YLYL thread
YLYL thread
Oliver Russell
Owen Russell
Evan Reed
Niggerstains
Isaac Bailey
Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
Jaxon Barnes
Mason Myers
Jason Robinson
Justin Jones
Lucas Murphy
Isaiah Thomas
Cameron Lewis
Evan Hernandez
This guys a fucking comedian.
Andrew Murphy
fekkit
Jaxson Gonzalez
Daniel Torres
Blake Brooks
I don't give a shit if someone saved that off of 9gag a fucking decade ago or not, it's still funny you cum-gargling mega-faggot.
Cameron Adams
Luke Sanchez
The Gauntlet
Alexander Peterson
Lucas Nguyen
Jaxson Howard
Noah Price
Jaxon Collins
Mason Martinez
Kek. That didn't take long.
Kayden Ortiz
>six million
yeah sure
Henry Ortiz
Bentley Diaz
>last known image of Kobe
Chase Anderson
6.1 million. The Nazi's kept records. And then there are the other 6 million people that were murdered in camps. But no one talks about them.
Camden Scott
This is the worst thread I have seen on Cred Forums in years.
Isaac Evans
Old pasta is old
Camden Lewis
boom away boomer
Brayden Baker
HA HA, HI HI, I HATE MY WIFE SO FUNNY
Nolan Davis
Images like this remind me how suicide is always a option
Luis Brooks
then you've clearly not been paying attention
Charles Collins
Gabriel Kelly
Wyatt Hall
Oh but of course shlomo, of course
Joseph Reyes
Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
Gabriel Phillips
Mason Adams
>Imagine being so stupid that you deny something that clearly happened.
Yikes.
Isaac Sanders
Holy shit that leafcuck show is such pure cancer. They will never be the next trailer park boys, face it canadia you're a shit country and aren't funny
Hudson Reed
Imagine being so braindead that when you mention there was no 6 million dead jews, since it was literally impossible to do, you just assume it means it never happened.
It did happen but there was no 6 million jews, there also was no 3 million, educate yourself goldstein loving kike
Noah Gomez
It happended so clearly that its a crime to even deny it in some countries. Yet denying 2+2 = 4 is somehow not criminalized
Landon Evans
>This kills the Indian
Joseph Edwards
no-one talks about the 197 billion black, strong independent gender fluid laitnx folk Hitler personally killed from 1884 - 1976 either
Nathaniel Clark
i work with a few indians. I dont ever see them using the stalls...
Charles Walker
Because your see them shit in the street?
Christian Bailey
Julian Young
Elijah Sanders
Ethan Wood
Owen Hall
Bentley Long
What the fuck is on its heel?
Jace Williams
wdym. Looks normal to me
Grayson Diaz
wtf is that?
Easton Gonzalez
>I hate it
Later reddit boomer
Christian Scott
>normal
Sebastian Smith
I don't see a problem here. Reminds me of the toilets in my high school locker room. I mean, we had little brick walls in between, but you could still look the person beside you face to face
Noah Phillips
Looks like some 40k chaos demon shit
Cooper Cox
Samuel Jenkins
WOW. that's an oldie.
Connor Cook
Leterkenny is great but this dumb meme makes it look bad.
Samuel Wilson
Nathaniel Williams
Caleb Allen
chicken tendies and drumsticks for ever.
Dominic Torres
is ... is this... is this a real image ... it's not tempered with?
oh my god .... it looks like the predator with a misgrown foot.
Carson James
>hand with middle finger extended shopped onto the foot
Yep, definitely not tampered with.
Jackson Stewart
see this >?
That is a question mark
it usually indicates that a sentence inquired information on a specific matter
but thank you anyways, it iseems like the editor of this photo bamboozled me quite well
how naive of me to think something like this could be possible in todays strange world
Alexander Ward
its not shopped, its a shoe by a company called fecal matter
Jaxson Watson
fuck every last one of you
Carter Edwards
>how naive of me to think something like this could be possible in todays strange world
Pretty naive, yes.
