I’d love for a someone to bend over for me ;3

I’d love for a someone to bend over for me ;3

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Your dick is fucking disgusting.

Right wtf is wrong with that guy

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Alex is that you,?

No one is going to bend you over. If they bent you over an object the added weight from your top half would cause structural integrity loss and the object would collapse. If they just bent you over in general you're so top heavy that you'd either fall and break the floor or yourself. Also what the fuck is wrong with your foreskin. I have seen a lot of uncut dicks and they do NOT look like that.

Not in 100 years you fat amerimutt

B-but muh uncut master race...

I laughed at your pathetic whistle dick

This would be more funny if the OP said they wanted to be bent over.
I think you're projecting a little bit bud

Now I can't tell if I've been awake for too long or if I'm a faggot. :(

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Foreskin like a fucking sleeping bag.

This is why ....

CUT >>>>>> UNCUT

Can you even bend over to touch your toes?

Yes sir

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that's a hot cock

samefagging.

ur extremely hot, ur sixe is intimidating uwwuuwu

good boy

pull back that foreskin and just imagine the smell.

Your dick looks like a platypus bud. I hope you don't live in my city. You'd eat up all the fish that i want to catch

Maybe don't make them take all your weight when they do and you might just have a pet dog to rape buddy. Just saying, a few pounds lost might do you some good.

That's a elf dick