YLYL thread

YLYL thread

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Bump

Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down

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stop posting this garbage

kys pls

turkey =gay
muhammad =faggot
allah= shit

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Based

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>guess is some from rwby

Brap

Vintage meme good one too

What does exercise have to do with anything?

is this ironic

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....wut

Explain to me faggot, don't run away.

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It's like a burpee, but bending backwards.

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Is that real? Damn, haha.
Something new everyday. Thanks, user.
>pix unrelated

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*gasp* *wheeze* HAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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OLD REPOST.

REKAPTCHA EVERY TIME NUKKAS

Holy fuck this is levels of unfunny that I forgot existed.

I will straight up square up on you if you ever think about posting any of this again.

OC to that Spider-Man balloon

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I will kill you faggot. Find me. Like you said. Imagine rolling up on me and getting shot in the gut. I'll. Fuck that hole in your stomach and cum in there. Fight me, bitch ass faggot.

do it faggot I bench 3pl8 for reps pussy I'll flex so hard my nipples will get erect and poke your gay eyes out faggot

>inb4 internet tough guy
you did it first by threatening to fight people so you can't say that because you're gay if you do faggot get rekt you got fucking toasted bitch

ROFL. awesome.

Your womans a fuckin tramp. I cant stop gigglin. Whore bitch. Fat mutt whore bitch.

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Youre gonna die in obscurity. No matter what you do. XD

911!

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>imagine not having a woman comfortable enough with you to brap
(Sad emoji)

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XD I'm in the top 15% of UK investors queer Chads like me never die, enjoy being bad

Dental floss perhaps. Your wife do that?

LOL you aint no cop you fuckin neckbeard troll XD

>dating w*men
No thanks, cuck

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Fuck
How bad is this shit
Worst ylyl ever

something really ironic with a bird holding a shotgun....just me? no?

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Begone Sandnigger

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How do I upvote this?

Who’s that?

You are really really funny.
Lol. Lol. Lol.

Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down

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Kill yourself

allah = dogshit

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Lmao fuck that nigger

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Wait a sec you replied to a post that shown an Indian character in it and decided to try and push an Islam meme.

Guaranteed you are not a Muslim and are in fact an American tryharding.

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thanks lori

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1/3 of indians are muslims idiot, also allah is a pig lover and muhammad loves gay cock

>allah is a pig lover
>implying God is real

lost

thanks lori

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I would still nail her so hard. Aged like a diamond

Dis nigga drinking beans

These are actually pretty funny

it's all your s my friend

Paintbrush

what is the context here good sir?

Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.

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It's about time I nut to the grrl on top, anyone got her name?

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works better when you save the actual image faggot

Mexican sex change

He’s like bruh this shit stale

Elsa jean

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roberta paulson

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I never noticed until you pointed it out.
Heh.

Oh, and Waldo wore it better.

That's fucking based, user

I'm assuming the New Zealand shooter.

no, it's moronic.

This. There is not one thing remotely funny here.
Cringed
Saged
Abandoned thread

good thing you are such an important person whose meaning really does matter and makes a difference, gospeed faggot

can confirm java-script is the most annoying peace of crap with an revolting army of raging autistic hacklers producing shity code.

dudes man up and start using proper tools like make and get your shit together and stop using nasty stuff like nodejs and shiet

God I wanna fuck them so bad.

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Should have got 3rd shenmue

kik

Agreed. JavaScript is total trash

What kind of retard drew those nipples

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look like a masterpiece of surrealism

someone remind me of the name of that cartoon cant for the life of me fucking remember.

Killer Bean Forever

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Traps are gay

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+1 internets for you sir

hmmm...

> Trans pussy surgery

For Real i saw a bunch of good ylyl you lose thread lattely so good job to the user(s) making these

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>s*rb meme

Whys these funny? Just seems like good advice

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Making a connection to everything that happens in real life to a video game title is something people do on Reddit.

Lost

Are there any siamese twin bitches with one head and two bodies? Because two heads and one sorta hot body seems like two problems and one pleasure versus two pleasures and only one problem.

I totally did think she had prosthetic legs for a second.