Joseph Rogers
we salute this absolute legend
Kevin Jones
before i forget to mention it, since everybody is talking about the virus and WW3 don't forget epstein didn't kill himself
Julian Nelson
That's a bacteriophage and she already has her own faggot
Grayson Sanchez
Good thing illegal aliens can't vote.
Nathan Lee
Two Kevins in a row. Dubs Kevin!
Elijah Morales
STFU
Kayden Parker
Lost
Andrew Sullivan
Quite new OC.
Leo Parker
Juan Sanders
Travelling in china with my family 30 years ago: They would usually have just the asian type hole in the floor, and usually no booths at all. Even in cities like Beijing, many were not accustomed to white people. Whenever the girls used a public restroom, the chinese ladies there would form a half-circle in front of them. Not engaging in anyway, just casually squatting/sitting and just looking directly at them, like it was the most natural thing ever. I'm fairly certain the girls have been appreciating booths since then.
Benjamin Hill
Danny McBrides looking shit
Parker Cox
you mean fetal matter?
as in stem-cells...
Eli Thomas
Fuck, lost at the weakest shit.
Lincoln Smith
Yup
Jack Robinson
10 bucks says the hand on her left foot is fingering her asshole
Ryder Mitchell
This. It isn't the lines that make the show funny, its the delivery.
Owen Watson
Literally someone already posted that in this thread. Plus, it’s not funny, like at all? What kind of autistic incel keeps reposting that pasta?
Jose Gray
Matthew Harris
I Am sickened but curious
Gabriel Clark
>that bulge
oy vey
Isaac Evans
If the story and picture are real then he must be among top 3 cutest traps in the world
Angel White
Someone post the swollen dick fucking webm.
James Jackson
Jose Price
Anthony Davis
Andrew Stewart
Joseph Gray
Natural selection will sort this out.
Thomas Wood
Hunter Cox
aaah i see you're new here welcome to Cred Forums :D
Gavin Bennett
Gavin Baker
Ethan Phillips
MOAR
Grayson Morales
Kevin Perez
Anthony White
Eli Harris
Imagine being such a shill you insist we should still care 75 years later
Jack Allen
Joseph Wright
Jealous because white are not victims enough for you lmao white genocide israel!!
Jonathan Cruz
That is literally the words that came out of my mouth when I looked at that.
Ryder Hernandez
Ryan Lopez
Isaiah Adams
Josiah Morales
... and you've got downs syndrome... so what?
Christopher Johnson
Isaiah Carter
Andrew Thomas
lol
Gabriel Martinez
Noice take that amerifats where's your ww3 at bitch
Ian Roberts
Sebastian Perez
David Cruz
It's not a coincidence, you found your soulmate faggot
Anthony Davis
???
Michael Rodriguez
Daniel Ramirez
you'd be correct if the image was actually funny, which it is not
Jace Myers
Andrew Price
Easton Gonzalez
checked
Hudson Garcia
:(
Ayden Sanders
Mason Ramirez
yea no, could never have been them
Eli Gomez
Luis Reyes
Fake and gay
Hunter Butler
Thanks for the input captain obvious
Lincoln Stewart
>I didn't know you were Jewish
LOST! cant breathe! holy shit!
Juan Clark
you got me
Michael Murphy
That started off lame but got real good.
Bentley Lopez
J
Nicholas Foster
YAAAAAS. KING SLAY
Camden Moore
Got to the end and didn't laugh once. What a bunch of humorless faggots
Dominic Wilson
What show is it?
Owen Bailey
Adrian Walker
>Waaaaaah! Entertain me!!!
Thomas Kelly
For a second there I thought the cake was supposed to look like a marble slab.
Isaac Edwards
Brayden Bailey
Sauce?
Michael Sanchez
kek'd
Aaron Green
Just search faggot porn on Google
James Nguyen
Comic is from an artist called "Green Tea Neko" for anyone wondering.
Easton Campbell
No one was.
Benjamin King
user, I...
Michael Richardson
Nah man, that cake's neat.
