There is nothing more debasing than having a job. Change my mind.
>Have to physically be at a location by a certain time every day >The location/environment of which you have no control over. It's usually depressing >Have to be around people you have no choice to be around. Usually zombie alcoholics who like popular things >Need to be there for a minimum number of hours usually 8 or 9, sometimes longer >You're only allowed to leave to shit/piss >The job itself is something that nobody in their right fucking mind would choose to do in their own time >The job/task has no bearing on your own needs or survival, it is usually a service or exchange. Deep down you don't want to do it >Your labour is contributing to whatever millionaire/billionaire who owns the business, only making them richer. They are literally doing nothing while you earn them money >You need to act and communicate within such ridged parameters so not to offend anybody otherwise you will be replaced inside a day >Your efforts don't matter as there are literally thousands of people lined up to do the exact same thing if you are not there to do it >Your 'boss' is usually someone who has just been in the company for longer than you. They are not superior to you in any way physically or mentally yet you have to bow down & submit to them otherwise you're gone. >Failure to do any of these things will result in you being fired instantly, not being paid, unable to have shelter or feed yourself. You will literally die.
You're not wrong. But what's the alternative? I'm not saying there isn't one, I'm saying i'm dumb and can't think of one.
Christian Ward
Actual true story inbound >be me >17 at the time >beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him >pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me >have a younger sister, 16 at this time >my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone >announces that she's "seeing someone" >father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard. >few days later, brings the dude home >tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses >visibly nervous >my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom" >discuss for a few minutes >they go out >dad tells me "it isn't going to last" >sis comes home >announces it was "fun" >around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl >she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back >about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother >"We're not a thing anymore" >tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg >tell my father this >laughs uncontrollably >mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
Humans first operated within tightly-bound tribes, working together to hunt. You would learn the skills and wisdom form your elders and you would all depend on eachother. During your lifetime you could be seen as a hero on many occasions having taken down a mammoth worth over 1 million calories, feeding your tribe for months. Your sense of self-worth was rooted in your very being, your worthwhile actions contributed towards something so important. You would be at one with your surroundings, physically fit your whole life and would have any female partner you wanted since your value was so important. If you were lazy, and didn't pull your weight or simply chose not you - you would get a fucking spear or an axe right through your head and you would be done. It would also be within your right to murder a fellow tribesman for being a liability. You had full power and control over your life and your domain.
Nathan Gonzalez
>Have to physically be at a location by a certain time every day >>The location/environment of which you have no control over. It's usually depressing >>Have to be around people you have no choice to be around. Usually zombie alcoholics who like popular things >>Need to be there for a minimum number of hours usually 8 or 9, sometimes longer >>You're only allowed to leave to shit/piss sounds like high school
John Hughes
Quit being a whiny faggot, develop yourself and your skills and become irreplaceable.
Ethan Perry
true
Carter Johnson
if you work outside and not in a cubicle things sre somewhat less depressing. consider construction or s trade imo blue collar is less of s shackle. still a collar mind you.
Parker Cooper
continued....
Then we started to farm. People would have children to help out around the farm to make it a lot more efficient and even possible. Kids would learn real valuable skills which would be passed on from generation to generation. Your entire existence was valued because you would be able to work with livestock, harvest food, operate machinery. You NEEDED to exist so you could feed yourself, your family and even the wider community around you. Your place in this earth was deeply rooted. You would then WANT to have kids some day so you could pass on this perfectly balanced life onto them, so they could do the hard work and take care of you as you grow old.
high school is mostly training you to be a minion so similaritied to minion wirk is unavoidable
Zachary Ross
LAZY CUNT, DIE OF STARVATION THEN
Kayden Thomas
join a union you fucking cunts
Austin Anderson
nice rationalization of your laziness.
Isaiah King
bad pasta/10
Ayden Reyes
when did it stopped?
Leo Phillips
this is old and in no form funny and or relateable ... just .. stop with it already ... you're just embarassing yourself
Henry Russell
>Have to physically be at a location by a certain time every day not great but I can work flexibly so can kind of start when suits me.