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kys
stop posting this garbage in every thread

Finally laughed at one of these threads. I guess I should just be thankful that it started off funny. Then, the fucking retards got on the bus.

I quit university because of BASIC, i hate computers

Boomer humour tier, fuck lost again

Misread trips are gay. Rage redacted

Forever alone

Body language expert should neck themselves for not remembering the two don't of body language , don't project and don't try it on actors and people aware of body language

So these are 2 actors, or in the very least, 2 people 'aware' of their body language in the captured moment? You, dear sir, are the reason for
>implying.
Please neck yourself,you fucking shit tier brainiac.

Obviously two actors looks lika a stock image

wtf, is that the story? who thought this fag how to greentext.

Same thread different day copypasta

Gets me everytime. Thank you, very cool.

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Nigger

mexico, not even once.

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N

Lost

Touchy, touchy
its ok user,you can still pretend to be a girl all you want

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>Bumps

You are fat

Very inventive. Bravo.

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this womps

Filename made me smile

I lost to this

You leave

A black man has crashed his helicopter in Lego-City

who was the previous one?

Hahah ace Ventura

reddit tier meme

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This is sobering

so incels are a worldwide phenom

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Throw in Left for Dead 3

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Why Noone is fucking? What is this shit?

Today I helped this cute turkish girl that's a transfer student here in my country. She asked how she can repay me, and I told her that I need nothing. Turns out she's fourth year engineer student, same as me

simple problems have simple solutions.

wow so funny i laugh

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have sex incel

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finally lost

Its him, right? He's a good boy!

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reminds me of bunny

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sure but how much money you spent to have sex?

but searsly how does it taste?

tastes like pussy

using this thread for a crosspost in /o/

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If this is real she actually looks hot in bottom left. Those implants are disgusting, just enormous bubbles where boobs should be. 8 to a 4 real quick

YLYL has been intentionally unfunny as possible for a long time, dude

least was $20 street hooker bj
most was $300 cute escort

but it's not polite to ask that user

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So Elliot Rodger reincarnated as an elephant?

Never had it cooked, but pretty good fresh. Kinda like human pussy with a hint of barn smell.

Got any of her being fucked?

Actual true story inporting
>be an user
>visit Cred Forums
>see the same thread where somebody is on probation for being black
>also see the same why do democrats want open borders thread
>unironically click on the trap threads for fap material
>have to deal with yellow fags
>have to deal with some dude who knows black magic

any other bs I'm missing?

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yeah heard horse and donkey cum tastes a lot like hay too, actually it's from a girl which drank donkey cum in front of joe rogan, when he filmed xfactor and that's also the reason, why it got cancelled.

Design is fine, they used the wrong spout head

why is she holding a totally normal sized rooster ?

Are the yellow fags still posting? I blocked all posts with yellow in the title so I haven't seen shit.

Yo what is the source on these potato guys?

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Lost

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Hoes are temporary, games are permanent.

dayum

They're beans. Just youtube beans movie or something

pretty sure the dude was a child rapist and sicarios fed his balls to their pitty

at least thats what i heard from some other user

Watch out we got someone edgy here wow

Anne Frank

Bulimia Relish

Raughs*

Lost bad

I remember when Cred Forums memes were God tier. Now they're so shit its actually depressing. What happened? Was it ever since the filthy frank era ended?

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Salam Haleykum buddy.
whats your stance on weed,chatolicism and cantonese food?

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This, tell a thousand stories.

Also. Black shades absorb more light so less color is coming back to the eye. White, and light skin is technically reflecting more wavelengths of color. Niggers/coloreds BTFO

lost

clever, made me open it.

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what is this? nice trips

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Bush?

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who the fuck eats hay and knows how it tastes?

Exhaled through my nostrils

Post funnies then

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clever

delicious. Got what "it" deserved

This is great. Here, have googly eyes

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>>*Pukes*
Fucking disgusting, of all the things in the world, scarfs on your head to please sandnigger men is the worst, I'd rather have equal amounts of pedophiles in my neighbourhood than this shit...