Jayden Evans
Take out the censored and loss panels and it becomes the End of Evangelion of webcomics.
Adam Wilson
Very inventive. Bravo.
Lucas Mitchell
gay
Jonathan Torres
laughed but didn't lose
Mason White
ayy
Liam Hughes
Imagine believing that the Germans couldn't do what the roaches did 20 years earlier
Ethan Lewis
If shit like this happens, I give zero fucks. Let these rats kill themselves.
Alexander Cook
lost af
Jaxson Brown
Austin Richardson
This breaks format
Not funny
The left can't meme
Cameron Moore
Eli Peterson
thank you for making me happy, user.
Nolan Robinson
A wild oldfag appears
Nolan Bell
He seems to need help. Someone should give him a hand.
Jace Kelly
Fag get the meme right
Carter Jones
It's an anti-left meme. Meaning not only can the right not meme, they also can't keep their stories straight
Nathan Rodriguez
imagine actually believing german engineers would use poorly framed wood doors on gas chambers.
Cooper Wilson
why would you ever use a non-damage-dealing move against an opponent with that much lower of a level
Alexander Howard
This is good, i like this
Kevin Miller
heres a better one
Caleb Jones
That's the whole point. We kill your faggot general, we assassinate one of our own and blame Iran, then we come and totally fuck the place, leave it to crumble as it falls into a civil war, etc.
Alexander Ramirez
DOOM Eternal Trailer 3?
David Baker
what a fucking fag
Anthony Rodriguez
Adrian Miller
Jackson Howard
Me, bitch ass nigga
Isaiah Cox
Ya ok Americuck! Brought to you by [email protected]
People in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones retard
Nicholas Lopez
I don’t understand your general point? So the fuck what every mass genocide is important to learn from some get more traction than others
Chase Cruz
Josiah Allen
Noah Taylor
Beautiful. Karma does exist.
Joshua Wood
Jace Harris
bernies gay
Carson Cooper
Jaxson Mitchell
It's not though. It was predictable as well and has been done before.
William Nelson
Kevin Stewart
lost so much my sides went to tickles Uranus
Joseph Sullivan
Lincoln Ross
Grayson James
(S)he's a good artist, got a lot of their content.
Oliver Wood
Camden Peterson
Jon Tron
Justin Wright
Christian Adams
Gavin Ward
Letterkenny. Pretty funny, IMO, although it can get a little repetitive. Season 1 was KILLER.
Noah Reed
Fag
Sebastian Scott
Nolan Miller
So brave, so brave.
Asher Wright
Zachary Adams
was zum geier
Leo Gomez
I prefer my Kobe well done
Daniel Torres
Talion I’m the tower and you cannot defeat me!
William Morris
what a stupid bitch
Adrian Long
lost
Evan Parker
You're genuinely fucking stupid. There are absolutely no records of 6 million jews being killed. The only known records are those from the red cross which claimed only a few 10s of thousands were killed.
Aaron Cruz
Cracker
Jordan Watson
Nicholas Myers
around 20 million Russians died in WW", no one gives much of a fuck about them.
Nicholas Williams
You're right. I think the Americans should have banded together with the Germans and killed at least 100 million Russians. Communist aren't people.
Landon Brown
This is America. Police be tripping.
Anthony Powell
"A prostitute is never cold" - same joke but much shorter
Jackson Nelson
Sebastian Torres
Zachary Turner
Elijah Cooper
Nathaniel Sanders
what an absolute LAD
Ryder Myers
Aww. Just like Trayvon - He could have been Obama's son.
Asher White
Please just go back to deddit or grindr or wherever you slid out of.
Anthony White
verloren
Bentley King
What's this from? Can't tell if satire or idiot,, and I'm laffing
Adam Hughes
It was 5,29 million
Matthew Cox
Truth
Easton Torres
I think that was an active police force who's trying to make the world a livable place. Not karma.
Jose Parker
What about those 45 million chinks that starved like twenty years after wwII no one give a shit about them either
Michael Rodriguez
And gays/traps wonder why we don't trust them.
