CORONAVIRUS THREAD

achoo

Reroll, I have allergies and a weak immune system. No fucking way I won't get infected.

I love you Corona-Chan, so much, that plz let my lungs collapse

sorry bro, rip

achoo

Neat!

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This is a representative from the CDC. Odd trips are incoming, in order to purge this thread. All non-infected, remain calm. Do not panic. If you feel your post will be dubs, do not reply to other non-infected.

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hey doc I feel funny

>mfw no allergies nor weak immune system

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We’ve tested you user, you tested negative. You’re fine. Make sure to wash your hands and stay inside.

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feels good being peak virus resistance age (25)

an interesting game you've got there
very well, i shall participane in it as well

thanks doc, must just be normal flu

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No way I will get a dub or a trip
Probabilities are astronomically low.

I love you corona-chan

Im happy for you user. Thank god we aren't infected

ah choo!

yep, sure feels good.

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I'm I safe?

bless you user! good thing you don't have a virus haha

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hello friends, just came back from a business trip in china, what did I miss?

You've just infected him

Read the header
>odd trips kill off the infected

CUS YA DO NOW BITCH

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Let’s go dubs, I don’t wanna be alive

READ NIGGA READ!

Gimme some of those Wuhan noodles, I've lived a compete life

Ooh ooh me me!

Damn, back to shitposting every day..

Well Iran did say they'd get their revenge.

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