>The location/environment of which you have no control over. It's usually depressing Our office is quite nice tbh. They asked the staff what we wanted and we told them a PS4 on a big screen and a pool table which is what we have.
>Have to be around people you have no choice to be around. Usually zombie alcoholics who like popular things Everyone's older than me and reaaaally good at what they do, am learning a lot.
>Need to be there for a minimum number of hours usually 8 or 9, sometimes longer Every second of my day is logged on my timesheet so if I work longer than 7.5 hours i Get paid more.
>You're only allowed to leave to shit/piss Nonsense, I spend a horrible amount of tyime skiving off..
>The job itself is something that nobody in their right fucking mind would choose to do in their own time I work in I.T., I do I.T. stuff in my free time.
Jack Harris
Continued...
Now? You don't even need to fucking exist. You only exist now as a fucking slave. Your boomer moron parents only had you so they could fit in with the joneses. You are closer to a pet than a human fucking being. No knowledge, wisdom or skills were passed on to you since they made enough money to feed you kellogs cornflakes, icecream and other unhealthy cancerous shit. They worked nothing-jobs their entire lives, sent you into a victorian-style education system where you are indoctrinated to want the same things and behave exactly as your parents & everyone else. You are now in your 20s, realising that you have no worth in your own life or anybody elses. All your basic needs are met. All you have to do is work some soul crushing job and keep your mouth shut, generate as much tax as possible, have some "pet" kids of your own then eventually die having lived in a warped existence that was completely outwith your nature
School is just indoctrinating you to a life of being a miserable tax slave working a job that does not matter. So yes it's the same
Angel Wilson
>The job/task has no bearing on your own needs or survival, it is usually a service or exchange. Deep down you don't want to do it True, I'd rather be a billionaire banging tween celebrities and smashing cocaine off their firm young bodies but there are worse ways to make a living tbh.
>Your labour is contributing to whatever millionaire/billionaire who owns the business, only making them richer. They are literally doing nothing while you earn them money. Publically traded company but, yeah, someone's making mad bank.
>You need to act and communicate within such ridged parameters so not to offend anybody otherwise you will be replaced inside a day Not in our work, fuck me, the most offensive comedy you can come up with. Took less than an hour to see the first Kobe meme.
>Your efforts don't matter as there are literally thousands of people lined up to do the exact same thing if you are not there to do it Also no, specialist I.T. certifications see.
>Your 'boss' is usually someone who has just been in the company for longer than you. They are not superior to you in any way physically or mentally yet you have to bow down & submit to them otherwise you're gone. Again, not in our work, people in charge have years of experience and bags of qualifications
>Failure to do any of these things will result in you being fired instantly, not being paid, unable to have shelter or feed yourself. You will literally die. Guess what, incorrect, there's a huge process that needs to be followed before that stage. And even if it did happen I'd jsut go and get another job. No big deal.
It sounds like you're a whiny little bitch who has no useful skills and therefore has to take on the most menial of jobs in order to make ends meet. You're underpaid and undervalued because you undervalue yourself and aren't willing to go learn some skills that make you useful to anyone. World doesn't owe you a living but if you put in the effort it can't stop you either.
Samuel Scott
Either work in a depressing yet dry/warm office or outside breaking your back, lifting bricks and being not only a tax slave, but a slave akin to ancient egyptians who built the pyramids? Get fucked
Aiden Roberts
I see the indoctrination worked nicely on you. You place your sense of self worth in your nothing-job Once you are promoted you are then deeply embedded into the system where you are literally forced to appease your superiors for the rest of your miserable life.
Michael Campbell
show how you know nothing about working outside. tax fucks me over and in my country it pays medical bills for whiny faggots like you. don't you have a fibromyagia whining rant on FB to check for likes?
Luis Hall
ok, what's the other option?
Cameron Williams
>more debasing than having a job Being cold, wet, smelly and hungry
Elijah Perez
>OP discovers why people get paid for their time when performing a job
Grayson Rodriguez
Oh, I don't know. How about banding together again and taking down mammoths, eating mammoth steak, getting your dick sucked on a daily basis by the hottest girls in the tribe?
You cannot suggest any scenario in our existence that sounds better than that