>Always try before you buy boys.
On a good note, He is going to get all the blowjobs and anal sex he can handle.
Anthony Turner
Jonathan Miller
Almost as if our schools were hijacked by certain groups and made to brainwash children into thinking certain groups matter more than others.
Bentley Sanchez
If you look closely it's a hand showing the middle finger, apparently it likes flipping peeple off so much it put one on its foot
Kevin Evans
No prussian blue in the gas chamber. Why?
Brandon Robinson
>seeing two separate accounts of the same specific number and still believing it
Christopher Collins
Me and my boyfriend are American communist. I don't understand the hatred we get for our political beliefs.
Jacob Butler
Mason Murphy
Shit I remember this guy from Bruce almighty
Ryan Williams
When you don't understand how starvation works.
Robert Adams
>We want to do nothing and live off the backbone of other people's hard work why does no one like us
Colton Richardson
Parker Stewart
I don't get it. I'm new here
Lincoln Anderson
1guy1jar
Wyatt Morris
WHAT THe ACTUAL FUCKing shit mate aaaaaaa
Chase Gonzalez
But does that warrant violence even from my own father?
Benjamin Wood
I undestand that the little niggletts in Africa get big stomachs when they're starving. However, the rest of their body remains skinny. Thats clearly not the case here.
Tyler Ramirez
wtf their stars are so low quality
is this from a movie or were the nazis just handing out paper jew stars?
Gavin Harris
more
Landon King
Wtf is that an Italian or Mexican flag?
Daniel Bennett
He could be fat because he's a new arrival to the camp.
Matthew Peterson
They were basically just cut out of pieces of cloth.
Kevin Bailey
iraqi flag
Brayden Bell
Well I doubt he intended to raise a slugabed commie that would rather spend time and energy working or redistributing the successes of others rather than just being a fucking adult and going out to create your own.
We live in a time when 17 year olds sign multi million dollar contracts to play video games, and we still have shitheel commies that can't understand how to make thier own living.
If I knew who your dad was I'd tip him for sticking his foot up your insipid ass.
Aaron Jones
>new arrival
Ayden Rivera
Put it in the hot juice!
Nicholas Johnson
Who cares about Commie Snow Niggers?
Gavin Bailey
Damn you.
Easton Lee
Some people like myself are unable to work. I get anxiety sometimes so I drink very heavily to cope and this has caused me to be unemployable. I met my boyfriend and he taught me about communism. My father has attacked me on 2 separate occasions. I'm pretty much disowned and haven't had contact with my family in 6 months.
Joseph Martin
Only surprise is that the filthy nigger didn't beat the kid up, too.
Fucking animals. Need to be exterminated.
Andrew Gray
Wow user you made that worse gj
Evan Murphy
first one to make me chuckle
Isaac Ramirez
If you look at the front bumper of the truck at the end you can see that its already broken and hanging a little. I think this cop had done this before lol.
Juan Flores
Top kek
Gabriel Clark
based I kek'd
Andrew Hernandez
Adrian Cox
I’ll take twk
Zachary Perry
Imagine not knowing that these are just dumbass racist/anti-semitic trolls who know they're wrong probably and just want attention
John Green
Parasites
Sebastian Torres
Maybe actually learn about what you're beliefs have caused in countries were they were tried
Anthony Myers
>probably wrong
no im not
Caleb Allen
Based Bundy
Evan Flores
noice
Angel Butler
Shouldn't nogs be happy about this? They can actually afford the shittier one now.
Jacob Scott
David Attenborough-voice: And here we see, an african american diplaying typical behaviour. Using violence and intimidation to get possesion of what other members of, the supposedly same species, have worked hard to gain.
Tyler Garcia
Brody Myers
shes not black tho
Dylan Gutierrez
Did he teach you about the Gulag Archipelago?
Aaron White
LMAO
Only Robert Downy Junior can pull off black face
Colton Morales
That show is the incarnate or trailer park boys knockoff. They even confirmed it by copying swearnets god awful idea of making an animated series.
