used goods in slovenia.

funny, the whole sales pitch of the republican party is hey! don't tax the rich, that could you some day! but also don't quite your day job, grind your minimum wage shit until you die, and for fucks sake pay your taxes. one of us has to.

>Save enough to buy a property and rent that out
OP wants to get rich not create unsustainable financial burdens like tax/HOA debts, closing/maintenance costs, endless contractor fees, lawyers fees, utilities charges and additional insurance requirements.

hey anyone remember that time kevin smith got famous by financing a movie on 10s of thousands of dollars of credit card debt? too bad they've tightened that shit up over the years.

Don't buy Bitcoin. Stay poor and don't kill yourself. live with the shock. Keep it bottled up in side you in silence.

meanwhile, the democratic party is all: "forget the richs, kill them if you have to"
Feels weird to be a moderate nowadays...

i have no pity for the hole you've put yourself into. especially when you're response is to try and trick others into disappearing into that same hole in a pointless attempt to dig yourself out of it

>moderate
you mean republican with extra steps

You're a fucking retard dude. I know Republicans are shit. I said that in my post.

You are the Democrat that any Democrat worth their salt is ashamed of. You have internalized hopelessness and passiveness and you try to pass it off as vigor and wisdom. Your talking points are predictable, your personalty is predictable, you believe you are seeing a reality normally unseen with your trite views. You're a fucking pussy, a louse on the soul of humanity. You're a beggar.

in the current political climate, yeah, pretty much.
The dems will have a very hard time getting my vote this year

Damn this is smart. You got experience?

Find out people have a problem they dont know they have. Look at the smartphone. People didn't know they had to be connected to the internet 24/7, now there are more people with phones than plumbing.

I saw a video explaining how the Wealth Triangle has 3 points;

A high income skill; Basically a career that can land you 6 figures or more. Lvl up your skills if you aren't on a path already.

Own a scalable business; e-commerce for example. Restaurants are NOT scalable, they require so much overhead and if you wanna franchise, the leasing costs, new employees, fuck that.

High return investments; Not something you can make a living off of but will generally net you great wealth as time goes on.

These are not the opinions of a true moderate. They are the opinions of a slave to the republican cool-aid, of the algorithm abusers. Of google and youtube knowing you're a straight white male of a certain age and presenting you mindless rage on a silver platter that you've all to eagerly eaten up and now spew regurgitated into the wind. So blinded and out of control your words lose all meaning. Like a child who has just achieved puberty, you think too highly of your supposedly enlightened perspective, unable to recognize you were speaking to a true moderate as you yourself have never achieved that state. You are as far to the right as those you would look down upon.

This

Whatever you say, pussy.

the problem right now is that moderates are political orphans.
On the republican side, you have Trump, who is a foul-mouthed obnoxious braggard with a very nationalist stance.
On the democrats side, you have people trying to one-up each other on who would put more millionnaire in gulags and who would open borders the more brazzenly

Moderates have little to no representation

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This is totally disproved bullshit from a crybaby liberal who sees everything in the world, which stems from his own lack of character, as an injustice.

not the person you're responding to, but I know for sure that kids born into money stay into money.
But I've also seen people from middle class parents get into upper class throught good job opportunities. Here's my two cents:
if you want to make a career, try to avoid working for companies that are too big. It seriously limits upward mobility since there will be a lot of competition. Try to find a moderate-sized company with good promotion opportunities instead.

Bitcoin price now: 9004$ remember this. Check back in a couple of months nocoiner. Don't buy Bitcoin. Keep fiat money, work for a boss and be sour forever.

Get money

bitcoin was worth twice as much 2 years ago

Don't worry you'll probably not live long enough anyway.

>dream: invest 100k at 5000. Sell 8 moths later at 15,000. Make $200k!
>reality: invest $300. watch it turn into 200 and then 100 for a whole year. Spend that year screaming "this is good for bitcoin" to anyone that will listen. At the end of 2 years finally sell and make $10 while calling yourself a genius for holding instead of getting a fucking job and making that money every week.

Depends on how upward you want to be. Want a managerial credit on your resume? Walmart might work fine. The average super walmart has like 20 fucking managers.

very true. I know the best way to put "manager" on your resume where I live is to work for freaking McDonalds. With good work ethics you can go from cashier to manager in 2-3 years

Read up about and study people who actually became rich.

Bitcoin is a fiat since none of its value is intrinsic, unfortunately nobody actually uses it for debts commerce so it isn't actually money or currency at best its a type of security with no actual use like buying a famous painting to store the wealth so it doesn't degrade like the dollars you used to buy it that have a semi fixed rate of inflation.