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Dubbie Trippie, scoobert doobert

This is what he was talking about when he had said he had a dream

this is sexual retardation

kinky shit XD

Faggot and Cringepilled
Go back and stack go back

What fucking kind of lady dog has worms?
She is well below even Canadian standards of women. Nasty bitch

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Scheiß Aichach

lost lmao

they had to put it near the fucking manhole, didnt they

Guy raped children in Mexico

Can’t dodge the Rodge

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>knowledge

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latino guts

This makes me crave steak.

So... like, do they each control one leg and one arm.. or, how does that work?

gee wiz, now I feel old

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Lost

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harmon himself

There's always a bigger stick.

but why?

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I haven't read about the guy who's on probation for being black in a while. Is he alright?

He was here yesterday

please go fuck off to 9fag

pretty much sums up the fallon-show

Mmmm

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this is the best summary of the trans issue I've ever read. If I ever hear someone tell me their to college to major in Gender Studies, I'll tell them to save their time and 1/4 million dollars and just read this meme instead.

Even the first one is fucking disgusting, furry yiffing cunt fuck you.

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I laughed uncontrollably for 10 minutes and my sides are now with curiosity on Mars

But did she get lung extension as well?

That's the cat's car.

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This wasn't funny

>Actual true story inbound
>>be me
at the time
>>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>>few days later, brings the dude home
>>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>>visibly nervous
>>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>>discuss for a few minutes
>>they go out
>>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>>sis comes home
>>announces it was "fun"
>>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>>"We're not a thing anymore"
>>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>>tell my father this
>>laughs uncontrollably
>>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down

incelephant

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No kidding, the Koran actually recommends husbands to beat their wives.

In your opinion, was the Koran written by;

[ A ] A cosmic being
[ B ] A husband

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it's not furry if it's anime, so that entire chart is wrong

Islam somehow said YES to burning the library of Timbuctoo, just a few years ago.

But that's the great thing about Islam ; it has no pope. Nobody to take responsibility.

The murderous Muslims clear the way, then the "peaceful" Muslims move in, and say it was nothing to do with them.

What this meme tells us, is that women don't DESERVE equality. It would be unjust to treat women equally.

Something tells me that this will be the downfall of Islam eventually. Half the population of earth won't take your shit for ever.

Unless, of course, Allah lands on earth and edits the koran. Ha ha ha ha.

You can fuck off too. Cat girls and all that shit it's all the same. Fur fag fuck. Beta cuck.

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You can't put a Creationist book and a Science book in the same pile.

And this anti-science bullshit is another weakness of Islam. The koran will ALWAYS preach Creationism, and our DNA will ALWAYS prove it wrong.

Piss off atheist scum.

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Why don't you send your god over here to make me piss off?

p.s. WHICH god is your god ?
How did you choose your god, out of all the hundreds of gods?
Did you really give the other gods the consideration they deserve?
Are they not real?


Why is your god real if the other ones are not?

>Why is your god real if the other ones are not?
thats a dumb argument. you should be ashamed.

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why are you posting your prescription medicine online?

take 2 and fuck off b2r

Lol

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>>Actual true story inbound
>>>be me
> at the time
>>>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>>>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>>>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>>>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>>>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>>>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>>>few days later, brings the dude home
>>>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>>>visibly nervous
>>>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>>>discuss for a few minutes
>>>they go out
>>>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>>>sis comes home
>>>announces it was "fun"
>>>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>>>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>>>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>>>"We're not a thing anymore"
>>>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>>>tell my father this
>>>laughs uncontrollably
>>>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down

Nice pic. Mind if I save it?

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Battle Royale - the original PubG: Jap style! Good flick.

One is website you are allowed to save any picture you want. You can post it here again in the future.

>>>Actual true story inbound
>>>>be me
>> at the time
>>>>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>>>>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>>>>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>>>>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>>>>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>>>>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>>>>few days later, brings the dude home
>>>>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>>>>visibly nervous
>>>>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>>>>discuss for a few minutes
>>>>they go out
>>>>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>>>>sis comes home
>>>>announces it was "fun"
>>>>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>>>>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>>>>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>>>>"We're not a thing anymore"
>>>>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>>>>tell my father this
>>>>laughs uncontrollably
>>>>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down

lol classic

We need to start doing this with the clock emojis.
See how long it takes them to catch on.

What store is this? That nipple clamp setup looks great.

this