Jackson Long
6.1 million people were killed in camps, of those ≈5mil were jews, the other were blacks and gays
Mason Martinez
And it seems like you think that is everyone's fault but yours. Communism won't sure your mental illness, only exacerbate it. I'm not making fun of you having a mental illness, but I have zero sympathy for you turning to communistic ideals from your obviously lazy and predatory 'boyfriend'.
If implemented as you think it should be, communism will let you wallow in your crapulence unhindered, and then you'll die. There will never be any assistance or proper guidance for you: there wouldn't even be enough subsidy for food.
If you're not a loser, you'll fight for yourself instead.
Owen Miller
at least the caption isn't revolting
Jeremiah Gomez
Nathan Anderson
The only joke in there was the Subway pun
It's entire set up was spewing chains' names.
Ian Walker
fucking classic, remember this from ages ago
Oliver Clark
Wife Bad! Ahahahahahahahaha!!1
Austin Torres
He puts the jar in his ass and it breaks
Jordan Sanchez
Josiah Garcia
What the fuck
That looks exactly like someone i used to know
he was an asshole
Josiah Carter
depressing
Lucas Young
William Gonzalez
Good’ol Dan
Jeremiah Reyes
Robert Bennett
lol
Chase Allen
>here at Cred Forums we can turn any random phrase into a hated buzzword
Easton Morris
No time wasted. I remember yesterday a thread where the creation of this was being discussed. Well done.
Anthony Kelly
Pretty sure their balls touched.
Parker Allen
fuck
Brody Hughes
Fuck
Brandon Moore
You don't understand because you are willfully ignorant of how much communism has fucked up every society it has touched.
Zachary Murphy
>I get anxiety sometimes so I drink very heavily to cope
The user who called you a parasite was correct.
You're nothing but a fucking alcoholic piece of shit leeching off everyone around you.
Jeremiah Hill
Lmao he deserved to get shot for the fortnight dance alone. Got some balls though, I'll give him that.
Jonathan Morris
truly a masterpiece
Ethan Kelly
I really want to know what porn he was watching.
Mason Thompson
David Bennett
Carson Adams
Juan Brooks
If that's how you feel but I don't deserve my father attacking me.
Jose Bailey
Jacob Moore
What the fuck is that thing?
Landon Gomez
MY EYES
Tyler Perry
New fag
Regular fag
Jordan Garcia
Ayden Watson
Fucking loser. Learn to be a responsible drinker that can hold down a job.
Liam Evans
Lol
Nicholas Smith
*approves of OC*
Easton Miller
An egg retard
Owen Sanders
Tyler Smith
Patton and MacArthur were right.
Brandon Perez
kekd
Luke Morales
No people like this breed before diabetes kills them.
It's not natural selection when your doctor gives you meds
Joseph Green
Well said, pajeet
Carter Lopez
Lol anyone else see that the pig jeep that hits them in the end ... its bumper is already broken before it hits them ... guess its not the first time that day
Austin Hernandez
Oh. Hello.
David White
Hudson Wilson
Brody Ward
William Morales
Michael Peterson
Jace Brown
The Romans killed Jesus not the Jews. Pick up a history book.
Jace James
Jeremiah Thomas
Elijah Reed
Noah Cooper
retard
Nolan Price
According to my research, it was the Texans that killed Jesus.
Anthony Bennett
Your father probably feels the same way.
If you were my daughter I'd be heartbroken at my abject failure as a parent, raising a selfish drunk instead of a useful member of society.
Jeremiah Powell
Carson Mitchell
What-s his name again?
Carson Bennett
Cooper Hall
dan 'she was fine but she then turned nine' schneider
Xavier Allen
Aaron Ortiz
Julian Wood
I'm his son not daughter.
Jason Cooper
He did nothing wrong
Julian Johnson
Easton Murphy
Jacob Smith
U hella gey
Easton Garcia
faggot and a commie. no surprise there
Adam Lee
Fooking saved